Figgy finds a taggy He finks it be for chew He puts it in his mouff He bites and slobbers too Den he twies to take it But it be tied to book Wen da mama cach him He ses he only look #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBitedDatFingBefor #ItGotsTeefHolesAllOberIt #HeNotEbenGetInTrubble

I blekked onto da blanky And den I had a sad I worried I's in trubble Dat maybe I was bad Wen da mama sawed it She put it in masheen She asked if I ok And maked da blanky kleen #CheddarPoetry #Blek #ItJusLiddleBlekButStillABlek #ItMyFavritBlanky #IHappyWenItKleenAndWarmAgen

Mama had a nite zombee Eben tho I's dere Sleeping by her side Mama waked wif mygwaine Eben tho I's dere Sleeping by her side I take care of her today I will be dere Sleeping by her side #HurtyHed #IDunnoHowNiteZombeeGottedHer #IBeRiteDere #NiteZombeesSneekyStinkyBad

Silly Figgy finds da mama Despwattly he meows He ses dat he wants cuddles And he weally needs dem nows Mama twies to calm him Cuz he look like he mite burst And den she tells da Fig To let her finish pooping firs #CheddarPoetry #MamaMakingPoopyOnDaToylet #PoopyFirsCuddlesSekond

Stand up tall And paw da dor I looky out Den paw sum mor I wants out But tolded no I paw and paw But not I go Dor stays closed It mokky me I has a pout Cuz in I be #CheddarPoetry #PawPawPawDaDor #NoFair #MamaSesItNotNiceOut #IWantsToSeeMyself #FiggyWachButNotHalps

Mama, she be paynting Dere be water in a cup Da water, it be gweeny I come and dwink it up Mama sees and skweekys She take da cup away I not noes why she fussing It not good anyway! #CheddarPoetry #GweenWaterNotBeryNummy #NotShurWhyMamaGotsIt #MamaSesIGonnaPeeGween #SheSilly

Silly mama spill da noms Dey go all ober flor Good fing we be heer to halp We kleen, den ask for mor! #CheddarPoetry #SillySpilly #NewKittenNomsForSocky #WeAllHalps #ChewyNotHalpTho

We go outside Ware sunbeam warm I go eksplor I's on pawtrol I not take long And den I bak I sits beside Da mama close She wites in book Tears in her eyes I tells her dat It be ok Den, togeber We boff sit As birdies sing Atop da twees #ITakeHerInsideAfter #IMakesShurFiggyGood

Hamsum bow All shiny, gween I be a lukky Cheez masheen I has tweshur Cach me kwik! I pwomise Dat it not a twik It bwown, not gold, In litter pot If yoo cach me Dats wat yoo got! #CheddarPoetry #GweenDay #LeppyCheddy #IStillTakingCareOfMama #FankYooForNiceMessyjes #MamaStillSad

Da neybor puppy's mama Went ober waynbow bwij My mama, she be sad She cwying sints she lern Da neybor puppy's mama Be speshil in her hart She noed her all her life A mama to da mama For now, we takes a bwake Fwom postys for awile As I halp heel da mama Fwom all da hurts inside #ByebyePuppysMama

Figgy told me seekwet He ses I cannot share How he climed under blanky And kissy Socky dere Socky did not hit him She did not growl or hiss Somehow Figgy cuddled One minnit wif our sis #CheddarPoetry #INotBeleebedHim #ButMamaSesItHappen #SockyAlwaysHitsMe #SheNoKissyOrCuddleMe

Figgy waches Figgy spy He wach da mama Wunders why All kurryus His eyes be big And den he run Dat silly Fig! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaBePuttingPlasikOnFlor #ShePayntingSumfing #FigGoedUnderIt #DenHeSpyOnMama #IFindsHimAfterAndWePlayChase

I hops on kownter I gets skooped I twy agen I skooped agen I jumps up fast And weach da bol Den I gets skooped I has kumplate Agen agen I jump, get skooped But I only wanna see Da speshil noms that Socky has And make shur dat dey safe #Skooped #NoFair #IShudGetToTasteToo

Flotey bol Inbizzybil Be hanging on da wall Inside I peek A mousey skweek I diggy out da ball #CheddarPoetry #INotGoInBol #MamaSesItBedBol #ButBolsNotBeds #WatIfIFallsFru #FiggyFolloMeAfterToSeeToo

Mama, see dis tub of tweats? I needs it open now I twied to open it myself But I dos not noe how Mama, see dis tub of tweats? Pleez open it for me I jus wants to chek it safe Inside, I wants to see #CheddarPoetry #IMaybeTwiedOpeningItInDaNite #SockyTwiedToo #ItNeedsInspekshin

Mama, I not hab impwess Yoo needs to go to bed Yoo has waked for two hole days Dat not be good for hed! Come wif me, we go lie down Awake, yoo cannot stay I will purr until yoo sleeps And keep da zoms away #CheddarPoetry #NiteIsForSleeps #MamaKeepedGettingUpAndWakingMe #ITired

Mama starts to bwushy me I mew and start to purr After fwee, I has enuff I flip and bitey her #CheddarPoetry #ILikesBwushys #ICanSumtimesHabNineBwushys #ButDenDaWildComesOut #IBiteyBunnykikky

