yippeee

Club hair stylist fixed my haircut 😭

want them to take turns on me tbh

I’m lowkey slow bulking with like actual cut days maybe 3-4 days out of the week rn and I know it’s like not helping me but also I do look bigger (positive) than I did in pics a month ago?? I just wanna be leaner so I need to lock tf in 😭😭 I just never say no when friends wanna hangout and eat

Oh okay so THAT’S what I’ve been doing

Who wants to be choked by these thighs??

My bf RANDOMLY started doing it this way a month ago for absolutely no fucking reason and we’re gonna have to have a TALK soon

Always blows my mind to find out that hot people can be swifties

Okay everything is falling into place finally since my mom’s passing (I say “finally” but it’s been like, 10 days LOL, I’m just having to get over shit at an insane rate) Thirst traps will resume soon👀 perhaps with a new bulk era

Idk how my hair stylist always does something that’s literally like “wow that’s crazy, every other person who cuts my hair fucks that up” but then does something that’s so and I mean so like “wtf” to knock me down a few pegs along with it and I never truly like the cuts 😔

K-BBQ still good

It’s so crazy to me how I could be here if I didn’t smoke weed and actually cut properly 🤪 man’s literally SHREDDED as fuck

i got put into Tenor 2, me and my faggy voice who was exclusively the ONLY Tenor 1 in a 50 person choir prior and apparently “we need the volume” there Guess I’m gonna have to learn how to hear my notes in the middle now 💀💀

Babe wake up, new id pic dropped

I just want him to hold me under his **** and flex his ****** till I choke🤪

Y’know sometimes you just gotta jerk it in the gym locker room stalls before leg day💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

btw

btw

Latino night at the club tonighttt

Had the funeral, got to bitch about mom’s husband to some of her close friends and they said they’re with me❤️❤️

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Kinda crashed out on my mom’s husband bc he said to “lower my expectations” about having a relationship but then i remembered idgaf

Maybe my traps are getting too big lol

There should be a name for the phenomenon that is “me only ever wanting to top men who only top also” because I’m a bottom 99.9% of the time until I see stuff like this 🤪

Ok google, how long after your mom dies can you post a thirst trap again

For a top I spent an unhealthy amount of time today trying to take a decent picture of my butt - anything for you guys 🫡

Signed up for a college advisory appointment, scheduled a haircut, paid my parking ticket, meeting with vocal coach tomorrow to get help with what classes to take as well Gonna make mom proud

Thank you all for your kind words.

She passed.

It’s funny sad posting here because it’ll be like “FatDonkeyPigCock398 liked ‘my mom is dying and I’m sad :(‘“

Got my ass to the gym after I saw mom today. Trying to cope with everything but I feel better when here so. She looks so so sick but I got to tell her more today and although she can’t respond, it was nice.

Got to see mom, she looked really bad but also like how I remember her from before she got sick. It’s really traumatizing how fast she declined (quite literally a week ago she was “fine”) but that’s stage 4 cancer I suppose. I got to hold her hand and tell her aı loved her.

i think the term for how i’m feeling today is 💫 chemically unbalanced 💫

Mom’s probably going to pass tonight. I’m stuck in LA till 8:30 when we land in PDX I’m hoping to be able to say goodbye but I’m really and I mean really mad she did not tell me her condition had gotten so much worse till 4 days before she is dying, I have literally no time to prep or process it.

Finishing this year’s HHN with the best house of the year

Idk how you feel about it but I just chased my vodka shots with a protein shake

Actual goals btw

Like 25 shots in for the day 💀

boob window best

Me and my mans

Universal Day 2!!! Already 6 shots in, AMA LMAO

Drunk at universal studios, life is good Fnaf house was fun

Watch us get dress coded at Universal

Yolo lol but i did promise ass reveal anyways

And what if i posted base of my shaft

Me and friends’ new bit at this HHN trip is saying “was” in reference to how fucking quick the Wikipedia page for Kirk was updated from present tense to past tense 💀

New briefs are working for me

Mom’s being put in hospice with not a lot of time left. Kind of out of nowhere because we thought we had a lot more time with her. fuck.

Sweaty tits best tits?

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