Freeing myself from the grasp of MyFitnessPal after 14 years and being very brave about it

am I nauseous because I forgot to eat (skinny!!!!) or because my mom keeps sending me AI slop on instagram?

The best part of this new JFK Jr show is Gen Z discovering Madonna’s epic run of men in the 90s

Snow, they can never make me hate you

Hello from Narnia!

Seeing this out the bedroom window, rolling over and going back to sleep

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What if this was the year I finally read The Count of Monte Cristo?

27 first cousins? ✅ Whole family is big and loud... and everybody`s in each other`s lives and business all the time? ✅ Always together, eating. ✅ Greeks and Italians are very similar…

after today the only thing i want to do this weekend is wear comfy jammies, eat greek food, and sleep

Saw a TikTok that said to go to The Met and listen to Rosalía’s LUX and let me tell you it is BLOWING MY DAMN MIND!

I fear I am not in a fit state to be perceived

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Got my first "you look like you've slimmed down a bit!" in the 11am meeting today

The most beautiful film ever shot, if you don’t agree you can go straight to the guillotine

Guys…I’m too obsessed with this damn espresso machine, I’m literally that episode of 30 Rock when Kenneth gets addicted to coffee. See @fxank62.bsky.social this is why I never owned a coffee maker, I have no self control!

Madame X is criminally underrated

Frank’s mom’s housewarming gift to us was a fancy espresso maker so please clap for my first homemade iced vanilla oatmilk latte (yes I used too much milk but it saved me $8 today so worth it I guess)

waking up to double Charley horses and not being very brave about it at all

This goes so well with my favourite valentine

I’ll put up with your swiftieness if you keep putting up with my (not so) fun history facts. Happy Valentine’s Day @fxank62.bsky.social. I love you babe and can’t wait for our next adventure

So…Wuthering Heights… what the actual fuck was that???

Giving him a bouquet of red roses, not for romantic reasons, but to express my support for the House of Lancaster.

Every Valentine’s Day i think about the 2009 interview where Gaga said all she wants on February 14th is: "a good f*** - and some carbohydrates. some good spaghetti and some good sex." That was the moment I knew I’d stan forever

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let’s let the audience decide

gm

me everyday since the halftime show

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet:

“That’s why your hair is so big, it’s full of useless facts” - @fxank62.bsky.social

*everyone shows up for the orgy* “Put your clothes back on, I just needed a group to play Clue. Who wants to be Colonel Mustard?”

Gaga in a Pokémon ad???? What a night for all my hyper fixations

You can't spell Italian without Latina! 😍😭

Lady Gaga dancing with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.

THAT WAS A GOD TEIR HALFTIME SHOW!!!

RICKY MARTIN!!!!!!

THE WAY I FUCKING SCREAMED!!!

Turns out “Go Birds!” is not something you just shout at a football game. Didn’t know that, fully outed myself as only here for the halftime show and the snacks

stick me in a Tauntaun to warm me up

The bagel shop is playing The Cranberries, I fear I have no choice but to pretend I’m in a Nora Ephron film

Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and slept terribly last?

I was told that today I look like “a professor in Connecticut named Preston”

Anne Boleyn in 1536:

suddenly not feeling guilty about spending $**** on a fur lined parka…

guys, my state senator is hot

BEST POP VOCAL ALBUM MAYHEM 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

The greatest decision I ever made was pressing play on The Fame. Gaga the artist that you are