now watching for the first time..

it’s Hide The Finger Friday

Now do the pretty girl rock rock rock rock

Wicked dies at the end of Wicked: For Good btw

Wicked: Foreskin

musical theatre gays are the kinkiest ones out there because wdym you want me to piss on you while singing songs from Pippin

Happy BlitheringMikey Colonoscopy Day to all who celebrate !!!!

colonoscopy tomorrow and i began fasting this morning and my stomach yearns for something aside from black coffee and Gatorade, how do the HK gays do it

popped my Simple Life cherry tonight

i want my bedroom to look like a vintage gay bar in that there’s gay porn across all the walls

Gay Christmas is now December 20th sorry I don't make the rules.

itty bitty tiddies

last minute colonoscopy scheduled on thursday afternoon and i have tickets to see Wicked that night, do we think i can swing it?

boxers are making a comeback, so we’re about to see an influx of think pieces linking it to internalized homophobia, a gay men’s desire for hypermasculine archetypes, et al.

did Demarchelier confirm?

As mayor I’d abolish cover letters. Just a thought @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!

take a picture, i’m with the boys

i know a lot of gay guys are freaking out about this, but i’m freaking out more.

holiday season is approaching, so things are starting to get very bushy i mean busy

she is me, i am her

day off shorts off

thank you to our troops

Bushwick Barista so hot i almost asked him to spit in my Oat Milk Flat White

can I count you in?

mondaze

now you guys can still stay open ❤️

pull his foreskin over my head like it's a bedsheet

me, touring an apartment: now, how high would you say the trade levels are in the neighborhood?

my instagram explore page is flooded with bouncing bulges and desperate housewives clips... i truly have it all 15

coworker and i bonding over how our stomach isn’t producing vital digestive enzymes

NY gays tonight

Some people need to hear this!

i think im gonna dress more like a starving artist and take up a hobby like crocheting or carpentry idk maybe i'll journal c'est la vie

living laughing and loving

Good morning Jonathan Bailey 💕

PUSSPUSS97 on a number plate

Dating in Bed-Stuy:

gay relationships are so confusing because wdym doggy doesn’t count as cheating since you’re not looking into my eyes?

It’s the ‘90s. Plastic surgery is like good grooming. It’s like brushing your teeth.

i saw a drunk mario & luigi making out at the bar last night

so you’re telling me that these stockings are hung???

Google Search: Slutty Harvey Milk Halloween Costume- Express Shipping

the Pineapple Air Freshener is my favorite kind ;)

the best part about reading on the subway is knowing that you're better than everyone else in the car

Really in the mood to establish myself as a presence in Bed-Stuy so does anyone want to have me as a guest on their queer podcast or redesign their closet or homewreck their ex's new relationship?

Helen Sharp took the potion on this day in 1985 ✨

gay men will come out of the woodworks upon the slightest mention of an alt

the Pineapple Air Freshener is my favorite kind ;)

a Housewife who just took up gardening:

i'm obsessed with bushes and i can't believe there was a time in my life where i didn't want one.