In kwinkle paypurr, Figgy plays He kwikly kwalls inside Kwietly, he sits and waits A purrfekt place to hide We all noe dat Figgy dere But he not sing a peep I let Figgy fink he's hid And den he falls asleep #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil

Mama gots sum yogert And I weally wants sum too I come and paw her legs And den I let out one big mew! Mama ses I gots to wait Den finally it time Mama puts sum on a spoon Da yogert now be mine! #CheddarPoetry #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComeForSumButDenHeGetDistwakted #YogertNummy

Da leefs be gone Da cherrys stay Upon da twee Ware Figgy play He clime up fast He clime up hi He look for leefs Up in da sky #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ItColdButWeStillGoPlayOutside #IGoOnPatrwol #FiggyStaysSillyAndClimesTwee

Mama werks I come halp Mama werks I has baff Mama werks I cuddle close Mama werks I has nap #MamaWerkyTooLongOnPooter #SheNotPlayEnuff #FiggyComeSaySoToo #ILetHimHabCuddleTimeToo #ButHeNotHalpLikeIDo

Silly Figgy waches pooter Poyntee dot he twak He finks dat it be a bug He bite but dere's no snak #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyACuppleTimesToEatIt #ButItNotBug #DenHeHabASad

Socky gots sum milk in cup And she not wants to share Me and Fig, we boff wants too But none we get, no fair! #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItGoteMilk #SockyDwinkItAll #SheShudShare

I tells Figgy Come wach now To ded da snake I show yoo how He come and sit He wach to see How ded da snake Be maked by me #CheddarPoetry #FiggySitInKwinklePaypurrToWach #IDedDaSnakeGood #IShowHimTwyse #HeGoOoooo

Figgy, he runned kwoss da stweet And dat be bery bad Den Figgy get in trubble And he get all bery sad Later on, wen it be dark He runned outside da dor Mama chased and skooped him up His badness be no mor #CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame

Weaching into cubbird bak Da mama pulls out puppy snak She puts da tweats onto da flor But puppy tweats, dey be no mor #CheddarPoetry #TweatsBeForNeyborPuppy #IEatsDemInsted #DeyKwunchy #FiggyKurryusButNotTaste

Wemembers all who fot da zoms Wemembers all who dide Wemembers all who be lots bwave To keep us safe outside I wememebers, I hab fanks I wears my poppy pwoud After sylense I stands tall For dem, I RAWRR out loud! #CheddarPoetry #WemembersDay #PoppyDay #DedAllDaZoms #NoForgets

Looky heer I ded dat snake It gween and weal And not be fake! I sabes yoo all Now safe yoo be It all becuz Of bwave boy me #CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo

Sharing mama Be lots hard But still I has to do I lets Figgy Hab my spot So he can cuddle too #CheddarPoetry #IHasCuddlesWifMamaFirs #DenISleepsOnHerLegs #ILetsFiggyCuddleAfter #IBeGoodBrudder #ICanShare

I wants outside Outside I go I takes fwee steps Den I ses no My paws get cold Inside I stay Wile Figgy runs In sno to play #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #INotLikesColdPaws #FiggyRunAllAwoundWileMamaShobelled #DenHeCwyAtDor #HeSingAboutDaSnoAllDay

Silly Fig He run awound He ses da clowds Has falled on gwound As snoflakes danse Upon da air Da Fig, he sit Outside he stare #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall

Mama wakes And mama hurts In bed is ware she stay Snuggle close And purring soft I take da pain away #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #INotLikeItWenDaMamaHurts #ITakesCareOfHerToday

Into da boks Da Figgy jumps He ses it bed and plane He gonna fly Into da clowds And sleep abuv da rain #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IChekDaBoksForZombeesFirs #FiggyLikesDaBoks #ItNotWeallyFly #ItJusPwetend #IWesslesHimOutOfDaBoks

Time for bwekky Time for milk! I gwab da bol to see But mama ses I has to wait Befor da milk for me #CheddarPoetry #IPurredAndBeedCute #ButMamaStillMakedMeWait #INotLikeWait

As mama plays da peeyano I come sits beside her I purrs and I lissen I boops her wif my hed I mew and I jump Atop da peeyano Purring as moozik Fills up da air Figgy, he follows But den he runs off As I sits by da lite I wach mama play #Moozik #Peeyano #FiggySingAsMamaPlays

