okay, the pinkpantheress remix album low key slapssssssss

seasonal depression waiting to strike

been blasting “the fate of ophelia” a lot more these past few days and ngl, miss taylor ATE

hello, my little gay boys/theys in my phone, how you doing 😉

okay the lime diet coke is my new fridge cigarette

pov: you are my phone’s camera watching me taking the same selfie multiple times with a light filter to show off my gorgeous lips and the bags under my eyes (an 🍑 pic will be coming so stay tuned.)

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

the gays are not ready for brazilian daddy wagner moura during this awards season….. god bless my brazilian ancestry

Let's get something clear: when it comes to racist, fascist, homophobic entities, what we are NOT going to do is use weight/fatness as a lazy insult when there is plenty of other material to work with. Being fat is not a moral failing. Being unscrupulous piece of shit is.

Don't you dare, 2025

this diva runs on business (paying credit card bills)

well i have a new daddy crush: Graham Platner, the Democrat running against Susan Collins for Maine’s Senate seat.

my mood being a single person and trying ask a man to meet up for lunch or a fucking coffee

fat cock fridays are always a treat to look forward to but there’s something about softie saturdays that is underrepresented, no?

You’re a man with a mustache. I’m a man with a mustache. I think we have to kiss

having a dog is truly amazing.

happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today

DAMNNNNNNNNN WOOOD

“actually romantic” is surprisingly good!

finally getting to “father figure”

swifties tonight:

Today is October 3rd.

you rang?

when you try to get a cute selfie with your pup and she doesn’t cooperate at all: (also my skin is G L O W I N G and lips be S H I N I N G)

there’s just something about wearing a thong that makes you feel sooooooo sexy

the fact he skipped out on any dates in the us during his tour out of fear that ICE would be outside waiting to get any immigrants to now booking his only us date on the biggest stage possible is cunty

me last night. 😏😏

its insane how fucking sexy this boy is. like….i wanna be as sexy as him.

time to endlessly scroll through the streamers to decide on what movie to watch tonight

just remembered i have trader joe’s salted maple ice cream in my fridge

okay that snippet of the new tame impala song going around…..kevin parker is COOKING

gays the minute robyn drops the new album:

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

god i’m obsessed with these two.

me responding to rapture thirst traps today

Anyone walking through Silent Hill:

well, i reached a personal achievement before the “Rapture:” i made to scruff’s most woofed page 🤭

👄👄👄

babyyyy my skin be glowing, the gray hairs be showing, and the lips be lipping

i’ll be real: i need this country to collapse already because i can’t keep using “well our country is collapsing so i deserve a little treat” as an excuse to spend money, financially.

a hot dad and i were talking on scruff last night, he asked me what i like to be called in the bedroom and this was my reply.

get a little red light on, some club music going and i’ll eat your ass.

the angle was good, the skin was glowing, and the lips were lipping…how can i not take a selfie?

love seeing people’s ranking of paul thomas anderson’s movies before “one battle after another” comes out and especially seeing people rank “phantom thread” as their favorite, second favorite or in the top 5. i mean…it’s literally a perfect movie.

every time i look at the news in this current administration:

this is legit scary but it’s also the product of a paper thin administration that’s going to collapse under its own vanity

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

The list of celebrities publicly praising Ch*lie K*irk...

turned oomf on when i sent him a voice message calling him a good boy. 😌