Kind of obsessed with the idea of 3rd amendment jurisprudence being so close to happening that we can smell it even though you pretty much learn in law school that no one has to really worry about THAT amendment.

It’s Jan 6 Eve, so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin, a little meth, and a pipe bomb.

Sometimes I prepare for a fight with someone in my head in anticipation of a conversation that might go awry, but then that conversation never happens and I remain mad at that person anyway.

I stand with Sen. Mark Kelly (but the man has to stop texting me.)

Everyone is going to be circling back on work tasks tomorrow, but the don’t know I’m a different person now. This is post-cottage Zach you’re talking to.

The Critics Choice Awards are so silly.* *unless they’ve invited the boys from Heated Rivalry to present an award

Bereft of gay hockey yearning, I watched Rupaul's Drag Race: Florida Drift just to try to feel something.

Committing war crimes for oil? Civil rights erosion in the name of “patriotism?” A shitty economy your conservative family pretends doesn’t exist? A deeply unpopular regime democrats can’t seem to leverage? Baby, the Bush era is back!

Kicked off the year with a reading I found on Instagram, inspired by my telenovela. Thanks 3am.tarot. In short: I trouble myself by picking fights over superiority, get caught up in rules and rigid traditions, and need to lean into the softness and grace of pleasure and nurturing others.

May it ™️ happen this year.

Happy New Year everyone!

Ok pop off E**** ***k.

Quick rewatch of Heated Rivalry ep5 at the gay NYE party before we properly celebrate.

Books, I've read a few. I got through 74 this year in a pretty meh year for reading quality(for me.) But still there were some highs, and I’d love to offer 15 reading experiences that hit hard for one reason or another and that I’d highly recommend picking up. Check out the post to learn more.

I know it’s passé, but I just did my 1000th peloton ride. And this little machine has helped keep me maintain a modicum of sanity over the past couple years.

I'm slowly getting back into running with some reasonable, fun goals for 2026. Can everyone drop their fave running playlists/songs so I can fortify my list? I like high energy, poppy songs - the kind you'd see E**** ***k dancing to in memes.

Putting together my best books of the year list, and it was a very B/B+ year. Gonna need a little more from 2026.

Oh baby, the next Heated Rivalry is writing itself.

I was the tour guide for the cast of The Real World Boston when they visited my university to stay there for the national service summit. Some were better than others.

Defused tension at a family gathering by pulling up birth charts on my phone and telling everyone the exact reasons they were crazy based on their sun/moon/rising combinations.

I don’t know why I just assumed the Bills would kick a PAT and go to overtime, but I went and took the garbage out and missed this. Lmao. Go Birds!

Every single one of the "E**** ***K missing her husband" memes is SO funny. Not since the "you'll never see me again" meme era has the quality been so consistent.

I talked with others in the collective psychosis about how a couple of queer hockey dudes saved 2025 and may change the queer entertainment landscape.

Just recorded this and felt all the feelings.

Ilya Rozanov’s willingness to devastate Boston sports fans makes him even hotter.

Gotta sleep soon and will check out the cottage in the morning.

Have yourself a merry little everything from our family to yours.

It simply cannot be overestimated just how wildly the composers of "Lo, How a Rose E're Blooming" absolutely freaked it when they threw that together.

What am I going to do when I'm no longer getting my lil Heated Rivalry press tour content videos of the day? It's like my own lil chemistry news report sent to me every morning. I'm so scared and sad in advance. I'm going to need something else to become obsessed with.

Thankful to have married a hot, half-Asian, caked-up introvert before Heated Rivalry made it trendy.

I think it’s beautiful whenever anyone escapes SNL.

Roses who are friends of Dorothy.

Oh I’m crying in the club.

Suffering as part of the Have to Wait Until My Husband Gets Home to Watch Heated Rivalry community.

Just as remakes of "Last Christmas" cannot succeed because they lack the closeted, yearning angst of George Michael, all remakes of "Christmas Wrapping" fail because the narrative demands a true disaffected, droll delivery possible only in a timeline when cellphones and social media do not exist.

Presidents used to do fireside chats; now they do dumpster fire rants.

Just show him 5 minutes of Heated Rivalry and the aneurysm will happen, I know it!

Listening to "All the Things She Said" and feel like I could run through a wall.

Quarterly dirty mirror work out thirst trap to let you know I’m alive. Will self distract.

Trying to figure out if Pluribus is good or just expensive.

Heated Rivalry social media team ran that set like the Marines. And thank god.

Cannot shake the perfect, moving, two-minute phone call scene between Josh O'Connor and Bridget Everett in Wake Up Dead Man.

Heartbreak after heartbreak this weekend.

I love the underrated, unhinged "Step Into Christmas" by Elton John because like many holiday songs from the 70s and early 80s, the subtext is: I got cocaine for Christmas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRt...

Dad has deployed his shovel.

Several holiday parties today and tonight, but first I'm headed to the Knit and Crochet-a-thon for the Needy at the Philadelphia Free Library today where we will be making scarves and hats for local folks that need them.

A dispatch from 1997: I watched Eve’s Bayou for the first time today, and we gotta find a way to retroactively run Debbi Morgan her Oscar.

"Call Your Girlfriend" scene from SKAM, you will always be famous. Heated Rivalry in the club can't happen without it. Remember the ancient texts!

One of the more vile side effects of living life without enough queer representation in media is the inability to appreciate anything that doesn’t align EXACTLY with one’s life experience. Rejecting it is not only an exhausting way to live, but the reason we don’t get more queer content to devour.

What amazes me about Olivia Dean is that no one under a certain age realizes she's giving adult contemporary queen who is stuck at #3 for the second straight week on a VH1 top 21 Countdown in 1994.