After tonight I can finally say that I am a gay man who has seen the Mayhem Ball 5 times.

I will trade nudes for Lady Gaga tickets tonight..

Abracadabra

Morning pump

Tongues out

Isn’t this necklace cute-

I’m genuinely blocking anybody who has anything negative to say about Britney Spears

Boots that my ego boost

I deserve a Grammy for this tbh

You know I’m not an easy fuck… but when it comes to Britney Spears Fragrances I’ll be your slut

peek-a-boo

Braved The Blizzard

Still going to the gym despite the blizzard

fuck

Big boobs?

Send help

What fragrance should I wear to the gym today? Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears… Jungle Fantasy by Britney Spears… or Hidden Fantasy by Britney Spears???

Do we like the lighting in my new bathroom?

Good Morning

I love Rosie O’Donnell

Hey

Braved the cold today

This is so valid

Is the general public finally going to acknowledge that Erotica is a great album? Omg

Thinking about 90s Andrew Shue at the moment ngl

boob

Let’s try this again..

My Addison Rae body positivity doll is MARKED SAFE in the move

I guess it’s time for me to start moving-

Look at the MATERIAL!

Moving is so stressful 😭

Lizzie McGuire 😭

Do you like my Prince necklace?

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Do you like my body?

I really love Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Mariah Carey, and Janet Jackson ngl

Here we go again

I started benching again

Just another day

Feeling rough today tbh

We’re so back

I desperately want to go back to the gym :(

We love the Amtrak

Cozy vibes today tbh

Great workout today

I was stalking someone on IG and I accidentally reposted one of their posts

Saucy things are going down on my Close Friends story right now …. 😊

Work from home

In the 3 hours that I have been up today I discovered a newfound passion/dream to become a professional celebrity fragrance reviewer