Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇 Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING

I know it’s kind of tacky and certainly nationalist propaganda but fuck I love the Olympics 😭 #Olympics

ALYSA!!!!! 🥇 #Olympics

HOLY SHIT

Alysia Liu is maybe the first skater today who I’ve seen having genuine fun on the ice!! #Olympics

JUST IN: Team USA has won the gold medal in women's hockey in a stunning overtime comeback over Canada at the Winter Olympics. https://cnn.it/4aIfQso

lmaooooo

Amber!!! #Olympics

Ok but why aren’t any of the figure skater girlies competing to Diet Pepsi (Live from the 2025 Las Culturistas Culture Awards)? Huge miss if you ask me!!

Haven’t heard back from a boy I like and trying to be normal about it 🫩

gm

Bravo immediately fact checking Stacey after Andy asked who filed the divorce papers is diabolical 💀💀 #RHOP

Beyoncé shares new photo with a telephone.

WE NEED EYES ON GAGA IMMEDIATELY

Hello I’d like some attention plz

friendly reminder to all the single girlies out there that your career, your success, and your money will never wake up one morning and decide to leave you. keep hustling 🙌🏽

Situationship called me thick headed 🤨

Come on quad god!! #Olympics

I need a warm vacation where I can drink a margarita poolside in a speedo STAT

i hate to be the cher of bad news

Skeleton is perhaps the most psychotic Olympic event

Situationship called me thick headed 🤨

Jojo Siwa stuns at Harvard Business School.

Cardi B responds to the Department of Homeland Security’s recent attack on her character: “If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?”

Hey siri play Thong Song by Sisqó

Just remembered I planned a mental health day tomorrow so today is my Friday 🕺 🎈

19 years ago today, Shakira & Beyoncé released “Beautiful Liar.”

🍑 day

Evil pays off I guess!

He’s evil, but the sexy French ice dancer’s ass is crazy

Omg these tartan figure skating outfits are CUNTY #Olympics

The Trump administration removed a Pride flag at the NYC monument honoring the Stonewall uprising, a key turning point for LGBT rights in America

Sometimes, it IS that deep

The minion routine is so stupid I love it so much #Olympics

How can I possibly work while my stories* are on?? *(Hot curler in mixed doubles final, minion figure skater)

Let the girls breathe!

Go, hot curler, go! #Olympics

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

On or off?

FUCKING FINALLY

The 90s theme for the rhythm dance is so cunty

Hot curler made it through!!

Lady Gaga stuns with her Jigglypuff in a new Instagram post: "My favorite, of course: Jigglypuff! #Pokemon30"

lady gaga tonight:

Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl performance with a billboard behind him saying: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love”

Gaga singing jiggly puff??

Lady Gaga dancing with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.

That halftime show was incredible #SuperBowl