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80 game bid for Rojas has to improve the Phillies’ pennant odds

Ayatollah W. Khamenei

[Dan Baker PA voice] PHILLIES fans. before we introduce TONIGHT'S. starting lineups. the Phillies, together with CP Rankin, would like to remind you that this game takes place on the ancestral lands of the LENNNIIIIIIIIIII - LENAAPPPEEEEEEEEEE

Cis people never show the slightest love to effeminate men or butch women, except when someone wants to transition, and then suddenly they just love them.

Trevor Bauer has announced he will compete in the World Baseball Classic on a special provisional squad

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.

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THATS WHAT VLADAR’S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE!!?!?!????

THE FLYERS

pretty confident that if our own government bombed, say, Philadelphia, we'd just kind forget about it after a couple more Rocky movies

FLYERS WIN (SO) WE ARE SO BACK

ZIGGY MY LOVE FLYERS ARE SO BACK

the great travesty 😍

Reminder if you are not Mormon do not say jorking it

NOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH CAAAAAAATEEEEEEES

I'm not your damn wire service you fucking creep.

Vaxxed?

Sorry but I'll always laugh at these Unlike history, the Fukuyama jokes will never end

Its probably good theres a language barrier cause if my cat knew I would kill and die for her she'd probably take me up on it.

rise and grind let's make some deals

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West Virginia is why we have Union and workers rights never forget about it

“haha i support trans rights!” says the liberal do you support trans healthcare? all of it? do you support the transitioning of children? do you support legal protection for trans people? even the ones you don’t like? or do you just have a niece you misgender but “want him—her to be happy”

also, what are you gonna DO about it? are you going to repeat shibboleths into an echo chamber or are you going to stand up to someone of consequence? or is your fucking support going to stop at “trans rights, but these wackos on the internet need to quiet down”

it made sense at a point but as time has gone on “trans rights” has become too vague of a thing to support to be useful. which ones? under which circumstances? too many get to say “trans rights” when what they mean is “let the freaks live as long as i don’t see them and they don’t talk to my kids”

TK!!!!!!

You will always have more in common with the 85 murdered Iranian schoolgirls than the architects of their murder

anyway, nothing will change until the western world sees brown people as human

huge day for beautiful sad women and their 40 year old boyfriends

[cis person seeing an upset trans woman in the wake of the 13451345982nd consecutive daily genocidal trans news] how dare this deranged tranny freak they they they freak they person non-woman say something mean about me? everyone kill them right now

i’m just fucking tired of y’all telling my sisters and i that we should shut up and die

a flock of trans women is called a sorry

The program is slated to go through just before Labor Day for now. "We want people to appreciate the museum for what it has been, not for the drama and conflict," said its CEO.

i’m sorry that our misery at being removed from public existence is harshing your vibe

telling my kids this is elle woods

im officially a kyle backhus guy

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

trying to fuck an autistic guy so i refer to my pussy as a "liminal space"

Everyone should care about something as much as baseball beat writers care about the last spot in a team's bullpen.

[trans woman sex worker posting an explicit photo] like what you see? 😘 new video on all the usual places 😇💞 [guy who doesn't know that he is going to transition within three years] you are so Beautiful. i am in awe of your courage and bravery every day that you can be your true self thank you xoxo

MEECH IN OT GOD IS GOOD

can i get a loan against the prize to buy cocaine?

ZIGGY MY LOVE