P-Minus 42 days: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Gender, the Sexuality, and Everything

You can donate your old Christmas trees to the zoo and our goats will eat them. They hate Christmas that much.

this is why I can never log off

Federal judge blocks ICE from arresting immigrants who show up for court appointments in Northern California

My industry hottake is that creators w/ more following should be sharing their audience w/ smaller creators by reposting their media. THAT'S how to support your community as a sex worker

Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children

TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/

Since Mark Cuban is still saying universal healthcare is impossible, here’s how to do it in 4 simple steps:

Mark Cuban making Charles Dickens look like the world's biggest sap by spending his Christmas Eve lecturing anonymous randos on why poors don't deserve healthcare

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Edible has been taken. Happy whatevers.

We The People NYC first Xmas distro ft. Crackhead Barney as “Nigga Claus”

"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."

I introduced the kiddos to the phrase "rootin' tootin' good time", which they interpreted as "farts", so now everyone is running around shouting "ROOTIN TOOTIN!!!", making fart noises and giggling

Again, I ask, have you folx never had paralyzers? Coke, milk, and tequila or vodka.

whatever you do, don’t watch this

My daily work pay is still messed up & with back to back holidays, there's an even longer delay. I'm dealing with constant harassment from my kid's dad, amongst various other things so if anyone is able/wants to help a bit towards stuff I gotta pay: $danirockasota V: djamiempls Merry holidays😂

A twee of cheez All cute and big A baby twee Dat made of Fig Togeber, cute And wishing yoo A hammy catmiss Wifout poo #CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops

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When you visit family for the holidays and tell them about Bluesky being so awesome, make sure you show them this post as proof

I’d murder for some chocolate almonds.

Damnit I burnt my mouth on my chicken.

Gaiz! It’s Wednesday!

Too many lives are in shambles. This senseless war must end. Please, whether you believe our animals are visited by "Santa Paws" or "Santa Claws," stop feuding.

something in my fridge smells SO BAD and I, for one, will not be digging to find out what

This Christmas, I think it’s important to make your racist and transphobic family members cry at the table.

the computer i want is 3.7k and i am slowly saving up for it but if anyone needs a lil custom vid to pick them up, im still always available for customs <3 just hit me up and reply here because i am not gonna open up my dms im… im not strong enough to open my dms LOL

"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life

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My family made the mistake of turning on ridiculousness and were almost immediately treated to a rant about why people who use any gift giving occasion as a chance to pull a prank on their children deserve to be dropped in a home and forgotten when they’re old.

I wish we lived in a country where guys who look like Christmas hams left under the warming lights for too long didn't need to be lectured on why sexual predators are bad.

A French mouse riding a lobster to bring you all festive wishes of peace, joy, health and happiness. I couldn't ask for anything more.

xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread

Russell Brand is a piece of shit?! Serially?!

if mary and joseph set off to bethlehem today they'd cross 15 israeli checkpoints and a 30ft wall

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

A good bluesky post is like porn, in that it's hard to define, but you know it when you see it. also sometimes it's porn

The tipping and tapping on top of the roof, The swish of a sleigh and the stomp of a hoof, As the squeals and the snorts echo out through the night We know that the Hogfather's started his flight.

Say, "There's food for the table, and fuel for the fire, And good will for all, from the serf to the squire. Remember the Hogfather, welcome him in, And we promise the summer will come back again." Happy Hogswatch, everybody.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Crocheted Christmas tree, Medelim, Portugal, created by 50 female textile artists who came together from all over the country for the project #WomensArt #ChristmasEve 🎄 ❄️

I had celery as a snack last night. Still picking it out of my teeth dagnabbit.

Trump bragged on the Howard Stern Show about going into the dressing rooms of teenage pageant contestants while they were undressing so he could leer at their naked bodies, many of whom were underage

Sir John A. Macdonald was the architect of Indigenous genocide in Canada. Rebelling against controversial historical figures is merely re-evaluating history. For too long we have whitewashed the sins of our founding fathers. A reckoning was owed, and still is. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I love puffed wheat squares.