ITS HERE

Hail Zorp

Last thirst trap with my old phone. Thank you for your service dear pal

How much do you want the 🥛

If you live in California call the Governor’s office ASAP and let him know to not be a wuss and sign the SB 79 bill. The NIMBY pressure campaign for him to veto is on and Gavin’s not known for being resolute in his principles.

actionnetwork.org/letters/sign... Tell newsom to sign it—he caved on sb9 for her earlier this year. This could be really bad

Made this for both assembly and senate versions. going to try and get people to post it as well

Rewatching 30 rock has unfortunately ruvealed to me that High Potential is actually just a rip off of Good Looking, Jenna’s tv pilot in which she plays Alexis Goodlooking, who was good looking, and her special ability was being good at looking for clues

We’re getting so close to Libra season. It’s coming

Tired but still got in a solid chest day

Fit check

At maurice after a few vodka sodas

Here we go again

My h****** is at some demon slayer imax thing or whatever so I’m at home and I’ve had a pumpkin spice espresso martini and I’m gonna make some pumpkin (protein) muffins 😏

Spend my whole day on this g d app and im never on anybody’s skircle literally what am I doing on here lol

Okay I’m flying united today (a rarity as i am an Alaska elite girlie) but what i will say is United’s boarding is so calm and not chaotic compared to Delta and I appreciate that I also had a martini and a wine in the lounge

Will the lifeboats be seated according to Cava rewards status tier??

Body was tea today also this lighting was crazy

Don’t care about the book tok ass wuthering heights movie coming out, all i am asking for is an adaptation where they’re actually all gay men like Emily Brontë intended

Starbucks bring back pumpkin scones you cowards!!!

Seeing gays throw massive parties for themselves in LA with like 100+ other hot gays and i can’t help but wonder how do they meet and know so many people?? I know like, twenty people tops and most of them are women lol 😅

It’s my birthday month by the way so get your presents for me ready 😇

If it’s not in the alps I’m not watching. Snow season or bust

Gooood morning maxxinistas!!

And in this episode of Friends, Joey’s girlfriend physically abuses him and when he brings it up, everyone gaslights him about it. The 90s really were something else lol

Sunday pump day

One of my pet peeves is clothing brands that gay bait with marketing and then only sell men’s clothes in black, grey, and white 🙅🏽‍♂️

Pool day #1

To be fair I think our parents know what poppers are because they were adults in the 80s lol

Forgot to wear my Apple Watch to the gym today - on cardio day no less - so now it’s as if i didn’t work out at all 😭😭😭😭😭

These kids are going to be so unbelievably stupid and poorly adjusted that the parents should be tried for child abuse

the espn push notification being the first to break this story is very funny to me

Btw this was exactly his and also my reaction to this show lol

Sad to learn I’m not hot enough to be asked to shill for LVW 😪

Hump day

Who wants to measure it for me

Sad to learn I’m not hot enough to be asked to shill for LVW 😪

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

In the great pantheon of male leads who in retrospect are actually the real villains, Lord Grantham from Downton Abbey is up there with Ross from Friends

Lol. Haha even

“When someone shows you who they are, you deal with them accordingly” Omg we’re so back 🏔️ ❄️ 🍸

and so we come to the point of the day where I collect the 5 distinct drinking vessels that have accumulated on my desk over the course of the day and carry them back into the kitchen to be cleaned #gayatwork

Bewbies

Credit card influencers saying shit like “see? You can earn enough points to fly first class from Toronto to Abu Dhabi!” piss me off

Had a weekend free from working out and counting macros and my gosh was life better

Williams Sonoma just released the Halloween decor and ugh I’m too gay I need to resist but I’m not strong enough!!!!

You’ll never out pizza the hut

If i was real could i do this?!

I’m seeing Cynthia Erivo tonight and I’m so excited 🤩🤩🤩

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.