XOXO, Saturday pump.

Couples meeting for the first time on the new hit Netflix show "Love is Deaf"

God I need to learn how to build a house

I just want to know who is out there telling a 10 year old they walk like a bitch.

Anyone want a bite of my sweet treat? They're pecan pie blondies with a pecan caramel topping bc I love a nut.

I desperately need more irl friends to bake for and get together to share sweets with 😩

Wanted to go to bed by 10, stayed up well past midnight working on a c*ver l*tter for a j*b 😮‍💨

cupcakKe is a national treasure and needs to be awarded a Pulitzer for her creativity and lyricism ☝️

There's a guy at the gym who looks like Count Orlok if he slayed, and I think into it?

I love that Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill were roommates at one point and then both won their races tonight.

November 2024 // November 2025 There's always room for progress!

Having the day off for Election Day means I went to the gym twice today 😵‍💫

Good morning!

Olivia Dean and Goldford this Tuesday morning making me feel GOOD ☺️

I'm an industry professional if the industry is crushing spices with my molcajete.

I need to get back to my Southern CA roots and start saying "the" before a freeway number again.

Happy TheyThember to all my nonbinary bloomfs!

Halloween may be my favorite holiday, but my bells WILL be jingling by Monday.

Any ghouls want to come from your humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes?

People with trypophobia on opposite day.

Had a very very solid Push Day today 😁😁

Intended to go on a jog this morning but made pumpkin spice syrup for my coffee instead 😌😌

The AI mom in Smart House (1999)

I think if I heard Rocket Number 9 (Gesaffelstein remix) by Zombie Zombie transition into Venus by Lady Gaga at a party I might combust 🥴

Push Day powered by glycolysis, the Krebs cycle, and oxidative phosphorylation 🙌

It's always wild working out next to a person lifting so much weight. Like puss puss girl you better work.

Bought a pack of pumpkin sausages from the butcher shop and I've never been so excited to eat a sausage.

Went to a non-gay Halloween event tonight and this is what I came up with? Vampire cowboy??

I just wanna send bloomfs hot pics but I'm shy 🫣

I think the secret to gaining muscle is losing track of how many reps you just did and starting the set from the beginning.

Demi really said "We're crying in the club, girls" 😭😭

Last night I was told I'm the second gayest guy in our friend group and I think that's beautiful.

Me moving from CA to an open carry state.

It's always "Bro you're jacked!" and never "Bro, your presence is imposing and your aura is very threatening" 😒

Me riding the Haunted Mansion

I just think a Close Friends-type feature on Bluesky would heal me.

Took about a week break from the gym and have to remind myself that that's okay, but I'm back at it!

You're laughing? Pizzas are getting smaller by the day, and you're laughing?

Bought more Halloween candy

Saw lil diva head spin movie for the first time tonight and it is a VERY good movie, wow.

Me every Friday: Get the Alison Hammond on the TV, I AM watching that.

Okay ngl, Mega Starmie looks like it can beat me up.

I'm curious – If you were forced to listen to music from one artist only (including their entire discography), who would it be? Bands included obv.

Now how am I [redacted] years old and just developed a new cowlick that won't be tamed? 😠

They should invent a place that has Autumn vibes and temperatures but the sun stays out longer.

I know three (3) gay guys named Adam and now I'm starting to think it really was Adam and Steve in the garden.

Okay consider this: The Halloween theme but if Beaker (Muppets) sang it.

No depresso, but how do I become one of those "Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened" type of people??

And by that I mean we had a very late ceremony and reception lol.

Back from marrying my husband of three years, what did I miss?