Thank *fuck*. #eurovision

When Bulgaria was on earlier, the wife asked why the dancers were dressed as the Burnistoun Butcher. #eurovision

Norwegian Bobby Ball. #eurovision

What's with the fucking autotune? #eurovision

Loving the chemistry between the two hosts. #eurovision

"We have GWAR at home." #eurovision

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

Me posting on BlueSky

Did Kim scrape that song out of Brian Setzer's toilet? #totp

The choreography in these '99 #totp episodes almost makes me forgive Flick Colby. Almost.

25 minute long episode. Has a wroung'un been expunged from this one. #totp

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

*Screenshot, as I fear posting the actual (*very* problematic) video on BlueSky may get me banned / cancelled / arrested.

Is it former Minister of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, Goronwy Roberts?

Federico Fellini's Kevin & Perry Go Large

That Wes Streeting leadership bid in full:

Werner Herzog's Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure

Reading the local news and a blinds company in my town has mysteriously burst into flames.

Gerald Thomas' Green Inferno.

This evening, I are mostly been watching...

Chumbawambananarama.

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

Wes Streeting's favourite band is Stars on 45.

Slightly increase a band. Eight Below Zero.

I see Helen Serafinowicz won a BAFTA last night.

Tomorrow's headlines better not be ATTENBOROUGH IN LEGO CHOKING DEATH TRAGEDY

Sorry for the political post, but here's a reminder that MP James Cleverly DOESN'T THIN HIS FUCKING PAINTS.

"A veritable banquet.." "...ON A STICK!"

Me arriving on your misery filled timeline.

Currently watching a video on the science of sandpaper. I really don't know how I manage to keep up this rock and roll lifestyle.

I see a lot of people are celebrating nature's greatest monster hitting 100.

"Ooooh, Mr President. <panting> You get me so hot and horny, Chiefy. Do you know what I've got in my hand?"

Today's episode of Bridge of Lies has some massive fucking bellends on it. It's been a while since I wanted people to lose on a game show this much. "We're professional wrestlers."

My introduction to Philip Herbert, in the pages of The Eagle.

Seeing a lot of lovely Rogue Trooper stuff enter my feed lately (thanks, especially, to @talismanisland.bsky.social ), which has just reminded me of this biro doodle I did in 2004, while bored at work and which I was quite pleased with at the time.

Seeing Mike Read in my timeline has reminded me of something that's plagued me for decades, although it *may* just be a false memory. On Pop Quiz, there was a misheard lyrics round and the misheard line was 'Only fools wash their hair', but I can't remember what the actual line or what song was.

Facebook ads currently trying to flog me overpriced Blockaboots.

QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song.

Did the right and proper Bank Holiday Monday thing of watching a Bond film this afternoon. Moonraker's definitely the weakest of the first four Moore Bonds, IMO.