Grindr is down at the site of Charlie Kirk’s memorial and honestly this is just COMPLETELY in-character for these ass-pirates (derogatory). Again: THEY ARE PARODIES OF THEMSELVES.

*demonic laughter*

As soon as a food wrapper opens… 👀 🐾 🤤

Bun cha is delicious!! I usually freeze some of the seasoned mince so next time I just need to fry the patties

Ships make manifests of things on board because a ship with a list means a risk of capsizing.

Totally off topic, but all I can think about now is "Der Kaukasische Kreidekreis" which should be on everyone's reading list, no matter what the language. Learning about Bertholt Brecht changed my life.

German phrase: "Kreide fressen"(eating chalk) Comes from the Grimm tale "The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats", where the perfidious wolf eats chalk to sound like mother goat, so the kids let him in and he can gobble them up. Eating chalk is trying to lull so into a false sense or trust and security

Found a moment to record my new #antifascist #antiracist #antigun song. It's been propping up my mental health this week 🤣 #newmusic #musicsky

Small and medium businesses are also more likely to re-invest locally, I'm guessing.

Because Oktoberfest has started

Retweeting this, esp for the lovers of traditional Lederhosen out there *cough*

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Warum heißt es Oktoberfest und nicht Vollversammlung?

We have been advised that ‘Gender Critical’ NHS staff have been trying to locate some trans people by searching the NHS computer systems. We ask everyone worried they may have been targeted, to make a Subject Access Request to learn who has searched your record.

I really don't need another robe

Got myself another vase

What's with these supposedly DD+ bras with tiny little spaghetti straps?! Physics, bro. A centimetre of piddly little elastic is not gonna hold a breasticle of Size, those mofos are heavy

Yesterday we learned that Trump micromanages the prosecution of his enemies and that the head of his secret police was filmed accepting a $50k bribe in a paper bag. Still, for the editors of NYT, the sanctification of Charlie Kirk, saint and martyr is a bigger news story. This paper is soulless.

Nog wat #boekenspam Ook met @denhaagcentraal.bsky.social interview over het studentenleven van prinses Juliana! Was een leuk gesprek :-)

I see Boyne's "this is the last about the matter you'll ever hear from me" continues apace

I dreamt I got myself rainbow hair

So, Trump's eulogy at the Kirk do... my bet is he'll talk 2 mins about Kirk and 10 mins about himself and his grievances

Peak German?

Just a reminder that if you want to follow me in #Japan (and see the full breadth of the content), I'm posting it all to Instagram (with captions). You can find it all on my profile www.instagram.com/kaveyf/ I'm also using the tag #kaveyeatsjapan25 but that shows everything all out of order!

Quote with a gif you can hear

Black Klansman is the choice of cinematic entertainment for tonight. If you haven't watched it, highly recommend

Green Party - Nationalise the water companies, tax the super rich, invest in our public services, stop the genocide, lower bills. The Telegraph - Greens are "hard left."

Middle-age saturday evening. Pondering wether to bake a cake and considering which colour to paint my toe nails next

Ernst Mosch

Ooops... looks like Disney execs may have to find a spine after all

screaming😭

Roses are red, Violets sublime,

The Roos Carr figures are dating to the Late Bronze Age or Early Iron Age. They were inadvertently unearthed by laborers during ditch maintenance at Roos Carr in 1836. Approximately two meters beneath the surface, the workers discovered a collection of well-preserved...🧵1/3 📷 me #archaeology 🏺

I tried to interview Banksy about the latest cat sofa, but she's remained tight lipped .. #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #Proofofcat >>> craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4369...

Respectfully, if Charlie Kirk taught us anything, it is that this is not true.

Uncle Colm would find that guy boring and long-winded af

So, Your Party already on it's last legs then... how unsurprising

Soup is life! All year round!

Should have invested the money in better windows, by the looks of it. As a neighbour I'd be sorely tempted to paint the progress pride flag on mine just to peeve that berk off

New shawl. I do love a sale item

Where that fake surprise gif again please Please follow me for my near weekly rant on the many reasons why data quality is the foundation we build our sand castles on

Antifa terrorist

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Antifa terrorist

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🎵 cut my food into pieces 🎶 🎶 this is my goats cheese tarte🎵