Horny and angry about it

Does anyone ever think about how horrifically strong the prince from Katamari Damacy must be?

It's truly incredible what the human anus can do when you believe in yourself

Going through some of the music I used to make and honestly? I fuck with it a lot. Need to find the time to make more stuff.

My balls are a lot like Sasquatch. Large Hairy Hard to capture on camera Believed to be somewhere in the Pacific Northwest

It's really weird to be like "hey I did a thing and I'm proud of it" but like...yeah

A piece I choreographed and performed at a few places this year. Full video on vimeo and jff (for free) vimeo.com/1180521121 💖🐺

Fucking annoying that when you post to socials from jff that they don't put the text of the post on the actual bsky post Gonna repost with the vimeo link instead

Bsky videos have a 3 minute limit 😭

Was kinda confused about everyone shitting eggs yesterday before I remembered

Slowly realizing that I'm in the middle of a depressive episode but like, in public so being chill and very casual about it.

I feel like the first person who saw a peacock probably freaked the fuck out

Every food challenge show is like Ooh nobody has ever eaten big burger Look at how big the big burger is I'm gonna eat the big burger Haha big burger isn't so big Oh no big burger is actually pretty big I dunno if I can finish big burger?? Oh no big burger was too big for me 😔

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Judging by everyone doing the same Bowser picture I'm guessing that thing happened in the new movie?

Is there any musical that exists such that the movie version of the soundtrack is better than the original Broadway cast?

So glad the 30 seconds to mars guy never got into acting

There's a guy at the gym who has a "this is a hard rep" face that is exactly the same as someone I know's "I am taking dick quite vigorously" face and I cannot unsee it

Burned my ego waffle and I think I'm a little homicidal about it

I wish I could repost this in bold

Visible, powerful, loud as all hell, too real to be ignored. Celebrate your damn selves, you deserve it 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 #TDoV

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Trans people are cool as fuck and I feel lucky that my circle has so many.

I need folks to understand that as little as 20 years ago it was -expected- for any queer event, of just about every nature, to offer free HIV testing and distribute safe sex materials. It has nothing to do with “it’s about sex.” It has everything to do with “We want you to be okay.”

Been meaning to go back and finish this . But considering it being #transdayofvisibility I want to show solidarity with my trans peeps. These have been difficult days. And yall deserve better. You’re the first to get hit and the last to be thanked for all your strength and love. I see you. <3

DayQuil honey and lemon pre-workout Because things need to get done and life does not care that I'm a sick puppy

You’re terrifying. I like you. 😘

Mile high club application

Hope you're ready

Damn they selling pussy clips for the gym now

Gonna microwave a red bull and sip it like tea

What happens in Wisconsin? What do they do there???

What if I just didn't do taxes this year?

OKAY SO APPARENTLY THERE'S A CORNER OF MY HOUSE WHERE ALL SPIDERS GO TO DIE??????

So how was your weekend?

its so convenient that cum is a goo. if it were a juice i'd be in trouble!!

Exhausted and bad body image day? Fuck it, incline bench press PR Also who decided 120lb dumbbells should exist? I just want to talk.

Performance went super well Huge thanks to those who came out to see me. Hope you enjoyed the show ❤️

This is TONIGHT!! Ya boi is ready to put on a show 🔥💖✨

Comm series for @feelingbleu.bsky.social from 2022. Wow! Hard to believe this is almost 4 years old already. #concoctions #furryart

Please understand that if I'm ever in a bottom mood my intent is to break your pelvis and possibly your psyche as a whole.

I get kinda annoyed about the amount of people who approach me with fantasies that basically translate to "hey you do literally everything, I want to have no sexual agency" and expect me to be excited about it.

BIGGEST SLUT IN THE GYM

Having broad shoulders is cool and everything but I wish more jackets fit me

I can't stand the rain

Just found out some people don't douche before going to the gym and honestly I'm disgusted

The masculine urge to yell "IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER" and scratch something

Instagram like "hmm he really likes training core and also desperately needs 5000 ads on shaving his hole"

Just remembered I own a heated blanket. It's so fucking over for me tonight