This sketch is old, but man it's always in the back of my head. Something about truck stops man. 💦

We need a better word for prostate. It's not sexy enough. Writers, get on that please.

We are in a deficit for shirtless men singing about being horny in the rain. We used to be a society

I'm sleepy but in a "sucking dick would probably fix me" sort of way

Jodeci was wild What do you mean you're a group of hetero dudes who like to hang out and sing about how horny you all are???

💢

God I hate bicep pumps so much

Forearms went kinda crazy this morning

It's a day for liking butthole I think

I am not trusting Discord with my ID and netiher should you.

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

There's a lady at the gym wearing stuff that could be skimpy (accidental) or skimpy (on purpose) and idk if there's a polite way to say "ma'am your titty meat is falling out" but also MY titty meat is falling out intentionally so who am I to say anything???

Rhythm Doctor is such a comfort game for me now. The music is awesome and also it's just so damn sweet

My balls are a lot like Sasquatch. Large Hairy Hard to capture on camera Believed to be somewhere in the Pacific Northwest

I have become one with the couch

God my balls are so cold today

I feel like one of my titties gets sweatier before the other one but also I'm not sure which one does it

Yippee

Getting Simba with the wide angle lense 📸

Set up is ready for our final stretch of the @thetabooshow in Vancouver! Doors are opening soon, excited to see ya drop by!!

Any kinky buggers in Vancouver this weekend should absolutely check out this show, literally just to see the Scrapyard booth.

Man, I may be a horny bastard but I'm also a big eepy lil guy, and I will choose a nap before sex 9 out of 10 times. (Posted immediately after closing Grindr and walking to the cozy room)

A group of dudes should cum on my chest today. I totally deserve it. I've been so good 😤

Haha arms go brrr

Dude, you passed out in the sauna! Here, lemme help you up.

I'M A LOSER HONEY! A SCHMOOZER AND A DUMMY 😎✨✨

Just found out some art I reposted was AI generated. Removed the reposts and blocked the account. If you EVER see me reposting something AI, let me know IMMEDIATELY so I can delete that shit. I don't fuck with AI at all, it's just hard to tell sometimes.

Oh god oh fuck tricep cramps oh golly gee wilikers heck heck oh biscuits

Sneaking locker room pics is self care

We're so real for this

Recorded my lines for #FairGame2026Film along with a special Cameo for a supporter. I hope the person who gets it knows that I was, uhh, very "in character" while recording it (And any sound effects you may hear are very real 😉)

Very grateful to have friends who can take dick well. Bless you 🙏🏾

Is this the year that I finally try king gizzard & the lizard wizard??? I'm scared

Pet peeve: when I ask people for a spot and they ask me how many reps I'm doing. I don't know how many reps I'm gonna get. Sure, I have an idea, but what happens when I say 5 but when I get down there I realize I have 7 in me? You gonna rack it after 5? Don't try to predict the set Let it happen

Need more moose

Local dog still awake despite desperately wanting sleep because he has a work meeting at 8pm, which is illegal and possibly homophobic

Always good to get your squats in! :3c #nsfwfemboy #blackfemboy #nsfw #gay

bitch doctor

I give mice cookies. I then give them milk too.

shopping

Get in there, boy. Tags: #nsfw | #furrynsfw

Just a gay lil dog drinking his gay lil sleepytime tea ☕🐺

Thank god for muscle booties 🔥🙏🏾🔥

I consider myself a sexual Goku and I will not explain what I mean by that.

Plateau. 📷- @defyingbinaries.bsky.social

Any one else remember thus game?? ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵖˡᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃᵘᵈᶦᵒ, ᴵ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵉᵃˡᶦⁿᵍ ᴬᵈᵒᵇᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐᶦᵉʳ

Letting a cutie feel up my muscles in the steam room post workout was a nice lil ego boost for the day. It's nice being appreciated 😈

Morning mindset has kinda shifted into thinking about my training in the context of art, but the second I go into more than 20 seconds into that train of thought I feel like a cunt

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser. What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

Slide. 📷 - @defyingbinaries.bsky.social