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It is a thing written into the relevant regulations. It was meant to protect SNAP recipients from over charges but this admin twisted the intent, not the language.

Someone send halp the OH is already listening to Christmas music.

Every time I hear Get Low I think of that scene with Sandra Bullock and Betty White in the proposal and I lmao. Get low (get low) Get low (get low) To the window (to the window) To the wall (to the wall) Till the sweat drop down my … (.. balls) Till all these bitches crawl (crawl)

So glad to be returning home to my comfy sofa and bed.

Like my dude…there’s literally a 2-top right there w/ view, why are you putting us in the very back? Is this bc there’s some kind of note on us bc we had opinion abt being lied to b4 embarking this floating shit show? No wonder your shares are down 25%. Every day it’s something & day 6 of flounder.

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A monster

We never caught Biden sleeping on the job. To @jaketapper.bsky.social you saving this for your next book?

Still faster than the ship’s elevator.

Received a note on the cabin door that the crew tried to reach me regarding my “noise complaint.” Noise complaint asshat?!? It was DV at 2:00 in the MFing morning.

I think all wives need a white board where they can record hash marks for every time they answer the same question.

Make that make sense…we can’t

I’m curious as to why when the ocean seems particularly turbulent it feels like the ship’s captain picks up the pace.

No shit…ask any longie working Ports of LA/LB there was no work for a lot dock workers this week.

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Welp the world has one less asshole in it.

Stepping on rakes. GDI @schumer.senate.gov you’re a weak, feckless excuse of leader. Christ almighty, find your fucking spine you GD coward and stop punting.

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Some rough seas. Sorry the clip is so short but my phone almost ended up in the drink.

Please tell me you did not just send this to me. Let me tell you, if you don’t like this version of me you should have been nicer to ver 1.0 because 2.0 is in response to you. You are not the boss of me and you better get that shit through your think head.

Put the crack pipe down, old man.

In unsurprising news.

And before you start calling for trials at The Hague, we are not a member country. Vote in every election and hold your representatives to account. Not voting got us to a president calling for extra judicial killing of citizens of other countries.

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Current Status:

My dude…there are a lot of people waiting for that coffee stand to open, don’t be a dick.

Would y’all STOP with the TFG needs to be tried at The Hague…won’t happen as we are not a member nation and IIRC Chief Justice Robert’s’ SCOTUS gave him immunity for all his cruelty here.

I can say with certainty I’m glad I don’t have to rely on skyline for internet connectivity after this cruise, it’s flaming hot garbage like Elmo’s cars.

My bad 1.5 little tomatoes.

The description says tomatoes. Past two nights I received 1/2 a tomatoes. Tonight a whole little tomato. Making progress.

Pretty fucking broken

Dude…there like three channel, for the love of all that is holy fucking pick one.

I’ve reach the let me off this boat part of the cruise. Those who served on boats for periods of time, God bless your ability not not to kill. I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to have two port days and two fun at sea days in a row. Plus I’ve been struggling to keep my glucose up.

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So in other words, she shit the bed but won’t be around for the clean up. Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.

This is where some Dems shoot themselves in the foot. We haven’t seen Derek Tran since he was elected and the who ass three emails were deleted, at least by me, before they were open. This woman is a member of the county board of sups and is always in the area.

La Paz was pretty. I don’t know why people we so concerned when we were crossing the street. Like dude…we get it, be careful but y’all aren’t as crazy as some areas.

@scottculkin.bsky.social have you had the pleasure of driving the Arroyo Seco? www.instagram.com/reel/DP2vs7U...

Days not an international embarrassment = 0

Are they sure he isn’t having a seizure?

A Responsive Prayer for Justice by Rebecca Sutton, Program Coordinator of Global Women’s Exchange (from at least 11 years ago)

If you call for Cheney to have been tried at The Hague it’s usually helpful to know your facts. We are not subject to the ICC as we aren’t a member nation but thank you for quietly seeing yourself out.

Went to Mexico to pet all the doggos. This is Lola which is an odd name for a boi.

It seems to me ICE is parroting Mexican LEOs who have a real threat to their safety from the Narcos.

When that loon looks like adult in the room…

Someone who lacks the maturity and seriousness to be an elected representative of the people.