Epstein email leak Robyn 🤝 releasing dopamine today

Furiously rage-scrolling and hope-scrolling simultaneously. We've hit Schrödinger's Scroll, baby.

Starting to think Trump and Epstein are not very good people.

He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.

***frantically scanning the leaked Epstein emails to see what they say about the Julianna Margulies/Archie Panjabi feud***

Mike Johnson is going to have to report some serious edging to his son.

Hello to all of the many lady pornbots that followed me today. Please let me know what novels I need to read before year's end to feel complete!

Every little connection to the president that the Epstein files reveal has me feeling foolishly h-word* on main. *Hopeful

The first Disney Adult™️

Every politician, including those caving ass dems, should be asked for their position on this.

Got a copy of this just to bring home for Thanksgiving and wield influence in political arguments.

In deep appreciation for all the homosexual and allied photo editors who found the most rancid pics of Kim Davis to accompany the pertinent news stories of the day.

Hey, this is great! We owe it to ourselves to celebrate every victory! That doesn’t mean the Roberts court hasn’t earned every ounce of criticism and pushback from the immense amount of pain they’ve visited upon a majority of American citizens falsely perceived to be in the margins of society.

To think I was hope-scrolling just days ago. I've undone all of that tonight.

Leadership found 7 senators with approaching retirements or far off races to fall on their swords to provide some cover, and Fetterman who reaches orgasm every time he can publicly embrace the wrong side of an issue.

This also affirms my recent posture that: why on earth would I ever give money to a politician when I could be helping people right outside my door through organizations that actually do the work?

Beyond the harm that it will to constituents once Republicans inevitably renege, backing down now does so much damage to the Democrats on the best week for their brand since 2020. Such loser behavior.

Watched a movie and crocheted another skullcap, a multicolored cutie that someone may get for Xmas.

Damn, time flies when you're having the worst time of your life.

Grammys are none of my business, but good for everyone who's happy.

Now if these Democrats fresh off their wins aren’t out in these streets screaming: Trump canceled your flight!… Post it everyday. Buy ad time during football games. Make tshirts. Trump canceled your flight!

Throwing, then becoming, a hero.

She's going to drop a rave about the new Rosalia tomorrow, I know it.

A new profile picture for a bit. I actually preferred the other one, but my husband photobombed me.

There is no reason why someone as kind and handsome as I am should have to know who Ross Douthat is.

On the inside you just know there's a pillow that says "Live, Laugh, Leni Riefenstahl."

Snorting election results for energy this morning.

Instagram servers with so many people looking for Debra Messing’s stories simultaneously.

A day bookended by wins from Jonathan Bailey and Zohran Mamdani? A war criminal death? A Dem sweep in statewide races? Good Indian food for dinner? Like Ice Cube said, Today was a good day.

I've seen enough! No really, I've seen enough early enough, and I can go to bed happy. Wheeeee.

Let's goooooooooooooooo

Libbing out a bit, but cautiously.

Finally sat my very offline husband down to break the news about Debra Messing to him. (He still believes she's merely that nice lady from Will & Grace.)

I crocheted a winter beanie with a houndstooth kind of feel to it. It ended up big, but I think folks in my life may end up with a version of this as a holiday gift.

P R I M A R Y

Damn, this killed Dick Cheney.

Whatever the results are on Election Day this week, I believe (and fear) this will be the most *discoursed* off-year election of all time.

For what I thought was going to be a fun show with hot dudes kissing sometimes, Boots surprisingly left me with a lot of complicated feelings.

People still in Halloween costumes tonight?! Wrap it up kids, it’s cozy Thanksgiving time.

Mom approaching my house with a bunch of kids to get Halloween candy: “It’s going to be a long night.” Me: “Not for me! I don’t have kids!”

Even if it's the worst possible people you know doing it, it's still absolutely bone chilling to see people openly admitting that they don't think their tax dollars should contribute to helping people not starve. People hating EBT/SNAP instead of the system that keeps people hungry is insane shit.

Couldn’t ever be me, but I see some of you getting ready for November.

Crocheted another 70s style kitschy afghan, this one a bunch of different greens. I’ll be wearing it around the house all winter.

Got to go to Philly City Council today to receive a citation (the good kind) for my work and the work of the org I run for LGBTQ+ economic uplift. Another message that if you are annoying enough for long enough, entities will eventually give up and reward you.

Remember that I can tell you we can circle back to something after the holidays, but if you try that shit with me this early in the year, I'm afraid I'm going to have to force you to dwell on it right now.

The new Lily Allen album is brat for people with mortgages and back pain. (High compliment.)

I really wonder how much that will matter if Democrats aren't doing a full-throated "GOP/Trump did this to you campaign!" and aren't taking this moment as an opportunity to connect constituents to food source solutions. It may be happening, but I haven't seen much of it.

I had just been out here living my life being unaware of the existence of Olivia Reingold, and now thanks to today's social media landscape I can never say that again.

It's a great week to consider how you might help community food banks if you have such capacity.