i realize that time has marched on, the people have found new pastures, but i have not. i am still here

listen, i'm a simple guy, I don't ask for much: I just want to eat some pasta and listen to Rosalía's Lux on a loop all day

New iPhone footage from Artemis II of Earth 🌎📱

No but for real

i'm pretty sure this is the literal nightmare of every suburban republican

Sisters

Madonna & Sabrina Carpenter 🩷

Aaliyah in 2000:

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

How it feels hearing a new Madonna song on the radio that’s a hybrid of Future Lovers, Celebration, and a hint of Erotica

yup, fuck it, no work is getting done today. I want to dance!

Rumor has it Madonna is debuting the new single in 15 minutes.... Another rumor has it that I'm not doing any work at all now

so Mother Mary is a film that will sit with you

What made me gay? Definitely seeing Rose’s entrance in Titanic and realizing that’s all I want to be in life: a fabulously wealthy women with a big fucking hat

It is TIME!

was the death of 1500 people a tragedy? yes, absolutely. But had it not happen we wouldn't have "My Heart Will Go On", Downton Abbey, or "But I thought the old lady dropped it in the ocean in the end?" so it was kinda worth it....

FUUUUUUUUUCK I AM NOT CALM

If you haven’t witnessed me during a Madonna roll out now might be a good time to block me because I am about to be insufferable

Where else would I be on Iceberg Day?

BUCKLE UP HOES MAMA IS COMING

“Are you wearing…” “The vintage NASA hat my dad bought at Kennedy Space Center in the 80’s while making spicy vodka risotto? Yes. Yes I am”

Is everything alright? It sounds like you’re having sex in here, which I know can’t be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend.

Going to get some great images from NASA in the coming days. Here’s a couple of post-splashdown snaps of actual heroes.

Science is so fucking cool. This is what I want my tax dollars spent on

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

More space exploration, less war!

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

WELCOME HOME ARTEMIS!!!!!

They’re almost home!

Who else is seeing Ina Garten in Brooklyn in October?

how's work this Friday you ask? Well so far all I've done is watch the Artemis II feed with my CEO while keeping an eye on the splashdown countdown. What am I going to do with myself after they're back?

It’s time! 🚢

Rom coms are soooooo back ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

We need to celebrate the end of the civil war with a holiday on the same scale as the 4th of July and I am being so serious.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day 🎉

The Milky Way Galaxy stuns in new photo captured by Artemis II.

18 years ago The New Testament was written

#Artemis II - Photo 2 from yesterdays flyby ECLIPSE. April 6, 2026. Totality, beyond Earth. From lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, revealing a view few in human history have ever witnessed. Photo: NASA 🚀🌕🌑

I didn’t think I’d be crying at 9am today but here we are. Our whole world, all of us. We can do amazing things

First ever photo captured from the far side of the Moon.

CRESCENT EARTH

The Artemis II mission seems good because it is. People seem excited by it because they are. It looks like a testament to the value of teamwork because it needs many people working together to succeed, and it’s succeeding. One of the best things about this is how straightforward it is. Authentic.

Current mood #artemis

That’s us! That’s our home! We’re all there, our beautiful little rock floating through space 😭

Maybe it’s a good thing Bluesky is down because you all really don’t need to know that I’m full on crying watching the NASA livestream right now and keep shouting “THAT’S THE MOON! THAT’S THE FUCKING MOON!” in my empty apartment

Now why am I crying????

We’ve got a live view of the four people who are about to surpass the record for the furthest humans have ever been from Earth and if that doesn’t make you proud to be alive I don’t know what will

Happy Easter gay boys

Started Easter by getting thrown out of bed while trying to seduce @fxank62.bsky.social

Whoever said baking is relaxing is a damn liar. I’ve been baking cakes all day for tomorrow and my stress level is through the roof!