Oh yeah, absolute hot mess. Horribly amazing.

Currently learning how bonkers Gremlins 2 is.

Bardot's face is llke a poison chalice. I've always found her so beautiful, and then been so horrified at how she grew as a person. She did some absolute bangers though, with Gainsbourg.

I often joke about my mum and her knitting needles clacking that little bit faster whenever Errol Brown or Engelbert Humperdinck were on the telly. My old man would put his paper down and smoke his roll up a little more expressively if Brigit Bardot was on. That's about all I know about her.

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

To the tune of: youtu.be/K3uBlSnp-TI?...

Someone left cooked carrot and parsnip in the park and my dog marked It, so now we're singing "Peed on the veg".

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

Saw this while looking for a Christmas present. Hmm.

A Christmas Miracle! Thanks So much Seth, what a great review www.headheritage.co.uk/unsung/the-b...

Does everyone in Home Alone have ADHD?

Dagon (aka) @dimorphodons.bsky.social and I are listening to later Blossom Toes and both pulling this face.

Hope you all enjoyed eating your silica gel today, but don’t over do it x

Move over vibing cat, perving camel is in town.

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Festive Mrs. Peel (your satsumas)

Mesmerised by this Iranian nougat maker www.instagram.com/shahkargaz.o...

........the Grinch is a butch queen.

Amusing my nieces with photos from the bit part and *sort of* modelling days

Happy Progmas! Thanks to @dimorphodons.bsky.social!

1978 Beach Boys: ‘lets stick Christmas lyrics on our worst album!’ Dennis:

He's been..!

i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry merry christmas xx

You spectacularly generous people have raised £13k so far. We have a beyond-excited three year old likely to wake us at 5am, so it’s an early night here. I’ll have to catch up with the pix in the morning ♥️ #DuvetKnowItsChristmas www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

While I never usually complain about being Welsh, at this time of year, constantly having to musically deny a horse skull access to my booze puts a real strain on my already rather limited singing abilities.

"autistic guy good at thing" was like a top 10 movie premise in the 80s!!!!

They simultaneously think MMR vaccines cause autism, nobody in the 1980s had autism, yet the MMR vaccine was approved in 1971 with near 100% vaccination rates by 1981.

A happy Christmas to you all!

Here's a Christmas treat for you which always cheers me up, Christopher Frayling's heraldic motto.

My dog was 12 today, so she got a new carrot and loads of chicken. ♥️♥️♥️

Stay safe out there y'all

this gotta be the worst aged movie poster of all time man

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Proper lol at this

Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band - A Carrot Is as Close as a Rabbit Gets to a Diamond

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for the Christmas Toilet Rat

1980, Zigzag magazine ad

Ah now I feel Christmassy: Opened the fridge, thought ‘ugh has something died in here’, but no, it’s simply the powerful aroma of multi-cheese

I'm watching a very light documentary on the Beeb about country music, and I am frankly disgusted at the revolting clothing and general fashion the men are wearing.

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

This is particularly beautiful to me, being a lover of glow worms (which are actually beetles, as are fireflies) and as someone whose Dad died of a diffuse glioblastoma. We saw glow worms together and now those magical chemicals will help people in his position. ❤️

My work colleague asked me to text her when the Christmas meat hampers arrived at work. Turns out I took her number down wrong and I have sent a really ominous text to a stranger

Paddington isn't even DEAD.

Why does Richard Gere have a guitar strapped to his back? And what's the ongoing revisionism of Paddington as some kind of furry Charon? All very bizarre.

PACK IT IN, FACEBOOK.

I've been attempting to do things and the result is my seasonal username.

The way people visiting Stonehenge yesterday for the solstice were losing their minds over a cat makes me really happy 🥹

Just enjoyed telling someone moaning about the cost of living that it was due to people who voted for brexit, and she said she did. I told her to enjoy her dog food costing £20 more a week.

Oh. Turns out Snoopy piano just needed new batteries ⭐️