Oh, Mary! tour tickets secured ✅

Gay in gray

Channeling my rage into my never ending quest to become hotter

Already made plans to see the odyssey again this week 🤓

Shakira and Beyoncé reunite at the FIFA World Cup Final.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Super Bowl repeat 🕯 🕯 act iii single drop🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

How do you guys wax poetic? Waxing is too painful for me so I prefer to shave

Beyoncé stuns in new photos.

Who’s up for a game of strip settlers of Catan?

Had to work this morning but I’m proud to say I survived 😌

goodmorninggoodmorning

Channeling my rage into my never ending quest to become hotter

Still thinking about The Odyssey and how good it was

Ladies, don’t count your chickens before they hatch because my employer didn’t actually have the budget to do this and pushed my raise back until January 😍😍

yeah

It’s interesting to see the conversation about wildfire smoke and air quality this summer, now that it’s affected the Midwest and eastern US for a few years in a row. Those of us on the west coast have been suffering through this for like, a decade at least

Who wants to bankroll a lavish vacation for me?

Happy Thursday 🍑

Wow the odyssey fucking slapped

YOURE FUCKING LYING #WorldCup #ENGARG

Me when I go out wearing this look

"MORNING DEW (DONK)" by Beyoncé debuts at #26 on the Hot 100.

Beyoncé stuns in new photo.

Remembering I don’t have to watch Love Island USA tonight. I’M FREE

Some post #LoveIslandUSA season 8 thoughts: 1) the correct couple won and were truly the only option 2) Sincere was stupid, manipulative, and toxic, but great tv. We need more islanders like him next season.

I’m sorry but Ariana’s finale look is a miss for me 😬 it’s giving black swan fell off a boat #LoveIslandUSA

I’ve laughed so much on this app today. And this is just the foreplay, my little ladybugs Can you imagine how much this will pop off when we get to the main event??

How do I know bluesky is hell? Exhibit A:

BREAKING: Graham Officially Withdraws from Life

Lindsay Graham dead after pride month ended, WAKE UP PEOPLE

Omg the yellow card drama

Let’s gooooooo Switzerland

I am once again begging for you to invite me to your pool

This is what I mean by post work debrief

Meta choosing to create this feature merely a year after settling a massive Facebook privacy lawsuit was cuckoo bananas

Obsessed with Melanie’s mom #LoveIslandUSA

Obsessed with Bryce’s grandma #LoveIslandUSA

Hump dayyyy 🐪

7 years ago I rang up the most insane order I ever encountered

ARIANA MADIX EMMY NOMINEE FOR OUTSTANDING HOST IKTR

Prettiest girl in America AND an Emmy nominee?? Meg Stalter is UNSTOPPABLE 😍😍

2 minutes into #LoveIslandUSA and I’m already mad

Charli xcx threatens to “f*** [Peppa Pig] up” following Clairo shade.

Every summer, 2-4 British fuck boys learn that women have feelings and are impacted by their actions and I think that’s beautiful #LoveIsland

EXCUSE ME MY BOYS ARE HAVING INTIMATE CHATS AND HOLDING HANDS??!? #LoveIslandUSA

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Have these islanders ever heard singing before? #LoveIslandUSA

“I don’t think we have a toxic relationship” says the man who is making his relationship toxic #LoveIslandUSA