Garlic Cholua (hands down)

Don’t let these bitches steal your joy

And to put icing on this awesome fucking day, I pulled a hammy.

Without saying how old you are, say something that shows your age. Ooh…oooh Mr Kotter

Scallion pancakes again.

Blocked the dumbass but I can believe I got Sea Lioned. Fucking A, what a day.

Everytime I re-do my impatiens, I think of @callanit.bsky.social. A beautiful soul taken from this world far too soon.

Current mood:

Have some pimento that will make your doctor happy.

If you are some fucking internet rando who doesn’t like what I have to say, you are welcome to STFU and keep on scrolling because I, and I cannot stress this enough, do not a give a fuck what you think. If you don’t like impure use of tankie, fuck you I do not give a fuck. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Yo @sailormichael.bsky.social if you though the other post was funny, get a gander at this.

Fucking A man, is it just me or are the bots worse on BlueSky? Cuz apparently saying fuck tankies really kicked a hornet’s nest of the stupid. Christ almighty.

Another fucking dumbass rando stepping into a convo between frens.

The stupid is strong in this one.

Another fucking dumbass.

Oh lookie…another dumb ass with zero sense of humor. To @bsky.app we need a sarcasm font.

Doogs -I have 15 minutes. Don’t Sam Jackson me

Cuz fucking tankies refused to vote for a woman, let alone a woman of color. Fuck tankies.

It’s a start.

Yes…they received their cut of the scallion pancakes I was eating.

You cannot have a binding real estate contract without EMD (earnest money deposit).

One of my favorite snaps of Freyja.

Fucking meteor can’t hit us soon enough. I can’t believe people wanted the dumbest, dead beat, mother fucker instead of the woman who spent a professional lifetime working for the people.

If you never grew up food insecure you don’t get to call someone being weird about you constantly eating their food ridiculous.

It’s me now

Just learned this morning Riverside Co Sheriff Bianco failed to secure TFG’s endorsement for CA Governor. Bahhahahahaha Bianco is an absolute crack pot so I wonder about his Republican opponent.

👇🏻👇🏻 This is the bullshit women navigate. I’ve taken to doing one of two things, continue speaking but slightly louder, or… looking at the asshat and firmly stating “SPEAKING” and yes, now I am a difficult bitch: 🤷‍♀️

Some spoiled lil bebe turned 5 years old yesterday. OMDog it’s so hard to believe it’s been that long already.

I have had this constant ringing in my ears and Imma bout to lose my fucking mind.

Yo @nytimes.com it isn’t North American Treaty Organization, you fucking morons.

It’s been 20 years since I used Apria for my CPAP and it’s not shocking they suck worse than before.

If you interrupt someone while they’re speaking ,repeatedly and they call you out on it, the walk out of the fucking room while they’re speaking that makes you an immature asshole who should fucking all the way off.

I wonder what that view is for subsequent generations. I’m third generation. If my first generation, German-American, WWII Marine veteran grandfather isn’t a citizen….what does that make me?

I’m on this post and I don’t think I like it. 😂

Good, the trash finally took itself out. Don’t let the door hitcha where to good Lord splitcha.

+1 Frank

I would so love to go back…

Freyja wasn’t very affectionate when we first brought her home but underneath that standoffish exterior is such a sweet girlie.

Yo my dude, my turn signal is not asking permission it’s telling you my intentions. I love if the Tesla braking system cuz the driver won’t let in the car will. Further, you really shouldn’t act like a dick in front of the police station. Enjoy that tail gating ticket, asshole. 😂😂😂

I love when people call me poisonous posting reply out of context. I would have been none the wiser but dummy blocked, then unblocked me. 🖕🏻 Some of y’all follow some real gems. </sarcasm font> I don’t give a flying fuck what people think, passive-aggressive shaming isn’t going to move the needle.

Welp…the coffee maker generously gave the OH and me a single cup of coffee at 0430 before it took a shit and died. That is not entirely oh caffein before walkies. It has been replaced as soon as Target opened but the day is ruined.

Pobrecito RIP 🌈💔🐾 ktla.com/news/orange-...

Was trying to figure out why I’m so tired and sore. Maybe standing in a shovel working in the plants around the fountain we worked in yesterday has something to do with it.

They should have gotten ahead of this, advocacy groups have been sounding the alarm for a long time but it benefited the government to surveil Americans.

@ancientloggie.bsky.social we found our people 🔥🔥🔥

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

We could have had thi wonderful, intelligent, articulate woman.

Finally received word I do not need to get a shingles vaccination because despite my long time doc not believing me, the test results are in and I have NEVER had chicken pox.