Don’t want to leave San Miguel tbh.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to experience working with, hanging out with, or marrying me, see Timmy Chalamet’s apology work.

Wandering around San Miguel de Allende tonight.

Me, climbing on stage at the community theater production and saying who deserves to go home and why.

Returning queen for Middle East War: All Stars!!

Say this in Vanessa Hudgens's voice.

If I were an Academy voter, I promise you I would lie and offer the most unhinged anonymous Oscar ballot every year.

An Alexander the Great who actually fucks...oh Ryan Murphy, your days are numbered.

There are endless reasons why Markwayne Mullin shouldn't be in government, nevermind leading DHS, but seeing folks citing that he doesn't have a Bachelor's Degree as one of them feels kind of gross and elitist and no small part of how we ended up with a Trump voting coalition in the first place.

Friends often turn to me for trenchant political commentary.

Went to the Attitudes store, and they were all out of Linda Dano. :(

Not taking any moral or intellectual stances about current foreign relations until I get the Morning Show’s take on it.

You know this bitch is going to show up and say dumb shit when an ill-planned American war breaks out in the Middle East.

If you're ever being robbed or attacked by a gay person, ask them to rank* the Scream movies as a distraction, and you'll be able to escape unharmed (except for having to hear them talk about their unending Scream movie rankings.)

Bigger problems in the world, but a third Oscar for Sean Penn would feel so bleak.

Feels like we should be using the gender neutral term Ayatollx.

I did a photoshoot by myself in a subway station because the train was late, I was alone, and I wanted to show you I wore an ascot to a gala.

how it feels being on bluesky and not giving a fuck about Pokémon

It’s after 5:00. What am I, a farmer?

Big night for Stop2stop and End2end.

Remember tonight that instead of watching the State of the Union, you could be doing literally anything else.

In the next 2 years we absolutely and unfortunately will see a streaming comedy series about gay influencers trapped in a vacation house while a cartel war breaks out outside. It will be canceled after one season, but the discourse about it will last for many years after.

Diva down.

Ok, this part is actually magical.

Some pre-blizzard shakshuka.

Lmaooo USA hockey capital of the world babyyyyyy.

Catching up on Drag Race and Snatch Game made me actually laugh for the first time in over a decade?

Love FCF! TarifF Cancel Fridays

OK, where can we submit for reimbursements?

Got a request (from my husband) to make a blanket with reds and browns to match a rug in a spare bedroom, so I added some lesbian flag elements to it, and voila, the latest crochet creation.

By the way, take a seat if you voted for the monsters leading the assault on Title IX.

Not exactly the patriotic type these days, but FUCK YEAH USA WOMEN’S HOCKEY.

Tyra Banks being a Sagiterrorist is very "fork found in the kitchen."

A beautiful example of why we should let stories end.

We should really arrest all royalty just in case.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

A 25th unhinged season of America’s Next Top Model would mean so much to me, a person who once faked press credentials* to ask Mr. Jay and noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker a question at pre-zoom online PR event for cycle 6 of the show. *It wasn’t hard. The show was on UPN.

Representation matters, and that is why I love the Norwegian Olympic skier who fucked up the slalom in which he was supposed to medal, threw his poles as far as he could, wandered for 3-4 minutes into the woods, and lay down in the snow until they made him get up and leave the mountain.

A disappearing thirst trap of my night working from bed.

Happy Valentimes from the Hoagie Room.

Johnny and Tara were watching those skaters and making noises like the morning anchors watching the grape stomp lady fall off the platform.

Curse of the Olympic figure skating team gold?

That was painful to watch. (I mean figure skating, not the rest of the news.)

Kind of need adam siao him fa.

(Hyper-regional skeet) As always, we weren’t going to go out for Valentine’s Day, but then our friends invited us to the exclusive Hoagie Room at Pizzeria Beddia, so we had no choice.

I’m tonight’s lecturer for Penn’s Fels Institute for Government, talking to their fellows about public finance advocacy, leading nonprofits through this unprecedented era, and career pivots. (But they have no idea I’m just waiting for clips of my gay Croatian soap opera to drop while I prepare.)

Woke up in a sweaty panic this morning thinking how with the current state of education, there must be so many young people who have no idea about “The Pleasure Principle” by Janet Jackson.

Not to be too earnest about this, but "I don't want to wait for our lives to be over" is the first thing I thought of. Heartbreaking.

One of the worst Super Bowl games in recent history awash in a sea of ads for betting sites, weight loss drugs, surveillance doorbells, crypto, and AI. Bad Bunny would've been MVP for the night regardless, but damn, outside of his show, what a bleak night.

That attention-addicted man would probably die sooner if he couldn't insert himself into every political and cultural conversation happening in this country, and we should test this theory by not sharing screen caps of everything he posts on some other site, even to dunk on him.