"When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."

The This Is Not Normal Doctrine

Michael Clayton tried to warn us.

it's giving

"Make the whites only economic zone great again" has about as much rhythm as his food has seasoning

I’m sure Zach Braff is a nice person who donates to charity but my neurological foundation tells me he’s a threat

we don't know everything those files contain!

i'll always take the opportunity to feature legendary songwriter @nicklutsko.bsky.social in a story and don't worry bud, we'll get that Webby back! the injustice will not stand www.popsci.com/science/catc...

To be fair, he didn’t stochastically capitalize, he capitalized every word!

Trump's stochastic capitalization terrorism is here, and we are not prepared for it

yes this includes both the original series and reboot

🎶🎶how come every time Jeff come around, their London (London) Bridge wanna go down like

please feel free to forward this to any and all Facebook relatives www.popsci.com/technology/d...

the rest of the world looking at the US after arresting their supposedly immune geopolitical sex pests:

America has never reckoned with an intergenerational subset of the population that operates almost identically to North Korea's cult of personality they *truly* think the US is the best nation on all fronts, full stop. but their minds would explode if they saw a maglev train or paid maternity leave

each morning I awaken to new vistas of liberal collaboration

i don't think we as Americans are prepared for the years of geopolitical trolling that's coming our way

South Korea went from 'He's our president' to 'Life in prison' within less than 2 years pretty embarrassing stuff, America.

oh my god nobody cares just shut the fuck up

late to the party hater here: Baldur's Gate 3 is definitely a lot of fun, but the best game of all time? fuckouttahere

The AI discourse has been particularly unhinged lately. Here are five things I think are behind it: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/five-takea...

wait what's that surely it's not no it is!! it's LILITH WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!

I hope New Yorkers will challenge Mamdani about this. Too often, people feel they need to be absolutely for or against a politician — ignoring their missteps or throwing them out with the bathwater. You can like and/or believe in someone and still challenge them to deliver on their promises.

i would pay actual money to hear Eric Trump try explaining how cryptocurrencies work

i'm just visiting the neurotic leftist website to tell you i'd listen more if you were less neurotic and leftist why are you yelling at me

a belated shoutout to New Orleans metal supergroup DOWN for apparently releasing a Dr. John cover in time for Mardi Gras just for the hell of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSDm...

oh my god nobody cares just shut the fuck up

please, i beg y'all. it's giving www.youtube.com/shorts/vCXq2...

12 hours later i stand by this

A) good to hear, hope it craters more B) jesus christ what the fuck did any of these people *think* was going to happen? just the perfect storm of civic illiteracy, political tunnel vision, media brain rot, and old fashioned selfishness

NARRATOR: the mass hiring and mobilization of tens of thousands of additional ICE agents before November 2026 amid historic societal pushback is, in fact, far-fetched at this point.

in honor of Mardi Gras, aka the toughest day of the year for former New Orleanians: proof of Krewe du Cage, the shortlived Nic Cage krewe i started with some pals circa 2019. we rolled in Chewbacchus and handed out wooden 'Nic'kles

dayenu!

where's my Abraham Joshua Heschel Hive at, fam????

eulogies for Jesse Jackson on the same morning that Talarico's Colbert interview goes viral progressive theology is so back, baby

Normie white dude candidates saying ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ were pretty important to Reconstruction I as well.

ok watched it. it is so wildly obvious that the Trump regime is absolutely *terrified* of a progressive Christian candidate. also kudos to Colbert for asking Talarico to comment on his alleged problematic quotes www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Oh, that's for sure the definitive (and most devastating) way to frame that aesthetic.

stringy white hair, "academic casual" attire, Sketchers deny it all you want, you know *exactly* who i am looking at

Hollywood won't dare conceive of a white straight married woman in the suburbs who loses her mind with TWO kids. That would be impossible.

there is a trio of old dude white professors across from me at this university coffee shop whose vibes can best be described as Epstein Email Listserv

The Trump Corncob Doctrine

i forgot to take my meds yesterday (Prozac and Wellbutrin) so forgive me if my mood for the next 18ish hours is a combination of the Hungover Spongebob and Jumanji Robin Williams 'WHAT YEAR IS IT' memes

ah yes. that'll do it, LAPD. great job, guys.

please, i beg y'all. it's giving www.youtube.com/shorts/vCXq2...

the fearless humanity rightfully gets all the attention here but can we pause for just a moment to admire that absolutely badass chain?

it's far too early for me to be this viscercally annoyed by the viral ICE stop interpretative dance in front of the Kennedy Center

*at Valentine’s Day brunch* my wife: i love you me: i love you, too *turn to her* *realize she’s talking to her fried oyster*