just kidding only Yankees-Giants are tomorrow and that does NOT concern me 🖤

Chat is real Madrid the New York Mets of soccer bc is seems extremely Mets coded

see if he hadn't cut his hair this would be hot but he did so now it's just like oh did u smell a bad dodger dog babe?

Hudson Williams throwing out the first pitch at the blue jays home opener being the one thing he could do to not make me wanna [redacted] his [redacted] til he lactates

brad paisley's singing the national anthem so I guess Friday's game is going 37 innings

this is who ya’ll were being mean to yesterday btw

happy TMobile Free MLB dot TV Day to all who celebrate

IM GONNA FIX ROKI LEAVE MY BEAUTIFUL GOTH GF ALONE

woke baseball book club is yelling at me bc "did you know this chapter was about the dodgers" IM SORRY THEY ARE SEXY CUTE POPULAR TO BOOT AND INVENTED THE MINOR LEAGUE SYSTEM AND FREE AGENCY AND PROBABLY KISSING ON THE MOUTH TOO!!!!!

I can't believe they're putting a mural of my beautiful goth girlfriend Roki Sasaki in Torrance it's like my fake beef with that city means nothing

I would also like to be at this dinner party but for different, worse reasons

some Yankees girliepop crocheted herself a like open knit cardigan with a logo and everything I wish I was talented

do people think Tyler Glasnow sucks or are people simply realistically skeptical about his contributions bc he has hollow bird bones and needs six to eight weeks off every year to be able to even sniff October....

Andrew Friedman I need u to bring this man to me he can't keep charming me

can they find him again is he single

hey where is Gavin Stone. where is my lil Marlboro red. my gas station egg and cheese. my fishing trip flatbed baby.

shot chaser 🚬

DIVA DOWN HE'S BALD AGAIN

the MLB scores update does not bother me actually

no I don't respect either of them so they get what they get

I kinda feel bad for Kyle Freeland cause all he did was show up and now every evil eye and grandma curse is being thrown at him but not really bc he's batting like a buck ten and has the eyes of a hedgehog

andrew Friedman abs says we're the same height so maybe reconsider

I HAVE THROWN THIS AWAY EIGHTEEN TIMES I HAVE NOT BOUGHT BREAD IN WEEKS

Dodgers twitter evaluating players

Dodgers stranding the bases loaded and no one out? They're ready for opening day.

me at the hot pot sauce station

everyone's talking about him gaining an inch but How is he 210,,,,like in one butt cheek,,,?

Carlos Correa almost died

No Miggy Ro jersey is actually delirious btw

me when I fucking lie

back on my bullshit* *scentsplit

getting a tattoo from Hudson's gf is already a lil cuckoo asking her to tattoo HR quotes etc on you??? PADDED CELL

come for the labor relations stay for the baseball yaoi I guess

he's such a scawy vampire

am I a joke to you bill

BRYCE HARPER I WILL FREE U FROM THIS HETEROSEXUAL PRISON

so the gold jerseys are the same as the 2020 gold jerseys which saves me like $300 probably so that's nice

does Jarren Duran know the red Sox are doing a heated Rivalry night and if not can I be the one who tells him

rob Manfred live your truth but remember your final destination

she hasn't confirmed my appt???

I can't give my heart away after James Outman I will #observe

me on the beach wearing Toskovat born screaming listening to my vampire playlist drinking out of the dodgers baby cooler.....

there's a little baby Kersh stan and I thought we were having a little laugh but I think they really might be rpf'ing Clayton and AJ Ellis and I'm just not freaked out enough for that I dont---

IF SOMEONE DOESNT BRING ME ONE OF THESE

YOU ARE A WHITE MAN FROM SEATTLE

just remembered this means jose altuve gets to feel joy?????

Aaron Judge so mad he's not even gonna put ketchup on his eggs tomorrow

lmao mlb has spent two weeks watching their american players' personalities be revealed as boring. it might be time to stop beating the fun out of players in little league and travel ball.