Greetings from The Netherlands! 🇳🇱

PSA: turn off your alarm for Monday morning

Played a gig at The Good Ship in Kilburn. The owner liked us so much he said "I'll find you a good night to play on." And that's how I met @maryepworth.bsky.social @dimorphodons.bsky.social and their friend Simon. A few years later I met someone Simon had been at sixth form with named Wendy...1/2

Yeah this is fucking great

Last company-wide pro-ai call had the CTO talking about using copilot to change their emails/summarise things etc. I asked in the chat if it wasn't just easier and more efficient to just do your job. It got read out in the room and people laughed. That was lovely.

Southampton fans outside Wembley on Saturday

Wisest words Mulder ever spake tbh V relevant these days

Mopping up after work, dressed as Pat Butcher for Pride weekend, singing along at the top of my lungs to Midnight Radio from Hedwig and the Angry Inch and weeping...

the UK now has the least transphobic Health Secretary in years (nobody)

Extremely strong 'John Belushi: America's Guest' vibes.

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

As always from @dreadships.bsky.social absolutely EXEMPLARY alt text.

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

A Story of Simple Corruption davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/a-story-of...

Make a band out of two others OutCast

we'll get our shot at the major leagues one day! James Murphy can't do his thing forever

- Played in an indie band with moderate local success but couldn't break out beyond their scene: "The Rat" (The Walkmen)

The ability for creators of all kinds to hone their craft on the dole instead of needing to come from money to get anywhere

@lighthousecomics.co.uk I would like one of these pleeeeeease!

I have had three (3) beers and I am now perusing Primus 7"s on Discogs... #uh-oh

I feel like this is the Midlands beef in a nutshell. If you don't agree, it's probably because you're east Midlands and so I'm not obliged to indulge your ridiculous east Midlands nonsense notions.

I know the law

Do this today. Even if your MP is awful. Don't let them claim that they only had emails from constituents opposing trans rights. It really does only take seconds to fill out.

I can neither confirm nor deny that this is me irl

She’s a style icon to be fair…

Pat Butcher-inspired red carpet looks, a thread.

Sitting in my pants listening to my new Brian Jonestown Massacre LP on a Sunday afternoon. Life isn’t always awful you know.

Always fresh, always juicy. #art #burgers #capybaras

Had kind of a shitty morning. Luckily it was Free Comic Book Day at @lighthousecomics.co.uk! Nothing like a bunch of funny books to lighten the mood. (Also Justice League Intergalactic Special by @planetx.bsky.social which was NOT free but was tricking awesome!)

Fair play to L’Oréal, their spokesmango for tropical kids shampoo transitioned and they kept her as the face of the brand.

A bluebottle just flew in through my back door and I said ‘Get the fuck out of my house you massive TWAT!’ in case anyone was wondering about my mental health today.

The final boss of nightmare blunt rotations.

In/near Folkestone? Go get some free comics! 👇👇👇

The song Billion Dollar Babies by Alice Cooper is a duet with English pop-folk singer Donovan.

An almost 50 minute video from Rap Latte with the thumbnail 'ICEMAN WONT BE GOOD'? Need to get my assignment submitted then I can reward myself with some top-tier Drake hating. 🥳💃

This is as close as I'm getting to Chicago any time soon. Here's hoping when they start adding cars to ATS that they'll make the Blues Brothers police car as DLC... 👀

Just discovered that ISO doesn't stand for International Standards Organisation and isn't even an acronym. It's short for 'isos' the Greek word for equal. Also the organisation's full title is The International Organisation for Standardization, which would be IOS. All of this has made me FURIOUS!

I need to download a British Standard document for my course and as a result I've had to install Acrobat reader. Dealing with Adobe and their bullshit really feels like I've downloaded malware onto my PC. 😩

Tattoo design (also featuring Pickles the dog), the Julet Rimet trophy is back - getting it inked this afternoon!

If Crystal Palace score against Liverpool today, one lucky person to re post this will win one of our new badge

BUTLERIAN JIHAD! LFG!

I’ll make you think imma kick yo ass But drop the gat? And Christ’s gonna blast I’m sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime So imma smoke em now and not next time

I wrote this on the parallels between Suez 1956 and Iran 2026 – and how we should not presume that leaders in the past acted in more sophisticated or dignified ways than leaders today

Snazziest t-shirt on the school run courtesy of @kim-hu.com

I asked the smart speaker to play United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch. Can anyone guess what ‘similar song’ it played immediately after?

working out at the gym and “not like us” just came on and everyone is nodding their head to it and I am reminded once again that nobody has ever lost a rap beef as hard as Drake other than people who were actually shot and killed