For Christmas I got you the same pose I always give you, sorry I’ve been busy

Once again asking gays to stop uploading shirtless pictures of themselves into chat gpt’s data set 🙄

Once again asking gays to stop uploading shirtless pictures of themselves into chat gpt’s data set 🙄

@animaniac.bsky.social and i saw you across the bar and if you’re Scott Hunter or Kip then we really like your vibe

Heated Rivalry 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 ☀️

Happy 250th birthday Jane Austen, thanks for the mems ❤️

No 💩 is greater than the one brought on by Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and that is a fact

“Ding ding ding went the trolley” is a gay anthem bc it’s about meeting men on public transit and that combines gay men’s favorite things: meeting men and public transit

Episode 4 of heated rivalry was bad I’m sorry to say Bring back Scott and Kip!!

Rory is such a piece of shit ugh

This is the best Christmas ever

Happy heated rivalry day to all who celebrate

No thanks ❤️ apple.news/AjgEPCOTZR96...

Good morning from my house on pretty girl avenue

Body fueled by heated rivalry induced body dysmorphia

Okay i updated you when Jess arrived, and we’ve just gotten to Logan’s introduction. I am personally a Logan stan so I’m happy to finally be here (this is about Gilmore girls)

It was shoulder day lol

Maxxinista hive rise up

If you stay hockey butt you don’t gotta get hockey butt

I am thankful for all you horny weirdos ❤️ ilysm

A fully clothed wedding photo bc i look hot in it

Idk Stephen really put a little bit of “colors of the wind” into “no place like home” bc it’s all I can hear (also a little bit of “a dream is a wish your heart makes” bc Disney?)

Guess what day it was i dare you

Pump

Next let’s have John chu do a slightly lesbian version of phantom of the opera but also with Ariana as Christine and Cynthia as the phantom. Let’s make it happen ppl

Wake up babes, daddy is back to doing front squats again 🦵🏼

Btw Wuthering Heights is my favorite classic lit novel

Hmm, calling *Wuthering Heights* “the greatest love story ever told” is not quite giving me confidence in this being a good adaptation… youtu.be/ioqY6DVmkPE?...

A good Sunday chest pump feat. Serratus

We’ve strayed too far from Jesus’ light

Forgot a hat today

My body dysmorphia would be so much better if i used zoom at work instead of teams. On zoom i look hot and supple and on teams i look like a river gremlin

Your POV

What’s your favorite song from wicked part one and why is it the wizard and i

Sean Connery and I are the same age in these photos 😵‍💫

This is so true

Tongue out to piss off the haters Go vote

Didn’t Cory from Boy Meets World go to Penn in the show? lol

Baby very respectfully, i promise you don’t need a lifting belt to deadlift 135 lbs

It is eleventy o clock right now my goodness this day has gone on forever

Californians: don’t forget to vote! There is literally just one question on the ballot, this will not take long. (Yes on 50)

The people’s princess(es) @animaniac.bsky.social

Trick or treat

The Salt Lake City / Below Deck crossover episode is my avengers. I’m actually giddy watching these women rage at each other with Daisy just watching in the background

NYC folks: please vote early, or make a plan to vote on election day.

We’re back baby but I’m married now so that’s Mr. daddy to you from now on

Got the first batch of photos from my wedding and the photographer included this beauty lol

All I’m saying is the post wedding depression is so real like I fully understand and empathize with miss havisham she really was so real for that

It’s that point of the annual Gilmore girls rewatch where Jess finally arrives and oh BOY was teenage me obsessed with Jess my god he was hot … he was “please spit in my mouth” hot (and still is!!)

I mean of course, the answer is phantom of the opera from phantom of the opera