My furry overloads aren’t tiny tho

The people where I live so wonderful (bullshit, they anything but…) fucking racist assholes. Dude you’re not white and no matter how hard you try to get them to like you, you’re still not white.

Support and/or share - I decided to support the ACS through its 5 mile swim challenge. F $!* cancer. GoFundMe by donating or sharing—every bit of help makes a difference. gofund.me/ec8c46da3

TFW you have to list an awesome home with too many nice features and need to stop using “the home features” but you’re brain dead.

One of these I will actually do this…

I was walking the girlies this morning and we passed a retired cop’s house a couple blocks away, nice guy. Some kids TP’d his house w/ 2-ply no less. The girlies wanted pettins. I warned him they got skunked last week. He said “I know, I can smell them.” He could smell them from four feet away. 😳

OMDog yes!!!! www.instagram.com/reel/DY3whbe...

Granted. Not as nice as the home we walked away from the counter offer, but nice and no HOA. I think the raptors will be able make use of that slope and after some time maybe we can terrace it and make a garden on it.

Relatable

Bwahahahaha the asshole who blew our offer being an asshole’s sellers’ just reduce the piece $25k

Whenever political ads come out I look at who funds them. When candidates get endorsements, same. If BS or Warren endorse the candidate, it’s a hard pass for me. They’re wrong more than they’re right.

And the stupidest mother fucker on earth.

Tomorrow I reach a not insignificant milestone. I will have walked 10k since February 27, 2024 which included a bum knee and total knee replacement with recovery. For those who don’t metric that’s about 6,214 miles walked.

The only thing that could possibly make this feel even better is scoring good parking. www.instagram.com/reel/DY-W2Hf...

It's official; #Armoredwoodcharity apples to Dermot! donate $50 and show me and i'll send you a free wooden tank!

If I was a man I would not have received this. I submitted the offer, it was countered. Who picks up the phone? You didn’t. You took a shit in my inbox at 8:32pm. This is your second failed offer.🖕🏻

It’s no longer a different in political opinion, it’s difference in morality. It is really that simple.

Sorry bro @texson6886.bsky.social didn’t quite keep it totes pro. I’m the kinda person I’d keep asking I will answer and you may regret that decision.

Fuck data centers before they fuck you!!!

OMDog this is fucking funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DXIObDA...

I’m still peeved abt that fucking counter. He wanted me to explain, is it bc I’m a woman? 🤷‍♀️ If you had half a brain you could’ve called to see how the counter wld land. You waited until late to send it, which tells me you suspected it wouldn’t be well received. I wld have tolerated an HOA for this.

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18.

Hey y’all, @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social is about to start his walk to raise funds for a great cause. If you can swing it, throw him a donation. Let’s get him closer to his goal!

On the 2nd of June I'll be starting out on a 480km (300 miles) solo trek from Húsavík in Northern Iceland to Vik in the South raising funds for aid of Irish Dogs for the Disabled. #SoloAcrossIreland #66North #IrishDogsForTheDisabled #MappedBy #SplashMaps www.idonate.ie/fundraiser/D...

Dude what part of a simple no thanks did you not understand?

When I told you we have a back up property, did you think that, like you, I was fucking around?!? Don’t ever send me a middle of the night counter that starts the clock while I’m sleeping that’s a dick move. Take your counter and shove it. I don’t fuck around. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

OMDog I love this lil predator but the smell coming off her head and face when I pet her is killing me.

I like this. Addiction is a medical issue that requires treatment not criminalization.

I don’t think I will ever tire of this song… We don't talk enough We should open up Before it's all too much Will we ever learn? We've been here before It's just what we know Stop your crying, baby It's a sign of the times We gotta get away youtu.be/qN4ooNx77u0?...

This is why Blondie and I are frens 🔥🔥🔥

So…how long does it take to play golf? 🤔

There are very few companies I truly fucking hate. I won’t shop at some but don’t give them much thought but spectrum is one I truly hate and Aptive. The kind of fucking hate that when I open the door I pull out a blow torch kinda hate. Aptive is going to public and trying to clean up some hate.

deuces …. WTF does that even mean?!? Are you calling me shit. It means we ya. Then just fucking say like bye or later or some shit. I shouldn’t need a translator to speak with an English speaker. TF!?!

Totes on Brand

Then hire more firefighter cuz TBH IDAF how you feel about someone running into a burning building or other life and property saving activities is making that kinda money.

Yo @seriousli.bsky.social have ever had an agent call you to shop your offer? I have my offers shopped all the time but never from such a dumbass that they call me without realizing the offer being shopped is mine.

Still ungovernable with zero fucks to give.

Sideways with a pineapple

Be ungovernable

TBH it me 🙋‍♀️ www.instagram.com/reel/DYsM4sI...

She’s makes more than a fair point. www.instagram.com/reel/DY3CnW6...

If market data shows Apple users, on average, have higher incomes and greater spending power than Android users, WTF would you force them into using Google’s invasive shit products. When I was in systems, we were striving for platform independence (largely because MS sucked a huge pile of dog shit).

I somehow managed not to strangle anyone.

I hope we can make this work. This is a backyard of the house we put an offer in on today. Contingent of course on us selling our current home which shouldn’t be a problem. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

The skunked girlies tryna stare down daddy to throw that ball earlier.

I swear I hate the state of software design and engineering -or rather the lack thereof.

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Guess who just got skunked…

It’s a whole ass relatable mood

TFG’s supporters are too stupid to recognize this….