first thing i’ve written in years. essentially getting a baseline before trying to teach myself the craft

on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria

making good points in the good points chat

i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat

Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.

like who the fuck yells out a car window at a random person just to say something mean

to the man who just scared the living shit out of me while i was outside with my dog by yelling “hey! your dog is cuter than you!”: i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT

...is there a lord marmalade?

btw the guy who i’m asking on a date this week is the person who inspired me to start writing again; i help out in one of his classes as an ed tech and he’s a *fantastic* english teacher

gonna be rehearsing “hey [redacted]! i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and chat more?” in my head compulsively for the next 45 hours

i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat

“hey i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and continue the conversation?” IS THIS ANYTHING CHAT

thinking about my crush too much, might watch newsies as a palate cleanser

I feel like I can get a lot of interesting football content here from people who know what they’re talking about! it’s great!

this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw

energy drink, chocolate chip muffin, and ibuprofen for lunch

tips for asking a coworker on a date that won’t get me fired

humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague

Also coming from this from the weed end: switch to a dry herb vape like a Mighty or a Arizer or a Pax. Dab pens are so whack on your tolerance and can be really awful for your throat or lungs. Disposables are also so rough on you

YOU DUMB FUCKS HAD ALL THE POWER FOR ONCE

“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”

I don't actually care if Schumer resigns. The whole Senate Democratic Caucus is terrible. All of them.

can’t wait to discuss this with my giants fan budtender

i think the pats have a legitimate shot at a perfect second half of the season i am the most hopefully delusional pats fan you’ll meet, and i never ever thought we’d be here by midseason

i feel like firing a head coach mid-season is one of the wildest moves you can make in the NFL, like no matter who you bring in there are always gonna be downsides to that decision

if i was suckin on a chili dog at the tastee freeze 9/11 wouldn’t have gone down like that

YOU DUMB FUCKS HAD ALL THE POWER FOR ONCE

a mid-morning nap has been a beautiful hallmark of this 4 day weekend

Chuck the Schmuck

chuck schumer more like chuck loser

my caffeine addiction has reached “intense ocular headache from withdrawals 3 hours after waking”

there should be drive thrus for ibuprofen

“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”

You can say I lost our “leverage.” You can say I have no “morals.” But what you can’t say is “Schumer sells sea shells by the sea shore.” It’s too hard. And it’s simply not true.

if the democrats were a sports team the fans would have burned down the stadium by now

on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria

i’m gonna squirt (cry)

gn

first thing i’ve written in years. essentially getting a baseline before trying to teach myself the craft

if the democrats were a sports team the fans would have burned down the stadium by now

i would like to hear one substantial, serious argument that says it is immoral for politicians who don't support free healthcare for everyone to be put in guillotines.

i have no faith left in our elected officials. they just don’t care about us.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

i have a couple ideas but if you have any good prompts pls lmk! having restrictions really helps me be creative

i think i’m gonna try to work on writing a poem tonight