YES!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

I've had this as an earworm for most of the day and I really don't mind at all.

Cocoaine for the Hair. Novocaine for the Soul. Germoloids for the Piles.

Facebook ads currently giving me Nam-like flashbacks to all the grant money I had to spunk on books for uni.

Describe yourself in three characters

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Hughie Buns.

Think of a Number 204 Bus

Post your O face

I see Richard Keys is posting Facebook reels again.

Show me a comic book page you love! No explanation needed!

Trent Reznor has an allotment and is quite pleased with his first crop. Nine Inch Kales

Same energy.

The wife has just started watching I, Jack White and seeing the cast has reminded me of possibly the greatest post I'll ever make in my life. One like, though? Fucking hell.

If you see this post a Star Trek.

"Verify your age." When I started smoking, 20 Bensons cost £1.10.

Booting up.

Phone call done. Mum's going to replace the nets in the front room with 'Venusian blinds'.

Yes, a GERD migraine, that's had me awake since 4 o'clock, is *exactly* what I need for the weekly Twilight Zone phone call with my 85-year-old mum.

Asked Google a question about Fellowship of the Ring and it's spiralled to the point where it's getting cross with me.

Me examining a new follower

RIP Dermot Muhnuhguhnuh-huhnuhguhnuh. I never did get round to pronouncing your name properly. Soz.

Apropos of nothing, I've just remembered the time I searched on YouTube for how to use a particular Asian prawn sauce properly and was greeted in the top result with someone roasting a fucking dog.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about President Michael D. Higgins saying the word "Coronavirus"

Sorry, gotta go. My ride is here.

Muppet Babies is an allegorical representation of Purgatory.

🎵 You were 50, I was 12 #totp

Shite is shite. #totp

Watching that Fine Young Cannibals performance has made me feel a lot better about *my* piles. #totp

Despite battling with heat-related paint shenanigans, apart from basing, that's the Angel gang done!

My bedroom is so hot, a Hobbit's just thrown a ring into it.

"It's gone 10 o'clock. I'll pop to my hobby desk and do some varnishing; it's *bound* to feel cooler in there now."

Levels of Noncery.

Doing wrong stuff to kids is doing wrong stuff to kids, full stop. Because someone isn't convicted, the child was 13 years old or "it's okay, because they married them" doesn't change anything. At all.

Conference call

Are we certain that the conversations people are suddenly having with Mitch McConnell aren't just Pete Baynham blowing through a hole in the back of his neck?