What is Rylan Clark still fucking working?

I trust in the lard, do you?

The real horror about this is the fact the US Government are blaming women for Autism

The real horror about this is the fact the US Government are blaming women for Autism

Rapture liars! Now I have to fucking go to work

Night night slags

Preparing for The Rapture

I want to be back in Spain

Some light reading tonight #Booksky

Mallorca at night

Last day of holiday face

Lunch face

Bluesky on a Friday #FCF

Mallorca throwing shade on Gay Rights

Cheese for breakfast again

#cockeyed one eye off to the shops while the other is on the way back with the change 🤣

Who are we praying for people?

Fuck Nigel Farage, fuck far-right arseholes. Into the sea with all of them.

Smell like a cunt oh I mean Captain

It was hot today

Google show me the human equivalent of a disappointing, unfulfilling sex life

What a day for a hike in slingbacks

Drinks at sunset

#MonochromeMonday done right edition

I mean, I’ve had worse views

Off on holiday, laters losers x

Maude is coming on holiday too

Oh no my holiday shorts have shrunk

Out of office on

How do you answer the phone?

I tell you what can fuck off into the sea IBS

All I will say about the news from the US this morning is, the hole left by a bad person is always filled by another bad person

Bluesky is ugly tonight, too much hate and violence. I’m going to bed

#WorldSuicidePreventionDay Know that love can heal you ❤️

Is there a rich billionaire who isn’t an absolute cunt?

If Ghislaine Maxwell asks you to sign my Christmas card, please say no

If Ghislaine Maxwell asks you to sign my Christmas card, please say no

Happy Monday folks

There nothing fun about ‘fun size’ chocolate bars