HNY

Misty when Ash and Brock were pissing her off:

Madonna is younger and more beautiful btw

well I lost thousands of hours of my life so it was fine I guess

okay I’m making an exception for this diva

the concept of me braving a snowstorm to go to Animal for the darkroom

Had one too many drinks while playing Zelda at home and now I want to go out but all my friends are busy. Should I go out solo???

Let’s be honest. I’m days away from starting an OF at this point

realizing I think I have an exhibition kink bc I love showing off

Wait I just hit 5k followers and didn’t have to take my clothes off or post my full hog one single time. #JacusIsOverParty

Mezcal Negroni and Tears of the Kingdom is NOW

“Are you wearing the-“ The @lerrrgan.bsky.social original pfp? Yeah. I am.

We need to do everything in our power to keep Connor Storrie off the juice they gave Zane Phillips

I followed him because I thought he was hot. I had no idea he was British. I’m taking this time to reflect on my mistakes and see what I can learn. Please respect my privacy at this time.

Is that a banana in my underwear or am I just excited to see you?

///// MILD STRANGER THINGS SPOILERS!!!!! ///// Baby, I’m so sorry that Lily Allen said mean things about you. I’m free on Tuesday night If you want to come over on Tuesday night so we can talk about it on Tuesday night I am free Tuesday night.

Santa, we’re going down swinging

I saw mommy sounding santa claus

Posting the unblurred version on Christmas maybe

Unfortunately last weekend at basement was perfect and felt exactly like this

And if you post one of those “and with that the 2025 season comes to an end” it’s an immediate block

If you’re built like this my DMs are OPEN!!!!

the prison industrial complex:

“Ethel Cain is derivative of so many other artists!” Okay and I’ve discovered so many artists bc of her??? Jane Remover, Chelsea Wolfe, Brakence, the entire shoegaze genre??? She is a gateway artist, but I think that’s a great thing.

Just discovered Jane Remover and holy shit this is turning me outttttttt

Feeling the spirit of WIMO(World Is My Oyster) tn and I hope all of y’all have a wonderful weekend

I wasn’t gonna go out tn, but Mr Marbles just passed away and I need to celebrate his life

I hate to get serious on here, but this is genuinely heartbreaking. RIP angel, you meant so much to so many people.

i rebuke any negative energy on my page

can’t wait to get home and relax(beat my shit to bara photographs)

dude, you’re lucky that my breasts are small and humble

I need to shut the fuck up more www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

I’m hung (by the chimney with care)

oh the theme of your 30th birthday was a funeral for “the death of your 20s”? That’s so original and cool.

oomf literally has a perfect ass

had the flu this week and lost like 7lbs

The way I was unemployed from Feb to March and was able to just live at the gym.

Me posting the same dick pic every night at 3am

It’s very important to have Australian oomfs so that you can see speedo pics on the TL year round

I love to laugh and smile and have a good time

:3

What good is this chanting? I don’t even know what I’m reading…

🚨 Jacus will be posting full hog in 39 minutes!!!!! 🚨

Is he bottomfishing or does he just have a nice ass?

When they couldn’t find JonBenet Ramsey:

hit a new PR while listening to Ethel Cain

idgaf what split is the most optimal for muscle growth. You’ll have to pry PPL from my cold, dead hands.

there is an evil inside oomf that can only be released by him blasting a hot load of baby batter down my cavernous throat