the dog is actually throwing up now fuck my life. I've had 5 hours of sleep, I'm not dealing with this now. I'd ignore him fully and leave him in the living room alone if his skittering sounds weren't loud enough to wake the dead

burning out not because my job is hard but because the internet has driven me mad.

the dog keeps waking me up from my dreams about the dog puking everywhere. this is getting out of fucking hand

typical sloppy head enjoyer complaints include woe is me I am too: -hot -fit -healthy -smart -funny -loved

my Fitbit thinks I'm not pushing myself hard enough cause even pretty heavy exercise doesn't raise my heartbeat out of the moderate zone. I'm sorry for having been a hyper fit cyclist type once ok?? I'm lucky if I get it over 130 tbh, stop bullying me

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover with big naturals

getting into genealogy for the purposes of collecting as many passports as humanly possible

In other, more interesting news, my mum has stopped deadnaming and misgendering me after 5 years and relations seem to be normalising, which is not something I'd ever expected to happen in this lifetime. Unfortunately I can't think about it too much or my mascara will run

sitting in my paper towel and toothpick home, ignoring the pain in my chest so I don't have to climb the fifteen steps on the ladder into my ford F-350000 to go to the hospital, mocking the euroids on bsky when something catches my eye that I've never heard of: "hey siri what's the marshall plan"

So funny thing but I I don't have the vote in germany

Given certain discourse that's been had on here, I can't wait to see the controversy over this name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ana...

Seeing lots of leftists americans talking about geopolitics and IR and getting very, very upset by how they know nothing and understand less. I simply don't think you can have a coherent leftist ideology without understanding at least some of how current-day international politics works.

Not All Citizens Of A Nation-state

started on reading my third book of the year so far. unparalleled year for media consumption, apparently

it's actually transphobic of you not to get angry at me for every little thing I post. I'm literally trying my best to piss off everyone around me and you're not being wildly awful to me for the most minor infractions? What do you think I am, a MAN?

if I had big tits I would use them for evil

In what can only be described as a stroke of sheer genius I've now convinced at least five people in their mid to late 20s to watch Frances Ha and here I am, laughing at them from the much wiser perspective of my late 30s

there should be more slurs for the kind of awful person I am tbqh

can't scroll through Instagram without seeing spirited defences of a variety of things from sexual assault to fraud from transfluencers on there today. makes you really proud to be part of a thoroughly unproblematic community with healthy power dynamics tbh

Think I'll try the aella shower routine this year, as a treat to all the girlstink enjoyers out there

I feel like we should bring back themed days to the skyline like titty tuesday, wagon wednesday, passoid thursday like the good old days

"wow the Belgians have such erudite leaders". YOU ARE SAYING THIS ABOUT FLEMISH NATIONALIST BORIS JOHNSON. PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE

I went to bed at 9AM today, a sign that all is well with me, clearly.

if at any point you start to think that de Wever is smart and capable, know that he's one of the monsters he's talking about. Last month he fucked up the Euroclear situation on the basis that Switzerland got to keep banking neutrality during WW2. he's as fascist as Meloni or Orban.

girlies, remember even though the world is circling the drain, you still need to clean your make up brushes. in fact now more than ever. i'm begging you. i think they have been colonised by necrotising fasciitis.

I wish I had the unearned confidence of an American. they really are the cishet men of nations

don't know about all of you lot but I couldn't be less worried about the fate of Greenland and the great American threat tbh. sucks for the Greenlanders but at least the polar bears will have a good time eating GIs

watched 5 movies in two days, another ten on my to watch list for this week. truly I have been undone by the cinematic dark arts

I watched the favourite today and now all I want in life is more frilly dresses with bodices and corsets

the Corbyn era end NATO movement looking surprisingly prescient in 2026. Couple that with a PM who is afraid to even make the mildest of statements in terms of foreign policy and it's definitely starting to look like the labour right were just projecting their own insecurities all along. The irony

Cinephile (derogatory)

He's never gonna fuck you, Keir

RT if you're tired

being trans is so great cause we can have multiple existential crises per week and somehow continue to function, mostly cause that's literally just an average tuesday

hey does anyone know anything about closing boxes? asking for pandora

Utterly BEGGING other trans people to think before posting shit from twitter, the right wing press, terf accounts on here and general anti-trans content. YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR "EDUCATING" US WE HAVE ACCESS TO THE SAME INFORMATION AS YOU YOUR SHIT TAKES ARE NOT WHAT WE COME HERE FOR

the thing about dysphoria is that if you don't acknowledge it, it doesn't seem too bad. it's like not opening your letterbox because you have a vague feeling there might be a massive bill in there for you to pay. Can't believe I opened the letterbox and it told me "hi you actually hate your dick"

ugh, I don't know how I'm ever going to get enough money together for GRS, but I need to absolutely start planning for that in the near future so I can maybe if I'm very lucky have a vag by the time I'm 40

Post a car pic you took

there is no longer a Steven universe queer Vs ketamine queer dichotomy. we do now have a people's joker Vs castration movie one though and that's much more interesting

love these old Ibanez guitars, they're like if someone squished a Gibson hummingbird

you can tell when my hormone levels are back where they belong cause I'm able to start the third movie of the day while also not posting about how I'm doomed and the world is ending every five minutes. this is so great and I must never be allowed to dip below about 1400 pmol

I'm actually really toxic (estrogen levels so high it's dangerous to eat me lest you get big naturals)

The more letterboxd reviews I read by other people, the more I'm convinced that nobody understands what film is as a medium anymore. That website was such a mistake for me to ever start using

Why do I like sword & sorcery? The limitless potential of its hodgepodge worlds Its maps are blank, full of liminal spaces Weird mysteries and great wonders lurk around every corner It is the physical space of a dream You engage with it in short bursts, ere that dream crumbles

I just opened an IGN page and it auto redirected me to an AI translated version in Dutch. even the author's name was dutchified. I am going to go insane. 95% of Dutch speakers can read, write and speak English at a C2 level at least. what is the point of that?

casting Abigail thorn in your indie masterpiece is like if jack black suddenly turned up in an adaptation of war and peace.

by the age of 35 you should have: -at least one transmasc friend -at least one non-binary friend -a group chat with other trans women who gas each other up -an entire city's worth of trans women who hate your guts and would rather see you dead

god, I have such takes on the day's discourse and you should be very glad that I've chosen not to post them

can't believe I've spent half a decade running on oestrogen now. It feels like yesterday that I was excitedly tearing open the package of oestrogel and bica ready to start my journey into the complete unknown