Cheeky bulge thread

Does anyone want something from the takeaway?

‘No47 have put the wrong bin out again I see’

‘No47 have put the wrong bin out again I see’

This goes for anyone I follow. If you still on Twitter/X you’re enabling a platform that sexualises women and children without their consent. If your ‘friends’ are on there, I think you might need better friends

I’ve got 15 miles to hike today kids, wish me luck

I remember when social media used to be fun

I wonder if willies are like fingerprints and no two are actually the same? Of you send me photos of your tiddler I can continue this important research #FCF

2016 to 2026

Traitors spoilers can fuck off I’m watching the football (1 person blocked already)

Sometimes I’m relieved to be the age I am, imagine being young, with your whole life ahead of you in the World we live in now

Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today

I’m 57, am I still middle aged?

2026 is already a bitch

So if you’re still on X/Twitter 1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes 2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world. 3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge. Shame will follow you

So if you’re still on X/Twitter 1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes 2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world. 3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge. Shame will follow you

Let’s go bitches

Who wants a big bite of my pie?

Turns on BBC News

If it’s not War, it’s what nearly killed you or look at the snow. Fuck off with that shit three days into the year.

Let’s all leave body shaming in 2025. As a community let’s lift each other up. Every BODY is beautiful

Start the year, the way you mean to go on

Is it just me that has never watched Stranger Things?

Happy New Year sluts

New Years Honours list is released.

I love a selfie as much as the next person but you must have more than that?

Important announcement

Back to work tomorrow

As we near the end of 2025 what message do you want to give your Bluesky family?

On my way to get another cheese board from the supermarket

Boxing Day #FCF

Me and Maude, Christmas jumper twinsies

Happy Christmas everyone. I hope your day is filled with love ❤️

Voice reveal Let me know what you sound like

I’ve just watched this film and I implore people in all countries who have governments and politicians citing immigration as a problem to watch it as I firmly believe we are allowing the same horrific atrocities to happen again

Me shouting into the bathroom mirror ‘One more day, you can do it. You’re a fucking tiger’ The actual tiger

Annual reminder that even though you might love your family, you don’t have to like them. Your perfectly entitled to surround yourself with people who feel like family

#MCM throwback

Rainy hike through the woods today #Chopwellwoods

Happy Sunday to naughty boys and girls only

Sweet dreams kids

Does shouting ‘well, it is Christmas’ just remove fat and calories from food and drink in just December or does it work in the rest of the year?

My fetish is rich people not getting what they want. What’s yours?

What is the song that will immediately transport you back to being young and having fun?

You can stand there until you apologise to cousin Mary for pulling her hair

You can stand there until you apologise to cousin Mary for pulling her hair

Maude says local parks are great

Now this is a Santa Clause beard @bikeymikey.bsky.social

#Bluesky looking for my friends