just learned about this woke casting choice in The Odyssey needless to say, i will NOT be seeing Nolan's film

'it can't be you.' 'it's you?' 'you again?' 'you? it's not possible.' 'you? just you?' 'you sonofa'

"Thank you for your attention in his matter." i see what you did there...😏

you do not, in fact, 'gotta both-sides it on this one'

K-K-K-K-K-KESSLER SYNDROMEEEEEE *airhorn followed by actual air raid siren urging us to seek shelter*

i've been waiting for Celery Man's MCU debut for years, man

The Greatest Country in the World, baby!

proof from last night that i am Still Cool With The Youth

well shucks.

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

why does every 30-something noise band act like they’re the first guys to discover noise?

how big is this loss in terms of The Odyssey tickets?

B-b-but the trillionaire said this was historically impossible! www.popsci.com/science/egyp...

been playing chess every day for the last two years. oddly proud of the fact

damnit @josie.zone look what you made me do

Ma'am this is a Fazoli's.

we were too busy asking *will* it run DOOM we never stopped to think *should* it run DOOM talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-doo...

A statement from WIRED leadership.

lol they don’t have the faintest idea how to launder this shit for him

one of the worst things about Elon Musk is that his halfbaked tech companies like Neuralink get all the media attention meanwhile, *actual* advancements in the field are miles ahead of his pet projects. this implant literally lets a quadriplegic use his arm again www.popsci.com/science/brai...

Zohran Mamdanini

these fools bring heat and then don’t expect to get burned smdh

these fools bring heat and then don’t expect to get burned smdh

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

I said what I said. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*john lennon voice* 🎵🎵i mahjong'ed all the peopleee 🎵

one of the worst things about Elon Musk is that his halfbaked tech companies like Neuralink get all the media attention meanwhile, *actual* advancements in the field are miles ahead of his pet projects. this implant literally lets a quadriplegic use his arm again www.popsci.com/science/brai...

alright fine that's pretty clever

very interested to see how Chris Nolan interprets this iconic scene from The Odyssey www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r3X...

man, what do you do with a populace that actually fetishizes leopards eating their faces this much?

Hegseth finds new ways of surpassing his 80s movie dickbag villainy every day truly impressive stuff

never thought I'd write a piece nostalgic for the relative creativity of films like "winnie the pooh that kills you"

i'm sorry, but Republicans are really out here trying to make "Low T" a thing while also using a dude with DD tiddies as the face of their latest propaganda

Happy Infowars Day everyone. Please watch this instead of the president.

"please, mr. leopard! you forgot to eat OUR faces!"

go -- and i cannot stress this enough -- fuck yourselves

he's so close to getting it

VOLCANO (1997)

the racist chuds bemoaning The Odyssey know that Zack Snyder’s 300 already exists, right? it’s like the Citizen Kane of chuddery, there’s no topping it. what more could they want?

someone check on Elon Musk or don't, idgaf

a military full of pimply faced chuds who can't get it up what a winning strategy, sir.

We've got atleast one "Defector" for science journalism: @thexylom.com ! #ScienceSky 🧪 Here's how to support! www.thexylom.com/support-us Surviving pubs are doing their best to step up: Shoutout to @scifri.bsky.social @science.org @statnews.com @nature.com @grist.org @heatmap.news @mongabay.com

look, i don't usually say shit like 'you should watch this' when it comes to political theater but man, you should watch this. Ossoff showed how it's done.

that scene in The Office when a jealous Michael is the only guy in the theater booing the actor during the applause break but Elon at The Odyssey

a military full of pimply faced chuds who can't get it up what a winning strategy, sir.

someone check on Elon Musk or don't, idgaf

it's kinda wild that we still have no reliable source for American casualties during this whole illegal Iran thing, y'know?

the gerontocracy strikes again