Everyday I pray that God will take away my ability to read.

I want to like #Pluribus more but I hate Carol. Yes, I KNOW that that’s the point, but I still hate her, and I am rooting for the Hive. #TeamHive

We got a Natick today in the Saturday #NYTXW 31D/36A This is a very niche tweet, sorry.

Bye Sweatie. Let the door hit you!

Et Tu Fox News?

Today I am announcing my candidacy for Jerry Nadler's seat in the House of Representatives. My mother will also be announcing her own candidacy tomorrow.

I have never in my life seen this big of a gap in a generic House poll

The Running Man may be the dumbest movie I have seen in 20 years

CBS Face the Nation not having a single mention today of the Epstein Files is wild, but expected. They’ve been Foxified.

What color is the number 7?

I bet the 9:45 announcement is about attacking Venezuela

Donnie Deep Throat

Trump did WHAT?

I think I figured it out #EpsteinFiles

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

There’s a Starbucks strike tomorrow. Don’t cross the picket line.

It would be so funny if the next president bulldozed the ballroom on January 20 at 12:01 PM

“Do you have a favorable or an unfavorable opinion of..” Zohran Mamdani -3 Gavin Newsom -8 JD Vance -10 Socialism -11 Elon Musk -18 d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...

For the first time all year, Democrats were riding high and the regime was on the ropes. If Senate leadership’s goal was to demobilize and depress rank-and-file Democrats, they could not have played their cards better. This is why we’ve launched the largest primary program that we’ve ever run.

someone knows this guy. who is he?

lol

Join DSA dsausa.org/join

Durbin’s phone has been busy all day.

just called Schumer’s office telling him to resign

The Bernie Bros were right

primary every democrat, i don’t give a shit, but the cause of your suffering is the republican party and there are a lot of you who need to learn to hate them more — and i do mean hate — than you hate your allies

Absolutely right

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

Anyone else notice that they strategically got the senators who aren’t up for reelection in 2026 to vote for it?

An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

they fucking caved

On some level, you have to admire Chuck Schumer’s deep commitment to absolutely nothing.

These are the Dems that are expected to vote to end the shutdown with NO CONCESSIONS Shaheen NH Hasan NH Rosen NV Baldwin WI Kelly AZ Ossoff GA Peters MI Durbin IL

If Democrats get no concessions, then what they are doing is casting blame on themselves for the shutdown,

How did Ted Cruz get into Princeton and Harvard?

the way no one cares what they are doing is hilarious

This is the type of person that every Nigerian prince dreams about

Axios is trash

Hate when you don’t get credit for a puzzle because you filled in the rebus the wrong way. #nytxw #nytcrossword

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one is “fleeing” NYC to live in your country backwoods town.

Hazel is being cuddly today #caturday #catsofbluesky

This show is wild. 😭

Cryptic message from an old coworker I haven’t spoken to in a year. Sounds like there’s some tea to be had.

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

🎵 there goes my gyro 🎵