Cool cool cool, policing access to facilities based on looks and then trying various cases without a jury of peers. I'm fairly sure these are fascism folks but don't worry, a tonne of "the grown ups are in charge" centrists will be along in a moment to tell us otherwise.

The UK is considering a policy that would effectively segregate trans people from society. It would bar trans people from "single sex spaces" even when they use the facility of their sex assigned at birth. This is a full on policy of segregation without even the benefit of separate facilities.

Bought a fancy extreme weather waterproof this weekend for our trip to Iceland in Janu-ah no, my apologies I appear to have bought a new cat bed.

One week to gooooo! In a week's time I'll be doing a bungee jump for charity - the charity is 2BU Somerset, a youth charity local to me that supports LGBTQ+ young people. Please help me get to £500 for them, it would make my birthday awesome. www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...

Never seen anyone rocking this calibre of facial hair any more, because of woke.

Just spent a few days in Berlin, where there are zero ticket barriers. Apparently their rate of non payers is around 2% and they issue on the spot fines which equate to about a months worth of tickets. Works out millions cheaper than building and maintaining barriers.

The hardest part about working in the office is being away from my little shadow, my familiar, my obsessed little stalker Ralphy. He simply has to be pressed against me as much as possible and I hate that I am depriving him of this.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Right wing shithouses banging on about Zack's teeth when: 1) Imo, they make for a unique & charming smile. 2) Even if he wanted to "fix" them it's impossible to see an NHS dentist & there's 100s of people with teeth related health problems who can't get appts. Just shows how out of touch they are.

Why be my friend, you ask? Well, because I write this sort of thing inside birthday cards.

We are one sleep away from headlines about how not pressing the big red nuclear button is woke

Two weeks to go until I bungee jump for LGBTQ+ youth charity 2BU. Let's get it to £500 please folks! www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...

Happy Friday from Berlin, where I have been since Wednesday. Never visited before but so far I LOVE it.

Isn't it amazing how whenever you're in an airport it is always with people who are apparently only just experiencing their first day on earth?

So are we gonna talk about how unhinged those anti-Mamdani AI ads were that Cuomo ran? I really feel the AI stuff needs clamping down on with elections... If your mum and dad can believe that a boy made a house out of spring onions or whatever then they'll likely be swayed by AI political slop.

This woman repeatedly defended Andrew Wakefield during the MMR scare, doesn't believe climate change is real, opposed the introduction of civil partnerships and once won "Bigot of the Year" from Stonewall. Essentially, her warning against Mamdani is one of the best endorsements he could hope for.

Holy bungee jumps, Batman! I hit my lovely fundraising goal for LGBTQ+ youth support charity 2BU Somerset already - Let's keep going and giving the awesome kids and young people even more support? Please share or give at: www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...

Willing to bet that since the theft it has been changed to Louvre123.

Okay lush ppl! I turn 30 this month (I know, I'm far too cute) and wanted to do something mad for a good cause... I volunteer for this charity as a youth worker and would love to raise some £ for them so I am doing A BUNGEE JUMP ON MY BDAY! Please share or chip in: www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...

Hey pals I'm gonna be posting something cool and nice that I want to go well later on today. Please could you make sure you support it? It would mean rather a lot to this silly little lad. Thanks ahead of time you lovely bunch. ❤️

Imagine being Emily Maitlis right now though. I think I'd turn my phone off and get in the bath for about 4 hours.

They should properly turf him out and make him apply for council housing tbh. Something tells me he's unlikely to qualify for gold banding. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Sleep apnea. (No joke I actually got diagnosed with this a couple of months ago and it is rough af lol)

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

There's a lovely fellow retiring from my work next week and I'm going to miss him rather a lot as he's always great for a conversation about cats but also for chats about great songs. We spent a while last week determining the coolest basslines and landed on this, obviously. youtu.be/CBIRj3JW3h0?...

