Never seen anything so relatable

The Battle of The Tails.

I don't know if we talk enough about how Android updated and suddenly we have a whole extra row for apps?

Me trying to defuse a tense situation with the Police.

Me giving myself a little treat after successfully sending 4 emails

Agent Cody Banks: Mission Prom Date

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

I’ll save you a click it’s public speaking

Incredible Tom & Jerry scenes here.

Time makes mugs of us all

Also the Dragon's Den format is wrong. You are supposed to slay them and take their gold, not beg them for pocket change.

When your corgi is buffering

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

going to go with "no thank you" on this one, cheers

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

But my favorite pictures from Venice is not cats but this combination that I think of as “missed connections.”

The troubles

give 'em the old 1 or 2

The bow-ing is complete!

Three blissful weeks at work where the East Coast is only 4hrs behind and no one knows whether meetings are really happening when they appear. Live in the confusion. Embrace it.

I'm calling Chekhov

Want to know how a bow (🏹 not 🎀) is made? Here's day one

unfortunately I lost it at this extremely stupid New Yorker cartoon

I have closed all tabs. I have fully closed down the app. I have restarted the phone. WHY WONT THIS DOT GO AWAY

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Your regular reminder that the UK is in fact a high trust society and anyone who implies it isn’t is either selling you a pup or has bought one.

This is a very good thread. We can perhaps quibble over self reports, but "average economic growth in the years you've been alive" is a very telling metric

Greg: What was the wording on the task? Alex: Make Achilles invulnerable by dipping him in the Styx. Most invulnerable Achilles wins. Greg: Dip the baby. The whole baby. They’re not going to hang onto a heel or anything stupid like that. Alex: First, let’s see Thetis’ attempt.

Icarus: Can I fly near the sun? Alex Horne: All the information is on the task.

Greg Davies: Walked out of the underworld. Didn't look back once. Job done! Orpheus: Thanks Alex Horne: We did want to show you one more clip of when he came out...

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

Feels like leaving the office in daylight gives me +5 constitution.

Millenials killed ironing. And we'd do it again too.

the snail do be having good ideas tho

I like it when you order food and they give you a robot hostage. When the robot screams, you trade it back for food and never speak of your crime again.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

HEATHCLIFFE IT'S ME YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF

You can have no idea where this sentence is going as.ft.com/r/4860d9c4-7...

This is so stupid and I laughed like a drain

A medal please for the Economist subeditor who came up with this headline #puntastic

stole this off reddit for the very niche group of you who will enjoy it as much as I did

Revealing cross section of a road in England

Can I just say that Londoncentric is proving to be the most important media outlet in London and a crucial part of the city's social and political fabric. I'm a subscriber and I always feel like it's a great investment

If you want to understand the British psyche, know that we have had one Sunday without rain where it was _averagely_ warm, and every local supermarket has accordingly sold out of hot dog buns

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala