What percentage of your oomfs do you think smell bad?

hey!

Wait let’s get high and play X-men legends

It’s crazy how Charles Xavier is always annoying and wrong and Magneto is always sexy and right

Me, seeing myself in a mirror: “damn, wish I looked like that in real life 😔”

pov someone has given me any sort of compliment or positive affirmation

Oh wait I’m supposed to be on hiatus

looking at my habits journal and it sadly seems like I can‘t design and walk five miles and do cardio and lift weights and do core and clean and do chores five days a week and have any energy left to draw :(

Still cutting

Saw one of the guys from the annoying tiktok throuple at Japanese Breakfast on Sunday (I was scared because I thought he lived in Canada) and he kept walking back and forth down the main sidewalk twirling as someone filmed him instead of, you know, watching the show

I think im ok cute wise 🧍‍♂️

Ok sorry one more thought and then I’ll go back into hibernation - what if I just lean into my cowlick and let it part where it wants to? Idk. gotta go!

"Any thoughts?" No thanks, I'm trying to cut back.

got a gay little mullet for Pride happy Pride month

How do I make my hair look like this?

Finding out that locking in on diet and exercise actually works pisses me off so bad

Just popping by

Good bye little gay people in my phone 💕 hope you can be sustained by all the laughs and giggles we shared

Thank god for Lara Croft

Not to be an incel, but why are the women in Insomniac Marvel games never baddies?

The speed at which aespa has me strutting down the block turns my lunchtime hot girl walk literal 😔

I like imagining republicans in their cars waving to let me cross the street, then looking like this when they see my gay ass stomping that crosswalk

Oh you’re a throuple? Who’s papa bear, who’s mama bear, and who’s baby bear?

Personally, I am ok with Australian people

20lbs down by the way

Mina is cute and mostly fun even if it’s a soulslike and I’m in a bad mood if anyone speaks to me while I am playing

First pride purchase of the year

None of the baristas said happy pride to me despite me wearing my Donkey Kong Country shirt…?

To start off pride month, here’s my official ranking of each letter in the LGBTAI, a thread

Happy gay month

Happy gay month

Oops I forgot to draw in May 😵‍💫

Was put on this earth to enjoy media and little treats

I miss how the main characters of the day on twitter were always reduced to the title of “ _____ gay” i.e. balloon gay, t-shirt gay, sand gay, senate floor gay, etc 😔 we used to be a culture

Do you think trees ever get chilly in their own shade?

Every year, for the past 24 years, I tell XBOX that I will buy one of their little incel boxes if they make a new Banjo Kazooie game, and every year they disappoint me.

Ok I wrote a core routine 🤪🔫 check this space in a month. let’s see what we can cook 🫪

I relate to women with huge boobs needing the support of a bra because that’s how my balls feel when I sleep without underwear

I love women

Just found out about nature

It’s so weirdo that people care about box office numbers and total gross…babe it’s none of your business

Trying to convince my friend that Aespa is cunty and then they go and interpolate Row Row Row Your Boat.....

The reason I would be a good fit for this job is because I would like more money and my manager is pmo

Scale says we are back in the 180s today

OH BOY I spoke too soon. The basic translation of RE to this top down weird battle system works out pretty well for a game boy game. HOWEVER,

Jobs love you to go “above and beyond” In a very “no recip” way

I posted too many times today so mom says I have to log off :(

Ok the plan is to just keep getting hotter and hotter each year

Stumbled upon the very first picture I took at my gym and it turns out I have actually been progressing these past three years despite never feeling like I am