🫡🫡🫡🫡 Lest we forget Cookie Monster

When you're a pesky little tabby cat and your big tuxedo sister reckons you stink and need bathing. ##Caturday

"Grave dangers" Such as people hoarding insane amounts of wealth will have to give a bit more of it than usual back to country via taxation so that we can start at least attempting to lift people out of poverty. Ooooh so scarrrry. Such graaaaave daaaaangers 👻👻👻👻

@ The Labour Party and those who love & defend its current form: Most of us don't want to "hold our nose" and vote for the least worst of the shit options, most of us want to vote for ideas and people we have faith in, no nose holding necessary. That's why you're seeing a huge uptick in Greens. 🤷‍♂️💚

Me, walking into a straight bar:

Just picturing the Truth Social posts if Green Day had released American Idiot today about Trump's regime. "Billie Joe Armstrong who has a girl's name by the way and his band of antifa lunatics have created a woke album that is terroristic in nature. Sad!"

Couple of weeks ago we had a sexual health session at the young people at the queer youth group I volunteer at. Many of them had no idea about U = U when it comes to HIV. Tell everyone you know about this remarkable development in medicine: Undetectable = Untransmittable.

It's what the baby Jesus would have wanted

There's rather a lot of what looks to be hedgehog poo in our garden so we've left out some food for them (or whatever creatures may be lurking and pooing in our garden). Am considering buying a neat little nature camera to see what's going on...does anyone have any affordable recommendations? 🦔

I swear every 6 months there's a "National Trust has gone woke!" story and all the usual bores say they're cancelling membership or boycotting, then they say it all over again next time. You can only cancel your membership the once, lads. (Also big yes to Sooz's point about Farage and Nathan Gill)

Happy to be proved wrong but I haven't seen a single political party say they're planning to do anything tangible to lower the wait times associated with gender clinics. Yes every NHS service has waitlists that are too long, but show me another as long as the 242 YEARS of some gender clinics.

Fella on the left is a Guess Who character picture and not a real person. You cannot convince me otherwise.

What in the guns at Walmart private healthcare & inferior plug sockets 'murica is this shite? Also, Soho isn't any more of a sex district than any town with an Ann Summers and a dodgy looking massage place these days, give it a rest luvs. Go and join that church that Theroux made a doc on ffs.

Congrats to the Archbishop of Canterbury on her transition from a man to a woman.

The behaviour captured here is as revolting as it is unsurprising. When it comes to pigs, the Met might just be the piggiest of them all. share.google/s56gyKAFfwb6...

The thing is, people posts those "what song is stuck in your head/what are you listening to?" prompts and I never engage bc more often than not it's the Hans Zimmer composition sung by Robbie Williams for the film Johnny English. This has been a coming out post. I am coming out as a loser.

I can't even use my Boots card without every fifth trip having to stand there and go "do doo doooo sorry, the app says it needs updating before it will show my barcode" so the thought of locking off access to jobs and all other manner of things behind an app just seems enormously crap.

I briefly thought that this digital ID card batshittery was actually uniting us all against such a shit idea but no, of course I've seen some Starmer loving bores being like "what's the big deal?" Booooo.

I was gonna post the "IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS" meme but then I read the article and it turns out yes, yes he is. Or at least his think tank which has his name on it is. Bleurgh. Anyway: Shit card.

Oh! Today is 7 years since I started testosterone. Do we think I look any different? I think I can see maybe one or two subtle changes...

Running several minutes late for work because I spent ages fussing on what cap to wear, then set off walking to the office having forgotten to take my tablets so I had to double back home lmao. Anyway did I make a good choice?

"Highly contentious" is soooo many words/characters when the word "bollocks" will do.

Kind of sick that the only way to get dickhead Wes to care is to relive trauma directly in front of him. The addition of the word "firsthand" makes this worse, especially considering he's met with various anti-trans people including ones backed by the right wing Christian Legal Centre. He's gross.

Murdoch jumpscare at the end