Laurence of Arabia would have loved the Toyota Hilux

They've finally realised how much people watch on their phones while shitting. You can never escape the TV licence

I woke after this when she'd fallen back asleep and found her phone charger cable(still plugged in)wrapped around her. She is a chronic "rolling up in the duvet to steal it from me" but rolling up in a phone charged cable is new. I somehow untangled her without waking her up or unplugging the phone

Is 69ing mutual aid?

The biggest user of resources in spaces fighting for trans rights and quality of life is trans people who are defeatist energy vampires. Genuinely I believe this. My time and energy has been used up by those people more than actual transphobes and part of my job is trans healthcare.

Bluesky's age verification is absolutely garbage. None of it works for me so I guess I get no direct messages and I probably get far less interaction with my friends who do over 18 work

I will get around to doing a review probably. I might cooperate with some other people in doing so including people involved in the initial reviews. Don't expect anything immediately of course. Reviews take time to do properly. The aim would also be to improve the document not dismiss it.

I have a theory that most pride flags are garbage designs because the lower your skill level the quicker you can put a flag together and think it's good. Plus people can have overinflated ideas of their skill level from support spaces being overly polite about feedback and AI does this especially.

2001 film Lara got her filler tech recommended to her by the dolls and I will die on this hill

Does Lara croft fuck with the dolls? PS1 yes but by accident and not knowingly. She has trans friends but is somehow oblivious to them being trans. PS2 absolutely fucks with the dolls and bankrolls transitions. She also shares around and cares for an artifact that gives massive tits.

The chat me and Jess had due to this post somehow includes the quote "I don't think Voldemort would have fared too well against a tomahawk missile" and I'd like people to know that

Have some crows I saw a month ago

Jess is trying to convince me to have a katsu curry sauce calzone. "it's just like when you replace the tomato sauce of a pizza with BBQ sauce"

"I'm never going to tell you what your opinions of these people should be"- @surtic.bsky.social explaining the current bluesky discourse I think they should all go find a more productive use of their lives tbh

"I'm a lesbian who was raised by lesbians. I know a bitch when I smell a bitch and you smell of bitch."- @surtic.bsky.social

www.reddit.com/r/transgende... Another day in the UK and it's again a day reminding me that a lot of people have nowhere near the shame they should have. Sickening how many comments try to give balance and excuse betrayal of trans people. Tempting to call the op a scab for thinking it's a dilemma

The top 1 % of the coziest girls control 90 % of the duvets and blankets.

Why is that when I become aware of cutsey identity microlables that help nobody the source is more often than not someone on Tumblr who was a non transitioning trans masc and prescribing identities and names for things they do not identify with? Who are now also often identifying as cis again

Have some crows I saw a month ago

Honestly the vast majority of terrible hrt cases, advice, or brain worms I've seen or argued with are from Reddit. It's literally every day a new awful case of either doctor doing something mindbogglingly dumb or someone fucking up their hrt based off vibes of the worms in their brain.

The real boss in fromsoft games is the menus

Here's another bad graph.

"The Balrog is a Millwall fan"- @surtic.bsky.social I love our Monday morning getting ready for work nonsensical conversations. "Millrog"

@goose.ski today on bluesky

Lamo

The more I hear about this the more I expect that if I did read it it'd be like reading the chat logs of some of the "transition" "science" spaces I've been in.

Sometimes I see a post on social media and I'm confused by the sheer disparity in who me and the poster I interact with that results in that post. I'm not even sure where I need to begin with learning what I'd need to know to understand what's being said or going on sometimes.

"Mr Whale does not convey warmth very well I'll have you know!"- @surtic.bsky.social

I've been missing out on too many exercise days this year from illness and generally being busy. I'll get some weights for home again soon and start getting my delts and trap muscles working out properly again

I quite like being a strong doll

Found a cat tod

Some people trying to make non binary amab hrt need to accept their twink death or just be a woman

"if there was a way to get bigger breasts without implants it would have been found by now" A statement that fuels the spite that fuels my breast growth research.

I've been told to put more hot takes on blue sky so here's one: A lot of trans women who discover they're asexual after starting hormone therapy are just on bad hormone therapy regimes and those bad regimes are likely causing them bad transition results and physical health.

I made pizzas last night with my girlfriend and it was a lot of fun and really delicious. It was a little stressful at first when the dough was failing to not be a sticky mess but my girlfriend calmed me down and with far more flour than the recipe asked for perfect dough was made

@surtic.bsky.social heard a plastic bag rustle and a seagull call. Within the couple of seconds it took her to spot where the noises came from she assumed it was a lost kitten emerging from a bag and fantasised about adopting it. She's now made herself very sad because she doesn't have a kitten

"you passed as theyfab, I'm so sorry for you"

A little friend has apparently taken a very long trip with my girlfriend and is now finally back home. Apparently he helped my girlfriend at work a lot

Someone should really hurry up and hire my girlfriend for a wfh job that pays £50k+ a year. Not doing so is harmful to me as I have to be sad and watch her leave for work at the start of every week and support her in being sad about not being able to afford 2 cats and a penthouse in London together

People trying to convince me that a niche issue like discord admin permission scraping or drama between closeted people is a credible threat to trans people's transitions and live in the real world will always be hilarious to me. And it gets funnier every time I DIY new hormone therapy experiments

Every time I witness internet discourse I couldn't hope to begin to research an understanding of I am grateful for my chronic need to go outside and socialise in person.

I'd like my tits to be big enough that I get whiplash from them when being fucked doggy style.

"Socks on in bed are a violation of the natural order. They're hubris against god and nature. That I cannot stand and cannot fuck with."- @surtic.bsky.social

"My hair may be hippy but my socks do not wish to be grippy"- my girlfriend declining to sacrifice her sanity to watch a 13 hour long bionicle lore video

My girlfriend dumped bluesky deep lore on me this evening and I guess this website is now a source of good quality chaotic tea for me

Just wanna let the world know my girlfriend is cute x

My girlfriend is losing it over raw pasta and noodles discourse. She thinks it's weird and just can't accept that they're good cronch.

I had a funny moment at work recently Coworker: Could you help me with maths and programming issue? Me: sure. What's the code and issue? Coworker: *shows me a problem quantum computers are being built to solve* I feel like there should be a simple solution. Any ideas? Me: not one you'll like

I wish the trans community was able to dedicate the energy it spends on survival on researching better medical transition methods. There's so much progress to be made and lives improved from it that is slowed to a crawl by the unfortunate reality of needs of trans survival.