timeline cleanse: i want to hear about the most useless kitchen items you have ever owned. let me kick things off with -the mushroom brush (as in, for brushing mushrooms) -the sausage guillotine someone gave me

This is so utterly delicious

I think Smol Paul's auditioning for his own calendar. Mr January?

Never fails to surprise me how gullible people are. The woman's a grifter.

Here’s your reminder to not back the Dice Tower crowdfunding campaign. Don’t support their transphobia, their silence in the face of bigotry, and their refusal to use their platform to make a difference when all it would take is a few words of support.

Agreed. Just double checking, but have you signed the #savewot petition? Over 231k signatures (and growing), 7 months in existence, and we STILL are finding #WheelofTime show fans who know nothing of the larger SaveWoT movement. savewot.com

Wondering wether now would be a good time for European NATO states to hold large-scale manoeuvres in Greenland

This is nonsense, random stuff, of course, but I just stumbled upon a German title page from the seventeenth century featuring the words "horni" and "epstein". My point? Release the files.

Amazon should be fined for binning "Wheel of Time". Heavily fined

Good. But stop simping to terfs. Helen Lewis is n this "difficult" situation because of her own actions and opinions

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

Artist and writer friends, have a look at this @andyduchess.bsky.social @ryanando.bsky.social @tracer-leiza.bsky.social @beavington.bsky.social

If you are a loose end in London next Thursday this will be a very thought provoking and important lecture

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social your and Robert's chance to adopt a fox www.bbc.com/news/article...

There is a scientific theory that says that no two people see a colour the exact same way. They believe they are a pigment of our imagination.

Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today

An amazing functionality via Anisota. You can edit your posts. I tested it via this post. bsky.app/profile/gerw... When you edit, there’s a way to potentially spot this, as the number of likes etc reset to zero

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

One of my first crushes...

I honestly can’t tell you which shaker I relate to more.

Nina Power, for those that don’t know, is perhaps one of the few people alive in the UK you can openly call a Nazi without any fear of her suing you for libel, since she lost her suit and through legal discovery was revealed to be obsessed w/ Hitler. She still writes for the newspapers, though!

Thirsty dads opening their wallets as we speak

For us old people!!

A pic of you and three pics of your art ✨

So often...

There we go. That there’s a headline.

Friends, it's Ginuary, let's see your contributions!!

No ranking from me because they're all great

Via @protopigeon.lol Spot on

"Gibson said the challenge of explaining horrendously complicated realities was something “really frustrating about being a historian right now. Publishing is grappling with nonfiction losing ground to ‘romantasy’ and escapism and stuff. If you want this book to be a really happy story, it isn’t."

Moby Duck.

The same people who fancy themselves on the moral high ground because their sex life isn't in the open are likely to struggle with the concepts of consent and bodily autonomy,imo

Exactly this... How dare someone have and use genitals the way people have been having and using genitals since the dawn of time 🤪😂

More nice things I've cooked 🍜 (baking edition)

Tbh, we need more of this

Lammy should be pulled up for basing his policy decisions on his faith and also be asked when he's going to start with this:

I absolutely cannot condone the actions taken in the course of obtaining this data, but on the other hand it's very funny that the free speech union will have to go to the state to curtail bash back's freedom of speech if they want it taken down

Anyone traveling to Germany soon, I have a tip for a Lindor sale

Right, since I couldn't be arse to do any groceries, my veg stock isn't great atm. But that's where being German is actually an advantage. Because now the sauerkraut is stewing away with smoked pork ribs. Veg scarcity solved 😋

This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)

Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.

William, aka Liam Dúlasair aka Darth Grunzl is a keen philatelist, vice-chair of the pomological society and likes hacking governments. He never leaves home without his sword stick. Rumours that he's the reason for the demise of the Kloiber's young cucmber plants are strongly exaggerated.

If you're looking for sth to watch to take your mind off everything, you could do a lot worse than this channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1r...

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

Headline aside, this is actually a really good article, and I encourage you to read it. Definitely adds a great perspective to life and how we move through it.

The retention of vivid hues allows a window into the wearing of a garment that has survived more than 250 years. The #1750s caraco brocade bodice demonstrates the beauty of a supplementary weft allowing the flowers to float above the blue. Sold via #AugustaAuctions #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

Real

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro