I think I'd be excellent in a coma.

Finally getting around to the Alien: Earth finale and my overall assessment of the show/season has been

Man has the emotional regulation capabilities of an infant

*chef's kiss*

“The president was caught in a fatal funnel”

Co-signed

NBC News projects: Democrat Adelita Grijalva wins the special election for Arizona House District 7. Grijalva will bring the important 218th signature to the chamber's Epstein files discharge petition — forcing Mike Johnson to handle a fight that has divided his conference.

These memes are killing me 🤣

These are my nipples, Pain and Panic. 🙃

Let’s replay this one next

*makes loud fart noises with my mouth* God, they want to wag the dog so hard.

That’s what they want us to think, yes.

The BS asymmetry principle: The amount of energy needed to refute BS is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it. Thank you to every science communicator who is doing the almost impossible work of countering misinformation every day. Every single one of you is saving lives!

I thought about this post a lot today You can replace vaccine with Tylenol

There's barely any now. Everyone is a beautiful eunuch in so much media, especially the blockbusters. Do these humorless sex scolds cross and tighten their legs at the slightest change in crotch humidity?

This Gen X comment took me because... yeah 🙃

Our country is run by a lot of wealthy, thin skinned men with the knowledge of a first grader

I hate being poor and needing car repair 🥲 I need dick to destress

2+ hours is always a lot to ask from any comedy but especially ones built from the thin sketch of a reoccurring SNL gag

I am losing it 😂

Post a duo

Today on the podcast, Katya said that aside from watching movies eating ass was her favorite activity. And you know what? I felt that. 😌

LOL. LMFAO even. “We only used this character for crossover synergy reasons instead of it being organic to the story or just because we wanted to use that character.”

Sometimes the universe has a very silly, if too on-the-nose, sense of humor.

My pregnant neighbor took Tylenol and all the chickens in our village layed only small flavorless onions instead of eggs for seven cycles of the moon.

I saw Goody Proctor with the Tylenol!

😒😒😒

C'mon CHF, work faster....

I NEED Nintendo and/or Game Freak's lawyers to do grind them into paste, legally speaking

Some of us do.

Drop some TONGUES 😜🖤👅

Ma'am, this has never been the case anywhere at any point in time. Why would you think this? These people believe in a version of America that doesn't exist outside the House and it is clearly a mass hallucination.

This is so very sweet! 🥹

Not to be too millennial about it, but I’m watching Napoleon Dynamite for the first time in years and I’m still cackling like a hyena. Such a dumb, strangely sweet, deeply silly movie.

All of us getting raptured tomorrow

You can't spell acetaminophen without antipha.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

The problem is they climbed up the escalation ladder too quickly. They've run out of credible "or elses." Or else what? You'll try to murder Congress then pardon the guys who did it and call them patriots? You'll have the Supreme Court overturn precedent without even explaining their reasoning?

That alleged “no daylight” warning/threat is starting to feel semi-credible

This time, with reparations!

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Is this because he's allegedly illiterate or is this the incredibly obvious dementia at work? Both?

Picard strategy tip: When an egotistical, malevolent person tells you their dangerous intent, believe them.

The only "Rapture" I will acknowledge

It's so funny watching them splinter and in-fight because their chosen ones aren't doing the things that wanted them to do once they got into power 😂

My only thoughts on The Mandalorian and Grogu are as follows: - The Book of Boba Fett essentially being season 2.5 instead of its own independent thing ruined the third season; - The third season was entirely forgettable; - The show doesn't have the pull it once did in the first two seasons;

“Please come back to Disney+ and Hulu, guys. We just released the Star War trailer! 😭”

These people stress me out and give me heartburn, which was never really an issue for me until recently. Just makes me want to eat out a dude as a form of stress relief.