Nico always comes running when we sing at home

hi, can you do me a favor? take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them thank you, this is for science here is my contribution

Getting Heart Of The Congos queued up to cover up the sound of the big BOOM that heralds and closes the two minute silence. I'm sorry, I do remember them, I just have to stop my dog from spending the day shuddering in fear. Ironic really.

Conversations at work today: "Has anyone seen my air fryer liner?" "What does it look like?" "It looks like a little rubber hat." "Third drawer down."

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Please scream inside your hearts

Bin day should ALWAYS be midweek. Monday is unsuitable.

Bin day used to be weds, and now it's Monday. I think that is pretty rude of them as it always feels wrong to be having to think about the bins on a Sunday, the lord's day.

In case anyone else would like to hear the brilliant soundtrack, made by @dimorphodons.bsky.social, you can sample it here: rjmckendree.bandcamp.com/album/wallfl...

When you go to the loos and realise you’ve inadvertently dressed as a lady vicar.

Back in stock! Build-Your-Own community radio station playset at heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com - where we promise to inform, educate AND entertain!

Still thinking about Lambor who caused me to panic for about 2 seconds this morning when I saw what looked like a tiger running towards me in the park. Turns out Lambor (owner told me that is short for "Lamborghini lol) is an absolutely beautiful doggo and is full of beans and character.

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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

Recommended!

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Grange Hill studies, various

We need many more trains.

I seem to be having a mega crash. Not had one like this for a while, took me some time to figure out that was what was happening. I had a massive crisis of confidence yesterday and also was itching all over, so I guess that's part of it too!

It’s #WorldVentil8Day 🌬️ You cannot fix what you cannot see. Start by monitoring your air. Open windows when you can, and if you have an air purifier, turn it on to help filter and clean the air. #IndoorAirQuality #CleanAir #IAQ #WorldVentil8Day

Look at this dreadful and terrifying wolf-beast.

Today on fb reels: Rosie and Jim was made by BBC Paedophiles and the dolls were used to lure children in to a network of canal-dwelling nonces. Hot chocolate should be made with bone broth. *throws phone across room*

You can tell how much money is tied up in chatbots because it's getting the kind of fearful leeway even as it demonstrably causes the deaths of children that we normally only allow for guns

I'm now watching the Milli Vanilli doc on iplayer, and man it is sad. They were so beautiful and talented and perfect popstars.

If the side effects include "makes RFK Jr fuck off" I'll take two

notes passed between Bowie and Eno at their table (later included in the DB Is exhibition)

Yes, the #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge trailer is out today...

We are looking for teachers willing to test Jasper, a CO2 monitor in their classrooms. Jasper is a prototype and we would like to receive user feedback as soon as possible from several countries. If you are interested, please fill out the form: letsair.org/jasper

...and even more!

L👀K at our lovely things!

I just don’t know what I love the most: the two-star hotel font, the three clashing gold finishes, the polyurethane decals hot-glued on at bonkers angles, the fussy oil painting frames on what appear to be black and white photos… oh, I can hardly wait for a full tour!

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

TBH I'm up for way more miming popstars.

I'm watching a Milli Vanilli biopic and I immediately want to dress exactly like them.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

You don't have to be perfect on trans stuff (or anything else), you just have to be *normal*.

Flu jab time 💪

@dimorphodons.bsky.social and I have found a new zero brain thing to watch on TV, The Land Of The Lost on Pluto. Repost because zero brain typo.

Transgender for everybody starts now

Presbyopia and medication related puffy eyes means I've just spackled an almost heroic, Fenella Fielding amount of makeup to my face in preparation for a zoom.

I'm on a Czech soft-prog tip today, I love the last few minutes of this track, it set off all kinds of sensory fireworks. I gurned. youtu.be/WvZmVRLCF-Y?...

To say that I am looking forward to taking part in the music journalism panel would be a massive understatement.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

I beg your pardon

#new2me25 32. Prúdy - Zvońte Zvonky (1969) I've only had this a week but I had to shoehorn onto this list as it's so good. A Czech band that musically sound very English, but sing in their native language. It's quite bonkers, but I can't stop playing it. Pure psych pop.