Hello my children have returned from the kiln

Right, right

When I say I love the cast of Resident Evil 6 I mostly mean I love Jake and Sherry because Leon and Chris are too moody, Piers is probably maga, and I always forget Helena exists

Do we know who voices Birdo yet?? I’m scared 😭

Can someone explain why I’ve seen multiple posts of people saying they could never cut dairy out of their diets because they love eggs too much?

Carlos, my beloved

Started tracking macros again

Thinking of starting another Resident Evil game

Bring back sheva !

Updated with RE3 Nemesis 🥰

Yeah I’m a bit of a pro gamer 😎

My party trick is going to bed tired, sleeping for ten hours, and waking up tired 😎

Back in my day video games and consoles actually got cheaper as time went on!

Amy Sedaris as Fox McCloud

Due to one semi-successful post I now have to pivot this account to primarily being a cute art account as opposed to an annoying online gay person account 😔

Bigger news - I started my first playthrough of Resident Evil 3 🥰 bf was smart and got the mods working for me

The cute little acrylic cases for myJapanese gameboy color games arrived 🥰

Women!

Deleting the emoji at the end of my message before hitting send to my Gen Z coworkers

Much easier to just keep adding guys to my “to draw” list than actually drawing them 😍

Performatively reading the Code Veronica novelization in the park

The children don’t know how hype it was to reach a fully rendered cutscene in a video game

Saw a prelude spoiler and now I don’t even want to watch 🫩

All the lil zombie guys so far

Finished Revelations 2 today so here is my updated Resident Evil tier list. Thanks for reading!

They can’t shut down the metaverse my grandma is still in there 😭!!!

I only know how to draw big noses in profile 🤧

More like Bear-y Burton

I’ve forgotten how to draw and it’s pmo

The tip screen at the self-serve froyo place might just be the craziest one I've seen yet.

Oh wait I’m shy

Should I come to the Chicago gay guy music convention

Disney channel original

I love idealism as much as the next guy but I think it’s a little crazy that the default compost bin is twice the size of the trash bin in SF

Hey guys this worked

The saddest part of this heatwave is the buzzballz pool we won that’s still packaged up in the garage because we don’t have a yard in which to place it 😔

Hoping my visit to the dentist will cure my melancholy 🥰

Gotta stay silly to keep the no no thoughts at bay

84 degrees today…what the hell are you talking about ??

Took a nap 🥰

Sleep is so important to me

No one knows you are suffering unless you speak up - which is the reason why I complain all the time 🥰🙏

New little cuties for the collection

Happy flex Friday, I did my little workout

How many sessions until the therapist gives you the techniques to punish everyone who has ever wrong you?

Straight men at the gym would rather violently struggle on a machine they don’t understand for ten minutes rather than ask anyone for help

What if I simply stopped holding on to feelings and memories that don’t serve me?

Anyone mind if a gay guy starts his laundry, goes outside to feel the sun on his face, and does a little drawing in the park

Jeff rapping might be the lowest moment of survivor so far