Full paywalled #SMH article about rapist #BruceLehrmann’s failed bid to have his rape conviction overturned confirming he’s still judicially a rapey rapist POS.

Available now in the #WhiteHouse Grift Shop.

Still think it was real?

“Do you know how long you have to be on the toilet to post this much?” - Jimmy Kimmel displays Trump’s 162 post-spree sent in a 5 hr period, from his shitty #HomeAlone2 cameo to unhinged conspiracies like Michelle Obama using Barack’s autopen. 🤦‍♀️

Imagine looking like this and calling yourself an ‘alpha male.’ 🤭

(While medaling himself) “This is truly one of the great honors of my life.” IT’S A FAKE ‘PEACE’ PRIZE THEY JUST MADE UP in order to get their tongues even further up your arse you moron! 😂#TemuPeacePrize

YEP! The below #Bsky post got dozens of RT’s and likes despite having a tiny fraction of the followers (261 Vs 7,431). The identical version on Twitter got 1 RT and 2 likes, forcing me to delete it. Can’t wait till this platform obliterates (walking prolapse) Elon’s Xitter.

That happened around 1980.

How has there not been a parliamentary enquiry into Babet? #AusPol

Just (made the mistake of) watching the interview with #Littleproud on #Insiders and the only thing #Speers didn’t do was swallow. #AusPol

Yeah, nah! The guy was a heavy IV illicit drug user for decades so you should maybe look up the adverse effects of that instead of being a fkg uneducated moronic #MAGA douchebag.

In Australia, we call those people “swing voters” because of their claim that can’t decide who to vote for until they get to the ballot box which is why they are also single-handedly recognised as the dumbest people to have ever walked the Earth.

The PM hasn’t even been married for 24 hours and #NewsCorpse is already at it with the (predictable) hit jobs on his wedding… 🤦‍♀️

Whatever’s in the #EpsteinFiles is even juicier than we all thought.

HE 👏 LITERALLY 👏 SIGNED 👏 ALL 👏 THE 👏 #JAN6 👏 PARDONS 👏 WITH 👏 A 👏 AN 👏 AUTOPEN 👏 YOU 👏 FKG 👏 DOUCHEBAGS 👏

💍 Congratulations on your wedding to Jodie Haydon, Prime Minister Albanese, and your choice for Toto as the ring bearer. 🥰

Seen the headlines about T ru mp intervening so they make #RushHour4? It’s not because he’s a fan of the franchise. It’s because he wants director #BrettRatner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, re-hired. Because, of course that’s why… 🤦‍♀️ www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

This is glorious! 😊

The gaslighting is beyond comical. 😂 His post 👇 The polls 👇

Thanks, James Packer, but I won’t be taking advice from someone who managed to lose billions on casinos.

Susssssan has a PLAN(phlet). 😂 #Insiders #AusPol

SHOCKING (not)! Twitter’s location transparency reveals where #MAGA influencers are actually located. #Elon to remove the field in 5, 4, 3…

It was a NAZI salute.

In news that will surprise literally nobody, court documents have revealed that #LindaReyndold’s middle name is… 👇😂

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Trump wants people who called on the military to follow the law to be put to death.

Utter BS! Watch as they use the “it’s under investigation” excuse to justify not releasing it after he recently instructed his DOJ to investigate Democrat involvement with Epstein.

”Quiet piggy“ says the pig.

This is a real tweet.

Rita proving what a total and utter Punani she is. #QuietPiggy

The equivalent of Satan saying he knows of someone worse than him.

Most countries have provisions that stop felons from seeking public office - except America. So really, it was just a matter of time.

Or L/NP #NetZero crisis meeting.

EVERY #autistic person on the planet revelling in this headline. I will never understand how so many people are so easily roped into fake conversations.

Technically it’s the funeral for the L/NP’s exhumed corpse after the original burying in May.

My God! 🤢🤮

Oh, she will. The thing about Linda Reynolds, the Callous, Unrelenting Narcissistic Trollop, is that she’s proven herself to be a textbook #sociopath. Make no mistake, she’s loving every minute of this.

Exactly how we feel each time his electorate re-elects him. #AusPol

So NSW Police allow neo-Nazi rallies but do everything they can to stop pro-Palestinian marches. Why, exactly? 🤔

That’s not the other guy’s shadow. It’s his makeup, and yes, the photo’s real.

LOL Rita’s punani has spoken! 😂

And of course, he just stands there, zero empathy, visibly annoyed that someone took his spotlight. #PeakTrump

This is easily fixed. Change all the names to those of his victims. Virginia Giuffre Road sounds pretty #cathartic, does it not?

Don’t be fooled! Yes, he’s finally been officially stripped of his titles, but Andrew MountPedo Windsor is still 8th in line of succession. Yes, really. Important given it will likely impede any criminal investigation into him. Also, #RepublicNOW!

Ugliest thing I’ve ever seen aside - interesting use of the word ‘statuary’ which almost sounds like ‘statutory.’ Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, #ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles.

Genuine question: At what point do we need to start questioning the size of Hegseth’s D given all he does is threaten war with someone - anyone, for any reason? Same as his boss or smaller? 🍄‍🟫

#HappyHalloween 🎃 😱

#HappyHalloween 🎃 😱

#EXCLUSIVE ‘Pauline Hanson’s One Nation’ name and logo change REVEALED! #AusPol