AT THE HOSPITAL! Here’s hoping I get to hear some of you this year❤️

Less than 8 hours to surgery. 😮‍💨

My mouth got my into trouble again. Can’t we all just agree that some of us love a lot of people and not get weird about it?

This is just an incredible passage capped off by "Hanging out with Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick" lmaoooo

I think the most agregious shit about AI is the fact theyre just rebranding shit as AI when its been around forever and NOT AI

Help Eslam's family make it.

I desperately want to visit the Appalachians to round out a year of study meant to go into this book— Why is money so hard?

Disabled and chronically ill lgbtqia+ person in immediate need of assistance! My roommate has applied for over 900 jobs and I am unable to work at all. We are in serious danger of being unhoused! www.gofundme.com/f/jcjse7-kee...

Make Steve Bannon Go To Prison Again

I’m stuck in the back of the car with my children as they perform Hamilton. I could use a blunt object to my right temple, please.

I have a whole lot of completed books to keep sitting on them. I'm torn between waiting for the publisher I've chosen to have time for me, and tossing them from the 30th floor of a high-rise onto the street below like hundred-dollar bills rescued from the vault of a greedy ceo in a movie.

lingerie photo? I think I will...

This bot account's first block was to block the real Stop Cop City account.

@blacktrantx.bsky.social, an account associated with the scam, blocked us.

Ok, since this has come up four times in the last three days: REPUTABLE LITERARY AGENTS WILL NOT CHARGE YOU MONEY. IF A LITERARY AGENT WANTS TO CHARGE YOU FOR AN "EXPEDITED ACCESS PACKAGE" THIS IS A SCAM.

you think you’re too fucking good to have intense snd unresolvable feelings for another person for a handful of weeks and then have it fizzle out? you’re too fucking precious to dance on the razors edge of fate? excellent, enjoy the pasta salad at olive garden you dickhead

Mark Cuban exemplifies my image of wealthy techbros as "a dumbass who tripped and fell into a pit of money and think that makes them a generational genius"

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Four hours until the storms return. This is the window to get them inside.

Yall. You knocked it out of the park and met three rent appeals. We have just ONE rent deadline left for single mom Maha, and my family is matching the next 200 for it. 🩷 What a lovely way you can help this Christmas! Give and be doubled. Rent due Monday, 438/800: chuffed.org/project/savi...

please help with this cus i can't be on here all day and still accomplish my goals..

i published SIXTEEN journalism pieces this year, all written through an academic and poetic lens FREE AND ZERO ADVERTISEMENTS TOO please send tips to help me with my rent, groceries, cat/dog food 🔗 linktr.ee/junostump 🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail ko-fi.com/junostump

Mark Cuban is my only hate follow but I think I’m giving him up for New Years because JESUS CHRIST, MAN

I'm not asking you to read our books (but I think they're awesome) or respect how we write (but you don't need to tell me to my face that you have bad taste), but I am asking you to think about us as colleagues who are going to get hit by the shit first, and to give a fuck when it happens to us.

So I am going to say something about romance as a genre. A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>. This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.

My family made the mistake of turning on ridiculousness and were almost immediately treated to a rant about why people who use any gift giving occasion as a chance to pull a prank on their children deserve to be dropped in a home and forgotten when they’re old.

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GHOULS

New lippy and getting back to pink hair (it’s a work in progress)

There’s a thread going around about bad writing advice and it’s a reminder why I call my work-in-progress comics writing series “How I Make Comics.” Here’s part one, btw: www.patreon.com/posts/144469... 1/?

Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

Good morning, would someone please come make me coffee? It just sounds nice to be taken care of. I don’t remember that sensation. Moms everywhere be “don’t get me anything, just do some laundry and make me lunch”

Very badly need this. This Facing eviction shit is so stressful. Pleather share or donate if you can ☀️☀️☀️☀️

As i wrote back when this story first broke www.readtpa.com/p/same-scrip...

Hey, wonderful people. I have 3 books ready to cover & release in the next few months, & I need to buy covers to get them to y'all. Please consider tossing a coin to your witch(er) to help me bring you a cozy mystery, a tale of haunted dolls, & my first cowritten horror novella!

looking for a terrible last minute gift get a cameo from your favorite moron, me, sid

In case you're unclear on what JD Vance is trying to do here maybe it will help to recall Italian writer Ignazio Silone's 1938 description of what fascism is: “Fascism is a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.”

Check out this excellent writer who is being delisted elsewhere!

🚨 #Urgent #SignalBoost #Help #HelpSky #MutualAid #Shelter 🏠 💕💸 hey y'all sorry for the worry but im okay for now 🙏🏼 plus i get paid wednesday so i just need to make it one more night tomorrow please help if ya can? $200 by morning for room links in bio thanks y'all 🙏💕

Hey, wonderful people. I have 3 books ready to cover & release in the next few months, & I need to buy covers to get them to y'all. Please consider tossing a coin to your witch(er) to help me bring you a cozy mystery, a tale of haunted dolls, & my first cowritten horror novella!

Can we get my friend to a place of safety for this season? They’ve been so kind to me and helped me fund my creative projects in the past with their fabulous video work.