Creep af disembodied hands trophy

He’s a modern day Foucault but for sport.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

Get his Howdy Doody ass

I would kill for this.

This is obviously total thuggery, but, in my limited capacity as a short-lived former letter carrier for USPS: it is also a completely empty bluff. Fucking good luck to Amazon doing last mile delivery to every address in the US.

It sounds like they were colluding with Trump’s handlers to keep him deluded.

In this household we love an LGBTQ-affirming Christian / pop / Christmas queen ✨

41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.

listen I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply

The main institutions of the Federal Government—White House, Supreme Court and Congress—are in complete shambles.

10/10 Couldn’t love this t-shirt more

It baffles me how many universities are willing to cut departments to the bone in order sell out to an unproven and unprofitable technology.

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

Pretty much the worst case scenario for the kind of person behind a half trillion dollar co. contracted to build spyware for our country 🥜🥜🥜🥜

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him. STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm? PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

Re the Jan 6 pipe bomber being arrested, I need background on the investigation and all evidence laid out before I believe anything anything this FBI says.

You mean the vehicle where as a kid you sat in the very back without a seatbelt which meant you’d almost catapult into the front seat at sudden stops?

Me: Raccoonobahn is closed due to snow. Furnando: Hold my beer.

WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!! (meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)

Newp

Fuck Jimmy Fallon and his appeasement. Did the same thing with Trump in 2016.

Bursts into tears because she had to go into hiding and write a tell-all memoir… in Malibu

An unexpected humbling and satisfying thumbed-nose to moon landing conspiracies.

Hey you guuuuys!

They thought it was an act! They assumed Hegseth was insincere in his open advocacy of war crimes because they too are insincere in their beliefs. I also think this is why the media lets so many Trump insanities slide: they assume he is insincere because they are too!

Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out

Worried about him Hope he’s ok

honestly think media downplay trump's mental state partly because they have, like, a thematic problem with there being two sleepy presidents in a row

I don’t know how we come out of this without making people like Brooke Rollins suffer for her actions in a publicly humiliating way so that we never have experience this ghoulish behavior in public office again.

Does anti-woke mean anti-awake now

Ok so maybe I need a bootleg copy of this stat

“Fuck this shit.” - RFK Jr’s brainworm upon reading American Canto and exiting from his right nostril

He’s mid ear flap

50 years of exquisite catastrophizing in my back pocket and I feel confident predicting this is going to destroy countless lives, including Trump’s.

Curious what happens in recruiting offices today when someone walks in and says they want to commit war crimes just like this.

i think it goes underappreciated that there are no ads here

Man, whatever is in those Epstein files must be Mordor-level bad

Butthead-looking mfer

The fix is in!

I’ve worked in tech, media, finance, and politics and each industry has its own strengths and flaws. But the most thin skinned people? Tech, hands down. Finance people don’t tell themselves they’re saving the world

PRO TIP If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason. I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.

Since I haven’t seen anyone mention this: When the U.S. commits war crimes it puts our troops in danger also, as it gives a green light to other countries that they can do the same to us

it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president

FYI as you head into the holiday season: Shopify is a Canadian company, but its CEO Tobi Lütke is Maple MAGA in both words & monetary support (under the guise of “free speech” & “open commerce”).

day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"

Zillow has "quietly removed" climate-risk estimates from more than 1 million listings ... after pushback from real estate agents + homeowners. Awwwwwww. [GIFT LINK]