My boyfriend ran 22 ½ miles but I’m drunk off half a beer and nobody else is excited as me that “Holding Out For A Hero” is playing so who really is struggling?

So glad to be here at LGA where it is apparently everyone’s first day on earth

Six days into the new year and still the only thing I’ve listen to is LUX on a loop

My boyfriend’s grandfather passed away on NYE, and the funeral is tomorrow, and I know this is not about me and I’m not trying to make it, but it’s making me miss my grandpa who died 18 years ago so much. We were so close and I just never got to show him what I did with my life and I miss him

You must swap now that Mamdani is mayor.

2026 is going to be all about comfort, starting with these cute new jammies

My brother's life is literally my nightmare; all of your friends are people you went to high school with and never left? And your idea of a big night out is applebees? I would simply rather die

When Doves Cry in Stranger Things had me actually jump off the couch

"New year, new me," I giggle as my soul slips into another host body for the year

Why do I feel so disgusting and bloated? Can’t be living off nothing but cookies, pizza, hot coco, and cheese for three weeks, must be something else…

Nothing more depressing than an airport right after Christmas. That post-holiday blues are heavy

I hope you all are enjoying the snow that I SHOULD BE ENJOYING!!!!

Ate nothing but cookies today

“Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of silver or gold in my pocket, I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good, and I say God bless it!”

Mrs Claus to Santa tonight

The only place you’ll want to be is underneath my Christmas tree

Happy Christmas Eve!

8:23am and the tradition continues

maybe I’m just extra homosexual this year or I’m just becoming melancholy in my old age but Judy Garland’s “Have A Merry Little Christmas” just really hits lately. it’s my number one Christmas song of 2025

My parents retiring to Florida has really ruined my life. Of course I’m cranky today Mom, it’s 80° in December. I should be wearing my cute sweaters not sweating and hating everything about my body because I’m a sweaty uncomfortable mess

Damn it they did it again

I’M AN UNCLE FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!

Time for my favorite Christmas tradition: mom asking if I’m “over your fish weirdness yet” by which she means my deadly fish allergy that prevents me from partaking in the Feast of Seven Fishes

hair cut Metro North caught Shameless selfie snapped

do you know who’s biological grandmother was Canadian? Me! How aboot that? 🇨🇦

*slams laptop shut till mid January*

The now curl is a paid actor

Only one more day of work this year Joey, you can do this, you can make it one more day without shoving someone into a wall….

Watching the most influential fashion film of the 20th century

and when I say The Last Jedi is a top three Star Wars film what then…

wearing a chunky sweater and wool trousers, curled up reading a Christmas themed who-done-it novel, there’s bolognese simmering on the stove, and a 10 hour Yule log video on the TV. When I tell you I am built for the winter this is what I mean

Lately I’ve been freaking out about AI and everyone being on their phones but then a snow day like this happens in New York and all humanity is restored. Everyone is in Central Park enjoying the snow. Maybe we’ll be fine, we always come back to our roots

I am a winter lover and I will not apologize

well…

if it does snow I’ll post pole

HEATED RIVALRY IS USING THE TATU SONG!!!!

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT embrace A.I...

Just found out @fxank62.bsky.social has never seen “A Christmas Story” so I’m single and ready to mingle now

Jacob Elordi was asked about AI by Vanity Fair: “I just have no interest in it at all, because it’s so f***ing boring […] If it’s your interest, go nuts in your garage; play around, build a robot. But as far as I’m concerned, I would much rather kiss on the beach, & read a novel, & be sunburnt.”

Last in-person meeting of 2025 done 🎉

my parents let me watch The Little Mermaid before the age of 5, once I saw Ursula I was done for

what if I skipped this two hour lecture and watched The Santa Clause instead?

Happy Jen Shah Release Day, hold on to your retirement fund

Stranger Things. WOAH 😳

Thank god for fellow gays in the office because I can finally talk about Heat Rivalry