Congrats to the Archbishop of Canterbury on her transition from a man to a woman.

The behaviour captured here is as revolting as it is unsurprising. When it comes to pigs, the Met might just be the piggiest of them all. share.google/s56gyKAFfwb6...

The thing is, people posts those "what song is stuck in your head/what are you listening to?" prompts and I never engage bc more often than not it's the Hans Zimmer composition sung by Robbie Williams for the film Johnny English. This has been a coming out post. I am coming out as a loser.

I can't even use my Boots card without every fifth trip having to stand there and go "do doo doooo sorry, the app says it needs updating before it will show my barcode" so the thought of locking off access to jobs and all other manner of things behind an app just seems enormously crap.

I briefly thought that this digital ID card batshittery was actually uniting us all against such a shit idea but no, of course I've seen some Starmer loving bores being like "what's the big deal?" Booooo.

I was gonna post the "IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS" meme but then I read the article and it turns out yes, yes he is. Or at least his think tank which has his name on it is. Bleurgh. Anyway: Shit card.

Oh! Today is 7 years since I started testosterone. Do we think I look any different? I think I can see maybe one or two subtle changes...

Running several minutes late for work because I spent ages fussing on what cap to wear, then set off walking to the office having forgotten to take my tablets so I had to double back home lmao. Anyway did I make a good choice?

"Highly contentious" is soooo many words/characters when the word "bollocks" will do.

Kind of sick that the only way to get dickhead Wes to care is to relive trauma directly in front of him. The addition of the word "firsthand" makes this worse, especially considering he's met with various anti-trans people including ones backed by the right wing Christian Legal Centre. He's gross.

Murdoch jumpscare at the end

Hang on, we've been lied to... I thought all of the kings horses and all of the kings men couldn't put this lad back together again?

Can I interest you at all in stopping whatever you're doing and watching this right now? It's glorious. youtu.be/hqwLrJ6QWho?...

Not only is the below clip completely rank with its homophobia and incorrect info but it does nothing but demonise the swathes of great single parents, step parents & divorcees who make up a good proportion of the country's people. Farage hates you. He's also a twice divorced hypocrite with 4 kids.

Just remembered my secondary school history teacher who was such a cool guy that when he left (as we were all leaving year 11) I baked him a cake and iced "Good riddance!" onto it. LHe laughed hard about it and refused to share it with one of the other teachers who was a total boring dweeb Tory.

Nightmare blunt rotation.

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Just wondering... even before all this stuff about his best friends with Epstein stuff was there seriously no one at all that could do this ambassador job other than Mandelson? Not a single other person in the UK who could apparently do this job other than his menacing ghoulish seventy year old?

This man should never know a day free of fear.

not for me to say if I'm a considerate lover or not, but I just want everyone to know I rotate the dr oetker frozen pizza in the oven halfway through cooking. every time.

I know it is a trivially small thing and that capitalism sucks but the sight of this lovely little card in a high street card shop has made me smile today. If nothing else, it means that there are enough trans people who are loved by others that there was demand to create and sell this card.

My children.

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

Genuinely can't wait to get married to my fiancee so I can be even more not divorced than I already am compared to this dickhead.

The largest arachnid I have ever seen in my life has taken up residence in our garage so absolutely no DIY or lawnmowing is getting done for the foreseeable 🤮

Apologies to any Italians, I'm having tinned pasta and putting it on toast.

This guy once edited a photograph of me to draw specific attention to particular scarring I have had on my body since I was a young teenager. He then wrote a blog post speculating on my mental health, and his followers in the comments described my body as looking like "carnage" & "horrible".

When I was announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spinoff in 2023 Graham Linehan tweeted about me for TWO DAYS, tagging the BBC and others to say that I am pro-child abuse and they shouldn't work with me.

Something tells me if you posted what a particular ex comedy writer posted but changed the target demographic from trans people to reform voters then your mentions would likely be full of crybabies tagging cops in the replies. And yet, they're super convinced he's done *nothing* wrong...

One of the major downsides of not being out at my workplace is that when people say my name is cool or that they like it I can't say this and I swear one of these days I will crack and then Sharon and Dave and Helen on reception are going to LOSE THEIR MINDS with the gossip lmao

Aside from the fact this probably isn't even true... If it was true wouldn't this just be tacky as hell? Same as Starmer saying he's got a flag up in his house: 1) no he doesn't 2) that sounds shite as hell, get or make some actual art or some plants or some shit.

Keir Starmer never beating the absolutely batshit weird but also insanely fucking dull allegations.

There isn't a single member of this government with an ounce of compassion, and you will never change my mind on this. Every single one of them has a grey lump where their hearts should be.

Rudy Guiliani's people once they're asked further questions about him being "flagged down by a woman" and helping her.

Absolutely bereft here. Just walked to our local chippy and THEYRE SHUT COZ THEYVE GONE ON THEIR HOLIDAYS.

Her face when the bin lorry is going past and making a big scary noise.

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

This article is a gamble when really the sort of people who are about to drop a grand on an outfit probably have a nanny to do the school run anyway

Remember kids, wearing a tshirt with the words "Action" and "Palestine" on it at the same time can get you arrested, but being up for doing deals with the Taliban is totally chill.

M and S out here with my new Grindr bio

GORY STORIES WE DO THAT, AND YOUR HOST A TALKING RAT. THE PAST IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY WELCOME TO... HORRIBLE HISTORIEEEES.

When The Specials sang that "it's later than you think" they clearly hadn't sat in on one of the three hour admin meetings my job insists on having every so often.

Thursday face.

The voice at the end of the infamous 90s Tango adverts that goes "You know when you've been Tangoed" is Gil Scott-Heron.

My partner's phenomenal ability to stress out about a puzzle as if to suggest it is unsolvable only to thirty seconds later say "oh. I did it."

Yessssss I can return to buying myself little yellow stickered treats from the food bit every so often!!!!

Will this extortionate percentage rise finally signal the end of the reply guy pointing out that you should book 12 weeks in advance and for a train at 3am with seven changes to avoid paying the extortionate prices? Probably not. Dickheads gonna dickhead.

Putting aside the overall horrendous nature of this article for a millisecond: One of the two "ailments" listed here (rickets) is quite literally caused by malnutrition/lack of access to particular minerals in someone's diet. Hasbara continues to be as stupid as it is abhorrent.