I GOT 2ND ROW SEATS TO MADONNA’S FILM PREMIERE

So Madonna WON the Met Gala

I actually feel miserable today but at least I still look cute

My pants kept falling down during my whole entire workout

I am exhausted

Do I look good?

snatched

I will NOT be shutting up about Madonna for the rest of the year.

MUSIC IS SAVED

Me walking into MSG tonight for my 6th and final Gaga show:

My 6th and final MAYHEM Ball show is tonight 😭

Live from my Close Friends story

Ngl.. I’d let him stick it in

Well

Like.. d*ath fucking penalty???

I just accidentally cut my mustache too short so I am going to feel ugly for the next couple of days

Just gonna leave this here

Oh wow she’s a rebel

Flexin

Hey

After tonight I can finally say that I am a gay man who has seen the Mayhem Ball 5 times.

I will trade nudes for Lady Gaga tickets tonight..

Abracadabra

Morning pump

Tongues out

Isn’t this necklace cute-

I’m genuinely blocking anybody who has anything negative to say about Britney Spears

Boots that my ego boost

I deserve a Grammy for this tbh

You know I’m not an easy fuck… but when it comes to Britney Spears Fragrances I’ll be your slut

peek-a-boo

Braved The Blizzard

Still going to the gym despite the blizzard

fuck

Big boobs?

Send help

What fragrance should I wear to the gym today? Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears… Jungle Fantasy by Britney Spears… or Hidden Fantasy by Britney Spears???

Do we like the lighting in my new bathroom?

Good Morning

I love Rosie O’Donnell

Hey

Braved the cold today

25 years later and we still haven’t come across a superbowl commercial that’s been able to top this.. That’s history!!!

This is so valid

Is the general public finally going to acknowledge that Erotica is a great album? Omg

Thinking about 90s Andrew Shue at the moment ngl

boob

Let’s try this again..

My Addison Rae body positivity doll is MARKED SAFE in the move

I guess it’s time for me to start moving-