the only thing better than candy is candy that comes with a little legend to tell you which of the candies is which

Jockober throwback. Why not? It’s Saturday night.

First time watch

Instagram just puts it in my face, so to speak.

Lasagna it is!

Monty took over Mabel’s chair

An hour and change to go.

Might be a night for lasagna.

Time to talk about how social media is ruining the brains of people who got deserved clout from activism

My mutuals tab is like three days behind. Thanks, Jay!

Customers keep approaching me and asking me questions and I am annoyed. Maybe it’s the t-shirt branded with the company logo that gives me away.

Coffee cake for lunch. Shush.

But private accounts aren't needed*... *yes even private accounts are not a guarantee of no surveillance, but it sure makes it easy to scoop everything up with no extra layers of privacy. arstechnica.com/security/202...

I’m a butterscotch disc gay and a Werther’s Original gay and I have been since childhood.

At least it’s my Friday.

I post here because people are funny and hot and if that changes I will leave I've seen several posters from marginalized communities note that this place is very unwelcoming outside a very narrow range of people, which seems like something you'd want to address if you were in charge of the place!

I mostly ignore the discourse around This Platform because I don't care but every once in a while I get a glimpse of the posts of the people who run this place and they all post like if Krysten Sinema and that guy who wants to live forever went into the machine from The Fly together.

Morning already?

Did you know Tracey Ullman was in the original cut of Death Becomes Her (1992)? The original was 2 hours long but due to test audiences not liking it, they redid it, cutting out several people and scenes. They had to reshoot the ending a week before the premiere I would love to find this original

I’ll always love this one, and I’m a famous scaredy cat.

Dinner is leftover sweet n sour chicken with rice, though I barely use the sauce.

From the b roll.

“Wait is the patch of hair on my chest getting a little wider with age?” and other things I’m thinking when I should be working.

Back to work.

I think the problem is the average user doesn’t want or care about that. They just want twitter without the nazis and transphobes.

Republicans are just so angry all the time. Even when they’re winning. Even when they’re in charge They’re always so angry.

Rebranding as a temptress.

Tell me you’re unequipped to be a CEO without telling me you’re unequipped to be a CEO

Why do all tech CEOs decide to hate their own users and drive them away? Is that what's happening in MBA courses?

The six magic words.

If nothing else, it's remarkable how she's made it so no one can be normal about her.

Life of a Showbro G’morning fam

Back issues of Playgirl magazine are so important.

Is Tilly Norwood any relation to Brandy Norwood?

Me on Zoloft

your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office

the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have

Me on Zoloft

If I don’t wash these jeans tonight, they are going to start walking of their own accord.

You're in his Skircles. I'm in his DMs. We are not the same. 😇

Find someone who defends you the way that the BlueSky team defends Jesse Singal

The amount of times I will catch myself holding an imaginary cigarette… I will not explain this.

Morning Y’all! Jocktober still a thing?

Bushed.

It’s important to me to feel a little excited about my outfit every day

October, you say?

We stayed open late for an event and no one showed up because it’s Wednesday and kids go out of town on fall break and I feel bad for the speaker/storyteller who had no one to entertain. He left early.

(I’m still at work)

Four more hours.