I need to gtfo of academia or I might break out ol' reliable

Waaiiiittt, that Pokémon commercial was a gag tho

I don't think I've ever been as shocked and surprised and delighted as when I saw Gaga show up on that rooftop wedding 🤩🤩

Thank god for Bad Bunny's hips omg

They can't keep saying "Witherspoon" like this and not bring her out.

Homesick by Noah Kahan

When you think about it, it really is crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate.

Uh oh, becoming hyperfixated on a new hobby 😯

I just know the first lobster roll I'll have this summer is going to be EUPHORIC 🫠

Love seeing these big beefy guys pose and flex in the mirror. Very puss very slay of them 💪💅

Already thinking about my second Bip Burger

Melkor and Ungoliant running between Middle Earth and Aman makes me think of Yzma and Kronk causing mischief in the Inca Empire.

bad bunny pulling that big bear energy face

You are what you eat (a tart)

I would lay my life on the line for Izaya, Taeheon, and Jobu

I love waking up on Sunday mornings and watching House Hunters ☺️☺️

Sorry to myself if this catches heat, but whenever I'm watching Traitors and C*lton's smug face comes up on my screen I get so annoyed.

One of my biggest fears is rushing down a flight of stairs, big titties bouncing, and tripping over my own foot and falling face first 🙈

When PinkPantheress said "I'm freezing outside," never has there been a more relatable queen 🙂‍↕️🥶

Everything feels more heavy and awful with Catherine O'Hara's passing, but the legacy she left behind will always remain a shining respite from all the other awful things in the world, and at least that's something.

Push Day workout was fab!

The gay and depressed freediver in the PNW really does it for me.

Me after eating a box of Cheez-Its in one sitting.

Monday hot dogs Tuesday tacos Wednesday hamburgers and chocolate milk Thursday sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week.

Charli XCX in 2017

This wind chill is not it! Whatever happened to a nice warm breeze???

...Am I crazy to think you shouldn't internalize what someone else says about their own body???

I'm curious if anyone who voted for Trump feels any sort of remorse about ICE murdering and harming people wherever they go. I don't see how they can truly believe this is making America great. I understand delusion and propaganda is there but come on.

Equipped on leg day to raise strength and dexterity by 20.

Happy FCF (fruity cookie friday)! I made Linzer cookies with strawberry-apricot jam ☺️❤️

Truly didn't think the gay guy music video night request post would spread around as much, but it's very cool to see everyone's choices!

A winter storm approaches and suddenly everyone forgets how to be courteous in a grocery store.

You're at gay guy music video night and can make one (1) request. What are you choosing? I'm picking Venus by Lady Gaga feat. The Muppets.

My phone flipping a front-camera photo is so disrespectful. Like who is that? That's not me iktr.

Drag number that starts with "Prologue: Into the Woods" then transitions into the chorus of Scheiße by Lady Gaga 🙂‍↕️

No tea I think my snails crawled out of their tank and ran away 😔

What's your sign?

Made a second shirt and wanted to show y'all! Getting a bit better at this 😁

Wore a jockstrap to the gym for the first time. And I think I get it now!

Started The Boyfriend season 2 today and someone get me in that house with those men NOW!

Bringing this work of art back now that it’s #thetraitorsUS season again

We should all apply for The Traitors and have a Bloomf season.

Feeding my sourdough starter after leaving it in the fridge for a couple months

Had a moment of weakness at the gym today but powered through it and now we're so back.

What are some songs that you feel like you're the most beautiful, fly, hot, and sexy thing in the room? Like taking just one step will turn heads? Mine include: I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney, 10/10 by Jae Stephens, and Whiplash/ Dirty Work by aespa.

Gooning over big bay windows this morning.

Husband bought me a sewing machine for Christmas because I want to make clothes, and with help and guidance from @svenbark.bsky.social, I made my first shirt!! It's not ~perfect~, but I'm v happy with how it turned out! Feels amazing to wear something I made 😁

Truly a shame that none of my gym crushes are hopelessly in love with me 😔

How do I get a job where I'm on vacation every day?