happy sunday, here’s my favorite poem:

lowkey can i bear your children

the dolphins and commanders are doing a great job convincing spanish people that the only way you can score points in american football is via field goal

i’m a lot like don draper in that when i start to get an idea i immediately take a 2 hour nap, wake up and nurse my nicotine addiction until i’m dizzy, and then finally start writing

if bluesky was a middle school i would post “67” and it would get one billion likes

thank god i work with the guy i’m seeing because he’s not a big texter so i would literally die of attention starvation in these 5 days before our next date

the guy i’m seeing gave me a poetry prompt for the weekend to imitate “In my next life let me be a tomato” by Natasha Rao here’s what i have so far for “In my next life let me be a song”

one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have

lowkey can i bear your children

multi-drug resistant woke mind virus

happy sunday, here’s my favorite poem:

the guy i’m seeing gave me a poetry prompt for the weekend to imitate “In my next life let me be a tomato” by Natasha Rao here’s what i have so far for “In my next life let me be a song”

if bluesky was a middle school i would post “67” and it would get one billion likes

orange chickie for dinnor:)

ask not for whom the mambo fives

The number of times my kids have shouted 6-7 while im teaching would shock anyone who doesnt teach middle school

the first mambo was too powerful. not fit to be performed by the public. the second mambo was even worse. it took them several iterations to create a suitable mambo

having nice long adult conversation on a friday afternoon is so refreshing after a week of 67 skibidi sigma rizz with my middle schoolers

literally me right now laying in bed listening to a taylor swift love song playlist and thinking about my crush

more poetry, now featuring intense yearning

so yeah i wrote about how i wanna fuck him anyway in a poem that i absolutely cannot show him at work

having a crush is so funny because mentally i’m going back and forth between “i want to have quaint and cozy little coffee dates on rainy days discussing poetry” and “i wanna shove my titties in his mouth while i ride him like a bike”

we fell for each other by watching the ways we teach and interact with kids, how beautiful is that

is it not the cutest thing ever that my crush and i developed feelings for each other because i push into his english class as an ed tech

FILL THE STEINS FOR DEAR OLD MAINE 💙

ggs @lizzzard.bsky.social umaine is going to be real spooky next year

so yeah i wrote about how i wanna fuck him anyway in a poem that i absolutely cannot show him at work

me when he likes me back

me when i get to tell him i hope he had a good weekend tomorrow night

me when my crush told me he enjoyed hearing me sing in the car

join my roving comedy troupe, vehicular man laughter

question for the bluesky elders: does anyone else have a bestie from the 2023 days who you still talk to every day and are very close with?

we are competitive about being bluesky’s #1 bestieship

or did we win?

more poetry, now featuring intense yearning

topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed

ending a sentence with a preposition as the first step to fighting god

question for the bluesky elders: does anyone else have a bestie from the 2023 days who you still talk to every day and are very close with?

me when my crush told me he enjoyed hearing me sing in the car

me when i get to tell him i hope he had a good weekend tomorrow night

BPD tendencies go so hard after a first date lol i’m in the trenches guys i’m holding off on texting him until tomorrow night but i wanna ask him to hang out again tonight so bad

is it not the cutest thing ever that my crush and i developed feelings for each other because i push into his english class as an ed tech

having a crush is so funny because mentally i’m going back and forth between “i want to have quaint and cozy little coffee dates on rainy days discussing poetry” and “i wanna shove my titties in his mouth while i ride him like a bike”

me when he likes me back

truly one of the best human experiences is finding out your romantic feelings are reciprocated

so yeah i may need to get a second secret poetry journal so i can write about how much i wanna fuck my mentor

i keep trying to read my book but i can’t absorb anything because i just start reliving this incredible date over and over again and dreaming of all the possibilities in our future. i am so hopelessly down bad for this english teacher

guys i had the best afternoon with him <3 we looked at books at goodwill, went to a café and talked about poetry, and went to the public library and browsed more books (which included lots of time in the children’s section taking a lovely trip down memory lane sharing our favorite childhood books)

so yeah i may need to get a second secret poetry journal so i can write about how much i wanna fuck my mentor

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