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Angus Taylor using sign language to announce David Littleproud’s resignation. #AusPol

Nothing to see here. Just #FauxNews using old footage of a previous #DignifiedTransfer to mislead their audience about the fact Trump wore a novelty baseball cap during yesterday’s one.

The narrative: #MAGA will disown #Trump if he starts a new war, especially if American soldiers are lost. The reality:

You know how they say there’s always a tweet? Well, they’re called X-cretions now.

It doesn’t fit with the letters so I’ll just add it manually: ✔️ Pederast

What is #Angus on about? Prue and Trude have still got stacks of Jojoba left over from October. #AusPol (via ‘Don’t Blame Me I Didn’t Vote Liberal and #Golding)

#JusticeForCricket 🐾 #KristiNoem #GetInhalerReady

Please meet Markwayne (yes, really) Mullin, the guy #Trump picked to replace puppy killer Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security. (via #JimmyKimmelLive)

Remember when Pete HegSSeth, on an Australian visit, DEMANDED Marles increase our military spending ASAP? Now you all know why… and they’re just getting started. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06...

The choke. The pout. The body movements etc… WTF is this?

Well, whaddya know… the prick accurately pre(dick)ted it! 🔮

Most Americans, DO NOT KNOW THIS! 👇 This is everything you need to know about the current situation other than needing to add just one thing: Distraction from the #TrumpEpsteinFiles.

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👁️ Big Burger is watching!

“I hope I have paved the way,” says #SussanLey. Such a sad line. The reality is there’s no way the LIbs would’ve turfed a male who’d done the exact same job as her after just 9 months otherwise #Dutton would’ve been thrown to the wolves years ago. All this has done is scare women away.

I thought this was a photo till I saw the butterfly and realised a real one would never go near Pauline Hanson.

Yep, that about sums up the #StateOfTheUnion. (by @cathywilcox.bsky.social)

Great! Now do Trump.

Updated…

He found out about #SchooliesWeek so is now building a tower on the GC. Got it.

Hey, #LyleShelton, fixed your tweet for you. You’re welcome. Also, you REALLY need to find yourself a guy and get this gay obsession you have out of your system. Now fk off & don’t let the gay flag pride pole go up your arse on the way out! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Aaaaaand there it is… Every time. Every single time.

“He’s sweating now.” Activists hang *that* picture of Andrew in the Louvre and it’s every bit as wonderful as it sounds…

Anyone else surprised #Kavelarse didn’t stand up during #FinalObservations on #Insiders, unzip her top and reveal a shirt with a huge Liberal Party logo? #AusPol

This whole Poor-line Muslim rubbish made me completely forget about this 2014 stunt that backfired spectacularly. So the racist POS did this 12 years ago, met only friendly kind and generous Muslims and STILL issued her statement about how none are good. 🤦‍♀️

I sincerely apologise for the language used here but I couldn’t think of a stronger word. #AusPol

🤞 Soon…

Hey, #DonaldTrump, it is MY Great Honour to correct the typo in your post. Thank you for staying awake long enough to read this matter.

Turns out there was voter fraud in Georgia - by Apartheid Clyde, aka Phoney Stark, aka Ketamine Ken, aka Xunt newrepublic.com/post/206857/...

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Mine also #BSOD’d (blue screen of death)!

For anyone worried about the ‘One Nation surge…’ #AusPol

But but but he was just resting his eyes and the cameras caught him blinking and made it look like he was asleep.

First photo of Andrew post-arrest has been released and it’s every bit as humiliating as it should be.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #AusPol

#YouTubeDown - coincidently in the hours after #StephenColbert uploaded a political interview to #YouTube after #Trump forced CBS to ban it from TV. PS: The video direct link: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

It all went downhill after he failed to hire a Brow Technician. #CaterpillerBrows 🐛

lol Wait till ANgUS finds out Dim Wilson’s gay. #AusPol

If #Trump says these things [PUBLICLY] in front of his own daughter, does anyone really think at least some of the serious allegations in the #EpsteinFiles about him aren’t true? I mean, come on!

Game, set and match: #Bongiorno

It’s no surprise Pauline’s peddling the lie about abortions happening “the day before the birth of a child” (WHAT?) given her former party just aborted Sussan after 9 months. #AusPol

Nothing signals going back to Abbott/Dutton-era nationalist regressive politics more than having all those flags behind you at pressers. #AusPol (via @sarajadebl.bsky.social)

Fantastic. Great move. Well done, Auspol greatmoveposting.

Oh, the hypocrisy! This from the party who (under Abbott) RELENTLESSLY pursued/degraded PM Gillard with sexism and misogyny so appalling, it prompted the greatest speech in parliamentary history. So, yeah Libs - STFU! #AusPol

Sussan Ley quits politics and announces new venture, ‘Whiite Laady Funnerals.’ #AusPol

This has to be a parody account, right? The real Vanstone was never this wise. #LibSpill #AusPol

The Libs choosing 9am on #FridayThe13th for #Libspill is kinda perfect. #AusPol

Malevolent Malfoy also said this about #TonyAbbott on #QandA ahead of becoming PM, only for him to be thrown out in his first term. So I welcome his endorsement of the Anus. #AusPol