Ignoring my very full inbox and instead making a 6-hour bolognese while playing Rosalía’s album at a dangerous volume

Going back to work after a week off is harder than storming the beaches of Normandy

A year later and still laughing, crying, and breaking out in goosebumps while watching Wicked Part I. That friendless, middle school outcast still inside me is so ready for For Good this week

Erik Bottcher posted about Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor so that settles who’s got my vote for NY12

before and after an hour and a half of cardio

IT’S WICKED WEEK!!!

A thunderstorm right as I return to NYC?

happy #fcf from vacation Joey

the way I am speechless after this film

You know who lives in NY12? Me! Who know who gets to vote for a Kennedy? ME!

Of course I, a famous lover of snow, miss the first snow in New York because my parents just had to retired to Florida

Three guesses what my favorite color is

Wow, my birthday is almost done and not a single nude has entered my dms. 36 really is time to die I guess

Been stuck on a plane all morning so only finding out now but OH MY GOD GOOD NEWS!!!

Been stuck on a plane all morning so only finding out now but OH MY GOD GOOD NEWS!!!

It’s my special day!

Jesus Christ it’s so embarrassing to be a democrat…

The gym got all new, fancy, high tech treadmills and I’m so confused on how to start it I’m just going to go home

Off to the library, y’all need anything while I’m out? Some critical thinking skill? The joy of literacy?

since I’ve posted a shameless selfie every day this week: how’s the hair? Does it go with the new bag I got for myself as a birthday present?

the last bit of Mio Cristo Piange Diamanti has my Episcopalian ass crying and looking for a rosary this morning

this what the new Rosalía album feels like and I shan’t explain further

A moment for the hair

ok getting a little nervous about flying on Monday. Can we get this damn government open already?

We need a word stronger than "Mother"

Riding the high of yesterday has led to me making the idiotic decision to try a middle part

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

It isn’t enough, I need to see Cuomo cry!!!

LIBBING THE FUCK OUT LIKE I’M 18 AND IT’S 2008

AND WE’RE STILL CALLING IT THE TAPPEN ZEE!!!

the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins

Someone remind me to breathe…

do you think he and charlie kirk will find each other in the afterlife and charlie will be like “debate me!” and dick will be like “ah! a duck!” and shoot him in the face again? forever?

The only good thing he did was be responsible for this moment

On the lookout for the perfect winter coat to make my entire personality December through March

I’m so proud to be your boyfriend @fxank62.bsky.social and I am never kissing you when you’re that sweaty ever again

Ready to Spice Up your marathon @fxank62.bsky.social

The list of best days in New York is 1. First Crisp Fall Day 2. Marathon Day 3. First Nice Spring Day Happy Marathon Day and good luck to all the oomfs running

Don’t forget that tonight is the night

Goedemorgen

IT’S WICKED MONTH!!!!!

The category is PIXAR PERFECTION

you could say I’m Incredible at my day job

What better way to spend Halloween morning than voting to keep creepy sex pest Cuomo out of Gracie Mansion

The Dutch just elected an openly gay Prime Minister and we’re stuck here…