Heavy handed metaphors will continue until things improve

If Mexico wins, I'll post 🥜📹

No, Disney+, I do not want this Spanish language show to default to your shitty English dub. 😠

Ordered.

Do I want to order tacos...?

This is just a group of Cancers that have gathered together

Starting in on Father of the Bride Part II and the son-in-law in these films was the voice of Superman in Justice League. George Newbern replaced Tim Daly when Daly was involved in a different tv show and couldn't reprise his role.

I’ll be whatever I want to do!

I am never more attracted to Steve Martin than when he plays a likeable, slightly goofy/out of touch but well meaning and very loving husband/dad in films like Parenthood or Father of the Bride.

I was butch and reinstalled my bedroom blinds 💪

We deserve this

For entirely selfish* reasons, I really wish we got more Luke Brandon Field as young Daniel in this season. * ok, fine. They're horny reasons.

Noah Reid is hot in The Vampire Lestat in a completely different way than he was hot in Schitt's Creek

Bought too many books again.

It is unchristian out here.

Enjoy this semi while I get ready to go out. (Barnes & Noble is having a double stamps thing and there’s a book or two I want to grab.)

Obviously.

A classic.

Share an 80s movie you will always love

I need to read this run

One of the few good things about having an elderly pet is that I think his hearing is going because the loud pops from the fireworks have not disturbed him at all tonight. He's just been passed out the entire time.

This is literally a Spaceballs bit

Yes, superhero films are not continually performing as well as they were just a few years ago and now video game adaptations are doing better! Hollywood is chasing IP trends again. Third verse same as the first.

The weather could do the funniest thing and pull a Caddyshack

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.

Happy Fourth

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

I still wonder why Criterion didn't (or maybe couldn't?) include Seven Men from Now in the Ranown Westerns box set.

This was so dope. It was so very 90s, too. Sunspot and Cable are in their X-Force outfits, Jubilee is in her Generation X uniform, Psylocke and Archangel are in their X-Men Blue/Gold looks.

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

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This is Patriot Pug. Patriot Pug does not light fireworks and hates fascism. Patriot Pug believes in equity, kindness, and protection for everyone. Or else.

- appearance of livestock parasites - the return of vanquished diseases - mysterious lesions appear on his body - the local waters are changing colors - dangerous weather threatens his events Folks… I think he’s being smited. 😳

This is what every journalist who comes on here then writes a story about the place feels like:

I quote this all the time and no one ever gets it. Anyway, I'm going to have a different response every time this prompt comes around because my brain is mostly just Simpsons quotes.

These queens stating that ONE girl putting them in the bottom for MVQ would mean they're up for lip syncing is cracking me up. It's an aggregate score! Multiple queens would have to rank you in the bottom third! Not just ONE!

Ok if ANY lip sync/moment this season deserved a double save, it was that one!

Given this bottom two, does this mean All Stars 11 was actually a roundabout way of giving Crystal the crown?

This is the most awkward challenge 😬

Kennedy.... you in danger, girl.

I can't believe that 2/3 of bracket 3 made it through to the semifinals. Wild!

Evan Mulrooney is both annoying to me and so hot that I want to make him bust so hard he astral projects a tiny bit

Since it is this most Holy of Days (new Madonna), I would like to remind everyone that her Marvin Gaye cover made in collaboration with Massive Attack still goes super hard

Ain't you supposed to be satire?

I decided to read Howl's Moving Castle and I am now once again thinking about how Christian Bale delivers "That's my girl"

When they covered him in glue for some reason and then ripped it off of him

Listening to Confessions II at my desk but inside I'm just like