Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon

Bryson Stott has raised his OPS 87 points so far in May

power hitter bryson stott

this man could never be taryn

this mormon loves me

ahhh so close

oh thank fuck now itll be soooo much easier to identify people i dont respect

fuckkkkkk

the boys are hungry

loser point secure?

tech companies used to be called like “Babinko!” and now they’re all called “Porch”

obligatory

GET OFF OUR GOALIE

I think my brain is broken but I will never see Jacob Elordi’s name and not think he’s an outfielder for the Red Sox.

he was pushing him off??????

FUUUUUUUUCK

an all time great baseball TV moment

Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early https://theonion.com/met-gala-ends-abruptly-after-anna-wintours-parents-get-home-early/

goalies are the trans women of hockey i think

he means so much to me

hot take: it should be a capital offense to air the same ad twice in one broadcast

Its Rainin’ (Too Many) Men is this anything???

how philly fans talk when the team is winning:

HOW MUCH MAN IS IN THIS GAME???????

at this point the shots score is comedy

Another Jewish Space Laser from Stubbs.

shtubbayyy

[inarticulate Philadelphia noises]

shet

bryce actually got the secondary assist on the coots goal

bryce hitting dingers while we all look at our ice boys

MANDATE OF HEAVEN ANYBODY??? MANDATE OF HEAVEN MAYBE???

COOTSIE COOTSIE

Jamie's better

flyers in 5

JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRYSDAAAAAALE

bump - barkey - martone line making me feel thingd

is ruben giving his advice to how to develop the rookie aaron nola’s arsenal right now??

not by my own volition, i fear i believe in the flyers

rolling into the Met Gala

FUCK britta curl

i think i hauve covid

WOW +/- is a useless fucking stat lol

strange thing about passing is that cis people just do not care about the same things trans people care about. like on god i dont think any cis person has ever paid attention to another persons adams apple