Anyway I made these peppermint mocha cookies decorated with white chocolate and crushed candy canes. The snowflakes are sugar cookies. All have so much glitter on them!!

What nobody tells you about pump spray edible glitter is how much of it you breath in when using it to decorate your confections.

The Umbrellas of CHERbourg, and she WILL be playing all the parts. Thank you.

and the angel said unto them, girl fear not: for, behold, I bring you femme tidings of great gag, which shall slay to all people

Workout is done for the day. Anyone wanna go dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square?

Big news! Today I made the big transition from Sp*tify to Tidal! 😁

I'd call it a chokehold.

There really is no better palindrome than Taco Cat, honestly.

Dressing up as a gingerbread man for Halloween next year might actually be very cvnt 🤔

I don't wear them often but it's crazy how much better I can see when I wear my glasses 😃

I watched this too many times and now I've never been so hungry for ramen 🥵

A couple of years ago my husband introduced me to a Christmas movie from his culture (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation) and it's become one of my favorites ever since 🎄

The follow button hates to see me coming when I see a hot man cooking or baking on IG.

You can never have too many cookies! Left: Chewy Gingersnaps Right: Snickerdoodles

I'm an expert in my field if that field is dilly dallying.

Felt like I was in the trenches during today's push workout, so here's a picture from last week's pull day.

Reminder that if you're the hottest person in the gym, then it's your 🫵 responsibility to work and serve and flaunt.

Oh sorry I walked by you like that, I was listening to Sour Candy

Thinking about making unnecessary journeys, taking risks and treacherous roads, and swimming in the sea 🙉

I want to go to Chicago!!

Someone needs to make an in memoriam montage for bloomfs who have since passed (no longer active on Bluesky).

When a person has so many plates on the barbell that it bends a bit, like puss puss girl you better work!!

I made these chocolate cupcakes with peppermint white chocolate frosting for my current husband's work potluck and they were a hit!

Enough about bloomfs. Start posting about your blenemies.

Currently thinking about the extremely tall Australian man who lifted me up so I could see over a crowd in Ptown 2 years ago 😌

There's a hotter Shane Hollander walking around the gym wearing tiny shorts and I'm just supposed to be calm???

I'm so glad I got over being embarrassed by letting out little grunts from lifting 😊

"Salient" is such a nice word. I wish I knew how to properly use it in a sentence, but all I think of is salt/salinity.

Happy hump day, bbys. (Bloomfs saw it first)

The way I'll contort my body to get ~the shot~ can't be good for my back.

Imagine over the course of 12 days (of Christmas) your true love gives you 6 different species of birds and then 50 people 🤨

Would any of you mind if I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey?

Whenever I'm reminded that Pantone chose this as their color of the year, I get upset all over again. Please get a clue.

The way I'm so excited to make Linzer cookies this season 😁😁 Also going to try toasting sugar for some confections!

Sometimes I wish I could be a more soft spoken gay, but I'm a double Aries and physically could not do that 😩

Undressing my wife on our wedding night in 1859

Amped up my workouts and switched to a different split after July 4 because I hung out with bloomfs at a pool party and needed to step my game up.

Goodnight bloomfs, sweet kisses 😘

Dinner's ready! We have turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, herb stuffing, green beans casserole, roasted asparagus, gravy, and pumpkin pie. Eat up, sweets!

Good afternoon! I'll be cooking all day 🙃

Bluesky moderators today since everyone is posting pics in their briefs

Those mortadella cookies trigger a deep discomfort and contempt in me that I haven't felt in years.

Fancy a slice?

Par-baking my pie crust without pie weights. Wish me luck, folks!

Fozzie Bear constantly forgetting his part in the 12 Days of Christmas is PEAK comedy idc 😂

I. Just. Want. Your. 🕺Lip service 💃

Love to go to my first husband's work holiday party and come home unscathed 🙂‍↕️

POV you're the protein shake I came back for after forgetting it on the coffee table.

Megan Thee Stallion x Rammstein collab when????

Cinnamon toast crunch looks scarce because I accidentally ate most of them before mixing 🫢