How I arrived on Bluesky

Badly Remembered(?) Fact: The only remaining original member still in the group is the only one who had any O-levels.

What are you playing first on your boombox?

BREAKING: First images released of 9-year-old serial killer, wearing a skin suit made from a middle-aged man.

Facebook ads are at it again. #MonTheFish

Good night.

TIL that You Rang, M’Lord is massive in Hungary, and there’s a theatrical version currently playing over there:

Happy St. David's Day.

Fuck off, Coldplay.

The number of electric fires they have in the BBC Piano Room is unbelievable.

Fuck off, Bono.

Just flicked over to BBC2 and was greeted by Rod Stewart, shuffling across a stage like a dog with worms.

Just started watching The Beekeeper. What the *fuck* is that accent Statham's doing meant to be?

Painter man. #totp

*Now* we're talking! Ah-oh! Ah-oh! #totp

I preferred 1979 Nile Rogers, before he was on every music documentary, claiming credit for absolutely fucking everything. #totp

More of Flick Colby's crimes against humanity. #totp

Thanks, Geri. I've just cringed my arsehole inside out. #totp

Somewhere in Lancashire, a bingo hall is missing their ruched curtains. #totp

Whiny, whiny, whiny; it's The Offspring! #totp

"Hey! What's wrong with you?" "Type 2 diabetes." #totp

I miss Daft Punk

Post your style icon

Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

Currently watching a YouTube video and the voiceover has just said that in Star Wars, Dennis Lawson played 'Reg Antilles'.

This made me very nearly drop an entire McDonald's hot chocolate in my lap.

I see Julian and Sandy have moved into selling floor cleaning products. #bold

Not entirely sure about Ikea's current marketing.

People these days forget that Jol-El and the Kryptonian Council banished Boris Johnson to the interdimensional prison, 'the Phantom Zone'.

I imagine this is what dropping acid in your 50s would do to your mind.

Freddy Got Fingered. Desperate, unfunny dog shit that made me cringe my arsehole inside out.

Smash.

Has there been a retcon of Corrie I'm not aware of?

Just had my Facebook account restricted for answering a post that asked "Suggest a name for a white cat" with 'Cocaine'.

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

If you see this post a monster

Prey - Brutal Truth

"Cunty-bollocks, fuckety twat-minge, Timothy."

Share an iconic album cover.

I seem to have developed a new musical obsession.

Is there a technology the left is excited about?

I had plans on getting some stuff done this afternoon. Bimfy had something different in mind for me, though.

Why did they take his mugshot on The Muppet Show?