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she/they, 29, new england, minors DNI 🔞
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smoking weed until i forget we have a government
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first thing i’ve written in years. essentially getting a baseline before trying to teach myself the craft
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on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria
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about 23 hours ago
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making good points in the good points chat
about 4 hours ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 4 hours ago
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i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
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about 15 hours ago
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Jake_Vig
about 11 hours ago
Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
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like who the fuck yells out a car window at a random person just to say something mean
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about 11 hours ago
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to the man who just scared the living shit out of me while i was outside with my dog by yelling “hey! your dog is cuter than you!”: i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
about 11 hours ago
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT
about 12 hours ago
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Jerry Chen
about 13 hours ago
...is there a lord marmalade?
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btw the guy who i’m asking on a date this week is the person who inspired me to start writing again; i help out in one of his classes as an ed tech and he’s a *fantastic* english teacher
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about 13 hours ago
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JP Acosta
about 13 hours ago
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gonna be rehearsing “hey [redacted]! i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and chat more?” in my head compulsively for the next 45 hours
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about 14 hours ago
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i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
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about 15 hours ago
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“hey i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and continue the conversation?” IS THIS ANYTHING CHAT
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about 16 hours ago
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thinking about my crush too much, might watch newsies as a palate cleanser
about 16 hours ago
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Micah
about 16 hours ago
I feel like I can get a lot of interesting football content here from people who know what they’re talking about! it’s great!
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hautes mad [x24]
4 days ago
this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw
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energy drink, chocolate chip muffin, and ibuprofen for lunch
about 16 hours ago
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tips for asking a coworker on a date that won’t get me fired
about 16 hours ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
1 day ago
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
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Jordan!
about 17 hours ago
Also coming from this from the weed end: switch to a dry herb vape like a Mighty or a Arizer or a Pax. Dab pens are so whack on your tolerance and can be really awful for your throat or lungs. Disposables are also so rough on you
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆
over 2 years ago
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YOU DUMB FUCKS HAD ALL THE POWER FOR ONCE
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about 19 hours ago
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“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”
about 22 hours ago
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Prisonculture
about 18 hours ago
I don't actually care if Schumer resigns. The whole Senate Democratic Caucus is terrible. All of them.
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can’t wait to discuss this with my giants fan budtender
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about 18 hours ago
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i think the pats have a legitimate shot at a perfect second half of the season i am the most hopefully delusional pats fan you’ll meet, and i never ever thought we’d be here by midseason
about 18 hours ago
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i feel like firing a head coach mid-season is one of the wildest moves you can make in the NFL, like no matter who you bring in there are always gonna be downsides to that decision
about 18 hours ago
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cedar longpenis
about 19 hours ago
if i was suckin on a chili dog at the tastee freeze 9/11 wouldn’t have gone down like that
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YOU DUMB FUCKS HAD ALL THE POWER FOR ONCE
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about 19 hours ago
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a mid-morning nap has been a beautiful hallmark of this 4 day weekend
about 21 hours ago
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ACTupper
about 21 hours ago
Chuck the Schmuck
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chuck schumer more like chuck loser
about 21 hours ago
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my caffeine addiction has reached “intense ocular headache from withdrawals 3 hours after waking”
about 21 hours ago
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there should be drive thrus for ibuprofen
about 21 hours ago
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“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”
about 22 hours ago
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illumi
1 day ago
You can say I lost our “leverage.” You can say I have no “morals.” But what you can’t say is “Schumer sells sea shells by the sea shore.” It’s too hard. And it’s simply not true.
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if the democrats were a sports team the fans would have burned down the stadium by now
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on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria
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about 23 hours ago
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i’m gonna squirt (cry)
1 day ago
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Transphobes Can't Read
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first thing i’ve written in years. essentially getting a baseline before trying to teach myself the craft
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1 day ago
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if the democrats were a sports team the fans would have burned down the stadium by now
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chelsea bridge 🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
i would like to hear one substantial, serious argument that says it is immoral for politicians who don't support free healthcare for everyone to be put in guillotines.
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one of them juleses
1 day ago
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i have no faith left in our elected officials. they just don’t care about us.
1 day ago
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Bill Amend
1 day ago
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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i have a couple ideas but if you have any good prompts pls lmk! having restrictions really helps me be creative
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1 day ago
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i think i’m gonna try to work on writing a poem tonight
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