Thinking about how Helen didn’t even go to Troy in several variations of her myth so it’s weird to get huffy about interpretations; also butts

Tried to take a picture in the hotel mirror, but it was way off to the side so I kinda just fell out of bed

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

Oh and John Cleese can fuck right off, as well

Big hair and #mcm for the fam

This is the pic that did it

I feel like putting my butt crack on Insta main did this

His last words were reportedly: "Mitch McConnell survives.”

Someone please tell me where I am

good morning to the big juicy titties on my Golden Girls makeup bag and the big juicy titties on my Golden Girls makeup bag ONLY

Why is?

ABOLISH ICE

All my life choices have somehow led me to a Red Robin in Lancaster PA

Aside from an incredible career, Bonnie Tyler was indirectly responsible for this absolute triumph of a little internet video thing. I cackle every time, and I’ll always love her a bit extra because of it

Sleepy boy summer in full effect. Happy Thursday, fam

She’s insisting that I play Confessions II again. What can I do?

Anyway back to silliness

It’s not the most impactful, but keeping a dead man’s heart beating indefinitely just because Trump doesn’t like his potential replacement is a new height of ghoulishness, even for these people.

Eleanor Roosevelt just revoked her resignation

Can’t pinpoint the exact moment that my zero tolerance for Nazi shit put me on the wrong side of the American electorate, but here we are

My friends: we are healing

deserve an extra day off for dealing with firework nonsense all weekend

This is a temple of sweat and surrender

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I should probably just go to bed

not listening until my vinyl comes this afternoon, so nobody spoil L.E.S. Girl

When I was growing up, even well-intentioned representations of queer people were overwhelmingly tragic: it was either out-and-out bad to be gay, or just very sad. The few bits of mass media brave enough to say “Gay can be fun!” saved lives, literally.

Madogga

I do think Madonna releasing a dance album in the very near future will fix me.

Madonna Day -1

It genuinely kinda sucks that we couldn’t have had a halfway decent 250th. But I suppose schadenfreude will have to do

How your email finds me. Good morning, fam

Mostly an excuse to talk about all the taints in G.I. Joe

Gonna be hot today, is what I’m thinking

I worried that this would be insufferable, but it’s actually rather lovely

This is good, but the fact that four Supreme Court justices were willing to ignore the VERY CLEAR text of the Constitution, history, and over 150 years of precedent just because their guy said to shows just how broken we are.

Can’t talk watching this Absolut Madonna clock count down to zero over and over until I die

So who’s riding with dad?

Bring yer love

The same SCOTUS that keeps handing Trump unlimited power is also like: “Oh, yeah, he definitely raped that woman.” It’s a fact, as far as they’re concerned, but in no way a dealbreaker.

Waking up for Holy Week like

Everybody fuck off I loved Supergirl.

Oh happy brick day!

The lines for the Madonna pre-release parties stretched for over a block in some locations. Just sayin’

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Danceteria is life-changing

Back on my nonsense. And good morning 🥱

OK so he legitimately doesn’t even know what a passport is

Tried to take a selfie and I’m feeling puffy. Might be the end of my thirst-trap era. Gonna go work on some original thoughts