"Where is Taylor Swift? Now she's top tier WAG." Gizelle #rhop 🤣

Stacey guard your husband girl- you know Ashley has a type. #RHOP

“Y’all don’t have people you all pay for this??” Dr. Wendy was NOT feeling Tia’s polo event 😂 #RHOP

It’s not giving starter money 🤷🏽‍♂️ #RHOP

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Oh this Angel house tea is really good #RHOP

The renovations are not on budget 🤔 Collecting invoices and more, right Wendy? #RHOP

Double booked 👀👀👀 #RHOP

“Tia brought the color” it’s giving Get Out #RHOP

I just want to have a couple of drinks, dance uninhibitedly, and a cutie kisses me on the dance floor at the stroke of midnight ushering me into my birthday. Is that too much to ask for?

Yearly Anastasia viewing and questioning about what the current Russian situation would be if the Romanovs had not been assassinated

H word hours 🥴

If anyone needs a +1 to your holiday parties, I can bring snacks

What’s everyone up to today?

Oh hey! Seattle isn’t so gloomy today

After a terrible, stormy week: An amazing sunset over Elliott Bay here in Seattle (taken from Pike Place Market)

Here I am yet again asking for a cutie to lock eyes and fall in love with me on the light rail

Gay powers restored but do I need the pullover?

Got the day started to gym and get a haircut. I was reward with incredible head. Maybe I should do this more often

sexually active listener

The secret in question

What if we kissed as bros? (I’m sitting on a secret 🤭)

Kyle was dating Morgan. We all know that. She’s not fooling anyone #RHOBH

This is such a bulls**t take. You’re on a reality TV show!!! You can still answer the question and respect the other person’s privacy. Kyle needs to go. She brings nothing to the show. And her saying she is always honest is such a joke #RHOBH

So glad Jennifer Tilly is back on our screens! #RHOBH

Kyle Richards announced her separation from Mauricio Umansky back in October 2023 and we are STILL talking about it #RHOBH

I really don’t see a difference between what Kyle said and what everyone else said in regards to PK #RHOBH

Jennifer Tilly is a fabulous host #RHOBH

“While she was struggling to get out of the womb, I was just struggling” DEAD #RHOBH

Oop! Dorit was so serious about this hot girl summer that she’s sending the kids off with grandma and grandpa #RHOBH

Did Morgan pick out this tie confessional, Kyle? #RHOBH

Sir, are you not embarrassed by your daughters telling you you’re in your ho phase #RHOBH

To the guy in the purple hoodie with the word “Ass.” on it, hey! You’re super cute

Unpopular opinion but I quite liked Michelle Yeoh and Jeff Goldblum’s portrayals of Morrible and the Wizard. Their singing talent lacking heavily kinda works for me as they are the villains and it fits?

Sweaty #fursday

I woke up like this

I know y’all said ep 3 of #HeatedRubalry was heartbreaking but y’all did not warn me enough

I feel seen 😳

These thoughts have crossed my mind recently

I’m not trying to be rude, but when I see someone using ChatGPT, it’s just a boner killer 😬. Killing the planet gives me the ick

Replacing car tires today because Seattle weather said be an adult or die

Holiday 🍑 #humpday

“The only time I don’t dress up is when I file TAXES. Cause the patriarchy doesn’t deserve me at my best!” God Venus is such a good time!! Love seeing queer representation on BravoTV #PumpRules

Audrey getting a lap dance while Kim is crying in the background is pure chaos 🤣🤣🤣 #PumpRules

“It’s not a competition!” and then proceeding to try to one up Angie in 5 different ways is iconic - Lisa Barlow never change #RHOSLC

“I’m super happy. I am. I actually super adore Todd. And we’re happy. And there’s like, no drama at my house.” Everyone at the table and watching at home: #RHOSLC #BravoTV

Wait wait wait… so Heather wants Meredith to apologize so they can move forward and rebuild their friendship, but she refuses to have a one-on-one conversation with her? I know Meredith would never apologize/take accountability, but tell me how this logic makes ANY sense #RHOSLC

Heather Gay has been DESPERATE for another ‘moment’ like: “receipts, proof, timeline” The fact Heather refuses reconciliation unless it’s in front of a group, and constantly repeats herself OR has alliteration in all her Monologues It’s kind of pathetic. #RHOSLC

We got the intro!!!!! #PumpRules

Meredith so calmly and cool responding “I don’t agree” gave me shivers cuz I have definitely given that energy to people who are popping off on me. The sag is sag-ing!!!!! ♐️♐️♐️ #RHOSLC