oomf’s response to me after discovering i need to get a cat scan…

living in bedstuy is like one never-ending game of “who can have their bush peaking out of their waistband the sluttiest?”

‘cause baby, i’m a giver 💕

Blank Street Banana Bread Matcha so good, i’m so thankful for millennials and not killing myself

the fact that this is Glinda

every bisexual girl and her boyfriend were at the Chappell Roan concert at Forest Hills

ive had stomach pain for over two weeks and it’s taking a toll on my sense of humor, like how some gay guys get muscular and become unfunny

okay.

Ordering at a bodega is like “can i get the Big Beefy Trade in a wrap with curly fries, please?”

inside you there are two fingers

will y’all bully me if i say i’m actually excited for the Kiss of the Spider Woman movie

having a crisis (struggling to pick what to wear to Dua Lipa tonight)

Just a reminder that it is in fact full bush fall!!

i think that i’m coming down with the WantingABoyfriend Virus

now watching for the first time <3

my HEVY moots saw this one first

it’s me btw

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

twelve hours since i left the theater and i can’t stop thinking about Twinless, like it was THAT good

going to see the Dylan O’Brien gay twin film

okay, now a silly one :P

ok why am i trade in this pic…

trader joe’s pumpkin butter in my boypussy

if a gay men gains more muscles then his fagcent must also grow stronger

i’m tired of getting called ran thru when i just have a big heart

that one friend that dont play about BeReal.

i’m a simple man… I see a pit pic, I smash the like button

@tiedyeundies.bsky.social 💙💚

cuz Cinderella’s got to go

all the Chicago gays are built like that because they’re corn fed btw

struggling to choose between these two pics because they’re both soooo different

Ghoulish Green Twix absolutely deliver on spooky szn fun

Wednesday, Best Day?

considering a career in journalism so i can write an article ranking Miranda’s haircuts in SATC based on how annoyed i think the stylist was with Cynthia that day

Bushy Bottom Autumn

my jorts currently sitting on my waist at peak slutty brooklyn boy length as i walk to get a $7 cold brew god does it get any better than this

ETERNAL SUNSHINE TICKETS SECURED

it’s jork o’clock btw

moaning loud as hell in the AMC and if you don’t like it, go to a different screening of Twinless

Radical Optimism is really good when you don’t have an emaciated brooklyn gay in your ear saying it’s basic

me after deciding to stop shaving my ass:

i’m suddenly the least sought-after girl in the laaaaand

currently begging any cute boys to come over and open this jar of pickles for me

Marcia Cross Dianna Agron Oscar Isaac Charles Melton Damson Idris Brenda Song Anna Faris Hugh Grant

“it’s 6 inches and pink btw” - me talking about the wad of chewed-up gum i keep in a ball on my desk

Faith Hill, writing “This Kiss” :

chewing gum is so fun because it gives me something to do with my mouth

and suddenly, there he was wearing Armani on Sunday…

some of you have never seen Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette” and it shows!!!

chopped and uncut