Monday Morning #Skyporn. Have a lovely day everyone

Daphne was not impressed by Percy proffering a sprig of parsley so threatened to twat him with a rolled up flannel

Post a pic of yourself, wrong answers only:

It was lovely to see the sun today

Post a question you ask yourself every morning

Saturday

Does anyone else think this man is a cunt?

What a fucking day

Gays if Bluesky gets glitchy on #FCF

If anyone needs me check my MySpace

Bluesky staff today

Thursday

Maude found a sun spot today, she hopes you did too

Bus Homophobia

I love it when people come to Bluesky to whinge that Twitter/X is a bin fire. Fucking stay there and whinge about it, twat

Back to work after two weeks off face

Happy Sunday whores

Happy Sunday whores

Off to Tesco, anybody want owt?

Happy Saturday

Anyway I’ve had my bedroom redecorated

She’s back

What day Evri? Today? Yesterday? Tomorrowday? It’s been like this since Tuesday.

Awwww she’s not following me anymore. All of you jealous bitches have scared her off

It’s over for you losers now Dolly follows me

The world is a horrible place at the moment do I hope you manage to get some sun on your face today

Artemis II getting in on the Humpday photos fun

This arsehole is on Bluesky, you know what you need to do

I don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t have Dolly Parton in it #Booksky

Maude says Happy Tuesday bitches

Prove me wrong

Happy Bank Holiday

Sir, he’s just cracked into his third chocolate egg #Notsorry

I saw Mika with 40 other people at Newcastle University

Happy Chocolate egg day

Koch though

Saturday

If you thought it was what I thought it was we can be friends

Happy Easter #FCF

For the first time in my life, I’ve just given blood. Please clap

Remember Kids

Ho hum

Punch a racist today

Thank fuck, cunt

Off to Wisbech for a funeral (not mine)

My Easter BIG STUDIO SALE is now on! 50% off all work in the sale. Prices start at £30.Follow the link here or in my bio. andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com

Have a great day you amazing person