I saw it so you all have to too

What he’s leaving out is that they changed it to Cardi!

With the bestie @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social

2026 is going to be the year I move away from my Apple Watch and start wearing real watches again. Anyone have any recommendations because all I have a watch that looks like the alethiometer from His Dark Materials

This is Perfect Illusion key change weather

Thursday's Weather Rating: 10/10 FINALLY!!! High temperatures only reach the mid 60s with sunny skies, low dew points, and a beautiful northerly breeze. That's it, that's the krabby patty secret formula. The vibes are immaculate out there today!!!

Watching Practical Magic

Felt cute, might take a bathroom selfie on the way out of the office about it

just remembered the “I’m A Little Seal Girl” episode of As Told by Ginger and fully cried

Finally, it's October for book lovers.

Happy trenta, no foam, five-shot half-caf, no foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees day to all who celebrate!

it’s that time of year again!

Happy 90th birthday to the legendary Julie Andrews!

it’s officially Blackout season btw🥂

Breaking out the barn jacket and singing Lorna Wu's version of "The Ballad of the Witches' Road"

F it, it’s time for a Charmed rewatch

Promise made, promise kept

I’M GETTING SO DRUNK TODAY

In such a chipper mood this morning that I caught myself romanticizing the old man singing “Under the Boardwalk” on the 2 train

If it doesn’t start getting cold soon I’m going to blow up my life and move in with my sister in Alaska. I did not spend all this money on sweaters for them to sit and collect dust!

Just finished 107 Days and honestly the only thing that isn’t making me want to stay in bed all day and cry is this sausage egg pepper jack sriracha sourdough bagel

horny for this work day to be over

Watching the Wicked For Good trailer yet again just to feel something

Nothing I love more than a homosexual 6am spin class. Like yas the sun is rising and you’re blasting the uncensored version of Lil Kim’s “How Many Licks” and telling me I’m amazing for being here

Cranking up the AC, putting on a roll neck sweater, watching When Harry Met Sally, eating some roasted butternut squash, and pretending it’s the crisp Fall evening we deserve

7:58am / 5:10pm I was finally starting to figure the hair out and BAM random 80% humidity and I look like a mop

no thoughts, just the Wicked trailer

The rich 🤡’s waiting for the rapture today like

Documenting that I did indeed go to the gym this morning and that my hair randomly was really good

Just left the IMAX screening of Apollo 13 and god damn that is a great movie. One thing you can always count on is Tom Hanks being amazing in a movie about trying to get home

Don’t care that it’s 73° out, I’m breaking out the rugby shirt

It’s officially the first day of Fall.

“Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address”

After 48 hours my ability to text has been restored! I have returned to the 21st Century! So excited to go back to ignoring text messages

This is grab a coffee, walk around in a cute jacket, and listen to Bedtime Stories living your best 90s fantasy weather

One thing about me: I am first and foremost a Spice Boy

Watching now

Wearing a corduroy jacket this chilling morning and the hair is hair-ing. I am going to be INSUFFERABLE today

setting up this new iphone has been a cluster fuck and a half

Panera should bring back the lemonade that kills you

Really tough time to be an adult who actually did all the assigned high school reading.

your honor i apologize that my client is the most fuckable man alive

Once again thinking about the fact that Bowling for Soup’s 1985 is a cover and the only thing they changed was the lyric “She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan, never knew George was gay; hoped they'd hook up one day” Such a perfect line, such a crime to change it

Today is not that day

At my strongest when wearing corduroy

Oh no, I’ve fallen in love with a beautiful 5 bedroom, colonial style, with “remarkably preserved original woodwork that showcases the craftsmanship of a bygone era” in Cold Spring…

New sunnies

Avoiding logging into work

People who go to the gym looking cute: How? And why? I’m showing up here looking busted and just rolled out of bed and that I’d rather be anywhere else. Because that’s the truth!