u guys were no help so I had to buy the nothing headphones I wanted anyway

I miss Roki I wonder what he's doing rn

bet this kills at the senior breakfast

do the dodgers know I can't fuckin read this shit

OOOH I GOT CHILLS

I wonder if Hudson Williams has seen cornerstone of Canadian cinema The Adjuster (1991)

they put spiders in that mans brain this is so sexy

I BET TANNER SCOTT THINKS BEING SCARY WONT MAKE ME WANNA WALK HIM LIKE A DOG HES WRONG THAT JUST MAKES ME HORNIER

they wanna fuck slayyyter Richard we should linkLATER - Freddie Freeman

sheehan is giving Bobby Miller freakout when smth doesn't go his way and I need his lil pubestache ass to lock the fuck in

shohei slut this man OUT make his hole PUFFY AND ABUSED

Manny's bbl still lumpy

IKTR

I LOVE WHEN FREDDIE ESCAPES THE HORRORS

it is FUCKING may

what is the MLB x Pokemon agenda why do they keep bringing it up something capitalistic is afoot here I just can't quite figure it out

if the dodgers don't wanna show up WHY SHOULD I

oh great now here comes that ugly Castellanos man and you ppl are gonna go into heat and cost us the game

I do love the humiliation ritual of making the umps tell u their call was wrong but abs is still for punk bitches

well at least it wasn't to Tiddies Jr

repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck

Manny looks like his filler's settled that's nice for him just kidding I hope it migrated to his brain

I really missed when everyone decided PCA was a cool dude bc I have never trusted a man with no eyebrows so I don't pay attention

vamos bad bitches

he's on his way to kick ur ass

I genuinely love Dalton's post game interviews he's so cute n thoughtful

Doing this to cars full of high people is a betrayal of Taco Bell’s social contract with our nation

thank god Roki isn't pitching against the Dad's bc I would have gone to prison jail and a worse third thing

it's Pink its fucking Pink

no it's that he looks like a baby bat but sure okay I guess that stuff is good too

just saw a video of Pete Crow Armstrong yelling at a woman I can't believe Dalton Rushing made him do that

THIS IS HOW HE SHOULD BE TREATED

who's gonna tell Vassegh nobody thought he was playing in Yates' booty til he made it weird

remember when we thought Kirby's ass was Glasnows ass and we were all so happy and full of hope for the future

I'm abt to catch a cps case in a different state

WE WOULD BE SO GENTLE YET FIRM

respectfully can someone shut that kid at the angels game up

orel and Stephen writing Sasaki Rushing baseball yaoi in the booth am I a joke to them

roki the pitcher had a 1-2-3 inning Roki the cat just got woken up by a sneeze who has it worse than him

nobody: no one at all: not a soul: shohei ohtani: aiiiieeee

WAIT HORNY ROAD BLUES 3X IN A ROW I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I SAW HOW FAT SHO'S ASS LOOKED

dalton @ third with his stupid duck feet heheheheheeheheheehe

oh okay mike trout got his lil hit but u know what Roki has that he doesn't KNEE CARTILAGE AND TWO RINGS

and nobody beat their ass?

has anyone seen my headphones

WELL

I wanna say it's cute but it's the Mets so there's gonna be a sinister twist in like four days

CAN YOU SAVE SOME OFFENSE FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GOTH GIRLFRIEND ROKI SASAKI