I's on pawtrol Wen in da gwass I smells a snakky As I pass I finds da spot Ware mama dwop Fwom likky toob A nummy blop #CheddarPoetry #LikkyTube #MamaDwoppedSumFwomYesserday #IFinds #ILikkysItAllUp

Twikky tweated Runned awound Til all da twikky tweats Be found Stay up late And terwer make Until I cannot Stay awake #CheddarPoetry #TwikkyTweats #NappyTimeNow #MeAndFiggyHabLotsFun #FiggySingNanaSongAllNite #INotGettedAnyHam #NoFair

Anana nana nana Anana nana nana Anana a ee eeeee Eeee a ooo a a Anana a nana! #FiggySong #SillyFiggy #BananaSong #HeWantedToBeALeef #ButDenHeHappyBanana #Halloween

I be cutie Liddle lam I wants a tweat So gib me ham If yoo not gib Den I will twik I gib a RAWRR And bite yoo kwik! #CheddarPoetry #Halloween #IBeFearseLammy #IWantedToBeGweenDinosor #TwikkyTweatBiteYorFeet

I wants outside Can yoo not see? Yoo needs to open Dor for me! I paw and paw All cute I be But no one lissens To my plee #CheddarPoetry #NoFair #IWantsBakOutside #MamaSesIWasJusOut #SheSesItInsideTimeNow #IGoPout #DenIWesslesFiggy

Figgy run And Figgy hide He twy be stelff Wen we's outside I finds him kwik Pwetends I not As Figgy sings In hidey spot #CheddarPoetry #ISeeHimRiteAway #HeStillFinksNobuddyHearsHimSingWenHiding #SillyFiggy

It be cold And it be gway So under blanky Ware I stay I cuddle close All warm it be I close my eyes A sleepy me #CheddarPoetry #NoOutsidePlayToday #ILikesUnderBlankyCuddlesWifMama #ButNotWenMamaToots

I has a wild I runs awound I pounce da mama Bites da mama Hold her arm And hold her hand I bunnykik I bunnykik No let go I bite bite bite I wessles fearse Den I gibs kiss #WessleDaMama #BiteDaMama #IWesslesHerForLongTime #IStillHabWildAfter #ILuvsDaMama

Figgy finds a peese of sord So happy he den be In da gwass, he starts to play He sings so happyly Den he puts da sord in mouff He bites it, den he chew Mama sees, she takes fwom him She ses dis not for yoo! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaTakedSordFwomHisMouff #NoMorSord

Mama changing blanky sheets I come and dibe inside I has to chek for zombees Cuz dat ware dey like to hide Under sheet, I hunt and growl A zom!! I kills dem ded Wen it safe, I go kwall out Let mama make da bed #CheddarPoetry #MakingDaBed #NewSheetsDay #IDedDaZombee #MamaSafeNow

Figgy, he looks up to me He wach wat all I do Den he twies to copy And he dos wat I do too Silly Fig, he fink he big But baby still he be It will take forebers For da Fig to be like me #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSedItOkDatHeNotWarryer #IAlwaysGonnaProtekHim #IWinWessles

Figgy runs And Figgy jumps He climes into da twee On da bwanch He stands up tall And sings his song of eeee #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Eeee #ChewyHadPoopyStukToHerBumbum #ItWasStinky #MamaKleenItForHer #SheGetMad #MamaJusSedNotToPutDatOnPosty #Oops

After mama's hurty hed Gets better, gos away I makes shur to take her out Wif sunbeam, we go play I stays close, I sooperbize I wach da Figgy too I makes shur dat all is good Den I attaks her shoo #CheddarPoetry #MamasHedBetter #ButDisMorningItHurtyAgen #ITakesGoodCareOfMama

Moonbeam starts to shine Wen mama gets a hurty hed She takes sum meddysin And den I takes her stwate to bed But Figgy, he be westless And he not wants to go sleep I wessles him on flor And tells him not to make a peep #CheddarPoetry #IMakesShurFiggyLissen #MamaBetterNowButTired

Figgy looky under step To see wat I had see He always copys wat I do He wants to be like me I chek underneef it firs For zombees, jus in case I not wants one to attak And eat up Figgy's face #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyCopy #IMakeShurItSafeFirs #DereNoZombeesDisTime

