My balls are straight up aching today omg I have to wait til SATURDAY?! If my pants rub my crotch the wrong way I think I’m in trouble 🫣

Home alone for the first time in 5 days. Jerk off time! Right? No. Sir says I have to save it for him on Saturday. 😭 Whew boy. This is some new kind of adventure, for sure.

DAD SAYS GET TESTED! ALSO get your flu and covid vaccinations!

My doctor has made up for saying my ankle is “probably fine” when I had a torn Achilles by saying she would submit ozempic for preapproval with my insurance.

How do I submit my application?

TIL you can rent the house from Poltergeist on Airbnb

Damn Hulu lost a few subscribers and really said “jack up the price, fam”

Does this emotional support iced venti pumpkin spice latte make me look gay?

Anyone else positively DESPISE the new screenshot interface in iOS 26?!

👇🏻👇🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

A trial run before I present the key to Sir on Saturday. Super weird not being able to reach down and play with myself.

Oh lord so how do I pee with the cage on?

Please do not:

Wow! Big news!

I was out of body wash so I bought a bottle of Dr Bronners Peppermint “everything” wash, and Besties when I tell you my butthole is ✨tingling✨ Do I have a new kink?

Oh. Oops.

Had awful dreams the last two nights. Last night I dreamt I was in a Summer Camp Slasher, but my face and specifically my eye have been hurting all day. I think maybe I punched myself in my sleep. 😳

Beyoncé, Gaga, and Taylor complete the Golden Honmoon when?

He’s not wrong.

I wonder; did gays have the same preoccupation with getting bred pre-aids crisis? Or was it just a thing that happened when you had sex?

Yes that’s correct.

Ugh every time Apple has a new major iOS upgrade I have to turn off predictive text AGAIN. So annoying.

🫣🫣🫣🫣

YES!

Yall I saw @pug4hugs.bsky.social at Starbucks this morning and when I tell you he's absolutely stunningly handsome in person.... My first clue should have been the "Emotional Support Pug" T-shirt.

Songs you wouldn’t or couldn’t write in 2025: I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder Operator (That’s not the way it feels)- Jim Croce

I marathoned 7 seasons of The Rookie and then Hulu gave me 9-1-1 to watch and it seems I will now have 8 seasons watching Angela Bassett overact as an angry cop and I’m really sorry for the sassy attitude I will be throwing at literally everyone for the predictable future.

Someone skeeted the other day “what movie would you remake as a muppet movie and why?” And this just crossed my Facebook feed and I think this is the perfect answer.

Coffee thoughts: threading the needle between serving a Sir while also playing Daddy is going to be interesting. “Sorry champ, Dad can’t top cuz Sir says the cage stays on.”

Sir said “you need a cage” and…

This is what I mean when I say I’m available for hugs. 👀

Current earworm “Cop cuties, cute and on duty…” The lead singer is hooooootttttt… 🥵

I don’t know who the guy on this poster is but he’s fucking handsome 🥵

who doesnt love a fuhzee 🦦

Is it just me or does anyone else wanna bury their face in those briefs?

This is the correct method

Discuss

Unrelated to anything else, my foot and ankle doctor said I have “dainty” ankles. 💅🏻 Ready to start my new life as an ankle model, thanks. ☺️

When your man gets what you’re goin through.

A couple really good shots from last night. Photo credit goes to IG: minimumfrequency

Being a bondage bottom was a success and I had a ton of fun. Even got suspended for the first time! In theory there are pictures to come.

I’m just saying I am available for hugs. They free even.

The man speaks facts

Elevator thoughts: We see a decent amount of LGT and often even Q representation in modern media. But I feel like we very infrequently see B, and especially Bi men, if at all. Which I think we need more of.

I have the privilege of being the bondage bottom for rope class tonight and it was requested that I wear a singlet so… how’s this?

What is it about boners and needing to pee. It’s like the second I get hard my bladders like “you thought, fucker…”

Hey, Denver, coming your way 9/29.

Posting spicy noodz on main to feel something today.

You just know he’s pissed off everyone’s talking about Chuck today and no one’s talking about him. But, he has the opportunity to get all of that attention back in a heartbeat. Or, perhaps, a lack of heartbeat? ☠️ 🤞🏻

You know what, if Neicy Nash gave me a pep talk and a hug, I think I might actually experience optimism.