happy #fcf , bitches

this weather is making me wanna do the nastiest things to someone’s dad rn

my attempt of taking a mirror picture….😈

just pumping out shirtless pics of myself like a no loads refused bottom

hiiiiiiiiiii

Off the grid for the weekend, xoxo

the first thing a gay guy* does after unpacking at his airbnb is to go in the bathroom, put on their trunks, swim shorts, and take a shirtless pic because of the good lighting *- it’s me, hi, i’m gay guy

OH GOD NOT THE ER REFERENCE

it’s pitt finale night!

gays seeing madonna announce the release date of “confessions 2”

😉😉😉 (this post will be gone soon, so enjoy.)

Quote with one of your best ass shots you 🚬, rang?

gotta love being out and about on a gorgeous spring day

i hate to say it but i don’t think democrats are gonna run a female candidate for a while. the stakes are too high for us to suffer another republican administration if we manage to make it to 2028.

Thoughts? also, happy #fcf

Runway!!!!

me listening to the gaga and docheii song:

OH SO NOW WE KNOW #ThePitt

not beating the cutie allegations

Anyone want suck cock before we’re nuclear annihilated

trying not to doomscroll

Beach House kinda day

the only bunny i care about

Gays at Easter Mass Gays tonight

An important Easter message.

happy easter, yall

Gay men posting dick pics today with the caption “he is risen”

started season 2 of “ER” and this diva shows up

clock in faggots, it’s time for the pitt

Nooooooooo not Dr. Mohan!

Me after watching mulholland drive the first time:

me looking at y’all’s cute faces and imagining smooching them

anthony edwards was truly robbed of the emmy

currently on my “ER” marathon and i’m finally at THAT episode of season one, “love’s labor lost,” and wow

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs. Thicccccc here

just remembered i’m training two new hires who were born when Obama first was elected president….

the way “yessss godddd” has been blasting my car speakers is troublesome

happy saturday skybabes

Me looking at my cock:

The way Twitter Gays/mainstream journalists sound like when they complain about their lack of traction on Bluesky

CAPTAIN CRAIG?! FROM SVU?!

Me seeing the trailer for that H***y P****r HBO series

28 is starting off on a decent note… when does the existential crisis start?

what’s your personal Mount Rushmore of camp films? 🎭 All About Eve 💅 Showgirls 🤠 Johnny Guitar 💗 All That Heaven Allows

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

just did my taxes

it’s my special day!! 🥳🎊🎉 2️⃣7️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣8️⃣

you know you are getting close to 30 when you get home from dinner reservations before 9pm and are already in bed

bestie got me tickets to see slayyyter in september as a birthday gift