I've never related to a song so much as "I wanna see my friends dicks" by Jordan Firstman

Don’t be jealous cause you ain’t me.

Thank you all for your fcfs. I’m very gay :)

I mean I’ll take that for my sainthood

[Insert caption here] #fcf

I just went to thirst comment and fucked up spelling so bad I took it as a sign to not do that

garlic rt if you agree

Some times I am aware

Haha what can I say, I get excited 😜

Do not label me anything you haven’t seen me label myself. I am not a Bator, or a Pussyboi, or whatever fucking term you like. I will block you for reposting my stuff trying to put me in your boxes. I CANNOT be contained and it’s futile to try.

How long do you think it will take for my butt to tan?

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oh you think you're cool? you think you're all that??? well guess what bitch you are and i love you

Goodnight bluesky. I can’t believe they just let me post here 🥰

Whew. I’m glad that’s over. I’m sorry you had to witness that. But the great evil has been defeated. I’m back in control of the vessel

My bunions are more femme than yours 💅🏻💅🏻

What if I were a shit-poster? Could you imagine?

I would like to wax poetic But I’m tired So fuck that

Just had a strong urge to drive to the beach and camp so I can wake up to a beach sunrise and spend the whole day there. But then I thought, better not.

Hot¹ Take: No one can be “out of your league” no is is better than you. However people can be “out of your context”. The ways in which you interact with the world may be so different that you just don’t mesh with certain people. It doesn’t make you less or them more, just different. — ¹ Maybe mild

I know I sound like a broken record here but every Friday reminds me how everyone has a beautiful dick here, then Wednesday rolls back around and I am again reminded that everyone’s ass on here is divine. Fuck we’re all hot 🥰🥰

@moderation.bsky.app hid a list I made of funny people because it “violates community guidelines”. What’s wrong with saying funny people deserve to have their dicks sucked?

Oops. I suddenly got hit by the #humpday horny. It’s incurable

This mirror might be too low… I’ll have to get it up for #humpday

I’m too snuggly and wrapped up in blankets and pets. You can see my ass later

If there is an gay content creator you want to see me fuck/get fucked by, tag them in the comments. I’m looking for “collabs”.

My co-star has never felt more accurate

Anyone wanna join me on the dance floor?

The best kind of shenanigans 😜

My dog is monochrome. So certainly that counts for #mcm

Defending celebrities/rich people is such a 🤮 for me. They literally don’t know or care about you and are actively exploiting the general public whether or not it’s on purpose. If you would rather defend a rich person than form connections with your peers, you should probably examine that…

I get a little second-hand embarrassment when I scroll through someone's media tab and it is just them responding to people with the same 2 or 3 nudes... I know it doesn't matter, but it could never be me. (but I do be taking like 100 different nudes before breakfast)

I work hard. I play hard. I relax hard. Basically, I'm hard all the time.

Others’ incompetence will be the death of me

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Okay, I ABSOLUTELY need to go to this circus. This clown is the hottest side show I've seen in a hot minute 🥵🥵

PSA: I am a creature of comfort and joy.

Let's give each other a handy

Are you comfortable with the potential of failure? Just a shower thought

I wish I had some porch company to wiggle and gab with 😘

I had such a magical day yesterday that I completely missed anything that happened yesterday on here! I hope everyone had a great day!

Haven’t you heard? I’m incorrigible 😘

Vibing at the beach 😘😘

My paddle board is so fun!

I made it to the beach!

Headed to the beach!

It’s his day, I’m just happy to be a part of it. #fcf

Watching Stephen Universe for the first time. Do with that information what you will (I am still in early/mid season 2)

So incredibly excited to go to the nude beach tomorrow! I’m gonna test out my new paddleboard (which is large enough I had to get a waterway permit for it 😅😅)

Biking to get coffee beans