Sometimes your tits are just really titting

Getting my haircut today which also means i get to stop at erewhon after for a treat 🥰🥰

Should i post the whole (hole) video 😂✨

(•_•) <) )╯BRING AEGON / \ (•_•) \( (> THE UH-SUR-PAH / \ (•_•) <) )╯TO MEEEEE

Cooked with this one

If Ariana Madix is deserving of an Emmy nom than Maya Jama should get an Oscar

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Mid day pump for you

I love how Madonna says “it’s not okay; i don’t fuck with it” in a way that suggests she’s said that phrase approximately never before in her life

Unfortunately the video has NPC faces in it so can’t post but my shorts were very short this morning so here ya go

Now isn’t this curious

Do you think ru Paul is pissed she wasn’t name dropped on danceteria

Your dads at D******a*d

My hip thrust results today 8x315 8x335 8x345 immediately into 10x295 Leave some things to the professionals sis ❤️

What was the point of that cryptic Kylie Madonna video if she’s not even on the album? Gtfo

LOVE ISLAND SPOILER AVERT YOUR EYES The way the girls reacted to Kenzie’s video vs Sincere’s video is why this group of og girls + Kayda uniquely sucks. Total hypocrites and super toxic and I’m ready for all of them to go home

No fewer than 20 thotty gays i follow on ig are going to Madrid right now… what am i missing

Who wants to sniff my pits

Post leg day

Oxford shirt + athletic shorts + loafers w/ tube socks is ugly! I’m ready for the menswear guy to shut this shit down asap lol

Tomorrow is Bryce’s 30th birthday!!!! Spending your 30th birthday on love island is wild lmao

Flexing so hard I forgot about the double Chin 😩

Big

Does anyone here have a robinhood gold card

No I’m TITI

I feel like maybe I’ll start making reels about my normal person creami recipes bc not everything we eat needs to have 70g of protein and no fat so why are all the online recipes for that

Cropped carefully

Two plates at 6 am lfg

Hah lol even

I do not remember what this character’s name is, their purpose, or the importance of this subplot to the show. None of my business tbh #houseofthedragon

Was chest day but the Serratus pump was good 🩲

Sitting here waiting for my friends to do a girth check with me

I don’t want to contribute to their social engagement scores but honestly I’m over **** isl*** this season is such a flop

I loved Stop! That! Train! because it boldly posits the question, what if Airport 1975 was about a train instead, and also cunty

I meticulously log all my food to track my macros but i never put in alcohol like that’s just none of my business

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Just got to the derm thinking i was here for armpit Botox but it’s actually a skin exam - wasn’t expecting to have to take my clothes off and I’m wearing a jockstrap lol 🫪

My love island app isn’t working and won’t let me vote STOP THE STEAL

A front squat hates to see me coming iktr

Dads go to pride 🌈🌈🌈 @erosidle.bsky.social @willkeats.bsky.social

How do you do a lat spread i simply cannot figure it out Anyways here’s the daily pride tax

A haircut??? Before pride weekend? Who let me!

Maya Jama > Ariana 🇬🇧

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I am going to vote today! A reminder for LA girlies that Rick Chavez Zbur voted no on SB79 and is a feckless unprincipled traitor! Vote for literally anyone else! ❤️

Okay and one more from front squats this morning bc it’s pride month 🌈🍑

Happy pride month to all 🌈

Sunday reading Dungeon Crawler Carl

I would fux so hard with a pepperoni pizza right now omg

Bis and Tris for the Sunday