if i were a well-funded intelligence apparatus within an autocratic Middle Eastern petro state hoping to simultaneously attract Western investors *and* exacerbate Western socio-cultural tensions i might pay a few famous US comedians to come perform at a comedy festival but that's just me

Halloween's hottest costume, without question

guy sounds like a badass tbh

a truly harrowing event www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

You heard it here, folks. Straight from the source. Andy Ngo is scared of frogs, moms, and milkshakes.

kinda makes sense given our nation's expanding Banana Republic, tho

yesterday i saw a video on Reels of a queer black 20-something walking up to two National Guardsmen in Chicago, then turn around and bend over while shouting "Arrest me, daddy!" as the guardsmen immediately turned around to walk away, i thought 'The kids are alright.'

i guarantee that any No Kings protest 'footage' shown on Fox News will be old, unrelated 'riot' videos

it's getting so desperately unhinged. they aren't even decrying nebulous, nonexistent entities now. they're pointing to a protest explicitly marketed as a peaceful "NO KINGS" rally. this angle doesn't work unless you're a MAGA cultist who no longer believes their eyes.

new Rob Zombie song rips btw and new album's called The Great Satan so no notes there, obviously www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mf...

i didn't start any wars this year where's my parade

i feel it's in everyone's best interest to know that, tomorrow night, i will have ascended to my Final Form (doorguy at a local bar's metal show)

am i one of those 50 sad, pathetic people? you tell me.

if i were a well-funded intelligence apparatus within an autocratic Middle Eastern petro state hoping to simultaneously attract Western investors *and* exacerbate Western socio-cultural tensions i might pay a few famous US comedians to come perform at a comedy festival but that's just me

i said what i said

this place has got the juice

Mr. Magoo-ass regime

this place has got the juice

hello, my fellow Hitler Youth

there is no amount of money in the world that could convince me to click unmute

there has got to be some way to coordinate starving the beast

hello, my fellow Hitler Youth

Mike Johnson looks *exactly* like the kind of guy who enters into an anti-porn app pact with his son

'you sound like a fucking child' is a good response to keep in everyone's back pocket these days.

aw hell do we, in fact, gotta hand it to them?

the Lee Greenwood Lobby has descended upon the swamp

they should also start boning up on which of their local cops are big Odin fans...

i keep thinking about how i will inevitably overhear a Trump cultist at one of our midwest town watering holes in the very near future and god help them, because they aren't prepared for the decibels i am capable of producing with my throat

also, Benicio Del Toro's arrest shimmy is an absolutely iconic vibe that rises to meet the moment

"You like Black girls? i LOVE 'em." - David Marcus

imagine being so manufactured mad at a movie that you don't get to (openly) enjoy Teyana Taylor in lowcut jeans

So grateful to @gabriellekorn.bsky.social and @autostraddle.bsky.social for this <3 "Masad blends meticulously well-researched history with lyrical invention, weaving a braided narrative that asks with urgency and tenderness: are any of us ever truly alone?" www.autostraddle.com/queer-histor...

People don't like it when you ask whether Peter Venkman is supposed to be Jewish

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER review: 10/10 plus bonus points for convincing Sean Penn he was in on the joke

Bari Weiss looks at herself in her bathroom mirror, straightens her blazer's shoulder pads 'Let's do the FUCKING news!' ... 'LET'S do the fucking news!' no that's not it 'Let's DO the fucking news!' c'mon Weiss get it together 'Let's do the fucking NEWS!' 'Let's do THE fucking ne

Overton WinD'oh is this a thing

Chicago folks: is Johnson legit? everything i've seen of him so far certainly points to that, but i'd like to hear from more knowledgable people

the entire pam bondi hearing: MILQUETOAST SENATOR: would you like to address why you're dead set on protecting a dead pedophile? BONDI: i'd like to address how you smell like shit and sound like a fucking baby, bitch

yet again, it's all a performance for the mushbrain watching back at the Oval Office

I always thought it was funny that Za/um chose to give the insane bigot the most cogent argument against the fascism of nostalgia. Man, what a game.

the thing with the Nazis who were 'just following orders' is that they were getting paid to do that it's gonna be kinda hard to find enough fascist shocktroops willing to terrorize the public pro bono

every Stephen Miller cable news interview is just the 'I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple' bit

on the other hand, it's only in these tonal shifts that real pushback starts to happen

Ah, God. It's October 7. Two horrible fucking years. I don't know what to say that @sirosenbaum.bsky.social and I didn't already say just ten days after it all began: archive.is/0UsqT

the US economy is currently propped up by an industry that has shifted from selling AI Jesus to horny anime chatbots in less than 18 months what could go wrong gizmodo.com/openai-goes-...

this is the brand content i crave.

jeeeeeesus. this is some serious 'burn it to the ground, salt the earth' type shit i doubt you'll find a better rundown of Hurricane Bari