being the token gay at a bachelorette means i get my own room at the air bnb

good morning, it was pull day

getting measurements done for a wedding directly after a carb loaded brunch

woke up to boyfriend whispering in my ear “a US senator is dead but not the one you think”

Lindsey graham deciding to die to get the press before Mitch McConnell, messy queen

🎶we see the line, it’s way too long cut to the front, there’s Heidi Montag

yearning for him on company time

Nothing made a car feel cooler than this

Charli xcx threatens to “f*** [Peppa Pig] up” following Clairo shade.

10/10 no notes

haha hey man can I rim you to Confessions II while you wear pink sheer fabric on your head?

left my meds at home and haven’t worked out in like a week this’ll be inchresting

happy fourth

There’s an image in this post but you can only see it if you streamed Danceteria 10x today

you’re so right, babe. Madonna’s ability to put out another top tier album is a testament to her status as the ultimate pop icon haha. now, can you whip it out?

CONFESSIONS II is all I will be listening to for the next year

Haven’t had my gay mind fucked by an album release this hard since Renaissance

sweating like a phag in church, hbu?

Happy Confessions II Eve 🪩

when the timeline is fifa world cup 2026maxxing and you have no idea what's going on but you're happy if they're happy

music makes the people cum together

can’t believe hot dogs turn 250 this weekend

pack it up skittles squad

every breath u take every move u make i’ll be gagging 4 u faggot

I already don't like people but now I’m at an airport

Madge with her gay son & thot daughter🏳️‍🌈

convinced the bf to get contact lenses so the world will no longer be deprived of his beautiful eyes and he for sure thinks i’m trying to kill him :/

mirror mirror on the wall why's my thigh stuck to my balls

carly rae jepsen said let me give you both

Carly Rae JEPSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday again?

The earth is spinning too fast today

the caffeine/adderall combo flowing through my bloodstream is my friend and she whispers secrets to me

deleting your thirst trap from when you were in another state of mind is gay rights

I don’t love the person I become when I’m tracking a package

Olivia’s album just clicked

this is fucking massive and delicious wow

How many more rice cakes do I have to eat before I die?

We, as gay people, are so lucky to live in the same timeline as Madonna

lowkey drowning in good music this year it's feeling like 2016 all over again

Everything I do is usually gay anyway but during pride month it's all extra gay

it’s like people don’t even know i got that dawg in me and i will set her free. she’s not trained & she bites btw

I love being gay!

I’m jealous of future me listening to petal

why would you call it a side of breakfast potatoes and serve me tater tots??? and during pride month????

going to an island as far away from society as possible with the loml was exactly what i needed to initiate this summer. feeling renewed, refreshed and very thankful✈️🌺