I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

in case you need these

i feel like i always see these kinds of books for super cheap at goodwills and thrift stores, might try and grab some for supply depot now that i know this!!

Anyone local have extra YA books? They seem to go fastest at the @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social, and reading is harm reduction

Hey friends: a very incredible person is recovering from a medical emergency just days before her insurance started. A crowd fund has been set up to help her out, and I would consider it a personal favor if anyone would share this or chip in a few bucks. I'll give you a lil' smooch on your forehead.

The Mamdani crash outs are getting weirdly horny.

i get so emotional about the hummingbirds flying south for the winter. like how can you be so little and so brave? aren’t you scared? or is it just me? do you ever think about the long journey you’re on, or do you just… fly south until the next flower, and then the next one, and the next?

Employment lawyer here: the number of male employers who genuinely believe they should be able to sleep with their female employees and pay working mothers less than working fathers is most of them. They genuinely believe that it is an injustice against them that they might face repercussions.

If you think a goose is going to use the word whom I encourage you to get to know a goose

Not all gyros wear capes.

starting a rumor that this year thanksgiving will have a trick or treat component but instead of candy and chocolate it's side dishes

One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.

I hate how bc no one will admit that trump has dementia and needs to be in care, and he is ALSO evil That I’m stuck watching folks speak really callously about dementia in general

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

"the drudgery of making choices" is a profoundly depressing phrase, well written!

He’s absolutely seen Alf hog.

There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes

Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution

Oh no Rudy's gonna do another 9/11

I think that people really publicly mapping out the local oligarchs and pressing them hard in court over small shit like we saw in the apartments thing will inevitably help build a clear public record that our local oligarch legacy media refused to acknowledge Mass citizen journalism can do wonders

Racism is the reason Frey won.

i got blueskied last night

[through gritted midwestern teeth] congrats nyc

I got "Color Taste Texture" to help understand my kid's needs and plan some meals but I wound up thinking about my OWN needs as well. It rattled me (in a good way).

You can enter to win these bracelets, and other cool crafty things, if you donate to any food bank, food pantry, or mutual aid group that distributes food! #mutualaid The rainbow bracelet is all vintage Lucite; the others have a mix of new and vintage glass, Lucite, and acrylic beads. 🌈💖

The kids have started having a new favorite activity, we have been pranking a neighbor by getting her stuff, putting it on her doorstep, ringing the bell, and hiding to watch her get it, but they are terrible at hiding so she's just been pretending she can't see all of us giggling behind the tree

Or swarming up out of their underground warrens to strip nearby carcasses clean

Good news, kids still absolutely lie to each other on the bus/playground even in the age of Google, 5 just told me that labubus are real in Africa

People should hire me to write scooby doo

I’m coining the phrase “the centrist two-step.” Step 1 is declaring that the left needs to focus on kitchen table issues instead of social issues to win back voters and step 2 is insisting that all left-wing approaches to kitchen table issues are impossible to deliver on.

I knew this wouldn't last. It was too good to be true. But it doesn't change that @leximcmenamin.com is one of my favorite political reporters and I will be a faithful reader. We need to figure out our own media economy...there isn't a single honest MSM outlet left

Neighbors! Have you been hoping to run your own whistle training in your neighborhood or on your block?! A group of organizers has set up a resource website, including links to the scenarios the Mpls trainings have used. If you’re running trainings and needs whistles, DM us! bit.ly/mnresponse

A local 3D printing company has been printing these amazing whistles. Can you help us buy out their printing capacity this week? That gets another 1000+ whistles into responder’s hands. They cost approximately 50 cents apiece, and are sturdy and Minneapolis made! Venmo @MSPWhistles

When I asked about her weekend she replied by asking if I’d noticed that Halloween candy isn’t as good as it used to be: it doesn’t taste like it used to, it doesn’t smell like it used to, and I wanted to tell her she was right something was wrong but not with the candy.

3 knows that when he has a tummy ache it helps to poop, and even though I have explained why he hasn't really mentally connected it, so just now when I had a headache he recommended that I go poop because pooping relieves pain Kids are great

“I think oftentimes when people talk about this history, they usually focus on cis gay men . . . But there is a really exciting new, newish field of study, of scholars who are uncovering stories of people who were lesbians, bisexual, transgender and those really untold stories.”

I told y'all they were gonna come for Teen Vogue

Nancy Ford is trying to justify a racist comment made by Becka Thompson that Thompson apologized for making.

Becka Thompson supporter, Nancy Ford, finds Islamophobic bigotry funny.

“She’s not racist, every else is racist” really violates the First Rule of Holes

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

Our food drive collected 550 pounds of food for our neighbors. That’s how we do it in Minneapolis.

this website rocks

5: What's death? Me: that's kind of a big question, but the short answer is that it's when someone or something stops living 5: NO it is when someone cannot HEAR, wow 🙄

My son

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Hmmmm....

In case you missed this at the Trylon this year and had despaired of ever getting an opportunity to see this beautiful, dreamy film, it’s now on Criterion

getting pulled by your collar into a kiss would fix you btw.