Realizing they have Paul Giamatti voicing John Adams but aren’t using Laura Linney as Abigail #TheAmericanRevolution

Can’t believe I have to choose between watching RHOSLC and Ken Burns’ The American Revolution tonight 😭😭

Survived the 24 hour xfinity outage in my building 🥲

Tiny brain, tinier underwear ✨

NEWS: Josh Naylor and the Mariners have agreed to a five-year extension, pending a physical, a source confirmed to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.

Seated for Wicked (part one) in theaters for the fourth time 😎

TikTok keeps feeding me promo for this show that I can’t even legally watch oh I’m fuming 😤

Güd morning

After dark

The Seattle mayoral race is over, but Katie Wilson has further extended her lead in the latest vote count. She leads with 2,018 votes or 0.73%, commanding 50.2% of the total vote. There’s only a small number of curable ballots left to potentially count.

Orange you glad to see me?

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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

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Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4

Sometimes, it IS that deep

Time to resign @schumer.senate.gov

Someone tell Schumer it’s a good idea to go on Ziwe. I need to see her eviscerate him

Get in losers we’re dissociating

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me 6,782,137 times, I must be a congressional democrat

cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen

Are you also locked into the LEGO production of Phantom of the Opera on TikTok or are you normal?

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has taken a narrow lead in the Seattle mayor race.

SEATTLE!!! We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

I NEED to figure out how to watch this in the US 😩

The horrors persist but so do I

You know how craven you have to be for Gavin Newsom to call you out

Stacey in a “slutty” dirndl is exactly what I needed tonight to lighten my mood 💀💀 #RHOP

Honestly I expected this result so the only surprise is that it took this long for dems to cave on this shutdown. The republicans had a losing hand but democrat leadership still folded because they’re fucking stupid

Until the sun burns out

NEW from @votersoftomorrow.org: “Either through complicity or incompetence, Chuck Schumer once again proved he cannot provide the type of leadership that young Americans demand. It is clear he must step down as caucus leader.”

Time to resign @schumer.senate.gov

I fucking hate the democrats you’ve gotta be kidding me about this vote

I need YouTube tv and Disney to agree asap because I’m tired of only being able to watch half of the football games happening on Saturdays

WHEW that was stressful #GoDucks

Now why am I crying during the #GBBO finale?

I’m thrilled by Gaga’s seven Grammy nominations this year but the Harlequin nod truly gagged me 🤪🤡

“Being a gay top with a fat ass on Bluesky, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more queer liberation than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a gay should be.” -Boston Gay Boy

Happy Friday 🥳

When Tillamook announced a limited edition “butter-mayo spread," the grilled cheese-loving public acted quickly.

Hello I’d like some attention plz

This yacht trip is so fucking chaotic 🤣🤣💀 #RHOSLC

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, becoming the first babygirl mayor of NYC, BGB projects

This MSNBC panel is GIDDY

God I’m FERAL now

Go vote! 🗳️

Tonight should be a good reminder to Senate Democrats they better not cave.

hearing good election results for once