trying real hard to star in an mpreg heated rivalry spinoff

Hopping on this trend a year late but better late than never! Add me on hevy

Recovering from the holidays by celebrating dry January [4-8] 💪🏼

first monday back at work

The way these women have to baby Angel is exhausting. That was the mildest possible shade about her house! #RHOP

Hot boys get poked

gm

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Get in losers we’re dissociating

Fwb twink got me feral but left me hanging 😢

Hello I’d like some attention plz

We love a shutout 🥰 #GoDucks

Game time! 🏈 🦆 💚

I’m sure you’re all tired of this pic but at this point I have to repost to make sure Oregon wins today 😜 Go Ducks!

Hahahahhahahahaha fuck Ohio State 🥰🥰

Twas the hump day before Christmas and all through the house 🎶 🎄 🎅🏻

Tiny brain, tinier underwear ✨

My internal clock is telling me that it’s “hey handsome” time on the apps

Let the girls breathe!

Any excuse to repost ✨

I still can’t get over my boys driving into the sunset together like we really needed this joy 😭😭 #HeatedRivalry

The life of a-

I’ll see you homos at the cottage tonight 🫡 ⛸️ #HeatedRivalry

Merry Christmas from your fave boys 😘 🎅🏻

Twas the hump day before Christmas and all through the house 🎶 🎄 🎅🏻

Sometimes, it IS that deep

gm

[Almost] game day ready 🏈 🦆 #gay #underwear #thong #fitness

The Epstein Files, everybody!

12 hours later and I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck emotionally lol

I’m still so astonished (and grateful!) that one of my favorite silly smut novels was adapted into something so a) good and b) loyal to the source material #HeatedRivalry

If you’d told me six months ago that one of my favorite smutty novels would become the number one show on HBO Max by the end of this year, I wouldn’t have believed you #HeatedRivalry

Give them both Emmy’s RIGHT NOW

Starting it again from the top! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😭

IM A FUCKING MESS AND I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING #HeatedRivalry

Oh. My god. #HeatedRivalry

I’m still here

Mirror check

Kind of a boring season because of the casting but I DO thing the right person won #Survivor49

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The local cheese grater safety inspector takes his role VERY seriously

Let the girls breathe!

Any excuse to repost ✨

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

This entire weekend

After dark