read the first 10% of And The Band Played On tonight and I have many thoughts, few of them happy

I think if you sent me back in time to the interbellum i'd install some fun AA batteries around fort eben-emael and simply prevent most the worst horrors of WW2 from ever happening. maybe some landmines on the top as well.

when I cancel someone I cross my arms over my chest and turn around dramatically

you can't make me think about thinking. the kind of strain that'd put on my poor brain might make it epistemicide

can't believe all my friends and loved ones are so thoroughly in denial about my attraction to men simply because I'm "the most lesbian lesbian it's possible to be"

the most underrated aspect of HRT for me was my face changing shape so much that my eyes look a lot bigger than they used to. makes it much easier to get what I want from people

a lot of people have said I'm completely deranged on this topic but I'm happy to announce that I've now reached the point where I could conceivably not shave for a few days and still go outside. lasers are miraculous pain sticks

it's really embarrassing to admit but I don't think I've interacted with a chaser in a while and I miss being able to complain about their weird antics sometimes

istfg if farage rips up settled status and permanent right to remain which gets me deported back to the UK right in time for ID cards to be introduced and used to put trans women in camps I'm going to go on such a rampage. never been angrier about being a British citizen

bluesky is dying cause too few people tell me how hot I am these days (and also other girls I'm sure, I can only speak for myself)

my look is stagnating. I need to experiment more with makeup but I haven't really got any ideas atm

eternal war on mosquitoes kill em all, I don't care if entire ecosystems collapse

v*deo ess*yist

RIP Julius Caesar, you would've loved reddit

trans "theorist" pop history annoys me because it's almost always wishful thinking about past concepts of transness when there's plenty of real sources and accounts to be found that don't rely on bad etymology or downright misinterpretation.

only in this part of Belgium could you find alt pride orgs more milquetoast than the officially sanctioned cis gay pride ones

nothing gets you weird replies like making a single post about the lib Dems, wow

lib Dems always happy to jump on any given right wing bandwagon at a moment's notice. this time it's weird cowardly flag shagging they'd have condemned just a few years ago

I wonder whether I could still do my old daily mountain bike training route if I tried. I should go back at some point to find out what's changed

gonna go grab some chipottel with my good friend aristoatlei

no hangover on Saturday achievement unlocked

reminder that I do occasionally look like this

I used to maintain fighter jets for a living, and I don't understand it either. Nobody does. We figure out pretty quickly what *doesn't* work in aircraft design, but what *does* is a mystery. There's at least 3 foundational theories, they're all mutually contradictory, all used to design fighters.

there is a guy in the lesbian pub with a death in June backpatch and I want to fucking kill him

walk out of our door ready for a night out and immediate get stared at hungrily by a guy driving past in his expensive Audi slightly faster than walking pace

as I wrote this post, news just came out that both the Dutch and Belgian governments have launched similar proposals.

I feel like a lot of the critiques of the antifa terror listing in the US are very silly cause you can absolutely be a terrorist org without leaders or formal membership. what are you even on about? the real critique is that they can just denote anyone they like as a terrorist and will.

I'm sorry but as a fortifications Enjoyer everyone needs a Welsh sea fort

it's always the posts you think are uncontroversial and funny that result in a bunch of people blocking you, but I can only conclude that not hating finnster is my most controversial take in months

forgot to remove last night's makeup, bin men in a hurry to proposition me again today

I just heard someone address the staff in properly aristocratic french at the indie cinema lmao, I guess that is the average Caravaggio enjoyer

welp. Your party has thoroughly solved the mystery of how the most incompetent people on the planet were able to take over so quickly post-corbyn. turns out the left of the party is even worse at the whole politics thing

gonna find out how much estrogen you can inject before overdosing. I'm told there is no LD4 but istfg I'll make my leg twice the normal size if needed

I always tell people when I’m being asked for advice in organizing this. “If you don’t like an idea, tactic, or structure. Throw it out. Get rid of it. I’m telling you what worked for me and my context. If it doesn’t fit your needs. Ditch it.” More of that and less of whatever the fuck is going on

Next time the jazz perverts start their shit at the jam: Hey do you know this standard by Hot Peewee Cystitis? *wanking gestures*

Imagine being a queer org for trans people and trying to involve yourself in personal disagreements with random people which have nothing to do with you as a conciliatory process. Like, what the fuck is wrong with them? I'm allowed to not like people and they're fully allowed to not like me!

I have to get out of my stupid bed to have a stupid walk for my stupid dog's stupid bladder health and then do my excellent shot which will make everything excellent for another excellent week

please help she's posting tits on main again

TIT HORT WHY NO QUIET SHUSHHH

I've seen an SWP sign up sheet at an antifascist event be photographed by a nazi on multiple occasions at this point. it's about keeping the target painted on you as small as possible. if your movement has a GDPR data controller you've gone and fucked up.

I'm once again watching an anime I wish I'd seen years ago now I've seen three episodes. this time: Planetes. so fucking good

kill Hitler? no if I had a time machine I would learn to write perfect karolingian minuscule and then spend a year pretending to be a wandering nun, transcribing the full texts of songs like a bullet with butterfly wings into the margins of texts I know survived or became reused parchment.

i tried explaining to my driving examiner that i don’t need glasses, but the dumbass doesn’t seem to get plato’s allegory of the cave

human pet guy is just socially acceptable Graham Linehan

@onlycans.bsky.social I left the house with dripping wet hair in a massive hurry just now and the late 40s goth mum from nextdoor nodded and smiled at me knowingly, you were so right about about it being a scary woman trait

kill Hitler? no if I had a time machine I would learn to write perfect karolingian minuscule and then spend a year pretending to be a wandering nun, transcribing the full texts of songs like a bullet with butterfly wings into the margins of texts I know survived or became reused parchment.

This site thinks it's extremely online but it's actually full of the sort of people who would have spent the 1950s sneering at TV, and even if you think those people had the right idea that doesn't mean you actually /understand/ what's going on now

my economics teacher from around 2002-2005 made us watch all the Michael Moore films, almost every other teacher I ever had said the far right should be allowed in power just to see what they'd do. our history teacher skipped the Congo lessons because "boring and irrelevant"

dumbing of age commenters get progressively more and more deranged with every new twist. it makes me incredibly happy to see that there's still people out there with so few actual problems in life that they can take a very silly webcomic inordinately seriously