My wife has put Cats TV on and now Bimfy is hogging the telly.

"It's not a fault, it's a 'feature'."

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Ruin a band by changing one letter Spandau Wallet

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Public Enema

Vaccinated? #Deadbert

Jensen Huang can get to fuck.

"Watch where you put your teeth." #DoctorWhoQuotesYouCanSlipIntoSexualIntercourse

I see your mam's advertising on Facebook again.

In other news, the Libertarian Party have submitted a logo consisting of a griffon wielding a fucking chainsaw.

Entering conference call…

Ford Cortina Mk3

No new pictures where are you mentally

Farage, two seconds after this handshake.

Slightly diminish a band Fleetwood Cagoule

Well I didn't have a Brett Domino x Warhammer collab on my 2026 bingo yet here we are - I don't have TikTok so a friend sent me this on discord 😆 #warhammer

"Pull out, Mr Data."

A bit naughty, so soon after Christmas, but I've just bought the newly restored Fantômas box set on Blu-Ray. I've been after a decent physical release of these with English subs for over 20 years! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxH...

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

A 1981 Cliff Richard Fan Club questionnaire filled in by Melvyn Hayes, where he lists his favourite record as "anything not recorded by Don Estelle". Harsh but fair.

Started watching Farscape again for the first time since it aired on BBC2 and I'd completely forgotten how horny it is.

Labyrinth is more than a soupçon on the noncey side.

Currently attempting to print a T-34 tank. I'll find out how much of a disaster this ends up about 5 o'clock.

Just clicked on a suggested YouTube video without checking what channel it was from. Urgh.

Lead singer of Swaffham's least popular Wet Wet Wet tribute act.

Nice little mention of @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social in this vid at 10:47. 👍

Pubs shutting at half two in the afternoon and reopening at half five.

All the shops being shut on Bank Holidays, but you were guaranteed a Bond film on ITV.

I see Richard Keyes is being a twat, yet again.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Makes me referring to my ex-wife as 'Jabba the Slut' pale in comparison. www.youtube.com/shorts/X-bHk...

No new pictures where are you mentally

Why, of course.

Lah-di-dah Gunner Graham will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

The Doctor and Sarah Jane go cottaging with Gus Honeybun.

Need to fold a dog? Wayfair has you covered.

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Playing a point-and-click adventure and I've just interviewed Kenny Cantor in a psychiatric hospital.