Cats: The Jellicle Ball has it all. Jaw-dropping talent, immaculate storytelling, the ability to pull every emotion out onto the stage. i can assure you that there is not a dry seat in this audience.

summer forever

how it feels using the leg press machine at the gym

avoiding the cyclospora scare by rinsing my lettuce in the panera lemonade that kills people

men who do leg day is ladies ❤️

I'm Mrs Extra! Extra! This just in💕

so much Giglio Trade in williamsburg last night, i couldn’t handle ittt 🤤

middle finger to my thumb and then i snap it ✨

if i have a boyfriend who never lets me try his food at a restaurant, i would kill myself

how do i get big rounded boulder shoulders send skeet

sorry i ignored your text, i was texting both sides of the open relationship to see what they were up to this weekend

crazy to think I was LIVING at Club Confessions last night while Lindsey Graham was dying

gays having their shirts off at club confessions, let’s have some decorum. there is a minor on stage.

Peachy :)

if you’re gay and don’t get a ticket to Madonna at Knockdown Center, they make you go through conversion therapy

being gay is just one never ending game of sending out stool samples to your doctor

sometimes, the most beautiful brooklyn twink will have the most unattractive chest tattoo

what are penises if not pacifiers for fussy bottoms

The Post-It Always Sticks Twice!

Natural and Sexistentially Free

ever since i was a little boy, i knew i wanted to send a cease & desist

streaming Confessions II by my favorite 16 year old girl

she wrote a song to remind you guys where she is monday to friday from 9 to 3 from september to june

you’re so right, babe. Madonna’s ability to put out another top tier album is a testament to her status as the ultimate pop icon haha. now, can you whip it out?

Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Cut to the Feeling” being her “The Cure”

gay guys can never give a normal compliment because wdym your iced matcha latte is exquisite

i’d rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel because dress has always been my strongest suit

my pussy tastes like blank street cold brew

i ❤️ gay

bluesky is amazing because on what other app could i witness @lerrrgan.bsky.social have his first bidet experience in real time.

your biceps are huge. kiss me.

oh hey, brittnay, i didn’t smell ya there. how’s your chlamydia circus?

LOOKING for 1x ticket to Quality Friendship Time this weekend 🫂 🥐🪩 Willing to pay ABOVE market price

new Carly so good

YANK IT

every time a skeet slings out of orbit

in full frog pose during my workout and the gym started playing Kylie Minogue

CRANK IT

don’t piss me off.

Godsmine Godmy Godgers

fuck it. Rent in the Gym.

Guy on Love Island saying that he could have sex to Family Guy #representationmatters

does anyone else pronounce it Wed-Nes-Day?

oh my god?! lights, cameras, and me without a stitch of makeup on.

the neighbor’s brother came home in a box

sales rep brought up sniffies at a work event and then gestured for me to explain what it was to my coworkers

this is what’ll happen if you ain’t givin your girl what she needs

“happy father’s day, daddy🥰 ” *hits “send separately”*

Expectations gonna be a power bottom anthem