No thanks I've got enough of those

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Haul from the bookstore today!

Spooky month! Yissss! Anyway I'm sharing one track I think is a banger every day for the entire month and I'm just gonna park it in this thread for ease Pls enjoy. Or don't. Yknow.

According to Wes Streeting I can't play No Man's Sky because I'm a man 😔

Welp. Just handed the keys back to the flat I got clean in. End of an era really, fucking feels weird as shit and I'm gonna need a hot minute to process 🫠

labour id cards are the call of duties of policies in that they keep getting proposed every year and they keep getting just that little bit shittier each time

I've heard countless folks say "I can't even draw a stick figure" and let me tell you, that squiggly hand-drawn line will always have more heart and expression than any AI art could ever have.

hi

>UK populace: "Don't introduce digital ID cards what a shit idea." >Labour: "THE SPIRIT OF TONY BLAIR COMPELS US"

What a surprise, the usual "we're right, you're wrong, shut up" response.

this labour government is comprised of some of the most morally bankrupt career politicians i have ever seen, and i have spent most of my life living under some form of tory party or another.

just got sent this bullshit

Spooky month! Yissss! Anyway I'm sharing one track I think is a banger every day for the entire month and I'm just gonna park it in this thread for ease Pls enjoy. Or don't. Yknow.

It's spooky season so here's a LinkedIn post from the Vice President of Multi-Domain Combat Systems at Lockheed Martin last year.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

weirdly it feels like we're becoming some digital pariah state at this point

I reckon Kier Starmer sings "Kier, AHH-AHHHHHHHH, saviour of the government! dundundundundundundundundundundundun" to himself when he's getting ready in the morning to the tune of Flash Gordon's theme by Queen. He probably uses his toothbrush as a little microphone too, the prick.

Now. And always. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Every person i see defending the id cards plan has been of the particular category of person, yknow the ones, that least has to fear the government harming them specifically. Interesting that

"Come this way..." said the creature that had contorted itself into the approximation of a politician. Its never blinking eyes stared out from hollow eye sockets as it gestured with gnarled, blood covered "hands" towards the open door it had emerged from. "Come... Come collect your ID cards..."

If someone would like to furnish me with at least one cigarette today I would be very grateful thank you

2 slots have opened up in the December mentorship! Check the site and let me know if you want in 🤘

it's only bottom surgery if it's performed by a bottom, everything else is just sparkling neopuss

chat i got clocked :(

I am a cis woman. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Laurence of Arabia would have loved the Toyota Hilux

I need a solid like, group of people to hold me accountable for exercising again like, just a group of peers utilising peer pressure so I can get in shape again

I know she loves me because she bought me Vogue.

i think when you frame perfect parry a flashback by noticing it before it comes on you should be able to counter attack the trauma to deal critical therapy damage

They've finally realised how much people watch on their phones while shitting. You can never escape the TV licence

always

I bring a certain wake up at half four in the morning and fail to get back to sleep to the peaceful undisturbed night of rest that you really just can't find anywhere else

Not the TV license enforcement letter being slid under the door while I'm trying to take a shit 😭

Advertising and contact cards: £1,937.62 Rent: £18,895.90 Stationary & printing: £1,359.37 Selling out the country to fascists? Priceless. There are some things morals can't buy. For everything else there's BritCard.

Ok which one of you nasty bitches left her dialator at my workplace?

clone your dick and top yourself with it

It's just dawned on me that the living room of my new place is about the size of my old place in its entirety holy shit

this would have been funnier as an Ea Nassir bit about copper ngl

wait, Slurms, are you saying that maybe the rise in transphobia is an extension and / or symptom of deepening class divides between those who have and have not?

Chat I have discovered what the concept of eating well regularly has done to my arse and let me tell you I'll be doing this regular meal thing way more often

"don't even take my word for it, as a politician, listen to British doctors, British scientists" says Wes Streeting about paracetamol. Never heard him say that once about trans healthcare.

The problem with Warhammer is there's some incredibly cool people doing cool creative stuff but at the same time there is an apparently equal number of absolute dickheads who would probably actually love it if the Empire actually existed.

Editor: You get those photos of Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sapphic just like you asked. Editor: what

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there