So glad I watched the drag race finale before coming on this website knowing you nasty girls would spoil it so quickly.

Buc-ee's really is America's Disneyland ain't it

Iced please. Oh, yeah whole milk is fine. Thank you!

Putting a banana in a hot dog bun and drizzling it with peanut butter would slap tbh. Follow for more vegetarian tips.

You ever shower in a spaceship?

You ever look at your husband and think wow I really married the prettiest girl in America

Swim suit I wore to the gay pool party this weekend was something fierce tbh.

Who up and wanna give me a kiss on the forehead?

Oh god oh no why did I wake up at 3 am

Man I love tree

I desperately NEED a private profiles feature omg I want to post so much

LOVE the concept of shutting tf up

Sometimes I'll read half a post from favored bloomfs and just hit like

life’s too short to not be whimsical as fuck.

You ever see a man so beautiful and think now how did that happen

That post was very dark. Back to whimsy!

Nothing I did for my PhD qualifies me for any science-based jobs available rn...so I might as well just kms?

I knew a 4 PM iced coffee yesterday would betray me like this.

The perfect remedy for this heat is an ice cold refreshing margarita 🙂‍↕️

Enough with the jets!!!! It's too loud!!!!

Whenever I see Michaela Coel I get physically struck by the beauty!!! 🤩

Covering my face in thirst traps as if I'm going to run for office 😅

Gay Gluttony Month bc we're going to be EATING all the girlies up!! 🎀

Now I know what whiplash feels like

At what point in the year is the "Song of the Summer" established? And is it a mutually agreed upon thing? Are we all just choosing our own at this point? 🙉

Kind of hate that ~that~ app has given the word "goose" a bad connotation. Like, look at her 🪿

Gratitude is really cool and I think I would be a lot happier when I learned to express it better.

Magnolia flowers have an S tier fragrance. Like name a better smelling flower.

I need go harder in the gym. Been feeling like a little lad who loves berries and cream 😞

The east coast really ate with having fireflies 😍 Like you really would not believe your eyes

Where can I go to shake my ass to "This Charming Man"

Bloomfs live such full and rich lives, I love to see it!!

Out of context spoilers for M🍊's evening:

Kind of funny bc earlier I thought to myself "surely I won't feel silly coming home in the morning in this little outfit" and yet here I am

Sometimes you just gotta go SQUAWK SQUAWK girl

Beep boop dolls!

Sometimes the girls be out!

I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY WHEN YOU CALL ME

NOTHING more embarrassing than falling into a net and being stuck

I think the aliens in Disclosure Day would love "u + me = <3" by Olivia Rodrigo.

The drop in Dance Yrself Clean always hits just right! 🙂‍↕️

📢 I'm picking up a new hobby 😊 (making stovetop popcorn)

Yes in fact I AM yspsfagsil pilled 🙂‍↕️

I ❤️ shirtless jogging weather 🤸‍♂️

Today feels like a bowl of ice cream with big warm chocolate chip cookie kind of day 🤤

Well EYE would like to go to a horse meat disco too just fyi

Who is meeting me here?

My green flag is when a guy is a little silly. Love a goofball 🙂‍↕️

God I love to go out dancing

Literally don't know what I was talking about.