The flight attendant just now said “On behalf of your crew, welcome to New York, Knicks in five!” Do I know shit about basketball? Nope, but I am glad to be back in time for Saturday

MEXICO SCORES THE FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP 🇲🇽

I don't see what all the fuss is about. The hat doesn't look any bigger than the Mauretania

My mayor still Muslim My bagel still Jewish Can’t wait for Tr*mp to die Knicks in five

We, as gay people, are so lucky to live in the same timeline as Madonna

Calling it now: Danceteria will be my most played song this year

Down 40 pounds 89° and a pool all to myself Unlimited Diet Coke Madonna on repeat Nothing can bring my down today

Stream “Bring Your Love” by Madonna

Madonna is a god damn genius

I Love New York in middle of time square? I have lived a truly blessed life

Happy birthday to my absolute favorite person. I love you babe @fxank62.bsky.social

hi gay! happy pridemnth

Happy Pride!

The other day the dry cleaner told me that I look like I’ve lost a lot weight and I’ve been riding that high all week

Have you tried slamming it to left if you’re having a good time? Or shaking it to the right, if you know that you feel fine?

“The Sheep Detectives” was so good I feel genuinely guilty for buying lamb today at the butcher. Perfect film. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ no notes

If Leo keeps this up I might end up converting to Catholicism

It was cold and wet but still a perfect MDW to kick off a cozy summer

Home from a very lovely MDW with the bf’s family but…

I’m a city boy, but god damn it there is so something so damn nice about waking up in a small beach town to the sound of real birds (not scary ass pigeons) chirping at the sunrise and just calm and quiet

Memorial Day weekend and one pound away from my goal weight. Maybe this will be the Summer of Joey

When ABBA said 🎶 but the sun is still in the sky and shinning above you 🎶

Hey, want to play mermaids?

this is where I post from

Remind me when I get back to ask my therapist why my automatic response to a shitty week is to flee the country

I just really love Star Wars May the Fourth be with us all

I don’t have any real sports jerseys so wearing my bluey rugby shirt to a soccer match. Very on brand for me. GO GOTHAM! @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social

Not my viral tweet coming to Bluesky!

I like when they talk about Mrs. Hatt because, of all the fake shows on The Comeback, it’s the one I’d actually watch

Let this be an inspiration to all of us over 35

Down almost 30 pounds and off to spend the day with my niblings!

me describing my time on twitter

If I send this in the group chat, I’m expressing to you that I did, in fact, know what I was talking about, now didn’t I? 🙂‍↕️

one ticket for what is bound to be a hot mess that glosses over a LOT (but the music will be great!)

How I foresee my retirement

i realize that time has marched on, the people have found new pastures, but i have not. i am still here

listen, i'm a simple guy, I don't ask for much: I just want to eat some pasta and listen to Rosalía's Lux on a loop all day

New iPhone footage from Artemis II of Earth 🌎📱

No but for real

Sisters

Madonna & Sabrina Carpenter 🩷

Aaliyah in 2000:

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

How it feels hearing a new Madonna song on the radio that’s a hybrid of Future Lovers, Celebration, and a hint of Erotica

yup, fuck it, no work is getting done today. I want to dance!

Rumor has it Madonna is debuting the new single in 15 minutes.... Another rumor has it that I'm not doing any work at all now

so Mother Mary is a film that will sit with you

What made me gay? Definitely seeing Rose’s entrance in Titanic and realizing that’s all I want to be in life: a fabulously wealthy women with a big fucking hat

It is TIME!