Mama puts her boots on As I cwies in fwont of dor I purr and kwall upon her Wile she sits on da flor As she gos to stand I wubs her luvingly Da mama almost falls And nearly steps on me! #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesNoGoUnderFoot #SheSesINokkedHerOber #INotForSteppingOn #NotNice

Why yoo sleeping? Time for wake! My posty now Yoo gots to make Why not yoo up? It be so late! I weally dos not Likes to wait I has beed payshint Mama see And yoo shud lissen All to me So up yoo get And feed me too Befor I makes A stinky poo #CheddarPoetry #MamaSleepyInLate

Under blanky In my place I makes a skwishy Cuddle face Da blanky lifts Da mama peeks She tikkles boff My skwishy cheeks I starts to purr Asleep I fall As I kurls up In skwishy ball #Cheddarpoetry #SkwishyCuddleFace #SkwishyCheezBall #MamaGoedAwww #SheWakedMe #DatNotNice

Figgy runs And I go chase We run fru hous We has a race Den up da wall Away fwom me Da Figgy sings He at home fwee #CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong

I twy to play wif Figgy But da Fig, he go and cwy He ses he dos not want to play And I do not noe why He waches mama closely As I gibs him gentil bop He ses he not wants camra So da wessles he go stop #CheddarPoetry #FiggyNotLikeCamraAtWessles #IDunnoWhyNot #MaybeCuzHeNeberWins

I likes puzzils I is smart! I gets out all da tweats Find dem all Put in my tum Dis puzzil I defeets! #CheddarPoetry #Puzzil #IGetsAllDaTweats #IPurrDaHoleTime #FiggyPlayWifPuzzilToo #ButIBetterAtPuzzilDenHim

I tells mama it smells like poopy Mama ses she noes I tells mama it not me dis time Mama ses she noes I tells mama it was Socky Mama ses she noes I asks mama how she noes Mama ses becuz It not stink up all da hous #StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe

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Silly Figgy Sits by skween And waches it wif aww He sees himself He sees his game He tuch it wif his paw He wants his mousie Liddle fwend A furry small delite But wen his mousie Not comes out He gwabs da skween to bite #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites

Lik da mama Kiss da mama Make da mama kleen Wash her fingers One by one And eberyware between #CheddarPoetry #MamaTastesLikeMama #ILikesMamasTaste #ILikkyHerNotBiteyHer #IBitedHerLater

In da nite, da mama up I tells her, bak to bed! But den I sees dat sumfing wong She gots a hurty hed Mama takes sum meddysin And bak to bed we go Den da Figgy wakeys up And nips da mama's toe #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood

Figgy luvs da Chewy And dey cuddles on da bed As da Chewy falls asleep Da Figgy baffs her hed I still finks it not be fair She lets him close like dis Neber dos she let me near She runs away and hiss #CheddarPoetry #FiggyLuvsChewy #ChewyLuvsFig #ILuvsDemToo #ButChewyNotLikeMe

Mama gots a funny tweat I weally wants to see I weminds her she shud share I ses now gib to me Mama lets me hab a sniff Dis intwesting for shur! I sniffy mor, I takes a bite I lik my lips and purr #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItOobayFlayber #SheNotFinkedIWudLikeIt #ILikeIt #IEatItAll

Me and Fig halp make da bed By wessling fearse on top Figgy pounce, we nip and bite Den on his face I bop It be fun until da Fig Desides to go and cheat He bites me on da bumbum Cuz he finks dat will defeet. #CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy

Climing under all da sheets I halps to make da bed I is hunting stinky zoms And making dem all ded! #CheddarPoetry #NewBedsheetsDay #FiggyTwyToHalpToo #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood

I's a tiger in da jungil Hiding by da twee I be hunting Chewys But da Chewy not sees me Kweeping slo, I peeky out I takes her by supwize Den da Chewy runs away To mama she go cwies #CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter

In fwont of pooter, Figgy sits He finks it like teebee He luvs da poyntee arrwow And he paws it gentilly He waches all da pikchurs moob He sits dere for so long And wen he done, he twots away And sings a happy song #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo

Mama got a new fone Da Fig and me go see I ses I halp to set up I paws it biggusly Mama skoops me off it As Figgy bites da kord Da mama gets all fussturd She not gibs us weward #CheddarPoetry #WeHalps #MamaPutHerHandsOnHerHedAndSedArgg #PywitsSayArgg #MamaNotPywit #SillyMama

