well why dont we just call Taylor up?

listening to zara larsson

Snow Daze ❄️

so there’s this calm before the storm

getting a haircut is so fun like i’m byeeeee i’m shedding my winter coat and all my little past mistakes yassssss

i can’t stop streaming “Roommates” by Hilary Duff btw

from yesterday’s CF :)

nose so big that it enters the room before i do <3

People We Meet on Vacation viewing is NOW.

just voted for Anna Faris in The House Bunny

One of my fav albums turns 7 today! Maggie Rogers you will always be THAT girl!

LIRR Crafts 💐

kissin my Swedish boy over facetime

clocking into the text answering factory tonight, hand in undies me

call me old fashioned but i don’t like pets in the grocery store.

blonde girl with the Acme Scarf Dupe who bodychecked me on Bedford Avenue, your days are numbered.

oomf said i’m like if a twunk was a science experiment petri dish because of all the different liquids i put into my body…

cuz Cinderella’s got to go

28 year old manager and i are bonding over “Stateside + Zara Larsson”

WITH WHAT?????

Since 2023, ABBA has slipped from my Top 5 Artists on Spotify and i haven’t been able to forgive myself.

when people say one thing, they often mean another... like how when i say, “i read somewhere” what i really mean is “a 13-year old girl on tiktok told me”

a tramp stamp that says puss puss 97

i’m at my unfunniest currently and i can only conclude it has to do with the fact that ive been getting 8+ hours of sleep and going to the gym 4x a week and drinking 8+ glasses of water a day.

January is sooooo Britney Spears coded

from the way the metallic lego brick i swallowed when i was seventeen is twitching in my lower intestine, i think it may be raining…

Bloomfie Collab at Blee Blollar Blill @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social

opening this app on fridays

Hinge Match just said I was Québécois coded…

Faguary, Fagruary, Fagrch, Fagpril, Fagay, Fagune, Faguly, Fagust, Fagtember, Fagtober, Fagvember, Fagcember

Trader Joe’s was playing Womanizer so i took out my earphones and just vibed

what’s this? lights? cameras? and me without a stitch of makeup on!

what’s that? you’re inviting me to a Hot Pilates class at 2:30pm this Thursday? Sure, I’ll just take my lunch! And it’s Sculpting, Toning, Detoxing, and Protein-Packed? For only $42?? and I need to buy grippy socks exclusively from their store for another $8? Sign Me Up!!!!

y’all liking my thirst replies on the TL to let me know you see me doing it like idgaffffff!!!!

my pussy is just too delectable to be back working the Monday after New Years.

God, the men you put on this Earth to show bush and do a little dance are being forced to submit W-2s and argue with their landlords over unsuitable living conditions…

portrait of a boy who doesn’t want to go back to work tomorrow 💔😢

Bojangles opening in Brooklyn. Never Kill Yourself.

i hoovered a bag of cool ranch doritos at 2am ln

something needs to be done about the the Tom Ford coffee table book infesting every gay guy’s apartment decor

“new year. new me.” i say with my hand in my bush as i rewatch My Best Friends Wedding

it's Hot Gay Guys Playing Fetch with their Dogs at Maria Hernandez Park O'Clock.

“men used to go to war” the men at war:

let the record show, i was lying in bed at 1am last night and a tasteful hole pic was all that was needed to convince a guy to travel all the way from murray hill to brooklyn to see me

i am a lot of things: a gemini, a sleepy boy, an excellent conversationalist, a gay guy with a nice ass, but i’m first and foremost a Sami Landri Fan Account💕✨

gym routine is going to change a little, in that my main goal aside from putting on muscle is gonna be to do the splits ✨

Not now sweetie new pics of Hudson Williams just dropped

i stay following girls from my hometown on instagram because of their hot boyfriends with no social medias

what is the NHL gonna do when all the gay guys and swifties show up to their hockey games and expect the players to make out on the ice