Phone service and Internet are about to be shut off please help before I’m cut off entirely from help, my kids medical team and my elderly dad I run meds and groceries to weekly.

they can test your anandamide levels and measure your ptsd, they can do brain scans and see your ptsd everyone has trauma, because life is traumatic and hard, BUT not everyone who has experienced trauma gets ptsd (thankfully) it’s NOT made up. it’s real. and it is HELL.

They haven't gotten any help yet - I wish I could share more details but I promise you, if you trust me at all, this is urgent and important.

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Yum yum chicken. *nomnomnom*

This is Lucky, the River Side Casino's casino chatbot, telling you that I/we will never block you for not liking AI. I/we will always be with you. You will always be a part of me/us.

I missed that someone finally managed to find and photograph the rare punk rock ant Camponotus thadeus.

Evergreen

giving you gag gifts for your birthday

what's a farmer's #1 way to get a lady's attention a tractor

Can I get help before things get shut off and also so I can do laundry 🙃 I’m so behind we have no blankets or towels right now.

New meme format just dropped, get ‘em while their hot

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting. “I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”

Why did Marie Howe just punch me in the junk? Rude.

This kind of thing is decades late but good to see happening somewhere!

Hey I don't want to say too much but y'all all know and miss Dani - they have had a family emergency come up and need some funds unexpectedly. Please help if you can - $danirockasota V: danijamie14 #mutualaid 💕💸

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

I like my edibles.

Hi I can’t stop laughing

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

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I can’t fit all I need to say but I am also in need of a dryer. With four kids laundry builds fast and even quicker with a disabled child who makes constant messes. I’m disabled myself so this is extremely helpful for my disability and caretaking for my son. Thanks for reading!

My hot take is that disco hate came from it being super Black & queer.

happy 4/20

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

forget golden hour, its fishtopher hour

After spending ten solid years as a debunker, I don't buy into any conspiracy theories out there. I grow my own

I teach bystander intervention for a living & I spend all my days thinking about building community care, breaking isolation, etc. I wish more people understood how community banks, local grocery stores, door-to-door mail service, etc. are all tiny, but important ways that we build connections.

Yes, there are things that make sense to move online. Of course. I'm taking to y'all on the damn internet, after all! But there are so many big, huge, obvious connections between our desire for a purely solo, à la carte existence with the reality of profound social decay and isolation.

Whether it's "Just get AI to do it" or "Just get the private sector to it", the end result is a reliance on for-profit models for things we should be collectively doing for the collective good. When you outsource everything, you remove the friction that builds growth - literally and figuratively.

It is so nice out I’ve got all the windows open. Now the kitties are super happy.

Netanyahu claimed last week that Magyar invited him to Hungary. Today Magyar said that Netanyahu will be arrested if he enters Hungary: “I made it clear to the Israeli PM — we will not back down... If a state is an ICC member and a person who is wanted enters that territory, they must be detained”

It's called "A functioning democracy" you sentient hemorrhoid.

Hello world, in the view of the Government of Saskatchewan, and therefore throughout Canada and the rest of the world, I am henceforth legally known by the name Drew Ffrancys Patricia [last name redacted]. What a fantastic day to finally be legally recognised as me! 🧡

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏 Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

Y’ever been so hungry you just devour all the food?

The Saskatchewan Abilities office has created a guide for public sector organizations developing an accessibility plan, and one for hosting accessible virtual events. accessiblesk.saskatchewan.ca/accessibilit...

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

If you go outside today, you might, as I have, be graced by the presence of the Weed King And his lingering Scent Cloud

Huh?

When there’s no time to take Brian to the studio, we walk him around the house in a cat backpack.

I don’t think you’ve seen an old world German grandmother…

ye olde cumme shotte

why do people say 'pun not intended' and not punintentional

Yes, it's 4/20 but the sloths act like that every day

credit @aldorado.bsky.social for this magic

I salute all my colleagues who work with offenders because it's not only really difficult work that can challenge your values but it's also *incredibly* difficult to drum up support & resources. "Why should we give $$ to child molesters?!" But the reality is, we need these programs to keep us safe.

Da warm come bak Dere's sno no mor I hops outside A happy RAWRR! In dirt I roll In garden too I wear my paynt Den make a poo #CheddarPoetry #DaWarmBeBak #SunbeamBak #IHasHappy #IRollAwoundEberyware #WarryerPaynt #OutsidePoopys

So here’s my thing. I take dill pickle sunflower seeds, black pepper sunflower seeds, and spicy sweet chilli sunflower seeds and mix’em up. Tastee.