kiss me through this mobile phone baby what’re you wearing? screenshots of your camera roll baby what’re you sharing?

🎧🤩 now seeing live

looking at all your butts on the skyline ☺️

omg that hockey show is so bad 😭

how about noooooo

jus a coupla bros in the orinoco flow

had no idea what this person was talking about a week ago but the timeline today has made it clear

🎧 now streaming

entering holiday travel hell so here’s a moody sleepy selfie

I wonder if the mods missed me

I woke up 😒

holy fuck I love sleeping

suggestive but of what?

it’s cuddle o’clock

putting meat on these bones for the witches who live deep in the forest

it’s under 70 degrees so it’s naked hot tub bake off time

🎧 now streaming

Bought the horny athletic shorts off Instagram a while back (ik leave me alone) and I already can’t wear my mediums to jim anymore 😬😔

Ok I saw it.

not the best but whatever

who up trimming their gooch to Jade? It’s Showbiz Saturday boys

Tell me you’re unequipped to be a CEO without telling me you’re unequipped to be a CEO

what a fucking shit smear

Happy Q4 to all my shareholders!

zara larsson fans enjoying another album

So plainclothes was really good.

who’s a big strong boy, hmm?

Topped the biggest hump in the lower 48

kinda wanna get a big cool tattoo but realizing I don’t have much of a personality 😔

“FiiIirRssT daaAY of FallLL”

🎧 now streaming

I must not be using my iPhone like any not even a single one of the Apple user testers because none of these updates enhance my habits 😣

just keep swimming

does anyone think global warming is a good thing?

lazily lounging nude in the backyard sunshine

One (one)…two (two)…three (three)…now hold that pose for me.

I’d guess one of my best ?

Good morning and a hearty you’re a joke to @moderation.bsky.app !

I don’t want to get out of bed

Emperor Shaddam IV:

sweatpants season

Every couple years the failing NYT posts ab star drift changing astrological signs and people who can’t get a second date scream vindication. A) it took psychology <50 yrs to become woo woo bs; B) I’ll keep charging my p*ssy crystals by moonlight tyvm!!

You guys, if I had a slutty little waist, would you appreciate it?

Gay guy music video night but it’s just me ignoring texts from my friends and finishing off several family sized bags of snacks

posting crotch for attention

Ok but why can’t we save gifs

Brady Bunch of Butts

busy creating value for shareholders (bloomfs)

well i survived the late summer mid afternoon black tie wedding, but at a very dear cost 🤕

Romy and Michele’s Mordor reunion