Snuggled in blanky I dweams I a tiger Deep in da jungil Hunting my pwey I spot in da darkness A zombee dat hides I start to gib chase My legs running fast I cach dem and pounce I ded dem at wunts I stands and I RAWRR I wakes myself up #IDedDaZombee #Dweam #IRAWRRInMySleep

Figgy sits on mama's lap As mama twies to wite Den da Figgy gwabs her pen And starts to bitey bite Mama ses da Figgy wach Dat all I do, he see Den he koppys eberyfing So he can be like me #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IMaybeDiddedDatYesserday #MamaSesToSetGoodEggsample #ILikeEggs

I noe mama gots a tweat It hiding in her hand I mew but she not gib to me So I hops up to stand Gwabbing on her finger tite I gib her kissys sweet Den da mama lissens And she lets me hab my tweat #CheddarPoetry #MamaNotCanHidesTweatsFwomMe #IMakesShurIGetsDaTweat #IWantsMor

Mama tooked dis pikchur She ses I looks like baby Eben tho I big boy I ses a liddle, maybe I not shur why pikchur Not show da big boy me Mama ses a baby Foreber she will see #CheddarPoetry #INotABabyTho #IBeBigBoyWarryerNinjaFiter #DaPikchurLie

I be wif mama Wen dere be a stink She asks if I tooted I tells her I not Da Figgy comes running He sitty nearby Da mama, she asks him If he maked a stinky Da Fig runs away He sings ee ee eeee! She ses it was Fig But I noes it was her #MamaFarted #NotFiggy #NotMe #WeInnysent

At dor I cwied At dor I pawed At dor I pout and wined Outside I goed Den rite bak in I mummbils neber mind #CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #MyPawsGottedCold #ISesNoMittens #ICwyAtDorAgenAfterMamaClosedIt #MamaNotLetMeOutAgen #NoFair

I wears da pink Cuz I is stwong I wears da pink Cuz bully's wong I wears da pink Cuz good is kind I share da nice Ware all will find #CheddarPoetry #PinkShirtDay #SpinkilKindness #BullyingBad #NiceIsGood #BitesIsGood #ButNotBumbumBites

Mama waked wif mygwain She had one yesserday Mama, she be no fun For two days, she not play Me, I be a good boy I snuggles wif her best I makes shur Figgy kwiet So mama can has west #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #ITakeCareOfMamaAgenToday #ITakeHerBakToBedNow

I is leen And I is stwong I weach up hi I stwech out long I sharp my claws For zombee fites I RAWRR to show My big fearse bites #CheddarPoetry #Stwech #IHasBigBoyStwongMussles #FiggyStillNotGotsMussles #HeStillAllSoftAndBaby #MamaKlippyMyNails #ISharpDemAgen #BiteBiteBite

In da bafftub Figgy play He dos dis seben times a day He walk on ejj, he hop inside He sit down lo, he twy to hide He sing a song, he finds his ball He hits it hard on bafftub wall He chase it fast til it fly out Den Figgy has a sad and pout #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Tub

In da nite I go downstairs Dere be a BANG Da mama wakes She not come chek I sneeks bak up Da Figgy wakes He runs on weel Da Chewy sneez In mama's face Da Figgy comes And pounce da Chew Da Chewy cwies And runs away I chase da Fig We wessles fearse #MamaTiredNow #INotNoesWhy

On da sofa Mama sits I climes on lap Cuz heer I fits #CheddarPoetry #MamaMine #CuddleTIme #MamaNotAllowedToGetUpNow #INeedsDaBlankyToo

Sunbeam shines All big and bwite Da sno be deep And bery wite Da cold, it blows Its bweff I see As it push hard Agenst da twee It warm inside So heer I stay Wile waiting for A nicer day #CheddarPoetry #Cold #Sno #IAskedForOutButMamaSedNo #IJusWantedToSee #NoYalloSnoToday

Figgy finds my snuggle bed He kurls up tite insides Mama not noe ware he be She looks wile Figgy hides Mama look all ober hous She finks he dissypeer I tells her dat she silly Cuz da Fig, he be rite heer! #CheddarPoetry #FiggyHidedGoodForWunts #IShowMamaWareHeBe #IShareMyBed

Mama gots a slushy I klime on lap to see I twy to gwab da stwa I ses dat it for me Mama ses I silly But silly I not be I likky lik da stwa And purr all happyly #CheddarPoetry #Slushy #Stwa #MamaForgetsToShareSumtimes #SoIHasToWemindHer #SheSesINotNeesToTasteAllHerNoms #ButIDo

Mama gots a tired Her hed, it hurt all da nite She wants to stay in kwiet And keep away da bwite I snuggles and I cuddles I purr and twy my best To make da mama better And halp her get sum west #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #MamaBetterNowButSheBeryTired #ITakeCareOfHer

I has sorwy Pleez no mad I be good boy I not bad I noe I shud not Pee on flor I pwomise not to Do no mor #CheddarPoetry #MamaFindedMyNewPeeSpot #SheAskIfISicky #INotSicky #IJusPeeDere #MamaSesNoPeeInHerRoom #IWubOnHerAndPurr #IFinkFiggyTaddilled #OrMaybeChewy #IBeGoodBoy

