Once you see the truth, all becomes clear and horrible

GALAXY BRAIN:

it speaks to the absurdity of the times that of all people, Elon fuckin Musk may ultimately kill more people than Hitler

We need to make a bigger issue of what Elon and Trump did when they destroyed USAID. The latest for my newsletter:

hot take: especially when nuclear radiation is this universe's *actual* black magic think about it: there's an invisible force surrounding us that can be harnessed for unimaginable power if summoned through proper, complex rituals misuse it, and it will literally melt your skin.

buyer’s remorse

gotta dig the Muscle Shoals representation going on right now

“The Smokey the Bear balloon is so large you could fit 85 bears inside it” a real thing just uttered to all of America on live tv

kneel before your golden god, Babylon

my wife is cackling at the Shaggy medley right now

Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding

very excited to see what Comrade Mamdani has in store for the People’s Revolutionary Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade next year

something something the real turkey we pardoned was Trump something something

*spending five hours visually sizing up my bros around a table while we suck on cigars and bet on cards with pictures of flamboyant royal fops* "This is so right-coded."

it's really wild that so much of the MAGA regime downfall is boiling down to 'Eh. Americans got tired of the series arc. It went on for too many seasons. Time for a reboot'

"I one our Nation's Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout"

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

the lead singer's mannequin pose beginning at the 1:10 mark of their 2003 Jools Holland performance remains one of my all time favorite batshit gimmicks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIX...

it's as good a reminder as any to make sure this is my next karaoke hit

tomorrow: TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS

"people listening to music without headphones in public doesn't bother me too much, honestly" BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.

*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks* NYT: Epic.

Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan. But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut

Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors

"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"

Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors

it's almost as if the MAGA regime is a house of cards waiting to be toppled by a competent coalition of opponents

Billy Batts: "Now go home and get your fucking shinebox." Tommy:

DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it

Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan. But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut

THE MANGLER (1972) by Stephen King

[eddie vedder mumbling incoherently, but…whats this? joke’s on you! it’s actually adam sandler doing his *impression* of eddie vedder mumbling incoherently]

Trump’s “go ahead and just call me a fascist it’s easier” bit might be the funniest thing anyone has ever said in the White House sorry, but it’s true

*Trump, the light fading from his eyes as he looks back on his life and shuffles off this mortal coil* “Mam…dan….i”

virtually every leftist comedian has said this over the last few years, and I’ve struggled so long to accept it

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

logging on

I don’t like everyone acting like they’ve never seen a messaging bill before over this

(I've also given outright sermons on this, most recently in June kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2025/06/25/d... and also in February 2015 kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2015/12/10/l...)

Arby’s really went and named a sandwich The Gobbler remarkable work. no notes

are we really sure Elon ever left DC?

ok enough time has passed that i think i can say this safely the cover for A Little Life is indisputably the most insufferable book cover ever put to print And no i haven’t read it. i refuse. i mean look that thing

US Coast Guard announces all ships to receive bumper sticker on hull that states IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF