Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

So many! Tim Burton, Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Hayao Miyazaki, Orson Welles, Preston Sturges, Billy Wilder, Jane Campion, Lina Wertmuller, Francis Ford Coppola, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Guillermo del Toro, Alfonso Cuaron, Elaine May, Pedro Almodovar, Akira Kurosawa, Ingmar Bergman

He’s a good guard dog. My ever faithful and loyal companion.

I am going to break my teeth by the time that this show is done

Love the commitment to making the guy who plays Pedro in Like Water For Chocolate being face meltingly hot. Just… goddamn. Tita, I get it, girl. I. Get. It.

My purchases between HPB and ABC today

How will you enter 2026? Me:

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

Let’s not forgot that she described her pregnancy as being a “cancerous tumor” and stated that she’d rather have a dog than a kid. She just wasn’t a very good person. A screen icon? Sure. But a bit of an asshole when you get right down to it.

Share a great female villain

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. This one was pretty good

Caught up on some previously unseen John Carpenter films and here's where I'm landing on his oeuvre

My curmudgeonly thought for the day: We would not need so many "The ending of blahblahblah EXPLAINED" videos if full-length works of narrative fiction were still routinely taught in grades 5-12. If fairly straightforward plotlines are baffling this many people, something has gone seriously wrong.

Ok, that's enough holiday-themed avatar and banner for me

John Carpenter, was it necessary to pitch down Pam Greir's voice 1.5 octaves to make the point that she's a transwoman? And did Snake have to continually deadname her? Yikes.

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Ghosts of Mars commits a lot of cinematic sins but arguably the biggest is giving Pam Grier an absolute nothing of a role

I’ve got a few that fall into the “twice” category but only one that falls into multiple

Kinda hate how right both of these people are

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Charade, a screwball spy thriller that plays like the best movie that Alfred Hitchcock never made

Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.

O’Brien Mood Chart #StarTrekMemes #StarTrek

Dare I spend a third day in a row doing nothing but playing video games and watching movies?

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I have not stopped singing this to the melody of the actual song. It's not my fault it fits perfectly. It is hilarious, though. Never going to tire of this.

rizzo the rat is a nj icon

Iconic film scenes for Yuletide viewing.

Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol

Is he…?

remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes

Don't act brand new. The song clearly states that he's woke.

Still wish I had animation skills because I would love to be able to make an adaptation of E. T. A. Hoffmann's full story

Watching one of the bajillion filmed versions of The Nutcracker. Found this one on Tubi.

The only reason I didn’t start crying during Muppet Christmas Carol (as I usually do) is because he fed me while I watched it.

Kermit: I-I picked a spot for Tim where he can see... Uh... It's... It's a spot on the hill. And you can see the ducks on the River. Piggy: Tiny Tim... Kermit: Tiny Tim always loved watching the ducks on the River. Me:

🎶... tiny tots, with their eyes all a-glow, will find it hard to sleep tonight...🎶

Why for are there fireworks on Christmas in this neighborhood?

True. And it’s a tender, homoerotic masterpiece.

happy crimus 🎄 it's chrismun ✨ merry crisis 🎁 merry chrysler

Everybody's gangster until the end of It's a Wonderful Life

Some of you have been naghty this year. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

they were queening tf out

A Christmas Carol (1843) is one of our most enduring stories bc it rightly insists that to get wealthy ppl to do the right thing, we gotta scare the shit outta them first

Yeah, I would.

Yeah, that's pretty much the plot

A Merry Mothra Christmas Eve to you!