me seeing rochelle jordan announce a tour after i got tickets to pinkpantheress

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

*You have moments waiting for you*

why is being a homosexual so goddamn expensive at times?

i got tickets. :-)

Drop a lawyer

guy messaged me “hey bro” on sniffies earlier today

me seeing pinkpanthress is coming back to the us on tour next year:

what was the fuck that?

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

Happy #MCM, boys 🍆

need to pick up a new hobby to keep myself from being stuck in seasonal depression….any recommendations? mind you, i’m a huge lego person.

🐻🐻🐻

Madame Muriel Morrible flip it around

eggnog is just festive cum.

also….my personal aoty.

since we are sharing our Wrapped/Most Played lately…. (i know, i know, i shouldn’t be using spotify 😳)

i was pleasantly surprised at how good this was!! freaky nicole kidman will always be the best version of nicole kidman!!

i’m here for the wagner moura supremacy.

me during the father figure scene:

harris dickinson, you sly devil. l see what a lot of people see and damn, he’s great. not my type but damn he is very dashing.

if antonio banderas were my husband, baby, there’d be no way i would have any sexual frustration or be unable to cum when we’re fucking

Hahaha mine makes total sense #BlueskyRewind

The gay & their top 3 albums of the year so far.

there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything

overall thoughts: i don’t think this is luca’s worst film but sadly this isn’t among his all timers like “CMBYN, “Challengers,”etc. the script really does show this is a screenwriters first screenplay and not for the best. julia roberts is exempt from the criticism because she was truly excellent.

also, seeing michael stuhlberg again reminds me how insanely sexy he is and how he was robbed of an Academy Award nomination for “Call Me By Your Name”

god, andrew garfield is such a fucking rake in this movie but fuck me, he’s hot

good morning to my boyfriends, husbands and partners (my mutuals doing the "over 30" quote pic trend)

Its her season

found a new trait i like with guys: tramp stamps 😈

Me and who’s boyfriend when?! I’ve got the goods! 😏

you might want to zoom in on this. 😉

i’m just a boy, posting a cute selfie with my dog.

shooting “happy thanksgiving” to all the hot dads i flirted with 😏

easy, number 1. the sides are always the main character in my house.

what i see every time i get home from work:

When you are trying to be cute and show off your fat cock to random gay men on here:

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Girl, you better recognize the game, oh yeah What are you thinking Do you know about us then Do you know I dumped your husbanddd, girlfrienddd I’m not thinking ‘bout him, but you married him Do you know I made him leave Do you know he begged to stay with me He wasn’t man enough for me

hey cuties 😘 (i got a haircut. whatca think?)

the barista at a new coffee shop i just went to low key called me a 🚬 with this message

started watching “the secret lives of mormon wives” and wow…..

At this point it's more this level for me.

i can’t ever participate in #softiesunday. it’s hard to stay soft when you have a fat hog, you know? 😉😏

Goon a movie Goon Will Hunting

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!