Sailor Goon

My husband's face is so cute that sometimes it makes me angry before I remember that I'm contractually allowed to kiss him.

Hahaha garlic knots Haha garlick my knot hahaha

Shine On You Crazy Diamonds (Pts. 37-106)

Got a job for you, puppy

One of them there movin pictures

Bro I'm so grabbable rn

Chest day but the back is looking wiiiide

Seeing a few weird takes about last night's politics shit where it's like "don't get your hopes up, [name] isn't actually gonna do anything" Like bro let people be happy for 5 minutes about something not terrible happening God forbid we have 4 minutes without wanting to jump off a bridge goddamn

Honestly wearing dresses is fun. You can totally feel manly and pretty at the same time.

More pics from last weekend My favorite thing about wearing that dress is freeballing 🤤

Hmm Apparently you can suddenly become allergic to things Which is making me somewhat nervous about how my throat currently feels after eating this banana

I don't understand people who want to fuck me FNAF Afton like ignore the fursuit for a second bitch that is a zombie

Okay hear me out ... ...... Labia lip gloss

On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future. I hope you will too.

I know what my puppy needs 😈

EVERY holiday needs a sufficiently fuckable mascot for me to care about it now.

OH SHIT ITS ALMOST KRAMPUS PORN SEASON

We should all be more afraid of hippos

Goddamn I am so full of pee

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Hey, for clarity When posting stuff like this I'm not asking for validation or anything. My brain is just weird and most of the time I have very very negative body image, so when I actually have times I feel good I legit feel thankful for it

I know it's November now but c'mon, the cage was comfy, wasn't it?

Buncha do nothing bitches in the gym this morning fr

Toss some ass to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty 🥺

201 lbs this morning Closer to my weight goal than I've been in quite some time

Idk who you are, if you have a good glute pump you're gonna wanna walk like a bad bitch

Thank y'all for putting up with my picture spamming during this window of "hey I feel pretty" ❤️😘✨

I miss playing fetch. Running around throwing shit is fun

Birds are weird

Woke up feeling things

First time ever I've gotten through airport security twice without them asking about my ball stretcher. They don't give a fuck right now

Just hangin around

Okay but my Halloween look was cute as fuck

I'm basically unwilling to fuck anyone who's willing to fuck me without asking about status and recent checkups, and sadly that rule seems to negate like 99% of potential fun time encounters

Hmm I wonder if this guy in the SNIFFIES crop top might be gay

Happy hollow yeen to those in the near future

I could definitely eat 100 chicken nuggets in one sitting

Hey car people If your vehicle sounds like 17 elephants collectively shitting at once then I promise you, everyone in a 5 mile radius of you at any given time probably genuinely hates you (and they are correct).

Guy doing db front raises somehow looking like he's practicing skiing

Looking for jockstrap recommendations. Needs: - waistband that doesn't wear out super fast - lots of pouch space - company doesn't use AI art in their ads

I think I never want to play another battle royale game again

I get really mad at recipe videos where they only tell you the grams of protein up front Like, protein content doesn't matter if the calories are stupid high 20g protein for 100 calories is excellent. 20g for 200 calories is great. 20g for 400 calories? 600?? 800??? There's bullshit out here.

I really really really really really really really want to hug a cow. Cows are so cute and they're just big ol puppy and when they're happy they get the zoomies and I love cows so much

Hey Do me a favor and go out of your way to be kind to someone today. Thanks ❤️

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Let's just stay in bed

Wish I had smaller hands

Went hard this morning and now my back/arms are no longer following my instructions

Forget the polls. Take nothing for granted. And let's work our hearts out these next seven days. Vote now: zohranfornyc.com/vote Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv