If you want to get really into talking about and thinking about humidity, then yes you should get a 3D printer. Don't believe me, ask an owner, 'Which filament is the most fussy?'

Me when I have to do writing, a thing I enjoy deeply and have on some level dedicated my life to doing.

I keep scrolling back to watch this because... BECAUSE

Me trying to defuse a tense situation with the Police.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

I had a real 'I am so old now, my eye sight is weak and cloudy' moment, but it turns out I just needed to clean my glasses. #sext

What if medicine instead of being in pill form, was in a croissant? A delicious flaky antihistamine.

The amazing thing about English is I could offer you Jellyfish Pudding and you could mistakenly think I was offering you Jelly Fish Pudding and both options would be horrors. (me on Dragon's Den)

The closest you can get to being a monkey is when you move down a tube carriage as it's in motion, holding onto the bars.

I'm going to read this to my kids tonight when they refuse to eat their entire dinner because the cucumber is cut into the wrong shape.

Had my first go with a whetstone today. I appear to have accidentally created the world's first 'anti-knife', an object of perfect bluntness.

I enjoy the fact that "draw abs on the bow" is a key part of the process.

Hello internet. I am making a bow this weekend. So far I have a log, and blisters. 1/some until I have a bow.

Guys guys guys. I have met a very sleepy bee and given it some water with honey in - much to the suspicion of the cat - and I've accidentally taken a good photo?!?!

I know there is A LOT going on at the moment but I am about to drink coffee out of a mug I MADE. Who knows how it will taste?!?!

A pasta bake is a coward's lasagne.

I like it when you order food and they give you a robot hostage. When the robot screams, you trade it back for food and never speak of your crime again.

The singular of daffodils is daffodildo

Here is my grand theory to bring peace to the Fantasy Vs Sci-fi debate. It's Fantasy if the belts are brown. Any other colour is Sci-fi. You are welcome.

Chewbacca IN A HEAP on Day 3 of Darth’s stag

And this messaging was the other side of a historic Tory deposit loss

Can someone suggest some Manchester based bands/musicians to listen to today? New bands. I don't want to listen to something from the previous century.

It's a green world now. I'm going to do some sick skids on my bicycle and plant something.

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

The Lord of The Rings Trilogy is a horror story about uninvited guests.

Here is my review of the Kia EV6 based on two years of use. Positives: Lots of USB C chargers inside Astoundingly cheap to run, electricity is OP Has zoomies if needed Doesn't smell like petrol cars Negatives: You used to be able to make the inside lights change colour but you can't any more.

About a decade ago I got a tablet with a pen and it was fun drawing. So I wrote some stupid stories about how dogs were invented (based on real science). This is I think the best one. CW: Gently silly. acompletehistoryofdogs.wordpress.com/2016/07/16/h...

If you 'high fived' an Octopus, what would an Octopus call it? A high one? Or would the number of suckers be equivalent to fingers?

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

If people want to read positive exciting news, have a look at batteries. It seems like every other week a lab does something we were told was impossible. Donut Lab presents first data on controversial solid-state battery - electrive.com share.google/OlwpkWEFzZ9h...

'When all the shops start armouring up the chocolate get ready for revolution' Julius Caesar

If anyone wants a sign of spring, everywhere has sold out of hotdog buns.

Being grounded used to be a threat. Now it's something we aspire to be. 1990s 'You're grounded!' (you are in trouble) 2020s 'You're grounded!' (you have a mystical calm to you)

I don't know how your endless winter is going but Tiktok told me to go outside. Even the algorithm is like 'hey, hey go touch some grass, dude.'

One of my favourite things about humans is we wear hats. Just a silly little decoration on top of our heads because we like it. Superb. 10/10

You know what - and I'm saying this as a parent - It's nice that today, a dangerous predator was taken off the streets.

Incredible work from the Reddit advertising team 10/10. @privateeyenews.bsky.social

The UK royal family is worth around £30 billion. In return, all they have to do is wave, open a few supermarkets and not act like total ****s and they can’t even do that properly.

Hey. Today is a good day to ask, 'Is the UK an Aristocracy?' If you say no, how many more kings, dukes, barons and lords with real power would it take before you said yes?

Andrew has been arrested? I guess the government is actually serious about protecting children online.

And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting. In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...

Question for the Internet: A music producer has taken a shine to you and so wants you to do a cover record and get you on Top Of The Pops. What do you pick to do your version of?

Any time an American mentions bourbon, especially hitting it hard, I automatically think of the biscuits. I hear you dude. Sometimes when the world is too dark I smash a whole packet as well.

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

walking the dogs when it's heckin' wimdy and miserable

Possible events for the Spring Olympics: * Having a picnic when it's not quite warm enough (doubles and full team) * Competitive Cleaning * Synchronised Daffodil * Asparagus Tossing * Going out without a coat (5km & 20km)

First 10 minutes of Hot Fuzz: Ha ha, all this police bureaucracy and rules-obsessed professionalism sure does suck! The rest of Hot Fuzz: Oh wait, this is why policing in a liberal society needs bureaucracy and rules.

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

It must really annoy Lewis Hamilton that despite his amazing life story, he probably won't have a musical written about him.