Allamalay lemon meringue

Still waiting for the mitigation guys to show up despite saying they'd be here this morning. Tomorrow I've got the leak detection folks coming. The fun never stops.

On the one hand: LMFAO On the other hand: what new fuckery will he unleash with his replacement pick? What bottom of the barrel scraping is going to be done for that?

chef's kiss

Once again I am proclaiming that this man should've won an Emmy for "Kiksuya" which remains one of the best episodes of Westworld

J. D. Vance is... bell hooks' Wario?

This tweet came for me and my entire life

I mean this earnestly. What the fuck is he braying on about? He is addled and beyond comprehension.

Sometimes I think “yeah no I don’t have an accent” and then I’ll start a sentence with “yeah no” with severe vocal fry

I just think Omar Sharif in the 1950s is really neat

More blasphemous and heretical nonsense from these people, I see.

Because of my job, I've had the pleasure of meeting some of the technical and science officers who work on stuff like this and people who either were astronauts or in the process of applying to become them. They have uniformly been some of the most passionate folks about what they do. This rules.

Don't get me wrong: I'm relieved that this case is shaping up as either 8-1 or 7-2 against the Trump executive order. But the case is a gift to the Supreme Court. By rejecting an outlandish position, it will earn credibility as apolitical, even as the Overton window moves far to the right.

I was not prepared to learn that Ben Platt was the sane and moderating voice of reason in that family today

While Washington wages war on science, NASA just sent humans to the Moon's vicinity for the first time since 1972. Bravo #TeamNASA — proof that public science, when it's funded and trusted, still does extraordinary things.

Hrmmm..... Part of what made Gladys work so well was the whole mystery surrounding her. I'm not sure revealing that is a good idea.

Rahm Emanuel is on this side of the issue now? Before Schumer even?? Wild times to be living through. But this man will say or do anything to get elected.

Antonia San Juan in All About My Mother

TEN-PART!??

I could use the distraction

What we SHOULD be asking is why isn’t Kristi Noem in prison yet?

It’s only Tuesday and I’ve had to see the words “Bryon Noem” “counterintelligence” and “bimbofication” in the same paragraph.

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

All that flooring repair that got done in 2024? Welp. It's getting redone because they keep finding damp floorboards. I am so tired. I want out of this goddamn unit. Let it be someone else's problem.

to my trans homies. 👇🏻 🏳️‍⚧️💚

nods

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

"Conversion talk therapy" counts as verbal and psychological abuse, thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

I grew up going to church a lot. Went to a private religious school for a few years and had to do midweek chapel and the whole bit. This performative Christianity has always irked me and is so disgusting. Heretical behavior. Smite worthy, really.

Happy trans day of visibility

Welp.

As a protestant, this feels strange to say, but the point at which an adult convert to Catholicism has been rebuked by two Popes in one year and then goes on to write a memoir called 'Communion' about his faith, they ought to bring excommunication back. This guy is evidently an unrepentant heretic.

I love him

Watching the “New Eden” episode of Discovery and all I can think is that these people worship a Digimon

He was tho

Bearded Spock is just….

We used to be a proper country.

I don't know how many times I have to say "send me everything separately and I'll put it together, convert to PDF, and upload it FOR YOU" but apparently every single email I send about this proposal isn't cutting it. Whatever. I'm trying. If this project doesn't get picked up again, not my fault.

It's Monday again

Not even 10 am and I'm already ready to quit for the day and start drinking

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Did Lisa Kudrow just go through her contacts list and ask every single homosexual she could think of to cameo or make a guest spot in this season of The Comeback?

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

We didn’t go to hell at my old school

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

Damn right comrade Sagan