Retrospectively removing indefinite leave to remain would be immoral and economically damaging. It would tear families apart. Attacking it as ‘potentially illegal’ is completely beside the point. Argue with the (awful) idea. Don’t try ’well, actually you can’t do that’.

Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)

It has long been my opinion that Hollywood is frittering away the generational dance talents of Channing Tatum & Tom Holland by not putting them in a musical together. Not a remake, but akin to Gene Kelly & Donald O’Connor in Singin’ In The Rain. I strongly believe this would make a billion dollars

My dad had a box sitting on the table so I opened it up and you CANNOT GUESS what was in it.

I had no idea dial-up still existed. Fellow elder millennials, this is for you. 🫶🏽

DISGUSTING

Sure. Why not.

Amazing back to back posts on my timeline

This chic little number is not what I expected from something called "Kotor, The Backpack"

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 We’ve just seen this, by creator “Menapian” - a 4,998-piece set of the Great Exhibition (1851) Crystal Palace - complete with a bonus Megalosaurus and Ichthyosaur… beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Trippiest ride on the Transbay station escalator is when the dance lessons are going on in Salesforce Park up top.

There are deeper thoughts than this, and the world's on fire, and all these things - but also, the weather where you wear a jumper and sunglasses is the best weather

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I’m hyperventilating

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

hello my baby hello my honey

Chill your jets, lads; it's september

Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material. Oh my.

Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…

What would you do if sometimes your flatmate bit you? Like you were just hanging out and they chomped your arm. Afterwards he acted like it was no big deal.

I have some more £10 commissions available currently! Please let me know if you would like one. (also if you would like something more complicated or different that is also ok and we can discuss the price accordingly)

The presence of Eddie, Lilith and Marty on this list suggests that people are watching a lot of Channel 4 on weekday mornings.

wife: oh hey u guys are back early me: bread’s woke wife: what? me: *loading a butter knife and getting back in the car* bread’s woke

This is a stunning act of violence

the biggest thing i hope studios take away from the success of Sinners and K-Pop Demon Hunters is that, wow, audiences actually DO like and want original stories and don't need every goddamn movie to be a sequel or reboot

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

I tell you what, a lot of people in Alien: Earth would really benefit from having seen an Alien movie

looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs

In the UK? Not working tomorrow? Turn your alarm off! X

I left the country for a week and this happens?? I can't leave you alone if you can't be trusted

i miss the slightly unhinged good ol days on ebay about 15 years ago when feedback like "amaAAAAzing ebayer A+++++++++++++ wowweeeeee incredible best ebayer everrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was totally normal

Which sounds more professional 'kablammo or kablooey'? I wanna get this letter of resignation just right.

I spent the day with Curtis Yarvin and the "dissident right" at a garden party in Surrey and wrote quite a few words about it. My cover story for today’s FT Magazine on.ft.com/4ooXS4t [GIFT LINK! 🎁]

Somehow I learn from a Mindy Kaling post that Dishoom is opening in New York and social media feels for a fleeting second like it did in 2011

One of the few things I'm absolutely sure of is that there's nothing wrong with being trans. We're just a type of person. We deserve equality because all people deserve equality.

*****EVERY EPISODE OF COUNT DUCKULA IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON ITVX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****

It is 2025. I book and pay for a holiday and add @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social's details to the booking. Somewhere in the underworld, the demon stirs, knowing exactly the way to drive me crazy.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Born Nov. 11, 1974, Leonardo DiCaprio is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Leo! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

In 2022 I received the wholesome DM in the image on the left on the Other Site, tonight I received the one on the right 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Incredible to try to promote a moral panic about the *West End*. I’ve lived in London for twenty years and the only person who has ever mugged me in the West End is the woman running the Diptyque counter at Liberty’s.

This is incredible

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

I ate three different cakes, great day, no notes

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

I think I can get through 2025 if every three months I see Alan Tudyk voice a deadpan robot