Lord, the 90s were an unhinged time for Saturday morning cartoons

Let's be done with the "if there even *IS* an election" gotcha. We know. The thought has occurred to all of us. It's unhelpful. I'm going to continue behaving as if I'm not powerless—as if totalitarianism isn't inevitable. Because it's not, and I'm not.

Henry is a forever would

Drop something green

Welcome to the Plutocracy

Babe wake up the Secretary of Defense is dropping another worst policy decision anyone at the DoD has ever made in their entire lives again

There really is a #StarWars parallel for literally everything right now, isn’t there?

His allegedly being straight is just mean at this point. Look at this photo. There is no hetero explanation for it.

“you can go peacefully fuck yourself” well done young comrade

Good. Let them burn up that slush fund from OBBB.

If this is true then I can't tell you how much it sucks , so so many artistic fans out there would kill to have thier name in the credits of a #StarTrek show and you already have so many fantastic artists working for you .

I dunno, seems like she got it going….

the Muppets are good make more episodes please

I feel very normal and not at all unhinged about this

New glasses and no glaucoma

Slow in the feet but quick in the cabeza

SWEET

It is Friday the 13th. It is Fat Cock Friday. And given my name, that means I am incredibly powerful today. Enjoy this little treat.

Beetlejuice doesn’t deserve this! 😭

F1 did not need to be this long.... 😴

My power grows! It is nearly my special day!

I honestly don't know why he puts up with me when I do nonsense like this 😂

I would not have enjoyed DS9 as much be half if it didn't have Ferengi hijinks, Lwaxana Troi flirting with Odo, self-sealing stem bolts, Tribbles, holodeck shenanigans, Rom forming a union, holodeck baseball, and on and on. If DS9 had been serious all the way through it would've stunk. Be serious.

Who needs breathable air, who needs drinkable water, who needs an inhabitable planet when stocks go up?

Bored at work and thinking thoughts at my desk

BE THE ELDRITCH POWER YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

Justice isn’t ICE leaving Minnesota. Justice is ICE being held accountable for murdering Americans.

Shoutout to one of my favorite bookstores that is mentioned on this list!

EXACTLY

Irony is dead. Long live irony.

Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies

The Big Beautiful Obit will be nice and all, but so would her getting impeached, convicted, removed, and disbarred. Looking forward to her mugshot and perp walk.

My favorite "stomp clap hey" entry

It's flat. The cuts are incoherent. There's no personality or texture. There is no story line here, no coherent fight choreography, no stakes. This is a neat trick and nothing more. Their faces don't even emote. You're just telling on yourself, my dude.

Damn. Harold and Maude is a deeply strange and incredibly sweet movie held together by his endearingly neurotic performance which is a perfect counterbalance to Ruth Gordon's lusty eccentricities. One of the great cinematic weirdos. RIP.

The ruling was that Presidents have immunity. That doesn’t cover the cabinet. Nixon’s AG went to prison, after all.

Don’t ask me how, but you can really tell that everyone seated in that front row behind Bondi is a Republican aid.

Man, she can't even Mean Girl competently.

I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks

This tiring immature edgelord "provocateur" would say this shit

Chuck Schumer alarmed to report that the Baileys have begun to worship the dreaded Pah-wraiths of Bajor

This is really sad news

Bro ZERO VOTES ON THE NO BILL LMAO

I know we dream a lot about the Big Beautiful Obituary, but the day Pam Bondi gets imprisoned for life for her role in facilitating the coverup of the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in US history is also going to be a very good day

Every morning