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How TF do you not see a fucking fire truck?!?

How I'm walking out of 2025.

And this 👇🏻

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This past summer we bought a modular sofa with built in surround sound. Today we had to disassemble the whole thing to reset the subwoofer, fix the rug, and OMDog the dog hair… 😳 We HAD plans for other stuff but I think we’re going to crawl into a corner and die.

I have walked about 125 miles in less than two weeks.

Rub it why dontcha

It a fucking homeless guy -you fucking assholes.

Just learned of Sophia Kinsella’s passing. RIP

That’s so fucking beyond funny, penny wise and dollar foolish.

Abso-fucking-lutley

OMG @scottculkin.bsky.social Not sure when this took place but I don’t believe this was an isolated incident. www.instagram.com/p/DSFoK4TDXB...

Have you ever heard someone eat fucking chips so loudly you want to punch them in the face?

How bout fuck no!

I keep seeing posts and the various SM platforms about how dangerous Mals are, what good guard dogs they are. They are none of these things unless you teach them. They are basically the Golden fucking Retriever of Shepards.

It rained so hard it shut down a portion of the 5 freeway. ktla.com/weather/torr...

Solid advice. Don’t take stuff from smol, mobile Petri dishes.

It’s a whole ass mood:

Someone is feeling needy today.

Some of y’all are soft, never had to fight a day in your fucking life and it shows.

The next few days are going to be miserable. Raptor walkies and afternoon ball are not optional.

I will never understand why some feel the need to block the person who blocked them. You the spewed bile. This isn’t an airport, departures don’t need to be announced, and your shit doesn’t need to be taken. If you suspect you’re going to hit this boundary, please see yourself out.

Deleted a previous post because it contain an image not intended. Walkies were slower but are in the books. We’re all soaking wet and Izzy isn’t a fan of her knew jacket. Izzy is getting a cough. 1/2

Welp…wish me luck. Raptors walkies are commencing early and I’m hoping it’s just gusting winds. Dude gives zero shits I don’t feel well and it’s gusting. And possibly pouring rain.

Relatable but with the raptors they make me walk too speed in their endeavor to find the perfect Spot.

Endorsed 💯

TL;DR Heritage Foundation implodes after the fuck our democracy. May they rot in the deepest circle of hell.

FAFO. I quit my broker after more than 10 yrs. Top 20 producer several times a yr out of 350 agents. I went MIA for a year, they didn’t notice until I my card decline bc of fraud. I’ve not been well, not working another yr. god forbid they give a break from monthly fees. FUCK YOU

Since the moron in WH tanked a robust economy the OH had to switch to the second shift so he can get some work and it sucks because he’s 61 years old. It’s so disruptive, we’re early to bed people. The OH can be funny tho

Perfect analogy cuz everyone understands tacos

Hits a little too close to home. www.instagram.com/reel/DP17P-j...

Can we penalize him for piss-poor performance?

This is fucking stupid. I don’t get a bill because Frontier charges like $5 per month. The account number I have isn’t 17 digits. Why make it so fucking hard to take my money?

Word 🙌🏻

Ditto

I saw you @rustysquirrel.bsky.social you have some ‘splainin for scaring the bejesus out of us.

Oh come on… the whole month has been unusually foggy and solar production in the toilet. Another day not achieving a 100%. Thank goodness the car charged for free.

The game is boring me to tears and this started playing only briefly…now I’m big sad. Did football suck the whole season? youtu.be/etAIpkdhU9Q?...

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When did medical history get changed to pre-existing condition?

Damn peeps lady just dropped a 💥

Sure Marc…”You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can't control. These things are not asking to be judged by you. Leave them alone.” Marcus Aurelius

Glorious 🙌🏻

Been seeing weird clumps of feathers around the yard and initially didn’t think anything of it but I pulled into the driveway and saw the source. I guess the hawks had dinner at our place.