We need a sequel to this masterpiece on Dec 20. (Where Cher is the grandmother and we learn where this woman gets her competitiveness from)

I think the pink belt makes the fit.

YES! If my team produced software that was constantly giving incorrect outputs, we'd have to debug it. But if we called it AI, they'd say the hallucinations are an acceptable risk.

To quote Lisa Vanderpump: you're not important enough to hate, sit down.

I think the lack of enthusiasm for the Legend of Zelda movie comes from the fact that nobody was sitting around going "gee, I wish there were a Zelda story that I didn't have to play."

Oh boy, 8 am seems like a good time for a nap, no?

every author in the class action, please file the claim.

I don't like using a chat window where hitting enter doesn't send the message.

Counterpoint: it's actually a good thing to listen to your body when it says it needs a break. Partying until 4am and then showing up at work looking unprofessional while everyone knows you're puking in the bathroom isn't actually admirable.

Sixty fucking years. Show me another medium where you have one singular continuous story that lasts for six decades. This is a show that's on M-F, 52 weeks a year, for 60 years. That's incredible and it's unique to this genre and I love it.

When we watch the Republicans fight, we want mutually assured destruction. We want both Trump and MTG to go down in flames. Someone tell Democratic leadership that we aren't fucking rooting for Marjorie.

Is Margie even asking to join the Dem party or are people just extending invitations to white supremacists now? Just for funsies?

So, when video game companies use AI to "save millions" the price of video games is going to go down, right? RIGHT?

Democrats really think they did something with that tent metaphor. Sorry, but a metaphor isn't changing my mind about letting fascism into the party.

Now You See Me 2 is missing some of the spectacle from the first one.

Guess we gotta keep up the sentiment that GenAI sucks so that more companies start to feel it.

I finally saw the first Now You See Me and honestly I really liked it. The only thing that bugged me was the shoehorned romance. Not every movie needs that.

The people at the front desk saw my nail polish and knew I was a 🚬 and literally wouldn't let me check out until I took a hotel mirror thirst trap. Hashtag allies.

I see articles all the time about how bad Google Home is and I don't understand why we don't have the same volume of articles about how AI is inadequate despite how frequently and confidently it lies to us but is somehow presented to us as a finished product.

I'm so sick of the idea that trans people, queer people, Black people, and other marginalized groups are in a separate category from "everyday Americans." Everyday American is a dog whistle for cishet white people and everyone else has an "identity."

"identity" is such a dog whistle.

Almost all of us are here because we quit Twitter. A lot of us are also Tumblr refugees or Meta cord cutters. My point is that BlueSky leadership should not sit back and rely on our brand loyalty.

This is also why it's our duty as queers who like men to objectify them.

*paging @kaemsi.bsky.social*

I think that even if someone isn't working, they shouldn't die. Like, even a person who doesn't want to work for whatever reason still shouldn't starve to death. There are more people than jobs, and that's getting more apparent with AI taking people's jobs. So ok, let people not work.

Normally I love my barber shop because no one talks. But today I was lucky enough to be around a man who knows more than anyone else does. He knows why millennials can't get houses, he knows why there are so many women politicians these days, he knows why his in-laws vacationed in Italy wrong.

I still can't get over how the casino in #BeyondTheGates looks like someone's outdated basement.

After months of having to fight with my new company's "benefits coordinator" they sent me an email and referenced my wife. I don't appreciate being insulted on top of all of this. I am NOT straight.

If I die and instead of mourning me, my loved ones decided to treat a computer program like it was the real me, I'd haunt their asses so hard. They'd be like damn, why does my phone keep flying out of my hand and breaking?

Jennifer Horton is making #DaysOfOurLives unwatchable. Fast forward!

My client hired us, a team of subject matter experts and she still wants to use ChatGPT for ideas she brings to us. Why would you ask the Lying Plagiarism Machine when you're paying actual human experts?

Dressing like peak millennial manager today in the office. ✅polo shirt ✅hoodie (although it's a sweater) ✅Chucks

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

I've said this exact thing before. If money were no object I would only wear brand new socks and sweatpants.

I hate hate hate hate having the hiccups. I think it's the loss of bodily autonomy. But, reader, I find it absolutely infuriating.

Scruff’s “you have a lot of moments waiting” notification is the surest way to get me to revoke notification privileges and eventually stop using it simply out of neglect.

Platforming Megyn Kelly is embarrassing

she tried to warn us we didn't listen

Thank you @quilliamfyre.bsky.social for doing what I could not

Pro-tip for cash-strapped pet owners: many vets now use Cherry to finance vet bills and their pay-in-4 option is interest-free if it's under $500. If you have pet insurance, you can finance your visit and just pay it early when you get your reimbursement.

I object to "vanilla" being used synonymously with "plain" or "boring." Vanilla is a legitimate flavor and it's bold and delicious.

Technology in 2025 are the emperor's new clothes. We can all see how poorly this shit works but the tech bros say it's amazing and their sycophants say it's amazing, but I'm over here watching a robot fall down.

Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?

#DaysOfOurLives if I were Chad, Jennifer would never see my kids again.

Ok, so let's just pretend I'm a Blastoise. I don't have Instagram.

Go find a soap writer. They are experts I bringing back dead characters.

I wanna do the Blastoise thing but I am an old man Luddite and don't know how

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

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