Okay my butt looked really good today lol

I'm supposed to check into my flight soon. But I don't want to leeeeeave

Walking around Chicago with a precum spot on my shorts is totes embarrassing

Going to a guy's house hope he doesn't tie me to the bed and edge my cock while his housemates watch

When the day is so perfect but you run out of steam so you can't party all night lol

I know it's been said before, but like, Chicago is amazing. There's like, gay and queer people everywhere 😍😍😍😍

When a hot guy sits next to you on the bus. (It's me, I'm the hot guy)

All Stars is not as fun because they all have absurd plastic surgery faces. Of course I respect their faces, but like. Not for me lol

Just ran into a super cute boy i knew a few years ago and we had sexual tension

Chicago is truly the best town. It's so freaking cute

Bro i am out of shape I haven't done a hiit workout in a long time it kicked my butt lol

People who workout at Barry's are so hot it's ridiculous

About to do a Barry's workout and can already tell I'm gonna throw up lol embarrassing

A dude gave me a thong today. Now I need an occasion to wear it.

I love Manhattan so much. This is the best city.

Flashcock friday but it's just me and the guy I'm staying with

It's gonna rain it's gonna rain it's gonna rain it's gonna rain it's gonna rain it's gonna rain it's gonna rain it's gonna rain

I could never live in New York because I'd spend all day every day going to concerts

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

hentaivirus

I'm finally on the Heated Rivalry train. I haven't watched it yet. But dude episode 3 is RIDICULOUS I cannot handle this. It's amazing. My little heart

Just sucked off a friend in his front yard. That was so fun. I love doing that. He's a super sweet guy too. We all need to be sucking off sweet guys more often

Help I'm reading the inferno and it's making me laugh. This is such a cartoonish vision of hell.

Love you all

You ever finally get a group of friends together to go out and have a fun dinner and see some cute city sights, and then like 2 minutes into the party you realize "wow I have no personality"

Or there's a fun guy you wanna be friends with, so you text him, "hey" and he says "hey" back, and then at that point you literally have run out of things to say.

Or you have a day off, so you stay up late and you intend on sleeping in, but then you wake up at 6:30 am anyway and the rest of the morning you're even more tired and cranky than normal.

You have ingredients for a salad, but it takes too long to chop them all up, so you microwave some popcorn, after a few days, your lettuce goes bad, and you hate throwing it out.

It's Thanksgiving and you take an airplane and a long car ride to go see your folks, and at home you all just fall asleep in front of the TV.

You forgot to look at the date until you got to work and all of a sudden it's your birthday, you're 45 now, and you think about the year and how much you've grown, but you're in the exact same spot as you were last year. There was a total lack of adventure and excitement this year.

You're chatting about the weather and the roads with a guy at the bus stop and the way you pronounce "mountain" sounds like the way your Dad pronounces it, and you wonder if you're just a copy of your Dad, and if he was just a copy of his Dad. Your grandpa and your dad do act alike.

You're at the bar, everyone is friendly and you've made friends you wanna hang out with and they ask "so what do you wanna do?" And even if there was a gun pointed at your head, you can't think of anything.

You're stuck in line at the Burger King drive - thru for an obnoxiously long time.

You take a walk along the river, but the sun is too bright and you forgot your sunglasses, so you either have to endure the blinding light or just walk back and have to think of something else to do.

You look in the mirror after the shower and you notice your thinning hair, the wrinkles on your forehead, grey chest hairs, love handles getting bigger, receding gums, hip feels a little funny, elbows covered in scars from scratching at mosquito bites...

You buy a book, and it's actually a fun and interesting book, but you only read the half of the first chapter, and you set it down on your coffee table, fully intending to continue it the next day, 3 months later it's still there, untouched.

You change the car oil, and the oil change place has the nastiest bathroom but you gotta use it, they try to upsell you on a bunch of stuff you don't understand. You don't even like your car, but it gets the job done, so you can't justify buying a nicer car, plus you are grateful you have a car.

And sometimes when I play a silly cellphone game and I get a high score and I'm all excited and I realize I've been sitting on the couch for hours and realize, "wow I am the most boring person ever"

Let's make permanent art, so when the aliens finally visit our planet, they'll find evidence of humanity

Who would win in a fight, Pope Leo or Donald Trump

Gonna marry the first person I meet on Facebook marketplace

I'm gonna twerk naked while listening to Rimsky-Korsakov

Y'all I need to go on a diet and I don't wanna lol

I look like a complete idiot on these leg day machines 😅

The best piece of music in existence is Brahm's German Requiem

I used to be so wholesome, then I started sucking strangers' dick in the sports bar bathroom

Weapons (2025) is so fun! I'm on the edge of my seat

Now I'm reading Ada, Or Ardor by Nabokov. 2 chapters down, and this is already a very complicated book lol lots of characters and hard to keep them all straight

Going to a cum dump tonight. Never been to one. Kinda nervous. Might chicken out lol