A warryer A fiter A fearsum tiger cat I twain each day I bild my stwenff My mussles big My mussles stwong See me now Yor hewo stands I struts away All hamsum pwoud #IBeAllMussles #IBeFearseWarryer #IBeNinjaFiter #FiggyNotGotsMussles #HimAllSoft #IProteksHim #IProteksEberybuddy

Dis wat I gots to deal wif A brudder in da way Wekking all my fotos Cuz all he dos is play Always being silly To lern good, he dos not Tho he can annoy me I still luvs him a lot #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Brudders #HeBwattySumtimes #INotLikesItWenHeFotoBumsMe #ILuvsDaFiggy

Silly Figgy twies to paynt But he jus roll awound He waches mousie upside down As dey makes skweeky sound Figgy luvs his mousie fwend And wishes dey was fwee He twies to gwab da mousie out But stuk inside dey be #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #MousieFwend #MamaGoAww

Wif softy fur And airplane ears Yor hamsum jet It be rite heers So wear yor belt And hang on tite Cuz we about to Zoom in flite #CheddarPoetry #CheddarAir #CheezPlane #LofePlane #IGotInTrubbleForBitingFiggysBumbum #ItWasJusLiddleBiteTho

I teech Fig bout yallo sno So him go twy and see In da sno, he digs a hole And den he makes a pee

Mama takes the ipaw out And Figgy sings wif joy He wants to see his mousie fwend He be a happy boy I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach And den I kiss his hed Turning bak, I paynt sum mor I paw da mousie ded #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt

Figgy run And Figgy fly He twy so hard To weach da sky But weel jus spin So heer he stay He hops off fast And runs away #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Weel #ICanRunLikeDatToo #ItNotAPoopyRun #ItJusWeglarRun

As mama steps out I hops out da dor I ses I comes too I gos to eksplor But close to da hous Is all I can go Cuz eberyware else Dere be too much sno My paws, dey get cold Da sno weach my chin Den bak to da dor Cuz I wants bak in #CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #IFoundSumNipTho

I kwalls upon da mama's lap Under blanky Purring loud I falls asleep Figgy kwalls on mama's lap He snuggles close Atop da blanky Skwishing me Den we boff be on mama's lap A cuddle puddle Nappy pile #CuddlePuddle #NappyPile #MeAndFiggy #ISharesMama

I gots fweshy bitey stik I gwabs it close, I gibs a lik I holds in paws, I rolls awound Oh such big happys I has found! #CheddarPoetry #Balarrywin #Stik #MamaSesBiteStikAndNotHer #IStillBitesHer

Mama comes home But nobuddy gweets her Nobuddy comes Mama gos to da kichin Wif gwoshwees in bag But nobuddy follows Nobuddy comes Mama has worry She calls out in da sylense But nobuddy lissens Nobuddy comes She gos looking for us And finds us asleep Den we wakes up We all come

I has payshints I not gwab I waits for milk Til I can hab I sits and purr Wen finally Da mama done And milk for me! #CheddarPoetry #BwekkyMilk #SockyNotComeForMilk #SoMilkAllMine #IBeLotsGood #FiggyNotNoeBoutMilkBol #INotGonnaTellsHim #YesserdayIMakedJyantPoopyMewtin

Mama ses I liddle I tells her dat I big Mama ses I baby I tells her dat be Fig Mama ses I cutie Wif dat, I has agwee Den I snuggles closely So dat she cuddles me #CheddarPoetry #HammyMewYears #MamaFinallyGibbedMeBakDaiPawSoICanMakePostysAgen #MamaWested #IBeBigBoy #FiggyBeBaby

Mama needs a hollyday Dats wat she ses to me She wants a bwake fwom postys But to dat I not agwee I has a pout, but mama ses It jus a cupple days I tells mama dat too long But I not gets my ways #CheddarPoetry #MamaHollyday #NoFair #MamaNotSayWenNexPostyBe #IHopeItTomoro

Figgy runs So I go chase Den up da wall Da Figgy race I climes up too Dat not home fwee Da Figgy stuk He cot by me #CheddarPoetry #IWins

