Getting #fcf started early in cozy mode. Cum snuggle on the couch and suck me off under the blankets 😘😇😈

Warning: I am currently taking a thc/cbd salt soak bath. Let’s see where the night goes!!! 😘😘😘

I’m a predator and 2026 is my prey. I’m gonna absolutely dominate this year. I can feel it!

I just had one of the weirdest but most wonderful nights of my life tonight. Time to rest well. And dream of fat cocks and juicy asses😈🥵😘

I keep seeing Polaroid nudes and now I want a Polaroid camera cause they are so fun! But I don’t need to buy more shit. But I want the Polaroids… hmmm. Conundrum.

Oops. Sorry! I forgot what day it was. I must first offer my tribute to the Gods of #humpday

Okay. I need a mythology fag to advise me: What trials must I undergo in this mortal life to become the God of Vibes?

Ugh. I need to fuck. Bad 😭😭

My husband is sick and I can’t afford to catch whatever he has so I’m sleeping on the couch for now. Should I be bad and stay on my phone longer, or try to fall asleep. Pro, my cat will come snuggle with me for the night most likely.

Got a little dickstracted today 😅😅😅

I love to fuck my friends! Got another friend who wanted to film, this one was also surprised by the size of my dick for some reason. Maybe there is a theme. Here is a brief snippet from the video on my OF now. www.onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting

Anyone part of any fun sexy uplifting group snaps or something that is open to more people? I love to send/receive nudes in a fun, flirty, and uplifting community way (not in a predatory I’m gonna make you look at my dick kinda way) DM me if you know of anything

Also good morning from Pistachio

Took some gummies with lunch. Let’s see where my day goes

That was professional level head 🥵🥵

It’s like a second Christmas but for my dick. Happy #fcf

I’m having a twink come over to suck me off. Very excited. Will update if able 😘

Cozy Christmas boy

Typical laundry day 😘

I really want to do some more collabs 😈😈. If you could get to me or it’s easy enough for me to get to you, please fucking hit me up.

Can’t remember what the prompt for today is but here’s my cock.

Having a cozy night in for #mcm

I’m having a fucking fantastic weekend and I hope you all are too!

Had so much fun! We've been friends for like 15 years, fucked a few times, but not in the last like 5 years, and he forgot how big my dick was :P The full 24 minutes is on my OF. www.onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting

Could you imagine the terror¹ I could inflict² upon the world if I didn’t hold myself back³? 😈😈😇😇😘❤️😂 — ¹ Joy ² bring ³ stop myself from acting based on guilt about doing things that make me happy — P.s. xoxo super slut

Gonna be busy today. But here is a little teaser from last night. Thank god it works for #sundaycumday

Just had a fun surprise visit from a friend 😜 pics/vids will probably get posted soon, but now we hang

Two Public Service announcements: The Hive Knight is my boyfriend. I fucking hate deepnest.

Just feeling fun and cheeky for #fcf

I know what day it is but before I get all horny I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate how I start every morning. Look at my cute boys! They love to snuggle!!! 😍😍

Got some new glasses! Do you think they’re cute 😍😍

This isn’t a perfect performance, but it was a very fun number from my show last week. Plus we’re hardly wearing anything so that counts for #humpday I think. 😜

I think we gays should adopt the Bajoran Rite of Separation. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rite_of...

Cozy fag night in 😘😘

Anyone enjoy a passionfruit cocktail? I’m thinking I want to have a signature cocktail at my club nights and love passionfruit so that’s the flavor I want to follow

Just had the weirdest online experience. blocked like 200 accounts. I couldn’t tell which ones were ai bots and which ones were real “liberal grandma of 4” or whatever they were. But so many weird accounts interacted with that post and I blocked every single account that I wasn’t 100% sure was human

If you gogo or strip or something along those lines will you message me?

I could go for a rural American public elementary school cafeteria pepperoni pizza square. If you’ve understand this then you understand existence¹. — ¹ Hyperbole to disguise that I am high

I had so much fucking fun last night!!!! I love dancing and being a slut 😜

Is there like a horny full moon or something? I swear I’m going to eat every single man at my dance party tonight. There will be no survivors of how feral I am feeling right now.

Would it be gay if I told a bro I love the way his prostate feels 😈😈

I feel like a werewolf right now 😈😈😈😈🍆🍆🔥😈

What if I were a dragon and you were an adventurer… what then 😈😈

Is there an appropriate way to subtweet someone? — Not subtweeting anyone here. I’m policing my own thoughts because I’m a thought criminal or something. Be gay do crime.

It’s my favorite weekly Holiday! #fcf

One of my oomfies just said he was gonna be at my show this weekend and I’m so excited. (I think we’re gonna make out 😜😜😜) If anyone in Oregon wants to come it’s this Saturday night in Salem. www.eventbrite.com/e/arm-candy-...

Any other fags do naked fiber arts at bed time to wind down? (I’m doing some backstrap tablet weaving 😜)

If you can hear what sounds like orgasms coming from my kitchen, I am high and just put together the best girl dinner midnight snack charcuterie board thing 🤤🤤🤤🤤

#toweltuesday anyone?

Would anyone like to “travel” with me? I’m looking for two “traveling companions”. I hear Paris is nice year-round 😈