I think we should just go ahead and formally abolish the Senate, because this current thing where they don't do their jobs but draw a paycheck isn't really working for me

I can't let that man get a dub I'm hexing

almost said I didn't like the new American Football out loud narrowly avoiding getting jumped by 46 or 47 year old men drinking high life

I TOLD HIM NOT TO

I keep trying to start The Long Game but reading fanfic instead that's death of the author for real

absolutely jorkin it to the Dave Roberts manager speak in this article wow I love my captain

Exogenous Testosterone doesn't even sound like one of the good steroids

I have to start all my yoga flows in heros pose now bc otherwise Roki will make a home in my lap

if I say something are u guys gonna be mad at me

CONFIRMED: America wins when the San Francisco Giants lose

he needs besitos from me actually before and after the game 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

no tongue that rises against my goth gf will prosper

rokis gonna make me whip out my purse tarot deck I s2g

y'all keep trying to tell me Connor Storrie is this beautiful delicate flower but he wants to remake fucking Bad Lieutenant that's a FREAK dude that's a STONE COLD ROTTEN BOY

wait

@no-flashlight.bsky.social u were right queen

Rōki bump day

I don't feel like I'm ever supposed to experience Shohei from this angle

I told you I'd get him 🤭

if Mercury in retrograde isn't real why is our it guy about to do several murders

so many ppl I would not expect to be on ao3 talking about ao3 being down ....

every spring training they try to make me learn a new man's name, try to tell me he'll be something by August, but they can't fool me, I remember the spring y'all thought Trayce Thompson would be good

I found a hoop earring in the dodger stadium parking lot in like 2022 and it's been my most powerful talisman ever since

RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation

Clayton u look like a the happiest Texas Roadhouse roll alive i'm so happy for u but please if they ask u to pitch I need u to respectfully decline please please

this is why the Yankees lost in 24

I made a letterboxd when I was mad at my bf so I'm pretty sure the top movies are Ms 45 and Anatomy of a Fall and maybe another one about killing m*n maybe I should delete that

PUT A BRA ON DAMN

chat does this duck look like me because I am being told

IF GAVIN STONE ISNT READY FOR OPENING DAY IM GONNA MAKE 9/11 LOOK LIKE RECESS

HES LIKE ONE OF THOSE PINK CIGARETTES

csi enhance

"Where's my hug" ass

James....Yardley...

I've never seen a case of chronic Lights Too Bright as bad as Bobby Miller's and they wanna put him in relief????

I just remembered that during the shoot for this product I put a hidden message for all of us 🤭

everyone tell me your favorite #woke baseball book actually this is mine

Landon Knack....

a book about class struggle and baseball 🥰 but it's about the fucking Mets 🫩

THEY'RE STILL NERFING HIS STATS THAT MAN IS 5'7 AND TWO APPLES

rly should have been born a Medici so I could just be an arts patron and not worry about anything

I would [redacted] the [redacted] out of the [redacted] dehydrate it and do fat rails of it every time I missed him

THEY GOT CONNOR IN THE YSL THIGH HIGHS FOR THE *AFTER PARTY* I'm gonna be SICK

anyway let's talk about this man playing in Freddie's veneer closet

he's hitting the Shane Hollander nasty as hell

is Mumford hot or does he just have a big nose and an accent