In da boks Da Figgy play Cuz now it be Da boksing day He ses it hous It ware he hides Wile he sings songs And chews da sides #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BoksDay #FiggyFinksItBoksSingNotBoksing #IChekBoksFirsForZombees #ILetHimPlayAfterItSafe

A twee of cheez All cute and big A baby twee Dat made of Fig Togeber, cute And wishing yoo A hammy catmiss Wifout poo #CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops

Under blanky Waiting long Da Figgy sings A catmiss song Fwom underneef Da Figgy peers He asks agen If Santa heers I tells him no Yoo silly hed He will not come Til yoo in bed So Figgy hides He waits, and den He lookys out And asks agen #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb

Sorwy dat I stinked da hous Wen I maked dat big poop It so stinky mama gagged Wen she went in to skoop Sorwy, santy, pleez forgib I hopes dat yoo still come Understand it not my falt For wat comes out my bum! #CheddarPoetry #StinkedUpDaHous #Poopy #IDidNotBuryIt

On da skween A moobing hoomin A viddyo Dat on wepeat Figgy see He fassinayted He go to wach He closely wach Mama makes it bigger And Figgy waches long He worry bout da hoomin Twapped inside da skween #SillyFiggy #Jiff #HeWachItForTenMinnits #DenHeGetDistwakted

I bites Figgy He bite me We bite eachudder In da twee We wessles fearse For all to see Until I win Twyumffantly #CheddarPoetry #Wessles #IWinAgen #IStartDaWessles #IFinishDaWessles

Silly Figgy hop in tub Silly Figgy look awound Silly Figgy spy his tail Silly Figgy fink it snake Silly Figgy twy to pounce Silly Figgy spinny spins Silly Figgy rolls in tub Silly Figgy dizzy gets #SillyFiggy #HeForgetHisTailHisTail #HeMakedMamaLaff #IComeMakeShurHeOk #HeOk

All rolled up A swirl of cheez A ball of fur Wif poyntee ears On da blanky Purring soft Wif hidden claws And big sharp teef #CheddarBun #INotForEats #AlwaysAWarryer #EbenInSleeps

Silly Figgy climes da wall He sits on balkeenee Running to da wall, I clime I tells him wait for me! Sitting hi, we boff look down I ses dat I be king Da Figgy ses he pinsess Den he wayz his hed to sing #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PinsessBalkeenee #KingCheddar #PinsessFiggy

I wessles Figgy in da nite I wessles him in day I wessles him at wakey time Cuz dat da Cheddar way I wessles Figgy out of luv I wessles him wif mite I wessles him until I win We neber eber fite #CheddarPoetry #wessles #ILuvsHabingLiddleBrudder #HeLotsWerkToTakeCareOfCuzHeSilly

Mama open dwarer So I come run to see At wunts I clime inside To see wat be for me I diggy all awound I always gotta snoop But yoo not needs to worry In heer I dos not poop! #CheddarPoetry #FiggyFollowMeToSeeToo #IfMamaOpensDwarerIAlwaysComeToSee #DisOneNotHabAnyHamInIt #NoFair

Eber sints da Fig be small I teech him good, I teech him all And dat be why wen he baff tum He always noes to kleen his bum #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BaffTime #TumDenBum

I cwy at mama I kwall onto her lap I kurl up in her arm I snuggles close and purr And as I falls asleep I hear my mama say Dat I is liddle baby Such a liddle baby #INotABaby #FiggyBeBaby #IBeFearseWarryer #WarryersLikeCuddlesToo #IDunnoWhyMamaSayDis

Wen silly Figgy has to poop He sings his pooping song Sumtimes wen he sings so loud We finks dat sumfing wong Silly Figgy makes a poop And sings wen he is done Den he runs upon da weel Cuz pooping be such fun! #CheddarPoetry #PoopingSong #FiggySingsItEberyTime

Me and Figgy Snuggle mama Purring softly On da blanky #ItLotsColdOutside #SnugglesBeWarm

Mama opens dor I looky outside I ses I wants out I wants to ekplor Da mama ses no She ses it too cold I stompy my feet I leeb and I pout #NoFair #IWantsToGoEkplor #MamaSesOutsideNeedsKoteAndBoots #FiggySedHeABoot #INotGonnaWearDaFiggy #SillyFiggy

Dere be pile of catmiss toys I look wat each one be Den I roll awound in pile Cuz dey be all for me! #CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching