gf who is aloofpilled

proof by come at me bro

the fact that a judge wrote the phrase “biological pronouns” as a serious concept should be grounds for disbarment, and would be in any society with anything like a rule of law

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i love human beings so much

you can tell ppl are just reading the post text and not watching the video because they're reacting as if his argument is "i can't be a nazi because i'm popular." his argument is that his followers will kill you if you criticize him. it's pretty clear if you watch the clip

after the revolution we need to have a serious talk about the business school academics

really shows how nerfed american unions are that conde naste can fire someone for asking questions *in their capacity as a union rep* about recent layoffs

who wants to be my aloof wife

Okay yeah lets do it, because it is an interview with two conservative women, which I think is getting missed in some of the drive by dunks. This isn't just Ross's normal crankery, its a window into a specific conservative project aimed at getting women to buy in.

Ouch

not an isolated incident btw, gates is just generally an annoying guy who pretends to know math reminds me of how elon musk fakes knowing linear algebra and openly tells people who disagree with him that they're just scripted NPCs. billionaires are probably all like this to some degree

decided to share some fiction I wrote on my blog: bananasinwartime.ghost.io/three-stories/

Maximum entropy presidency

we're at the point where the president can stand at the podium and say 'we are imminently invading nigeria' and i will have no idea whether there is or is not an imminent invasion of nigeria. zero clue

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

Zohran didn't go far enough. They should pay you to ride the bus.

Three Kingdoms has the best insults :3

i have never been more disappointed in the contents of a wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian...

sorry to brag but a woman on the street just admiringly whispered "you're very tall..." as I walked by

Counterpoint: Shut the fuck up. Who cares? Log off.

potatoes on pizza is so underrated man. it slaps

this is exactly how racist twitter tradwives talk shit about each other's pussies

Maybe it'll happen today

keep it comin'

ready to fix bayonets

2026 Primary Woke Wave

hearing reports that woke guillotines are at this very moment trundling across times square

woke is back

the memory of charlie kirk died almost as quickly as he did

one way you can tell things won't be that different if things go really bad here is that young homeless people are extremely disproportionately likely to be queer

annoying thing about being online in 2025 is that every time elon musk comes up I have to interpret what I'm hearing with knowledge of his obvious breeding fetish. I don't want to think about how rock hard it makes him to get women pregnant but it's significant in US politics I guess so fml

people say men can't be funny but I've seen how some of you post and I believe you can do it ♥️. the potential is there

I've seen worse reasoning

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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

absolutely brilliant strategy, they have literally been sending outlets emails like "your data has been 60% deleted..." "your data has been 70% deleted..." and hiding articles from the website search, while making zero changes to the database itself, which they give to AI companies

"We will force your child to endure constant growing body horror that will make them more likely to die and mark them for further abuse from society for their adult lives. We're the sensible moderates."

does anyone know of a movie with a pick me main character?

liberal punditry is now a dude sitting alone on a throne declaring that when confronting authoritarianism, Democrats must make sure to stand for nothing specific

repeatedly hammering that sex is not a natural inherent feature of humans but merely gender forcibly inscribed upon the flesh is one of those positions that just feels so early for its time that people wont internalize it until more people lose their lives under completely preventable causes

Hey Siri, who endorsed Cuomo today

getting annoying surgery to become even more annoying

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"they're too cool we can't compete with them they have too many podcasts" is so funny

Incredible work, team.

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