This is a joke unless…

2026: the year of more muscles and more tattoos

I need to stop getting ads for a $1600 mini fridge

I hope y’all have a lovely new year

Looking forward to a couch-bound NYE with my kitties and husband

During intern year, he once checked Epic on his phone while fully asleep and had zero memory of doing so

MBB’s fillers and Botox makes for an absolute hilarious viewing of this last season

You heard it here, folks

4 months, up 10 pounds 😊

It makes me chuckle that all of the dealers on TASK use the same flip phone as my grandpa

Honestly I could make living in any state work. Queers exist everywhere and I will find them

As Billie said, if you’re a billionaire, why?

Do we think I could pull off “babygirl”

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Final arm day of 2025 and they’ve never looked this good

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Boobs breasts and jugs

What are the odds that Chappell republishes Red Wine Supernova to get rid of the Bridget Bardot lyric?

Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch

TASK is good!

I finally have a lifting routine that fits well with my running so for the first time I will be taking a Jan 1 “start of the year” pic for comparison to where I’m at next December

Having kitten photos around is the equivalent to having baby photos of kids

Same

I think I shall make myself a manhattan

And I got one of these originals 🙂‍↕️

One day into my winter break and I’m already starting to move furniture around 😬

Started “TASK” and immediately KYW is on the radio in one of the cars so yes I’m locked in Philly baybeeee

Happy gooch week to those that celebrate

!!!!!!

Coke your AI commercial continues to look like steaming hot dog shit

Everyone else who yells at the tv during a football game is a moron. But I know Jalen can hear me yell at him

GO BIRDS

I just love the feeling you get when you fall into the rhythm of a video game

Ready for whatever next year brings

Watching movies again

I’ve been watching my husband play E33 all day and it’s all so lovely

Thanks for bearing with us as we figure out the best new pfp for this next era of tall posting! xo talltbh management team 🩵

My desire to become unknowable is unfortunately directly countered by my commitment to posting

Trying to be kinder in 2026

Just took a bath btw

As stoners have known for generations, listening to music on excellent audio equipment while high really slaps

Ordered sushi

We’re all born naked and the rest is flagged for potential adult content

2026 is the year of going hard into my creative pursuits

I did a decent job on the baked mac and cheese last night

I am SHOCKED that it is not a Monday

Persephone and I will be rotting on the couch all day if you need us (you don’t need us)

*deep exhale* peace and quiet

It’s always nice when the autistic relatives are able to come together and watch their favorite train YouTube videos together at the holidays

Squash #squash