Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting https://theonion.com/horse-annoyed-at-all-the-year-of-the-horse-comments-she-getting/

Of course the left can love technology, just the right ones…

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Lol fun times had making posts which only I find funny

oh i also saw big fat gay pikachu irl

Happy Lunar New Year 🧧🌙

People who call Baby Yoda by his government name are cops.

I’ve seen clips of the Kid Rock halftime show thanks to Pat Finnerty’s stream, and everything about it is stranger and more foreign to me than anything I’ve seen from untranslated non-England language media.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Stark why you tryin not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as hell bruh

I assume everything is an anime I saw when I was 13 (Severance is an Evangelion?) but the game Unbeatable straight up quoting Pillows songs means all the FLCL I was feeling wasn’t just my syndrome acting up again.

the crowd is chanting "machine zone, machine zone, machine zone". there's a biplane flying overhead trailing a banner that says READ NATASHA DOW-SCHULL'S 'ADDICTION BY DESIGN'

Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.

evangelion teens

Me when ER has a boring bottle episode set in a school room where the irritating soap opera relationship quadrangle collapses… *but* they split the diopter. Twice.

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

we still doing these?

The cloned kids segment of Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die alone is worth the price of admission. That’s wonderfully nasty: “we decided to make her racist this time, as a joke!”. Rest of the movie doesn’t quite get to that level, but it’s a solid-er John Dies at the End.

Finally the NFL corrects this great injustice against the Arizona Cardinals’ cheap ownership and their shitty facilities.

Somehow the Pitt has become the last bastion of practical gore effects. Real all-timers here, every week.

Godzilla vs Biollante (1989)

The last time the Super Bowl halftime show had a white headliner was in 1650 when Oliver Cromwell starved Irish babies onstage for 15 minutes and then the broncos went on to win

Women are the cause for the low fertility rate? …Do conservatives know where babies come from? Do they blame the Sun for it being too cold out too?

Rutt’s Hut hot dogs in Clifton, NJ is prominently featured in The Housemaid - Sydney Sweeney almost gets arrested in its parking lot, it gets a whole subplot. And yet this movie has the gall to say this is Long Island. Westchester County my ass. When I come to power this will be illegal.

There seems to be no greater goal or purpose to this government now other than to just harass its own people.

The Housemaid gets a pass from me. Amanda Seyfried is bringing the gonzo, Sydney Sweeney is not, Blandon Sklenar is not (why can’t you be Chris Hemsworth, Blandon? Why can’t you?). You know a twist is coming and hey, just clever and sleazy enough.

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

There’s a class of movie that I’ve only seen start to finish once but I’ve rewatched in randomized six minute intervals on YouTube like a dozen times now: things like The Big Short and Margin Call. Not sure why it’s always movies about guys in offices doing underhanded smart guy business stuff.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Not too late to put in Bo Nix with crutches. He can’t do worse than Maye right now.

Reminder that the Patriots never should have been here at all.

How come Lady Gaga didn’t fall asleep from Jigglypuff’s song? She should have dozed off and awoken with a mustache drawn on her face.

what a shot

Bad Bunny is the winner of Super Bowl 60, congratulations to Bad Bunny.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Molly_irl

"Frieren-sama, you're running out of time to pick a song." "I'm looking for Butterfly. Himmel used to love playing Butterfly. He could get a Perfect Full Combo on Maniac difficulty." "They don't even call that difficulty "Heavy" anymore, Frieren-sama."

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps" The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"

bluehighwind.blogspot.com/2026/02/alwa... - I guess this is my tradition now, Hating on the Super Bowl. Until one of these doesn't totally suck, I'll be hating forever.

What if you gender flipped Hamlet and did nothing with that idea and then sent her to Hell to meet the most boring man in all of history to teach the lesson of “I dunno, don’t make revenge your whole personality?”. Scarlet sucks. I wish Hosoda would make something that kicks butt again…

Anime is good when there’s a guy called Midvalley the Hornfreak and he’s got a magic killer jazz sax.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Dr Benton leaves ER in Season as possibly the all time GOAT Doctor, can’t remember a patient he didn’t save, second only to Dr Green in terms of importance. His girlfriend Cleo never got to do anything. Total fumble by the writers. Never got one episode or storyline.

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

Wut?? Ewww. 1) Broncos account, baby. 2) There is no LA Chargers. There’s always been and always will be the San Diego Chargers, just sometimes with unearned pretensions.

This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.

It’s funny how I went from “oh no, Superman killed General Zod!” fifteen years ago to today thinking “you know, Superman should have just ripped Lex Luthor’s head off, we’d be better off…”