Having a Friday martini before going to Trader Joe’s lfg

The moment i realized i was not alone in the locker room lol 🥴🙈😅

This angle is very cruel to my double chin but very flattering to my double Ds

Having abs is cool i guess but have you ever had a potato chip

Got a haircut 💇🏼‍♀️

The third Dungeon Crawler Carl book is over 500 pages?? 🫩😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥴

Pastel for Easter 🐣

You’ve been good so here’s a reward

I know exactly who needs to hear this but you don’t need to wear a lifting brace to do battle ropes

What dirt does Zane Phillips have on ru Paul

Omg omg omg!!!!

Pam Bondi fired

I took so many incredible photos on my safari but I’m having a hard time bringing myself to post any of them to instagram like I’m just sort of over it? And i don’t really want to feed metas ai? Sort of a bummer

I’m a diehard bravo fan and I’ve watched every szn of summer house live since the beginning but unfortunately i just do not care at all about this Amanda/West/Ciara situation…. They dated for three months three years ago and everyone involved was single at the time it happened so who cares?

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Who else is a little bit sexually attracted to dungeon crawler Carl? It can’t just be me

We’re so ferkin back baby

Idk if it’s “my best” but my tiddies were looking juicy during my trip

Pit

Jamal Sims being the choreographer for the Hannah Montana movie is such a lil Easter egg for the gays i love it so much

This is such a cnty gym song music.apple.com/us/album/app...

I take videos to send to my (straight) personal trainer so he can review my form, and today i thought, I’ve never taken one of an abduction so maybe I’ll do it, but i couldn’t really figure out the angle and now I’m thinking I probably can’t send this video to him lol

Let’s go for a dip

Bush on main

Safari was so cool

Let’s go for a swim 🏊‍♀️

The water here is so beautiful

And now for some beach time 📍 Indian Ocean

Just minding our own business

Dad on safari

Not a nude but holy shit nature is cool

30 hours of travel later and i have arrived in Africa. Get ready for safari n00ds

My videos never do well on here nor do I find them that compelling myself but this morning I majorly surpassed my previous front squat max and I’m proud of myself for that

I think about this Mad TV sketch a lot. Mad TV stays winning youtu.be/rw2nkoGLhrE?...

Got to the point of love island all stars where the Americans have arrived and honestly this is great what a fantastic adrenaline rush

I am a reply guy and I’m not sorry about it! If i see a hot photo, why wouldn’t I call it out? Takes two seconds and everyone wins

Oh no there are two of me

Lost in the shuffle of the new Pokémon announcement is that it’s only for switch 2? I gotta buy a whole new game system? Besides being annoying it also just feels so wasteful. Like there’s nothing wrong with my switch 1 why am i being forced to create electronic waste

Taps the sign from last week

I have some things to say about Maura but I don’t want to spoil (She’s my favorite islander ever so don’t @ me)

Never forwarded through an ep more this is so boring (yes this about the traitors) Rob deserves to win bc these faithfuls have been so dumb

Wow my boobs were so small last year cmon fitness goals

145 of my oomfs follow this guy. Interesting

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Btw women won 66% of gold medals for the US at the Olympics as well as 63% of all medals for the US. Without women the US would have completely flopped. Winning a medal at the Olympics doesn’t absolve you from being a loser outside the Olympics, hope this helps ❤️

Your face goes where

My waist looks sooooo slutty in this one it would be rude not to post

Happy birthday to my irl friend @willkeats.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️🎂🎂🎂

Incredible how Maura has never NOT been screwed over by terrible love island men AND hosts aftersun which typically turns into the dumped women roasting the shitty men AND STILL has so deeply fallen into the trap of yet again blindly trusting a love island man for no reason other than he’s hot

You know, for all the marketing bluster, i never actually saw any dicks truly out for harambe