Mama sitting in da gwass All bored she looks to me So I gwabs her by da hand I ses come wessle me! I chirp and purr, I bite and kik We wessles in da sun I makes da mama happy Cuz I gibs her lots of fun #CheddarPoetry #WessleDaMama #BiteDaMama #KissyDaMama #LuvDaMama

Figgy wants to Be like me He wants to clime Each ebery twee He climes up fast He climes up hi He gets all tangled Den he cwy #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeMakeWebWifLeash #MamaUntangleHim #DenHeSingHappySong #DereBeAPoopyOnDaFlorDisMorning #INotDiddedIt

Dere be gap under da step I kwall to look inside I makes shur dere be no zoms Dat go in dere to hide I twies go in but I cannot My mussles, dey not fit Chek agen so I make shur Dere be no zoms in it #CheddarPoetry #ChekkingForZoms #FiggyNotFitEderEbenThoHeLiddle

As mama werks on pooter I climes up onto her lap I snuggles in da blanky And I falls asleep to nap I dweams of fiting zombees Firs I rawrr and den I purr All da wile da mama gently Pets my soft wite fur #CheddarPoetry #CuddlesWifMama #IBeSoftAndFurroshis

Silly Figgy in da twee Da one he not supposed to be He clime up hi, he look down lo Wen mama call, mor hi he go He on his leash and he get cot He tangil up himself a lot But mama weach and she unhook He clime agen for better look #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotLissenGood

I has turgy I wants mor I lik my lips And den I RAWRR For I is Cheds And I needs meats Or I will pounce And bite yor feets! #Cheddarpoetry #Turgy #GibMeNow #IWantsMor #FiggyWantsSumToo #HeCanHabSum #ButIGetsMor #HeJusBaby #IBeBigBoyWarryer

Mama takes a turgy hat And puts it on my hed Silly mama, I not nom I be furroshis ched! Mama ses I turgy now Fanksgibbing day it be Now I wants sum turgy So I tells her gib to me! #CheddarPoetry #Fanksgibbing #TurgyHat #IWantsTurgyNotHat #INotForEats #Thanksgiving

Silly Figgy digs in gwass He finds himself a stik As he chews it mama sees And ses he mite get sik Mama takes da stik away But Figgy wants it bak He komplanes to mama Cuz he fink it nummy snak #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #StikNotBeSnak #FiggyChewedDaStik

Mama sed da cold is coming Dis da last nice day I tells sunbeam not to go I wants da warm to stay Mama ses dat how it gos Dat soon da nites be long I tells mama I not wants I ses dat all be wong! #CheddarPoetry #LastNiceDay #DaLeefsBeFalling #INotWantsDaColdToCome #NoToSno

I takes care of mama I proteks her all da days I makes shur she has a nap I makes shur dat she plays But dispite all dat I do Her hurty hed weturns I jus snuggles up weal close And purr away konsurns #CheddarPoetry #PurrFerapy #ITakesCareOfDaMama #ITwyToMakesShurFiggyBeGood

Dis be rare I has to share All four of us in bed Camra kliks And takes sum piks As we all wests are hed #CheddarPoetry #Socky #Chewy #SillyFiggy #Me #Mama #AllTogeber #MamaGoedAwww

Silly Figgy climes Into da cherry twee Silly Figgy sits And sings a song of eee #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #InDaTwee #HeStopSingingWenMamaTwyToWekordHim

In da fwont yard Habing fun I shows da Figgy How it done I lift my leg For all to see I kleen my bum All thoroly #CheddarPoetry #Bumbum #FiggyGotDistwaktedAgen #HeNeberGonnaLern

Did you heer Cheddor! Impawtint news. In Oktober, Orange cates rule. Cheddor is Boss cate for the whole munth! #catsoforanjtober

Pounce da mama Wessle mama Gwab her sleeb and bite Hold her stwong And hold her fearse Den bunnykik wif mite! #CheddarPoetry #PlayingWifMama #WesslingMama #IWinsDaWessles #SunbeamOutButItNotBeryWarm

Mama waches Figgy But I wants attenshun too I wubs agenst her legs And den I make a big loud mew It not enuff so I stands up I stweches out all tall I makes her leg a skwachy post I starts to paw paw paw #CheddarPoetry #FiggyInDaTwee #IWantsDaAttenshun #IGetsDaAttenshun

In mama's hand Dere be a leef She spins it all awound Da Figgy sees He gwabs it fast He kiss it on da gwound #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotWarryer #HeFinksEberyfingAFwend