Hart of toona Hart of yum Hart dat shaped Jus like my bum Hart dat shows My luv for yoo Eben wen it Turns to poo #CheddarPoetry #ValentinesDay #BalytimesDay #LuvDay #HappyTummyIsHappyHart

I's da bestest kind of cheez A Cheddar, orwinge and wite And tho I looks delishyus If yoo twy eats, I bite! All da Cheddar's of da world Today we sellybwate It be cheddar cheezy day Cuz all our cheez be gwate! #CheddarPoetry #CheddarDay #MeDay #INotForEats

Silly Figgy be awake And plays on mama's bed He twies to cach his tail But he spinny spins insted Figgy, he get dizzy Fwom all da spins he make He stops and he falls ober Da mama now awake #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeForgetDatHisTailBeHisTail #HeWakeDaMama

I go cuddle mama Da Figgy come and see He kwalls up on da sofa He slowly walks by me I sees him as he passes He stops to gib me kiss I lets him snuggles wif us I dos not growl or hiss #CheddarPoetry #ItHardToShareDaMama #ButIBeGoodAndShare #MamaGoedAww #WeCuddlesMamaTogeber

Figgy plays on mama's bed He hops and hops awound Den da silly Figgy stops A button he has found! In his mouff, da button gos He pulls it as he bite Den da Figgy has a sad It on da blanky tite #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ButtonsNotForEats #ButtonStaysOnBlanky

My bumbum, it be majik It noes how kownt to 2 Den, wif liddle effert It makes a stinky poo Da poopy, it be sylent But always lands wif plop Neber dos I bury I always leeb on top #CheddarPoetry #HappyPoopyDay #EberydayBePoopyDayTho #EberybuddyPoops #DatNotChokwitOnDaFlor 💩

Figgy, he be bad boy He jump inside da sheet As da mama sleeping He go attak her feet I pounce him on da bed top We wessles on da flor We makes a bunch of noyz Den I chase him out da dor #CheddarPoetry #FiggyBad #IBeGood #IProtekDaMamaFwomFiggyFootMonster #MamaGotUpRiteAfter

Socky, she gets speshil noms It kitten food for her Wen da mama serbs da Sock I come and start to purr Wubbing stwong on mama's leg I chirp eksitedly Making shur she not forget Da spoon gets likked by me #CheddarPoetry #SockySesSheDaBaby #IKleenDaSpoonForMama #IGoodHalper #FiggyTwiedToFotoBumMe

In mama's hand, dere be a tweat Eksited lots I be Opening my mouff all big I ses dis tweat for me! #CheddarPoetry #Tweat #ItGoInMyMouff #FiggyGetTweatToo #IPurrLoud #IWantsMor

Bumbum blaster Cheeky skweek A poot or toot A stinky leak To cut da cheez And den sum mor Jus turn and let Yor bumbum RAWRR! #CheddarPoetry #FartDay #Stinkys #MamaGoodAtDaTooting #FiggyNotNoesHowToToot #IMakedLotsStinkysWenIWasBaby #INotFartNoMor

Figgy in da twee Figgy in da twee Waching all da birdies And singing ee ee eeee And wen da Fig is done To da dor he run Dats Figgy Dats Figgy in da Twee twee twee twee Twee twee twee twee #CheddarSong #CheddarParrydee #SillyFiggy #HeDiggyInDaMudToo #DenHeGetMudOnFlorAndBlanky

I is nakey On pawtrol I look for paynt So I can roll But it all frozed No paynt for me All kleen and wite Is wat I be #CheddarPoetry #FwozedPaynt #NoFair #FiggyComeOutsideToo #HeTwyDiggyHoles #HeRunnedFwomMamaAndGotInTrubble #IComeWenMamaCallMe #IGoodBoy

Figgy cwies at clawsit Cuz his sord be stukked insides He weaches underneef da dor To find his sord dat hides But befor he gets it out Da Chewy wanders past Da Figgy gets distwakted And he follows Chewy fast #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAlwaysLosesSordInClawsit #HeGoKissyChewy

Mama puts her boots on As I cwies in fwont of dor I purr and kwall upon her Wile she sits on da flor As she gos to stand I wubs her luvingly Da mama almost falls And nearly steps on me! #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesNoGoUnderFoot #SheSesINokkedHerOber #INotForSteppingOn #NotNice

Why yoo sleeping? Time for wake! My posty now Yoo gots to make Why not yoo up? It be so late! I weally dos not Likes to wait I has beed payshint Mama see And yoo shud lissen All to me So up yoo get And feed me too Befor I makes A stinky poo #CheddarPoetry #MamaSleepyInLate

Under blanky In my place I makes a skwishy Cuddle face Da blanky lifts Da mama peeks She tikkles boff My skwishy cheeks I starts to purr Asleep I fall As I kurls up In skwishy ball #Cheddarpoetry #SkwishyCuddleFace #SkwishyCheezBall #MamaGoedAwww #SheWakedMe #DatNotNice