Clootie being a paperweight for some of @brianuno.bsky.social 's coffee-dyed paper.

Can #catbellysunday be a thing?

Oh gawd. This image is as horrible as Ann Coulter and Bill Maher having sex.

Sumtimes mama twies to eat And she not eben tell Yet I noe wen she got noms Cuz I can always smell Fweshy bun wif farty cheez Befor she bites, I's dere I mew and gibs a cutey face And makes shur dat she share! #CheddarPoetry #CheezSammich #SharingImportint #OffishilNomTaster

Please send this around. I have been without medication for two weeks and I was half dosing before that to get by. I've raised $180 out of $400 and I'm so grateful. Im worried my levels are getting dangerously low, please help 🖤🖤🖤 CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

I may have burned my mouth. I can’t tell. Pain and all my fucks have disappeared. So yummy.

Mark Carney watches Wall Street like everyone watches porn.

Jalapenoh and creamity cream cheese. 🤤

When the valium and codeine hit at the same time. 🥴🫪

New research suggests the fuzzy insects may be capable of spontaneously solving problems the way animals with much larger brains do. n.pr/4e2XOEp

Fuck. I got ketchup in my beard.

I know I’ve said this before, but the writing on Superstore is amazing. The ensemble grows, the jokes are both subtle and impactful, and they were not afraid of talking of touchy subjects with definitive support for the underclass.

Not gonna lie, I thought Pride Month would give my trans-led epic sci-fantasy a bit of a boost. Hasn’t happened yet. Still proud of the book. Still proud to be a queer author. Still not shutting up about it. 👀 a.co/d/058M7YLu #PrideMonth #QueerBooks #LGBTQBooks #IndieAuthor #FantasyBooks

big blankie time

#caturday is all right for fighting—even a cat slap flight.

Residential School Denial is a Hate crime. Amend the bill. Apologise for past transgression. Avoid performative grand gestures. And, build positive relations with the First People not for the good of the economy, but for the good of the country #CanadaStrong #elbowsup www.aptnnews.ca/featured/can...

call that a stunning revelation

AMERICAN COMEDY: It’s funny because they “tell it like it is” but also there’s always an underlying optimism BRITISH COMEDY: It’s funny because it’s sardonic and pessimistic, but self-deprecating CANADIAN COMEDY: I have no fucking idea why this is funny but it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

the Department of Unsubtle Metaphors keeps delivering bangers

We’ve hit the point where satire just feels like you’re putting suggestions in the suggestion box…

Shrimp in a bowl: #happycat #cats

I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.

Bartender: I have never seen anyone in my life pound Diet Coke like that me: I was raised Mormon so Bartender: I see, I see

Mama's hed It weally hurts I not fink dat be fair I makes shur She gets lots purrs For her, I always dere #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #ITakesGoodCareOfDaMama

A List of Things Eaten by Scientists 🧵

Unfortunately correct

Do you hear the kitties sing? Singing the song of angry meows It is the story of a bowl That's not as full as it allows Even if there's still food there Or if my tummy doesn't growl If I see bottom I don't care And I'm gonna yowl

People have asked us about the screw worm situation, and we tell them "Food is one place where we don't gamble." All the same, maybe order the fish.

Concert in the park starts in one hour featuring the musical stylings of Simp Bizkit: a furry tribute band to Limp Bizkit.

I asked Perry if he wanted to cuddle, and he said yes. Then I said I just had to hit the bathroom. So he hit the litterbox. 😂 Now we snuggled up.

Xavier Becerra (& frankly all democrats), stop the (at best) mealymouthed nonsense and just say Trans Rights out loud, w/ your whole chest, & mean it. Like… don't Just drop your anchors & stop letting republican propaganda drift you to the right; start Actively Pushing in the other damn direction.

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cw: death The little girls who lived with me for a year, and who I am an unofficial auntie for, lost their big cousin today. She had been doing really well and then she relapsed. The family needs help with funeral costs. Please help if you can. Cashapp: $LanceChicoCampbell Venmo: @autumnjoyc

Oh yeah! Happy Ronald Reagan Died Day

The Ojibwe spirit horse is the only Indigenous horse breed in Canada and after 11 months of pregnancy, two new foals have been born in Winnipeg.

A fuck knuckle who can gargle pouch of unwashed scrotes covered in pustules, but more importantly, A FUCKING NAZI.

Increasingly, the very best possible reading of Platner is that he is a profoundly violent, profoundly creepy, and profoundly misogynist idiot. Completely incurious and not a single hint that he has any theory of mind at all. I dunno, seems disqualifying.

Good reminder that if you are making lists of books to read for Pride the vast majority should be Queer Authors. I understand and appreciate that cishet authors have been in many cases peoples first experiences w/ Queer characters, however, we aren't celebrating ally month are we?

If this happens we find their CEOs and execs and <redacted>.

MPP 🤝 AD19 Two Canadian legends linked up before Canada’s friendly against Ireland. (via: CANMNT / X) #CANMNT #FIFAWorldCup

“Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote

Earlier today, environmental activists were in Ottawa to celebrate the launch of a new non-profit that will be studying moose populations in Anishinabe territories in Ontario and Quebec.

I would never advocate for violence, but if people were violent ands wanted to be violent towards billionaires— they’d better do it before they move to their private islands with the bunkers and fully integrated infrastructure…

the electric eel is the conductor

“it is always wrong to assault & domestically abuse women”

Anybody else here singing their food while they cook it like Bob? Just me OK.