Breaking news: Fork found in kitchen. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Ah I'm so glad to we are in the "not drink driving is woke now" timeline.

Cats are lovely little bastards, and Wallace and Gromit is the world's greatest cinematic franchise.

"Earn"

Oh good. More time for gambling adverts.

Every other ad will still be a betting company, betting app or online bingo site. There's no watershed on stuff like Netflix, which again has adverts mostly for online casinos. Those are the only companies with the money to spunk on ad runs, and that should tell you everything you need to know...

Cheers for the new bed folks, I hear you talking about how maybe its some sort of "coat" or something and nah youre wrong its deffo a new bed for me.

Happy New Year to everyone apart from pesky little cats who kept waking me for cuddles in the night

Every year some boring wine mum vomits into a newspaper about how this year will be the last of people being transgender and being nice to people who are transgender and every year my beard gets bushier and my partner loves me, a transgender, more and more.

I once saw a bloke who goes to the same gym as me in the crisps aisle of Morrisons.

No one knows the depth of my struggles* *my tummy hurts because my diet today has consisted solely of cheese and Ferrero Rocher

❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️

Chatting with my friends and their kids who were going to comic con about what they're dressing up as. Said I wasn't sure who I could be... friend's teen looked me up and down and went "you'd make a good Lord Farquaad." 😭💀

Have you ever seen anyone so festive and handsome in all your life?

Merry Christmas to you all. Hope your day is lovely ❤️🎄

He's such a little bastard but my god he's handsome.

Merry fucking Christmas to everyone except the council in Somerset whose shitty potholed to fuck roads have given us a puncture this eve.

Damn, and with lovely baby pink boxing gloves no less. That Christmas song really is correct: It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Such a privilege to have to need to buy something from a supermarket on what is apparently everyone else's first day on Earth.

Prior to clicking this I thought "ah, Saul here has used direct quote marks but surely this journalist didn't *actually* say that" but nope, she did. Absolutely heartless and insanely out of touch question to ask, holy shit

Never forget when I did a pop up record shop and someone came in and asked "Do you have anything that Princess Diana might have listened to?"

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the...

POV: You're a particularly succulent looking bauble in our house during the festive season.

"Public should heed forthcoming rules on what people ought to look like when they dare to need a wee while not at home" Cool cool. Anyway, seems like there's not really a way of enforcing this so why don't we all just waste a load of time reporting anyone and everyome for being in the wrong bog?

I genuinely cannot think of a better way of putting things than saying that my life did not truly begin until I transitioned. No one's opinion on whether I'm a real man or not will change that.

It's the most wonderful time of the year to be a cat in our house.

I am here, the epicentre of Lancashire's finest culinary experience. I am about to spend roughly 30 quid stocking up on boxes of frozen pasties. It is my bi-annual pilgrimage. Blessed be the Carr's pasty.

Labour policy ideas 2k25

Rapidly going from "oi mate you got a licence for that gender" to "oi mate you got a licence for that gender so I can sell you this massive pizza". Luv 2 b governed

This is great and true info, but (from direct experience) if you're trans masc/a trans man allow an extra few hours or even a whole day for them to compute what's going on before they're happy to dispense you medication. 🫠

Yeah your mum might be cool, but is she "whole set of Natwest pigs" cool?

Went to Preston just to see the Wallace and Gromit exhibition and it did not disappoint. The details in the sets and props are crazy to see in real life. Also Gromit's eyes are just *so* good.

My mum's done over 38 years for GirlGuiding. A Queen's Guide, she ran Brownie troupes, was a commissioner, even had her Brownie troupe at her wedding. Tonight, bc of this decision, she has requested immediate removal of her membership because she stands with ALL women and girls, not just cis ones.

Yeah 2025 mostly sucked but we got DILF Lego so who's to say if it really was a bad year

when a trans person exists in a video game

Hearing that appearing on podcasts is unchristian because in early Christian times there were no podcasts

Bloke wanted THIRTY FIVE GRAND coz his bank most likely had a mass produced shitty polyester flag blu-taced in their window and it made him feel cross. Get tae fuck, as they say in Scotland.

Babysitting this absolute diva for someone at the moment and she is a total cuddle fiend. Her shits are from the devil himself though.

Please make sure your soy sauce is appropriately dressed for the season.

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! That was fun* *Actually mildly terrifying and I yelled the entire way down sorry to the people of Bristol who were trying to enjoy their lunch.

Hello. My birthday today and I am in my way to go and do a bungee jump, like you do. All in aid of a lush local charity that supports LGBTQ+ young people. Actually feel rather nervous about it now!!!! www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...

Cool cool cool, policing access to facilities based on looks and then trying various cases without a jury of peers. I'm fairly sure these are fascism folks but don't worry, a tonne of "the grown ups are in charge" centrists will be along in a moment to tell us otherwise.

The UK is considering a policy that would effectively segregate trans people from society. It would bar trans people from "single sex spaces" even when they use the facility of their sex assigned at birth. This is a full on policy of segregation without even the benefit of separate facilities.

Bought a fancy extreme weather waterproof this weekend for our trip to Iceland in Janu-ah no, my apologies I appear to have bought a new cat bed.

One week to gooooo! In a week's time I'll be doing a bungee jump for charity - the charity is 2BU Somerset, a youth charity local to me that supports LGBTQ+ young people. Please help me get to £500 for them, it would make my birthday awesome. www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...

Never seen anyone rocking this calibre of facial hair any more, because of woke.

Just spent a few days in Berlin, where there are zero ticket barriers. Apparently their rate of non payers is around 2% and they issue on the spot fines which equate to about a months worth of tickets. Works out millions cheaper than building and maintaining barriers.

The hardest part about working in the office is being away from my little shadow, my familiar, my obsessed little stalker Ralphy. He simply has to be pressed against me as much as possible and I hate that I am depriving him of this.

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