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Moose.

Wow.

They’ve been going all night!

Lights. Northern.

Northern lights. 🎣🧊🇳🇴

Norwegians: Coming over here cooking their own food. Me:

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

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Guardian Correction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Moonrise.

Sunny.

I mean, he could...

I have always thought that Mandelson was an odious and arrogant lickspittle. Now he’s been caught feeding insider information to Epstein, who else has he bought favour with?

Moonrise.

Snowy.

In the de-icer park. 🛫🧊❄️

Stuck in an hour long passport queue in Oslo. Yay for Brexit benefits 🙄🙄

Shocked I tell you, shocked!

It’s not January anymore!!!!

Early drive to Manc Airport. I was passed by a Golf doing about 100mph. Ten miles later I passed the Golf who was chatting with plod. 🤣🤣🤣🚓🚔👮‍♂️🚨

BREAKING: A federal judge has just ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father from the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, Texas!

Is it going to be another 4-3? 😬

Wooohoooo!!!!!

Inspiring review of Melamine...

Not enough LOLs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've always liked this angle of Michael Jordan flying.

HOWAY THE LADS 👊

Do you think it annoys Nigel Farage that he was not well connected enough to be in the Epstein Files? Not down with the (un)cool kids.

UNITED ✊

There are photos of Andrew Windsor with what looks like either a very petite woman, or a girl. It makes my stomach churn. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Avocado toast for lunch. 🥑🍳😋😋 #foodsky

How TF is it still January?

I think if Dean just signed up to GRINDR it would be so much easier for everyone.

A perfect critique in a single line. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

🎧 listen this is heartbreaking 💔 @coldfishstix on TikTok for the whole track

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Melania has 7% on Rotten Tomatoes because the Evening Standard gave it a good review. Without that it would be 0%. 🙄🙄

Morning BlueSky.

#Connections Puzzle #964 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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I think the Independent needs to get off the fence here. Say what you really mean.

Anus Tangerineus seems to have forgotten (did he ever know) where Melamine came from... www.unilad.com/news/us-news...

Left or Right. Left here.

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This afternoon I have been waxing my ferrule.

It is great to see such disgraceful behaviour result in such a positive outcome. ❤️❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...