Some messages you can never be ready for

Dinner with the grandparents is a bad time to realize there's still cum in your butt. Merry Christmas.

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My favorite sort of winter is summer.

Took a bit of listening, but @smileythepup.bsky.social and I managed to convince the big guy to see it our way... 🎨- @mustachemutt.bsky.social

"Woah fellas, I think you might be a little too into this..." Who DOESNT have it bad for Krampus? Comm for @jino.dog and @smileythepup.bsky.social !

Ever see someone with the same dick as you and get confused

I feel very gay (homosexual) today

Santa said he couldn't do what @jino.dog and I wanted so we had to turn to... Other sources... Don't know if he's on board just yet Art: @mustachemutt.bsky.social

New teaser! Drawn to resemble a pixel art visual novel, Transported to Another World by @mabit.bsky.social follows Albus as he falls into a Medieval fantasy world as part of a game. But when he meets Bramble the innkeeper, he's eager to advance the story... www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

Check out the new poster fire my animation in our film project! If you’re able to, I’d appreciate any support you can give the Kickstarter so I can be an actual film animator <3 www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

gorp?!

Vanity fair, goddamn I never want a photographer to be mad at me. Christ.

Hey bro why do you take so long in the bathroom

*cough I'm in this one cough*

Another one of our shorts is “Many Happy Returns,” by @supersonicsoup.bsky.social . After getting a text, Pup realizes he has a birthday surprise at the local club. But can he follow the rules his friends have set up? Or will he lose his real prize? www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

if I see an AI advertisement I will immediately assume that as much thought as went into the ad went into the product and never buy from your stupid company

Taking days off is so tits This shit is 100% boobies Straight nipplin up in here alright

Okay fine, inner voice I'll get final fantasy tactics You win 😭

I think that from now on, every time someone asks me my dick size I'm just gonna roll 1d10 and tell them whatever number it lands on.

What do you mean you want to wring the sweat from my thong and drink it like a fine English tea 😳

If I were a surgeon I think I would Collect Things™️ from people

Chat is this real

You ever wonder why Yoshi is like that?

I think only have 1.5 days of "no alcohol because antibiotics" left and boy howdy I am going to sip wine in the gayest manner possible once the timer is up

I want a moba gameplay without the moba community toxicity 😖

The key to a good story is having a character that is a big strong wolf lady. If you're having trouble writing something, try adding a big strong wolf lady to it.

The worst part about fitness stuff is that it isn't really complicated at all, it just takes forever

Beginning to realize that as my stress goes up, the ability to communicate in anything but a professional context goes down significantly.

I know this is only adding to the list of emails and calls to representatives, but please consider doing either or ): these poor social creatures don't deserve any of this. actionnetwork.org/letters/urge...

I hate the casting for the street fighter movie so much it's literally making me ill

CONTROL RESONANT YES FUCK ME UP WEIRD STYLE YESSSSS

Hey folks There's still time to support #FairGame2026Film! Check out the Kickstarter so I can be the voice of a jock lion bro 🦁🏈💦😩 www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

Shouts out to the vague notion of "feeling sort of bad but not incredibly bad so you don't think it's important enough to bother your friends about and also not fully trusting if you feel bad or if you're just tired but also also having too much work to sleep so you must persist in the bad" aka 7pm

Fuck it, I've decided to no longer believe in Jupiter.

Doing my cardio while wearing a thong because being a slut motivates me

You should be able to go to the store and buy like, 4 slices of bread. I can't commit to a full loaf but I still want to experience bread sometimes.

Drawn to resemble a pixel art visual novel, Transported to Another World by @mabit.bsky.social follows Albus as he falls into a Medieval fantasy world as part of a game. But when he meets Bramble the innkeeper, he's eager to advance the story... #fairgame2026film www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

I broke my toe like a week ago (not an important one don't worry) and I keep forgetting I did it and then just kinda re-hurt it by being a fiddly bastard

Do you think Machoke is smelly

Me, a SHAMELESS pussy, once again crying reading an emotional scene in a webcomic

Look at this UwU ass biiiiiiiiiitch

Feeling kinda unattractive today, think I'm gonna go to the gym until I feel better or too sweaty to care

Feel me?

Coming in hot as R.00 A big, buff, digital kangaroo. Having read the story for this one, you're all in for a treat. #FairGame2026Film is going to be quite the adventure I hope you can join us for. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

Future tummy ache survivor

There are certain songs that would be perfect to fall off a cliff to in slow motion after jumping in front of an enemy attack to save the love of your life. ... ..... Fuck it, time to start a playlist

Every now and then I find someone so earnestly into one very specific fetish that I don't have, and like, it's so endearing that they just kinda sell me on the whole thing.

Finally allowed to announce... This bad dog's gonna be a voice actor on #fairgame2026film! The Kickstarter's up, so if you like my voice and/or animated sluttery then check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

Me: *turns on my fiance's seat heater in the car before we drive home* Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.