they treat me really nicely, they buy me all these iceys

YAYYYY MY BIRTHDAY ON #FCF

this boy turned 25 today 💛

Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, i am inside you.

being gay and preparing for a vacation is so annoying because i somehow underestimated how long it takes to pack a speedo.

i’m leaving for Rehoboth Beach tm, does anyone have any tipsssssss😘🥰😭🥹🤩

some of you bitches can’t even spell Rawky Whorerer!!!

just set my Work Email to OOO for a full week

the blonde girls at my job act like having to come into the office is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever.

if you don’t freeball on the L Train, they drag you off the subway car and shoot you on the platform

showed @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social the speedo i was gonna wear yesterday and all he said back was, “are you committed to that tanline?”

homeless lady on the street just said to me “you look gorgeous, son” we’re soooooo back

Sunday Funday ☀️ @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social

Fuck It. Ribs in the gym,

irloomf said i’m single handedly funding Anna Faris career and he’s soooooo right.

it’s bagel friday

when i worked at Abercrombie, all of the middle-aged moms would tell me that i was so handsome and should have been a model for the brand, but i think they just wanted a taste of the 20 year old boy cookie

i can’t stop referring to every heterosexual couple in Williamsburg as Mickey and Minnie

Valerie Cherish for POTUS

my hump day contribution

the thing they don’t tell you about talking to gay guys over 30 is how often you’re going to be chatting via snapchat

you could’ve had a bad girl by your side

i told my friend that i had a clothes chair in my room and he said, “you mean a Cuck Chair???

did Demarchelier confirm?

For an actor, i think they’re frequently asked to step outside their comfort zone. You know, one time i had to play a brunette who got migraines.

having gay sex is so fun because it’s like putting lego blocks together but we’re also naked and Tinashe is playing

“bred” and “good boy” in today’s NYT crossword….

Get Your Tickets to Rocky Horror on Broadway.

Being blonde was such a fragile time in my life because i was surviving off of Chromatica Oreos and Hip Thrusts. One comment about my teeth being off-center would send me into a spiral.

this was their high school senior portrait.

hanging out with 30 year old gay guys is so fun, like what do you mean I need a daily peptide supplement?

i love opening up this app on Fridays and stroking my shit.

eating a hard boiled egg at my office desk.

this feels like Eurosummer☀️

you NEVER ask a gay man where he got that wig from….

the worst gay guy you’ve ever met is currently posting about how it’s the start of Taurus Season

consuming my first bite of food after getting Saddled on a work night and hoovering Taco Bell in my uber ride from HK to BedStuy

i asked my friend if he was going to call the uber, and he said back, “i call cars.”

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Act III in May 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

IG Story vs. CF

Our Reigning Queen Myki Meeks 🩷🩷

took these in the AM

my favorite gay bar in BedStuy is the Nostrand Ave Home Depot.

i love getting my blood drawn so i can have raw gay sex.

i’m tired of getting called ran thru when i just have a big heart.

hello, i’m Shelley Duvall.

TMI asf, but i fucked a guy and then when we were cuddling, i noticed a giant Lady Gaga cardboard cutout in the corner of his room…. Mother Monster watched us play hide the finger.

my problems would be solved if i had a québécois boyfriend.