i love being a slut on line

blessed to have the kind of friends that make me realize that there wasn’t anything wrong with me growing up. the only difference is i’m understood now.

we’re on that REHEHEHEHE type shit

i like collecting boys from around the world like pokemon cards. i should start printing them out and putting them in a binder.

i’m having the kind of day where i just start going “hahaha” out of nowhere

i’m too distracted by hm i like my makeup to write a good caption sorry.

apparently i like short kings if they’re equal to me in both height and face card. this is news to me.

australia has entered the roster and thank GOD

okay y’all here’s the silliest thing i’ve ever done. situationship applications are OPEN forms.gle/j1nRjd9Kj3kZ...

i’m so fucking excited to start beauty school guys.

everyone tell him he did a good job 🫵

i’m too distracted by hm i like my makeup to write a good caption sorry.

i look so good today that i’m actually cleaning my mirror, real ones know that’s a big deal.

im absolutely cooking in the kitchen rn (my makeup is going so good)

the evil messy part of my brain wants to get a bunch of boys off my roster to play a dnd one shot with me DMing.

stas core open.spotify.com/track/2PGt92...

hi, it’s me again.

get yourself a roster that makes you feel like the diamond of the season.

21 so far!

i love how if you look at my block lists it’s like “annoying, vegans, ai haters” and the starter packs i’m on are all like “legends, my favourite posters, iconic people”

oh ! 11 saves ! how grand and not at all horribly discomforting !

just saying if you’ve never spun around in a spinny chair in front of a mirror while listening to music and mogging at your reflection and hitting sexy poses you should really try it.

using you by mars argo is such an aggressively stas song.

ykw? yeah.

okay yeah like 50 more people blocked me today lmfao

i should draw 100 bunny girls fucking each other

this is fr how i read the applications

every time a boy off tinder asks for the link to my situationship application form my god complex gets worse.

stas appreciation post

i want 10k so i can tell people on tinder i have 10k followers on an app they’ve never heard of pls and ty

me just pretending not to see the saves on my selfies…. what uh what r u doing with that?

idk how yall tolerate me

i love being me lol

please help this family get a proper tent💔

please help this family in anyway you can!💗 reposts appreciated

hi, it’s me again.

i love boys

please do whatever you can to help this struggling family! reposts are always appreciated.

they call me mr. boombastic.

please do anything you can do to help this child. reposts are majorly appreciated.❤️

i think i should be the ceo of bsky instead.

bark like u want it baby

i miss yesterday’s makeup yall

IM MOVING IN WITH MY BOYFRIEND TODAY!!!

STAS IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

the jellyfish presentation is so good you guys

reading the responses to this is my new favourite activity holy shit