Well, Brazil is up by so much we are onto the cheesesteak discussion.

making the british guy do the specifically american, us-loving version of commentary

i thought it said ted and got excited that there was a guy called ted cruz in the league

a bit rude of the guy to say that the union player is at home at the linc

the american league isnt even real man its fake

can someone explain the context behind the “zlatan is egomaniacal” bit they all seem to be doing

why are a bunch of the brazilian players named like cher and or madonna

aah!

EAGLES CHANTS??

THEYRE PLAYING MR BRIGHTSIDE AT THE PATS STADIUM!!!!

thanks for waiting sluts, we’ve arrived

can someone explain the context behind the “zlatan is egomaniacal” bit they all seem to be doing

im gonna get colossally high just you wait sluts

that was quick

wait are they in foxboro but calling it boston? lol

i can tell im aging because i just laughed at a john oliver clip

cmon bryce

just discovered; phils can no longer hurt me today

everything i have learned about ben davis’s body i have learned against my will

explain your @ i am amy

i would pay $100 for this

home run derby concept only the mascots participate

Do you know what Jesus said to the teamsters? Don’t you guys do anything till I get back

sometimes i wish this bot would break like the flyers bot

Besides the point, but why is he using the Always Sunny episode format?

this is obviously beside the point but: why are they doing graphic design for a rape gang inquiry?

I wish there was a "non-binary but I have a job" option.

FOR THE LAST TIME: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG FOR THE PHILLIES TO HIRE ME?! I WOULD NEVER ALLOW DELAYS ON IDEAS LIKE THIS 🍑🍑🍑

blooper sneak diss

The Esther Ghey thing is a reminder that the only people who will remember a trans woman as she was in life are other trans people. Whether it's deadnaming at the funeral or on the gravestone or lying to themselves and an entire country about the cause of her death, it's the same type of disrespect.

you can be both not evil and accidentally do something bad that's worth calling out. it should actually be more normal for that to be the case so people don't get wildly defensive every time

is t the new zealand soccer team called the all-whites

yall remember when tom lehrer was in the crossword a few days ago?

that indeed ad did not advertise a single feature of indeed, or even indicate what indeed is

taryn would have made me want that sandwich

hairrrr????

little children! they arw hitting!!

Have YOU 🫵 voted for Marsh today???

First Hit ✅ First Home Run ✅ First Standing Ovation ✅ Gabriel Rincones Jr. is already having an unforgettable night!

Gonna encourage you to become a prospect sicko. Lot of yearning about 19 year-old dudes to become their best selves.

ALL TIME KRUK SENTENCE: “So I just started watching Love is Blind: Italy.”

matt gelb can be such a diva sometimes and its why i love him

THE KID THE KID THE KID IS HERE